The emperor called Eunuch Xia over and said, "Xiao Xiazi, come and write a contract for me. We are betting each other now whether men cannot live without women or women cannot live without men."
Eunuch Xia honestly found the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and then wrote the treaty.
"Go, bring my food yesterday. I'm going to have a meal now." The emperor took the note written by Eunuch Xia and then ordered him.
Eunuch Xia was about to agree happily, but suddenly he was stopped by Huo Jingchen. "Slow down, we said we can't ask for women, including this one who is neither male nor female. What's more, you clearly want to use him as a woman."
Eunuch Xia showed an embarrassing look on his face. After all, the emperor's words were imperial edicts, and rejecting the emperor's words was an opposition.
However, the adults next to them are all people that cannot be offended.
Huo Jingchen patted Eunuch Xia on the head and said, "If you want to do it, go. Now there is no emperor, we are competing fairly."
The emperor nodded silently, looked at Eunuch Xia, and whispered: "What they said is right, you should step back!"
When Huo Jingchen heard about this bet, he knew that the emperor would definitely lose. However, after all, the emperor was the emperor, and even if he lost, he would lose brilliantly, so he curled his lips and walked away.
The emperor cleaned up the memorials on the table, then left the Qianqing Palace and said to Huo Jingchen: "Now we live in this place. Chen Yu, please make it clear first, if you want to stand on the side of a man or a woman,
as you like."
Chen Yu shrugged helplessly and looked at the emperor and said, "I'll quit. Anyway, I'm on the side of women, but I'll be very uncomfortable if I live with you now."
The emperor looked at Huo Jingchen strangely: "It's good, so we won't have any traitors. Chen Yu will be our referee, but you must be fair and just!"
Chen Yu nodded and said, "Don't worry, I'm watching from the pavilion that I saw in Sanxi Hall and Qianqing Palace. Every move I make, I'll record it."
Huo Jingchen laughed: "You just wait for us to lose and pay us money!"
As he said that, he sat on the table with the emperor, took out Go and set up a chess game.
"Huo Aiqing, I haven't played chess with you for a long time. When a woman was there, she started to talk nonsense every time she didn't walk halfway through." The emperor picked up a chess piece and placed it gently on the chessboard.
"What's wrong?" Huo Jingchen frowned: "Those women know that going home is important and doing trivial things is important. They never thought that men have to go all the way."
As he said that, he put it on the chessboard according to Taojiang.
"We must have played a chess game today, otherwise whoever takes the game will be a coward!" The emperor took a sip of wine and placed the chess piece on the chessboard, regardless of weight or lightness.
One game after another, it has exceeded half of it, which means that Jiang Hexi has always interrupted the time for the two of them to play chess.
"I'm afraid if Chen Yu is here, he will definitely tell us not to play. I think half of his genes belong to women." The emperor took a few more sips of wine, and felt his head immediately began to be excited, and began to say to Huo Jingchen.
It's time to talk big.
Huo Jingchen took advantage of the alcohol and smiled, "Isn't it? Not only will he tell us not to drink, maybe, he will also tell us not to drink and not to have anything."
"Hahaha!" The emperor took another sip of wine, pointed at Huo Jingchen and said, "In this world, General Huo, you understand me the best. Ah no, it's not a question of whether you understand it or not, but rather,
Understand the problems of men.”
Huo Jingchen made a face and pretended to be afraid of his wife. He turned his head and tail in front of the emperor, "Oh, my ancestors, you can't eat these things anymore. This thing is not delicious, oh..."
When the emperor saw this, he couldn't help laughing, looking at Huo Jingchen and laughed: "There is a woman living in this man's heart, and that woman is still giving orders in his heart."
"He couldn't feel the happiness of our men at all!" The emperor raised his wine glass boldly and said to Huo Jingchen: "Come on, General Huo, let's have another drink!"
As he said that, he was about to clink the glasses, but the cup was not grasped firmly, and the wine inside was poured out and poured onto the chessboard.
"Good wine, good wine!" Huo Jingchen pointed to the wine on the chessboard and laughed: "Only in this way can things in the world be called unpredictable."
The emperor grabbed a few chess pieces, placed them on the table, and said to Huo Jingchen: "That's right, that's right, just play like this, just play like this."
Eunuch Xia next to him saw two men drunk inside, suddenly broke in and ran to the emperor and said, "Long live, you can't drink like this. If you drink like this, it will probably be a death for someone to drink like this!
”
The emperor was still in high spirits just now. He wanted to be so casual, but when he saw this, he slapped Eunuch Xia in the face. Eunuch Xia fell to the ground, then covered his face and looked at the emperor with helplessness.
Look.
"Go and call the queen!" Eunuch Xia's words were almost at the verge of his mouth, but he stopped again. After all, he knew that these two men were betting that if he helped the woman win, he would probably be really beaten by the man.
Dead.
Huo Jingchen seemed to have drunk too much. As he drank, he reached out and placed it hard under the table. Then, the whole chess piece fell all over the floor!
"The world belongs to us, what else can we play chess? Why not have a good rest and be with beautiful dreams?" Huo Jingchen looked at the emperor's tired look, yawned, and then lay on the table.
The emperor lay on the table without saying a word.
Eunuch Xia couldn't help it anymore, so she ran to the top of the mountain and asked Chen Yu to come over to see the situation. Chen Yu curled his lips and looked at Eunuch Xia and said, "Don't Eunuch Xia plan to help them with it?"
Eunuch Xia looked at Chen Yu with confidence: "Of course, this is Your Majesty's bet, we are all on Your Majesty's side."
Chen Yu sighed, looked at Eunuch Xia, and smiled and said, "I bet that when I am sober, I will see if the man wants a woman or a woman wants a man. As a result, the man has fainted now, you say
Say, has this result come out?"
Eunuch Xia looked at Chen Yu awkwardly, and said with some regret: "There is nothing we can do. Your Majesty doesn't give us a face. It seems that we can only turn to women for help."
When Chen Yu heard Eunuch Xia say this to the man, he laughed and said, "Haha, people say you are a man and a half-male person, I didn't expect it!"