Xiao Yu pointed his finger at himself and questioned Zhou Chen in disbelief.
She felt like she was going crazy. She was actually called aunt by her brother's classmate. What could be more insulting than this?
Zhou Chen looked innocent and asked doubtfully: "Yes, Auntie, did I call you the wrong one? No, Auntie, I think what you just said is right. In your eyes, I am just a child, so I called you
Auntie, there's nothing wrong with you."
As a top student, Xiao Yu has the image of a cold goddess in the eyes of many people. But at this moment, she can no longer keep calm, her face has turned green, her chest is rising and falling with anger, her eyes are spitting fire, and she is dying.
Staring at Zhou Chen fiercely, as if he wanted to kill Zhou Chen with his eyes.
It was obvious that Zhou Chen did this on purpose. She just called Zhou Chen a kid, and Zhou Chen turned around and called her aunt. In terms of lethality, she was killed instantly.
In fact, although she is the aloof type in front of many people, it does not mean that she has low emotional intelligence. As a top student, her IQ and emotional intelligence are not low.
The reason why she had a bad attitude towards Zhou Chen just now, and even called Zhou Chen a kid in an arrogant manner, was because she didn't have a good impression of Zhou Chen.
Anyway, in her impression, the people who played well with her brother Xiao Haiyang were poor at studying and not very good at studying.
In addition, Xiao Haiyang left without saying goodbye a few days ago, went all the way to Zhou Chen's house to play, and then brought Zhou Chen over, which made her even more aware that Zhou Chen and Xiao Haiyang were close friends.
Zhou Chen, she naturally wouldn't have a good impression.
She has always had a strong personality in front of her younger brother and has always made decisions based on her own ideas.
Xiao Yu was so angry that Zhou Chen's taunting made her heart hurt. She was not a good person, and she was not the kind of person who would not fight back when being bullied.
So her eyes turned cold and she immediately wanted to fight back.
When Xiao Haiyang saw something was wrong, he quickly smoothed things over: "Zhou Chen, this is my sister, my biological sister, she is only five years older than me. It's too much for you to call me aunt. Give me some face and don't argue with my sister."
Zhou Chen sneered in his heart when he saw that Xiao Yu still had an angry face, with anger and disdain in his eyes, and no intention of reconciliation.
"Oh, it turns out she's only five years older. I thought she was at least one year older than us."
"boom."
Xiao Yu slapped the table with his palm, ignoring the dissatisfied looks of the customers around him, and shouted to Zhou Chen: "Who are you calling old? Say it again if you have the guts."
"OK."
Zhou Chen smiled slightly and said again: "The way you look now, could it be that you have reached menopause?"
"you."
Xiao Haiyang quickly grabbed his sister and begged: "Sister, you too, please be polite to my classmates, and this is in public, so be careful about your image."
Xiao Yu said coldly: "Okay, Xiao Haiyang, I am your biological sister, and you actually speak for him. Believe it or not, I will make it impossible for you to have a good life at home in the future?"
Xiao Haiyang had a wry smile on his face, but before he could speak, Zhou Chen said lightly: "Xiao Haiyang, after all, Auntie is your sister. Just listen to what she says. Don't mess with menopausal women."
The expression on Xiao Haiyang's face became even more bitter: "Zhou Chen, brother, dear brother, please stop saying a few words, okay? If you keep doing this, I will really be forced to death by you."
He really regretted it now. What evil had he done? Why did he think of asking Xiao Yu to pick them up? If he had known it, he would have taken a taxi and left.
Xiao Yu said coldly: "Xiao Haiyang, look at the kind of bad friends you have made. They are young, sharp-tongued, and have no manners or gentlemanly manners at all."
Zhou Chen said with equal disdain: "The gentleman's demeanor also depends on who he is dealing with. For those women who are sarcastic, self-righteous, and pretentious, you have to make them speechless. You have to let them know that they don't think that they are women.
Men all over the world have to coax her and give in to her."
Xiao Yu's eyes were full of evil: "With a man like you who has no grace and only knows how to bully women, it is impossible for any woman to like you in this life."
"I'm so sorry, I already have a girlfriend, and she is several times more beautiful than you. If you don't believe me, you can ask your brother."
Xiao Yu's breath was stagnant, but she didn't ask Xiao Haiyang, and still stared at Zhou Chen.
"To be able to like a superficial man like you, it seems that your girlfriend really doesn't have any taste."
"Yes, I am superficial, but at least there are girls who like me. What about you, Auntie, you are so old, how many times have you been in love? Not even once."
"Fart, who says no? I, I have been in love several times, and they are all handsomer and more well-educated than you." Xiao Yu said not to be outdone.
Zhou Chen looked surprised: "Tsk, tsk, I said my girlfriend is prettier than you, you said I'm superficial, and now you say your boyfriends are all handsomer than me, is this also called superficial?"
Xiao Yu's expression was ugly. She felt that every word she said would be caught by Zhou Chen. She was very unhappy and furious.
"You are a little brat like you who has never experienced society. What can you understand?"
"Yes, I don't understand, but I'm still young. I'll have plenty of time to study in the future. But you, aunt, are already an older leftover at such an old age. You'd better find an honest man to marry as soon as possible. But you are so old, and you still have to marry me."
Can I have a baby?"
Such sharp and vicious words made Xiao Yu collapse on the spot. If Xiao Haiyang hadn't held her tightly, she would have had to rush over to fight with Zhou Chen due to her violent temper.
Xiao Haiyang was secretly surprised when he saw his sister, who was usually eloquent, being stunned and speechless by Zhou Chen.
He was speechless.
Looking at Zhou Chen again, he was still sitting there calmly. Seeing Xiao Yu who was furious, he even picked up the tea cup and took a sip of water.
The more he behaves like this, the angrier Xiao Yu becomes.
Xiao Haiyang pulled his sister hard and kept trying to persuade her: "Sister, sister, don't be angry, calm down. You have a lot, don't argue with Zhou Chen."
Xiao Yu said coldly: "Xiao Haiyang, did you bring him back on purpose to make me angry?"
"Sister, what are you talking about? I'm your brother. How could I do such a thing? Zhou Chen is actually a very good person."
Xiao Haiyang looked aggrieved. How could he have imagined that Xiao Yu and Zhou Chen would pinch each other as soon as they met, and pinch them so hard. The most important thing is that his sister, who has always been strong, was actually suppressed by Zhou Chen.
But for some reason, he felt a little secretly happy when he saw his sister was so deflated. He felt that he was a little dark.
"He's good, hum."
Xiao Yu was very disdainful.
Xiao Haiyang was very dissatisfied with his sister's attitude and emphasized: "Sister, Zhou Chen is number one in our class."
"First, in your art school's photography class, what's the value of getting first in the exam?"
As an academic who studied at a prestigious foreign university, Xiao Yu naturally looked down on arts universities like Southern Communication University.
Zhou Chen said in a cold tone: "Auntie, I don't know where you get your confidence. You think you are superior to others. What's wrong with the photography class at the Art University? I am the number one in the photography class and I am much better than you, a self-righteous aunt like you."
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Xiao Yu was still very angry when she was called aunt again, but she didn't know if it was because she had heard it too much. She was no longer as furious as before.
"Haha, since you think you are much stronger than me, do you dare to challenge me?"
"Contest?"
Zhou Chen looked surprised. Seeing that this woman couldn't defeat him, was she going to change her strategy?
Xiao Yu raised his head, pretending to be disdainful and provoking Zhou Chen: "Yes, it's a competition to see which of us is smarter. How about it? Do you dare?"
Zhou Chen sneered in his heart, there are too many people like Xiao Yu, they think they are smarter than others because they have studied abroad and attended a prestigious university, and they look down on others.
Maybe she was a little smart in her studies, but in terms of dealing with people, as far as he could see now, Xiao Yu was a complete mess.
Since she stretched out her face for him to hit, he would naturally not be polite.
"Okay, you brought it up, so how do you want to compare it? What do you want to compare it with?"
Xiao Yu said: "Everything can be compared. To be fair, each of us will ask the question once, and then let Xiao Haiyang be the referee to see who answers first and who answers the most accurately."
"It's quite interesting."
After hearing this, Zhou Chen nodded and asked, "Any topic is acceptable?"
"Yes." Xiao Yu is very confident. She feels that no matter what it is, she can beat Zhou Chen.
If a student from an art university competes with her, a Ph.D. student from a prestigious university, isn't this asking for death?
Zhou Chen also had the same idea. This woman was really asking for trouble. She had hundreds of years of experience and a brain far beyond that of an ordinary person.
"Okay, I'll do as you said, but since it's a competition, there must be some luck."
Xiao Yu didn't think he would lose, so he asked nonchalantly: "No problem, what lottery do you want."
Zhou Chen said: "It's very simple. If I win, you have to say one thing to me: Brother, I was wrong; if you lose once, say it once."
Xiao Yu's face turned dark instantly, and he looked at Zhou Chen angrily: "You..."
Zhou Chen interrupted her directly: "Why, weren't you very confident just now? You can't afford to play?"
Xiao Yu held back his breath, and after more than ten seconds, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I agree, but if you lose, I also want you to say a word to me."
"Just say: Sister, I was wrong, I was blind, you are the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world."
"If you lose once, say it once."
"Ahem."
Xiao Haiyang couldn't hold it back for a moment and started coughing violently. He never thought that his cold sister would actually say such a thing. It seemed that he was really pushed into a panic.
Zhou Chen didn't think anything of it. His request was humiliation and blow. Xiao Yu responded in the same way without making any more excessive demands. This shows that although she has many faults, she is not bad-hearted.
"Okay, I agree."
Xiao Haiyang gave Zhou Chen a thumbs up. Xiao Yu is his sister, so he knows very well how powerful his sister is and an absolute genius.
Although Zhou Chen is also very powerful in his eyes, Zhou Chen's power is more based on force than in terms of IQ. He feels that Zhou Chen is far behind her sister.
He admired Zhou Chen's courage. Now he just hoped that Zhou Chen wouldn't be hit too hard later. If that happened, he would definitely stand up and stop it.
Xiao Yu said first: "I'm a guest from afar, so you come up with the questions first."
Zhou Chen shook his head and said, "No, it's up to you to do as you wish. Since you brought it up first, it's natural that you should ask the question first."
Xiao Yu sneered: "I hope you can maintain this confidence later."
In this kind of competition, of course, whoever sets the question will have an advantage. After all, the person who sets the question will definitely come up with a question direction that is beneficial to him or her.
As a person with a strong personality, even if Xiao Yu has absolute confidence that she can easily defeat Zhou Chen, she still will not show mercy.
"The topic I gave is language. Let's compete to see who masters the most languages."
"language?"
This question surprised Zhou Chen. He thought Xiao Yu would ask a question or something, but he didn't expect it to be this kind of question.
"Are you talking about the language of the country, or does it include dialects?"
If it is a dialect, there is no need to compete at all. He can kill Xiao Yu instantly. After all, he has lived for so many years and has lived in many cities, and Xiao Yu is only in his twenties, how many places can he go to?
Xiao Yu said: "Of course it's the language of different countries."
"Then what counts as mastery? Does it mean being able to say a few words casually, or is it necessary to be able to communicate normally?"
"Of course you have to be able to communicate normally to be considered masterful."
"Okay, how to compare."
"Speak up. If we know how to speak, we can communicate with each other. If not, we can use mobile phone software to translate. I happen to have this software on my phone."
Xiao Yu stated the rules, and then said: "But before that, we need to change places. Let's go to the private room to be quieter."
Of course Zhou Chen would not have any objections, but Xiao Haiyang did not dare to have any objections, so the three of them moved to a private room.
In the private room, Xiao Yu was the first to say: "We all know Mandarin, so don't forget it. Next, we will speak English and we can communicate with each other. Is that okay?"
"Okay, let's get started."
Xiao Yu immediately spoke to Zhou Chen in English, and Zhou Chen also responded in English. Within a minute, Xiao Yu nodded.
"English is considered a tie. Next is French. I will do it, and then the software will translate. Xiao Haiyang, as the referee, you will see if what I said is correct."
"Uh, okay." Xiao Haiyang was about to turn off his phone.
But Zhou Chen shook his head and said, "No, I happen to know French, so we can communicate directly."
This time it was Xiao Yu's turn to be surprised. She didn't quite believe it, and then said a few words in French. What shocked her was that Zhou Chen also answered in French.
Xiao Yu's expression turned ugly, but he was still unwilling to admit defeat.
"I can also speak Spanish."
"What a coincidence, I can do it too."
Xiao Yu's face became more and more ugly. She had mastered three foreign languages in total, but Zhou Chen actually knew them all. Moreover, she could tell that Zhou Chen spoke much more smoothly than she did.
Seeing that Xiao Yu didn't speak, Zhou Chen said politely: "No more? Then it's up to me. I can also speak Russian, Italian, Arabic..."
A few minutes later, Xiao Yu looked decadent and his eyes were filled with shock.
She really couldn't understand that Zhou Chen was only twenty years old, but he actually mastered so many foreign languages and seemed to be proficient in them all. This was really incredible. Could it be that Zhou Chen was really a language genius.
Thinking of this, she regretted endlessly, why she had come up with this question and used her shortcomings to match Zhou Chen's strengths.
Although he regretted it in his heart, Xiao Yu still admitted it.
"I lost."
"Since you admit that you lost, let's implement the lottery."
Xiao Yu remained silent, his expression extremely ugly.
Xiao Haiyang couldn't bear it: "Zhou Chen, how about..."
"Xiao Haiyang, shut up."
Xiao Yu suddenly interrupted Xiao Haiyang's plea, looked at him coldly, and said: "I, Xiao Yu, keep my word. Since I lost, I will not default on my debt."
Even so, when she met Zhou Chen's eyes, she couldn't say those words.
Zhou Chen said: "If you can't tell me, forget it, you are a woman anyway."
"What do you mean, do you look down on us women?"
However, Xiao Yu felt insulted and was very angry: "I, Xiao Yu, am willing to admit defeat. It's just a word."
"Brother, I was wrong."
Zhou Chen then smiled and said: "If you know your mistakes and can correct them, there is no greater good."
Xiao Yu's eyes were on fire, but reason controlled her emotions.
Xiao Haiyang was also very embarrassed at this time. He didn't pay much attention to it just now, but now he saw his sister calling Zhou Chen brother and apologizing, which made him feel very disgusted.
His sister calls Zhou Chen brother, so what is his name? You must know that Zhou Chen is two years younger than him.
But no one cared about his thoughts at this time.
Zhou Chen asked Xiao Yu: "Do you want to continue?"
Xiao Yu said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, it's your turn to come up with the question."
How could she, who was so proud and arrogant, endure such a tone? However, she had already put aside all her previous contempt for Zhou Chen.
She already regarded Zhou Chen as a strong opponent in her heart, which also aroused her competitive spirit.
Seeing that Xiao Yu didn't listen to the advice, Zhou Chen stopped talking and started thinking about what kind of questions to ask.
But then he thought about it, what's there to think about? No matter what kind of question was asked, he was confident that he could win. Why would he think so much? He could just ask any question.
"Mathematics, related to mathematics, Xiao Haiyang, you come up with the questions."
"Oh, oh, okay, let me think about it."
Xiao Haiyang looked embarrassed. He was just a bad student. He was asked to give math problems to top students. He was really at a loss.
"Then I'll give you a multiplication question. Let's see who of you can answer it first. How much is 1994 × 1996?"
"3980024."
When Xiao Haiyang asked this question, in just one second, Zhou Chen said the answer, which made Xiao Yu, who was still doing mental arithmetic, dumbfounded.
Feeling his sister's dullness, Xiao Haiyang immediately explained: "Sister, listen to me, I definitely did not cheat with Zhou Chen."
Xiao Yu did not doubt Xiao Haiyang. She knew her brother well and knew that he was not that kind of person.
"No wonder you dare to ask this question. I will lose this time."
Although it was only one question, Xiao Yu knew that she would still not be Zhou Chen's opponent if she continued to take math questions.
"Brother, I was wrong."
Once again admitting defeat, once again admitting his mistake, Xiao Yu felt humiliated and vowed in his heart to regain his position.
"It's my turn next. This time we're going to compete on memory. Xiao Haiyang, you'll come up with questions related to memory."
"I'm the one asking the question again."
Xiao Haiyang was helpless. In fact, he wanted to stop this fight, but when he saw his sister's warlike eyes, he didn't dare to say anything.
After thinking for a while, Xiao Haiyang took out his mobile phone and said, "Let's take the test with a novel I read today. Bring your mobile phones over."
Xiao Haiyang opened Zhou Chen's and Xiao Yu's mobile phones, found the Yiyi novel, and clicked on the first chapter.
"On the first chapter, I'll give you five minutes to see who can remember the most."
Neither Zhou Chen nor Xiao Yu spoke. They picked up their phones and started reading them carefully. Xiao Yu kept opening and closing his lips, obviously reciting.
Five minutes passed quickly.
"Which of you comes first?"
In this kind of memory recitation, those who recite it first have a certain advantage, because they have just finished reading and are still more impressed, so they will definitely remember more.
Although those who recite later can listen to those who recite first, they are also easily disturbed, and as time goes by, the content they remember will gradually decrease.
So in this case, the person who memorizes it first will definitely have an advantage.
Zhou Chen said: "I have won two games in a row, this time you go first."
Xiao Yu had already seen Zhou Chen's ability, so he was very energetic and naturally would not refuse to recite it first.
"Chapter 1: Who am I? Chinese calendar..."
Since the memory comparison was brought up, it means that Xiao Yu is very confident in his memory. This is indeed the case. The content of the first chapter is more than 3,000 words, and she did not stop until the middle part. Although the middle part is also wrong.
It’s a lot of words, but it’s already pretty impressive.
Zhou Chen has been listening carefully, and he is also surprised by Xiao Yu's memory. He is indeed a doctor from a famous foreign university, and he really has two skills.
Xiao Yu finished reciting, and then Zhou Chen began to recite. Xiao Haiyang and Xiao Yu held their mobile phones, listening to Zhou Chen recite, and comparing the contents of the novel.
Two minutes later, Xiao Yu's face turned pale. Zhou Chen continued, but she had already put down her phone.
She knew that she had lost again.
"Brother, I was wrong."
Next it was Zhou Chen's turn to give a question, and this time Zhou Chen came up with a very interesting question.
"We just ordered six dishes. Guess what dish will be served first?"
Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows. This question is different from the previous three questions. This is a probability question.
If you are setting a table, the dishes are usually served in an order, such as cold first then hot, salty first then sweet, odd portions then whole, etc.
But after all, this time they did not fill the whole table, but just ordered by themselves. In this case, the order of serving may not be known, but they can be sure that the soup they ordered will not be the first one.
Zhou Chen was the first to tell his answer. Xiao Yu thought for a long time before giving an answer. Unlike Zhou Chen, even Xiao Haiyang was very curious and thought of an answer in his mind.
When the first dish was brought in, the three of them looked at it at the same time. With just one glance, Xiao Yu's expression collapsed, while Xiao Haiyang looked surprised.
"Zhou Chen, how did you guess it was braised pork? Why not Di San Xian? Di San Xian should be faster, right?"
Xiao Yu accepted the fact that she lost. At the same time, she was also curious about why Zhou Chen guessed correctly.
Zhou Chen said: "It's very simple, because we were in the lobby just now, and while we were still ordering, two other tables ordered braised pork belly. I'm not very familiar with this dish, but since three tables all ordered it,
I think the kitchen will definitely give priority to the side dishes.”
In fact, this is also his own guess, and he is not absolutely sure whether it is correct in the end.
The reason why I chose this question is because Xiao Yu has lost three games in a row, and Xiao Haiyang just kept giving him winks, hoping that he would be merciful.
He didn't care what Xiao Yu thought, but after taking advantage of him, he still decided to give Xiao Haiyang some face.
But it is a pity that Xiao Yu did not seize this opportunity.