Chapter 218 "Singing and dancing rap" (Maoshan version)
Author: Picking the stars tomorrow
Chapter 218 "Singing and dancing rap" (Maoshan version)
"Quick?" Lin Ge raised his eyebrows: "I'm afraid that you will be completely eroded by that evil thing, and then you will become unhuman and no ghost."
Seeing Ren Tingting's reaction, Lin Ge also knew that this girl was thinking wrong. She missed a girl who had a lot of complaints. At this time, she would definitely give her a few words to respond.
Although Ren Tingting was full of facial features, she was not a stupid person. When she heard Lin Ge's words, she immediately realized that what Lin Ge wanted to express was that she was still entangled by the evil thing, not other meanings.
"Lin, Uncle Lin, are you saying true?" Ren Tingting asked nervously.
Lin Ge said with a serious expression and a righteous look: "How can we, a Taoist scholar, make jokes about such things? Besides, I never do such dirty things as cheating on little girls."
"Oh..." Ren Tingting was instantly conquered by Lin Ge's righteousness and slowly unbuttoned the buttons of her little skirt.
The little skirt just stepped back to the shoulders, revealing the white shoulders.
Suddenly, with a loud "bang" sound, Aweichi's upper body, his left hand was put on a shirt sleeve, and the rest was dragged to the ground, and his lower pants were half removed, and he bumped into the door in disheveled clothes, and he threw himself on the ground. Poor
Xixi raised her head, but when she saw the situation inside the house, she was shocked.
"Hahaha! Uncle Master, this guy..."
"Uncle Master, we..."
Ao Sheng and Wencai were heard outside the door, and the sound of teasing came from the sound of the silence, but when the two saw clearly the situation inside the house, they were also surprised.
"ah!!!"
Ren Tingting screamed and held her clothes, hugged her shoulders, and hid behind the bed and squatted down.
Qiu Sheng looked at Lin Ge with disbelief, his eyes as if saying, "Uncle Master didn't expect you to be like this." Wencai was completely disgraced and felt that his world had collapsed.
After Aki Sheng and Wencai pulled Awei's hair, they wrapped it into the yellow talisman, and then asked Wencai to eat it. What actions are below Wencai doing, and Awei will follow suit.
Qiu Sheng asked Wencai to take off his clothes outside the house, and Awei in the house took off his clothes, and then Wencai controlled him to tease the maid.
Awei realized that he had been "infamous", so he thought that there were two "Taoist priests" upstairs. Taking advantage of Qiu Sheng and Wencai's moment of being stunned, he rushed upstairs in one breath.
Qiu Sheng and Wencai quickly caught up with the stairs. As soon as they entered the "connection" range, Awei was controlled by the power of Fu Paper again, turned around and pounced, and crashed into Ren Tingting's study.
Awei has been here in this study several times before. Originally, Mr. Ren prepared a comfortable large soft bed in the study to make Ren Tingting tired of reading, so he lay down to rest.
It’s okay for Ren Tingting to read a book in the study and sleep. Even if she takes off her clothes, it’s normal. But... In addition to Ren Tingting, there is also a living person in this room, and she is also a man!
Shocked for a moment, heartbroken, and the collapse of the worldview impacted Awei and Wencai. Among the three, only Qiu Sheng, who had been in the sports with the female ghost last night, immediately accepted it.
It's not embarrassing to lose to my uncle.
"What happened?" At this time, Uncle Jiu and Mr. Ren, who heard Ren Tingting's "scream", hurriedly ran out of the study to check the situation, came to the door.
Seeing Awei lying on the ground, Uncle Jiu and Mr. Ren thought it was Qiu Shengwen who was bullying Awei, but when he saw Ren Tingting squatting beside the bed with clothes in his arms, he immediately realized the seriousness of the situation.
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"Awei, what kind of decent thing do you have?" Mr. Ren was obviously thinking wrongly. He thought Awei wanted to use his good daughter, so he immediately prepared to call someone to drive Awei out.
Awei lay on the ground and shouted injustice. Wencai's listless behavior aroused Uncle Jiu's suspicion. When Uncle Jiu looked at Awei again, he immediately realized that his two uneasy apprentices were pranking Awei.
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"Boy, I'm making trouble here!" Uncle Jiu grabbed Wencai, who took off his coat and hugged him in his hand, and punched him twice in his stomach.
Wencai retching for a while and spit out the swallowed yellow talisman.
After Awei found that he could control his body, he immediately got up and complained to Mr. Ren: "Cousin Uncle, it's not what you think. I'm possessed evil and my body is not under control. Moreover, before I came in, they were there
...It's him, it's this guy, it's him who wants to offend his cousin!"
Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Ge with a strange look, and Mr. Ren's expression also became intriguing from the initial shock.
Mr. Ren walked up to Lin Ge, patted his shoulder, and said earnestly: "Xiaolin, in this case, don't blame me for saying you by relying on the identity of "elder". Even if you and my daughter
You are in love with me, but this kind of thing is not urgent. It just so happens that Uncle Jiu is present today, so why not let him choose a good day and get the happy event done!”
Lin Ge:???
Lin Ge was about to explain, and Mr. Ren said seriously: "But, if Xiaolin, you can consider joining our Ren family, then I will promise you in front of Uncle Ninth, as long as you treat my daughter sincerely,
From then on, you will inherit the property of the Ren family. I believe that Uncle Jiu’s junior brother has absolutely no problem with his character!”
Good guy, Mr. Ren has too strong brain-enhancing ability? What's wrong with this? He's just chatting across servers. He can even get involved in "marriage into a marriage"?
For a moment, Lin Ge didn't know if he didn't explain anymore, so tomorrow he would have to publish a book called "Sweeping the Reincarnation from the Ren family".
"Master Ren, really..." Before Lin Ge finished speaking, he suddenly realized that the faint evil aura had become obvious before. He frowned slightly, and felt a little bad in his heart.
Suddenly, with a slight "dong", Ren Tingting fell to the ground.
"Tingting!" Master Ren hurried forward. Awei and Wencai were also worried about Ren Tingting's situation. They wanted to go forward, but when Master Ren went, they could only stand obediently.
As soon as Mr. Ren picked up Ren Tingting, he found something was wrong. Ren Tingting was cold all over, like a dead person, without even a breath.
"Uncle Jiu! Uncle Jiu! Come and see Tingting!" Master Ren said anxiously.
Lin Ge immediately said, "Qiu Sheng, Wencai, take Awei out. Senior brother, I found that Miss Ren still had the breath of a fog ghost on her body, so she asked her to take me to the room. I wanted to check it for her, but I didn't want to be Ah.
Wei and others broke in and disturbed her. See if she was infected with evil spirits!"
When Uncle Jiu heard this, his expression suddenly became solemn. He quickly walked to Mr. Ren, pinched the trick to Ren Tingting's eyebrows, and his face suddenly changed!
Mr. Ren asked anxiously: "Uncle Jiu, what's wrong with Tingting?"
Uncle Jiu said in a deep voice: "Strange, Miss Ren is a symptom of her soul leaving the body, but when I drove away the evil spirits of the fog ghosts, I checked her for her, and there was no problem."
"What should I do?" Mr. Ren was immediately panicked.
Uncle Jiu immediately stood up and shouted to Qiu Sheng Wencai: "You two will prepare the things to start the altar immediately. Master Ren, please let the housekeeper cooperate with them to prepare the things. We need to start the altar and summon the soul as soon as possible. I don't know what Miss Ren's soul is.
When it is separated from the body, but the longer the soul leaves the body, the greater the damage to the body. At the least, it becomes stupid, and at the worst, the soul does not return to the body, and it is difficult for the gods to save it!"
When Master Ren heard this, he hurriedly ordered the housekeeper to cooperate with Qiu Shengwen to prepare the things. Then, together with Lin Ge, he helped Ren Tingting to the bed.
Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Ge and asked, "Junior brother, when did you find that there was still evil energy in Miss Ren's body? You only found evil energy. Have you found something wrong with Miss Ren's soul?"
Lin Ge shook his head: "From the communication between me and Miss Ren, I didn't find any problems with her soul. And just before Awei broke in, there was nothing unusual when you came. Until I noticed the evil spirit
The smell suddenly became heavier, and Miss Ren fainted."
Uncle Jiu pondered, "That's strange. A person's soul cannot disappear suddenly, unless he is caught by a ghost. But... there were no ghosts in the room just now."
Lin Ge pondered for a while, and from Ou Yongqi's situation, he thought of a possibility: "Senior brother, if a person is possessed by a ghost, then there will be two souls in one body at the same time, right?"
Although Uncle Jiu didn't understand why Lin Ge asked this, he answered seriously: "Yes, the souls of resentful and evil ghosts are stronger than ordinary people. The less yang energy and the less firm willpower, the more people will be.
It's easy to be controlled by ghosts."
"Is there a possibility... these fog ghosts are all 'residual souls', and their souls are not complete. Therefore, when they possess Miss Ren, they did not completely replace Miss Ren, but instead squeezed out part of her soul.
Her physical condition worsened, but she was not immediately controlled or fell into a coma?" Lin Ge asked.
Uncle Jiu thought about it and shook his head. He was about to say that this theory is not easy to implement, but when he thought of Ou Yongqi's situation, he found that things were not so absolute.
"With that being said... Even if the fog ghost had squeezed out part of Miss Ren's soul before, why did Miss Ren's remaining soul suddenly disappear?" Uncle Jiu thought of a key question.
Lin Geze said: "Senior Brother, what disappeared is not only Miss Ren's soul, but also the evil spirit of the fog ghost. So I suspect that this should be the fog ghost, or the person behind the fog ghost was tampered with. No matter what, everything
I’m afraid you can only understand the question until you open the game and try to find Miss Ren’s soul.”
Uncle Jiu nodded when he heard this. Although Mr. Ren didn't understand what Lin Ge and Uncle Jiu were saying, he was shocked and couldn't help asking: "Uncle Jiu, you must help Tingting!"
"Mr. Ren, don't worry, I will do my best to help Miss Ren." Uncle Jiu said confidently.
After Mr. Ren thanked him, he saw that Qiu Shengwen had not come back yet, so he was anxious and asked the butler to take the rest of his servants to the market to help.
In less than half an hour, Qiu Sheng Wencai and a large group of servants of the Ren family brought back all the things that Uncle Jiu needed.
Uncle Jiu directly asked someone to move the long table to Ren Tingting's study room, put it in front of the bed, then took out a yellow cloth and put it on the table, and arranged fragrant wax paper candles and tributes.
Then, I picked up a long box that was one foot long and one finger wide, filled it with glutinous rice. Then I picked up an egg, drew a spell on the egg, and placed it in the long box.
It was not until the seven yellow shang talisman eggs were placed in the long box that Uncle Jiu then took the next step, put the incense cauldron in front of the row of eggs, lit three incense sticks, and inserted them into the incense cauldron.
Finally, Uncle Jiu turned around and looked at the people behind him: "Master Ren, this soul-torming is extremely dangerous. Please take everyone to the lobby on the first floor. Don't leave anyone on the second floor for the time being. If the one who came from the move was not Miss Ren
The soul is a lonely ghost, and may hurt the innocent."
Mr. Ren quickly responded and asked the butler to take people down and wait.
"Uncle Jiu, Tingting depends on you." Mr. Ren said.
Uncle Jiu nodded: "Don't worry, I will do my best."
Master Ren called Awei and walked downstairs. Uncle Jiu saw Qiu Sheng and Wencai standing at the door unmoved, and said, "You two will go down too."
"Ah? I want to go down too?" Qiu Sheng pointed at his nose and said in surprise: "We are your disciples of Master after all. Even if there are lonely ghosts, they can deal with it. Do you need to avoid this?"
"Why don't you go quickly!" Uncle Jiu scolded.
Qiu Sheng and Wencai nodded helplessly: "Oh, okay."
Then, Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Ge who was standing on the other side with a helpless look on his face: "Junior brother, although I know you are very capable, if you can, you should go down and wait together."
Lin Ge smiled and said with a smile: "Don't worry, senior brother, I know what you are going to do. I am also a soul-willed person. No matter how embarrassed he is, he still has to sing and dance. I guarantee peace and quiet.
I stand quietly and will never disturb you."
Only then did Uncle Jiu think of the situation of "sister-sister" Ou Yongqi. Lin Ge must have tried many magical spells about soul-summoning. He was from the same school as his master, so he would do this.
well.
No matter how embarrassed you are, as my junior brother said, this process still has to be done. Since my junior brother has done it many times, what else can I have to be pretentious?
Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu no longer struggled. He walked to the altar, pressed his hands on the table, lowered his head, and exerted a little force on both hands, and the table swayed "bangbang".
Uncle Jiu raised his head suddenly, raising his foot and stepping on the ground three times as if he was asking for a god.
"drink!"
"drink!"
"drink!"
Uncle Jiu shouted three times, and then followed by a "ahha" operatic sing, a backflip fell to the ground, pinched the orchid finger, grabbed the soul-summoning banner beside him, and called in the operatic singing:
"Ren Tingting's three souls and seven spirits are coming back soon!"
"Back to the old place!"
"There is a lonely soul on the street and the bed is a lonely soul on the bed, and there is a lonely soul in front of the room and behind the room, and there is a lonely soul!"
"Ren Tingting's three souls and seven spirits are coming back soon! Come back soon!"
“…”
Lin Ge stood in the corner and silently gave a thumbs up. Watching this on "TV" is completely different from the feeling on the scene. Not to mention anything else, these few operas are full of charm.
However, this is the fundamental reason why Uncle Jiu wants to drive everyone away.
It is not that it will cause the lonely ghosts to hurt the innocent, but that Uncle Jiu cannot complete the embarrassing Maoshan version of the singing and dancing rap in front of others.
As the last verse ended, Uncle Jiu suddenly threw the soul-summoning banner towards the door, and then another backflip back to the altar.
Pressing his hands on the altar, he shook his head slightly like a god, and chanted the spell in a low voice.
Suddenly, the study room was filled with cold wind, and the yellow talismans, yellow cloth, and soul-summoning banners were shaking and whirring. Then, a crack appeared on the floor in the center of the room, and a green light appeared!
Uncle Jiu looked at the green light and said in surprise: "The Underworld? No, how could this happen? How could Miss Ren's soul be in the Underworld?"
Lin Ge stared at the green crack and asked in a deep voice: "Senior Brother, if you want to regain Ren Tingting's soul, you must go down to the underworld?"
"That's right." Uncle Jiu nodded with a serious expression.
Lin Ge stepped forward and walked to the green light: "What are you waiting for? Let's go down and take a look."
Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Ge in surprise: "Junior brother, this is an underworld, not a mountain scenic spot. How come you speak like you are as casual as you go home?"
"Ah? Isn't the base camp of our Maoshan? Are you not the senior class of Tiandi Bank?" Lin Ge asked.
Uncle Jiu was even more surprised than Lin Ge: "I? The senior class of Tiandi Bank? Junior brother, what are you talking about? How could you hand over such an important position to me?"
Damn?
The plot is different?
Lin Ge clearly remembers that Uncle Jiu was the manager of the Tiandi Bank selected by the underworld in the movie "Zombie Supreme", responsible for printing underworld coins.
Since there is a "big brother" here, it should include the plot line of "Zombie Supreme"...
etc!
Could it be that according to the current plot timeline, Uncle Jiu hasn't yet entered the position of the senior class of the Tiandi Bank?
The old man at home is in Eryang. The two-year-old child has been having a fever since yesterday afternoon. He has not yet fallen from 39 degrees at midnight. He has been struggling in the hospital for a night before returning home at 6 am. The hospital has an acute illness in the middle of the night.
A few 1-3-year-old children... I feel that many of us have been hit by Eryang's express this time. I suggest you be careful... I've been delayed in typing these two days, but I'll be back during the day tomorrow.