Chapter 229 Poor and incompetent, killed by zombies
Chapter 229: Incompetent, zombie
Author: Picking the Stars Tomorrow
Chapter 229: Incompetent, zombie...
"ha--"
Taoist Master Shimu stood at the door and stretched himself out. It has been more than ten years since he moved here. During the time when Master Ikkyu was at home, he had never had a good night's sleep.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes looked forward, and happened to meet Master Yixiu and Qingqing who were walking out of the opposite room. Taoist Priest Four Eyes immediately raised his eyebrows proudly and said with a smile: "Good morning, smelly monk."
Master Yixiu was thrown out of the room by Lin Ge last night. He landed on his face with a large scratch on the left side of his face. He glanced at Taoist Priest Simu and said nothing.
As soon as Master Xiu was exhausted, Taoist Priest Simu felt extremely comfortable.
At this time, Lin Ge walked out of the back room, said "Good morning" to Taoist Master Simu, and then looked to the opposite side. When Master Yixiu saw Lin Ge, his expression froze, and he walked directly into the room with his sleeves fluttered.
However, as soon as the two of them arrived at the door, they heard a loud shout from the distance: "Hurry up."
Several people followed the sound and saw a team walking in the distance. The first few people in the queue were wearing officer uniforms with the word "brave" printed on their chests, each holding a flag.
Behind them, several officers and soldiers were carrying a red sedan without a roof, on which sat a seven or eight-year-old boy wearing red clothes.
Several men in exotic costumes followed beside them, constantly urging the officers and soldiers to move faster.
At the end of the team, in addition to dozens of officers and soldiers, there was also a Taoist priest wearing a brown robe. Behind him, several people pushed a cart with a coffin on it.
"Hey, isn't that Uncle Qianhe?" Jiale said when he saw the Taoist priest.
The four-eyed Taoist Master clearly saw the Taoist priest's appearance in the distance, frowned slightly, and whispered: "Junior Brother Qianhe? Why is he here?"
"Go over and take a look." Lin Ge said.
The three of them walked towards the team of officers and soldiers. Master Ikkyu and Qingqing wanted to go back to the house, but when they saw the coffin accompanying the team, they thought about it and followed them.
When Taoist Master Qianhe saw Taoist Master Four Eyes coming out of the room, his face suddenly lit up, and he greeted with a smile: "Senior Brother!"
"Junior brother." After Master Simu finished speaking, he introduced Lin Ge to Taoist Master Qianhe and said, "Junior brother, this is Lin Ge, Senior Brother Lin, from the Nanmao Gezu lineage."
Taoist Master Qianhe was stunned for a moment when he heard this. He didn't expect that this "senior brother" was so young, but Taoist Master Shimu called him "senior brother" without any reluctance, so he stopped worrying and made a Taoist seal.
He smiled and said hello to Lin Ge: "Senior brother, please take good care of me."
"Junior brother." Lin Ge made a seal and bowed in return.
At this time, Master Ikkyu came forward to say hello: "Master Qianhe, long time no see. Amitabha."
"Master Ikkyu." Taoist priest Qianhe was greeting with a smile, but he noticed the injury on Master Ikkyu's face and asked curiously: "Master Ikkyu, the injury on your face..."
Master Yixiu sighed: "Sigh. Last night, my skills were inferior to those of others. I failed to slay demons and demons. I suffered a slight injury. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter."
Lin Ge: ...Heh. I didn’t expect this smelly monk to be quite capable of yin and yang.
"So don't always knock on sutras and recite Buddha's name. Practice your skills more when you have nothing to do. Especially keep your eyes open and don't look at everything as demons and monsters. As the saying goes, appearances come from the heart, the environment changes with the heart, and everything comes from the heart. What is in your heart?
, what you see is what you see. There are always demons and ghosts, maybe there is a demon living in your heart?" Lin Ge said lightly, in terms of sophistry, he can deceive Master Yixiu's Buddhist heart.
Master Yixiu was stunned when he heard this, and seemed to be thinking about whether he was rash last night. After all, Lin Ge and Taoist Master Shimu were both "Taoist priests". How could Taoists not understand the dangers of associating with ghosts?
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing here?" At this time, beside the sedan, a sissy man wearing exotic clothes, a headscarf, and a white silk scarf in his hand asked loudly.
Taoist priest Qianhe turned around and said, "Master Wu, I will borrow some glutinous rice from my senior brother."
"Nuomi? Why did you borrow this thing? Did we make you hungry?" the sissy said rather dissatisfied.
Lin Ge's mood when he saw Sissy at this time was a little subtle. After all, the charterer was still on the set of "Mr. Zombie" next door, playing the role of Mr. Ren lying in the coffin. The main god directly copied the movie to generate the world, and suddenly saw an identical picture here.
The face is really strange.
So the main god is really just an "AI", and everything can be automatically generated, regardless of whether there will be conflicts, bugs, etc.?
At this time, the little boy on the sedan said: "Master Wu, why don't we just take a rest here."
As soon as the little boy spoke, Wu Shilang immediately changed his acrimonious demeanor and quickly said to the officers and soldiers around him: "Did you hear that? Just rest here, put it down, put it down."
When the officers and soldiers carrying the sedan heard this, they lowered the sedan.
"Jia Le, go get the glutinous rice for Uncle Master." After finishing speaking, Taoist Master Simu looked at the coffin placed on the cart not far away and walked over.
The golden coffin was covered with a red cloth, and the whole thing was wrapped in a mesh with a finger-thick rope. Seeing this, Taoist Priest Four Eyes frowned and said: "The copper-cornered golden coffin and the ink bucket net, could it be that inside is..."
Taoist priest Qianhe nodded and said solemnly: "Yes, there are zombies inside."
"Then why didn't you burn him and still carry him around?" Taoist priest Simu asked puzzledly. It couldn't be the same as the corpse of Mr. Ren. What curse needs to be lifted first before it can be cremated?
Taoist priest Qianhe explained: "This zombie belongs to the royal family on the frontier and cannot be burned. We have to transport it back to the capital as soon as possible and wait for the emperor's death."
Taoist Priest Four Eyes said: "Junior brother, you'd better take down the tent above so that the coffin can receive more sunlight and reduce some corpse energy."
Taoist Master Qianhe leaned forward and whispered: "Oh, how could I not know that exposure to more sunlight can reduce the corpse's energy? It's just that you don't know, senior brother, that bitch Wu Shilang, who always points fingers at us because he is the prince's confidant.
It is said that when the royal family was alive, there were people holding umbrellas wherever they went, and they should not neglect them after they die."
Lin Ge said from the side: "It's simple, you go tell Mr. Wu that according to our Taoist theory, if the royal family absorbs more sunlight after death, when they are reincarnated, there will be visions from the sky and golden light to protect their bodies. Then the descendants will also
If you can kill evil and not invade, you will become a successful person."
Taoist Master Qianhe was stunned: "We Taoists still have such a saying?"
"No, I made it up." Lin Ge answered honestly.
Taoist priest Qianhe:......
Master Yixiu said from the side: "Taoist Master Lin, how can you lie with words? This poor monk feels that this is inappropriate. After all, lies will eventually be exposed one day..."
"Shut up." Lin Ge glared at him. He was now annoyed with this stinky monk, and he could immediately understand that the four-eyed Taoist priest in the movie had a bad temper every time he saw Master Yixiu.
Taoist priest Qianhe thought for a while, and then went to communicate with the Wu Shilang in the way Lin Ge said. Unexpectedly, the other party immediately agreed to let them dismantle the tent on the car.
When Taoist Master Qianhe came back, he happened to see Lin Ge stuffing a lucky star made of yellow talismans into the four corners of the coffin. He immediately understood that Lin Ge was setting up a formation for him to prevent the zombies from increasing their corpse energy.
"Thank you, Senior Brother Lin." Taoist Master Qianhe thanked Lin Ge respectfully.
Lin Ge said: "It's easy to do. However, although the sun is shining brightly, the weather is unpredictable. Since the coffin is tied with ink rope, rainproof measures must be taken."
"Junior brother understands."
At this time, Jiale ran from the side: "Uncle, the glutinous rice you want."
Taoist priest Qianhe took the glutinous rice, looked at Taoist Simu and said, "Senior brother, thank you."
"You're welcome, I hope you don't need this bag of glutinous rice." Taoist Master Simu said, "You must pay more attention to safety when taking zombies on the road."
"I see."
The two of them were chatting when Wu Shilang's effeminate voice urged: "Hey, hey, hey, we are still chatting, hurry up, it's time to set off, hurry up, set off!"
As he spoke, he greeted the officers and soldiers to set off.
Taoist Priest Qianhe sighed, and said to Taoist Priest Simu and Lin Ge: "Brother, Senior Brother Lin, I will leave first, see you later."
"See you later."
"See you later."
The officers and soldiers set off again. Jiale looked at the golden coffin passing by and couldn't help but sigh: "This coffin is so beautiful, it must be very valuable."
"Of course, it's made of gold." Taoist Master Four Eyes replied.
"If I have the opportunity in the future, I will definitely work hard to make money and buy an identical pair of filial piety to Master." Jiale said seriously.
The four-eyed Taoist priest slapped Jiale on the back of the head and scolded: "You want me to die, don't you?"
"No way, don't I want to honor you?" Jiale said aggrievedly.
Lin Ge looked at Taoist Priest Qianhe's leaving team thoughtfully. He had just checked the coffin. He didn't know if it was the fault of the coffin or if the ink pipe line had indeed worked. He could smell that the corpse aura of the zombies inside was not heavy, at most.
In other words, the lowest level of hairless zombies is still far from flying zombies.
With the strength of Taoist Master Qianhe, there is no reason why he cannot deal with zombies of this level.
"Senior brother, what's wrong?" Taoist Priest Simu couldn't help but ask when he saw Lin Ge's sad face.
Lin Ge said: "It's okay, go back."
"Senior brother, are you going back to Renjia Village today?" Taoist Priest Shimu asked.
Lin Ge said: "No, let's talk about it after tonight."
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When it was getting dark, Taoist Master Qianhe saw the sky was covered with dark clouds. Remembering Lin Ge's words, he suggested to Minister Wu to camp on the spot and continue on his journey tomorrow.
But Wu Shilang thought that if he delayed his trip any longer, he would not be able to reach the capital in time as specified by the emperor, so he forced himself to continue on his way.
Unexpectedly, not long after we left, there was lightning and thunder in the sky, strong winds, and suddenly it started to rain heavily.
Wu Shilang was soaked in the rain instantly. He became anxious and shouted to the people around him: "What are you doing standing still? Set up camp quickly. Set up camp."
Taoist priest Qianhe saw that the heavy rain was washing the coffin and the ink lines had begun to lose ink. He immediately stepped forward and said to Minister Wu: "Master Wu, after the first tent is set up, please let the coffin in first!"
"Why?" Wu Shilang asked.
Taoist priest Qianhe said anxiously: "The ink line has begun to lose its ink. If it continues like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to control it..."
"It can't be suppressed? Then what should you do if it can't be suppressed? No, just stay here. It's raining so heavily. I must let Brother No. 71 go first." Wu Shilang ignored Taoist Qianhe and went over.
Let the officers and soldiers carry the sedan into the camp.
Taoist Master Qianhe was anxious when he saw the increasingly faint ink lines. He regretted not listening to Senior Brother Lin and making preparations for rain in advance.
After waiting for two minutes, the second tent was set up. Seeing this, Taoist priest Qianhe immediately shouted to the people next to him: "Come and help, push the coffin in."
Several officers and soldiers stepped forward to help the four disciples of Taoist Master Qianhe push the cart. As soon as the officers and men started pushing the cart, a bolt of lightning struck the coffin, and there was a loud "boom" and all the officers and soldiers were blown away.
Crunch.
Crunch.
Crunch.
Suddenly, with a burst of strange noises, the lid of the coffin was slowly pushed upwards, and the ink lines wrapped around the coffin shone with golden light, but they still could not withstand the power inside, and several of them snapped in succession.
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"Bring the rope, hurry!" Taoist priest Qianhe urged.
Qianhe's disciples immediately ran to get the rope, but at this time, the zombie in the coffin had already lifted the lid a palm high. Seeing this, Taoist priest Qianhe jumped onto the coffin and sat cross-legged.
"Quick, rope!"
Chizuru's disciple threw him a rope as thick as his arm and cooperated with him to tie the coffin with the thick rope. However, the zombie inside the coffin was originally of royal blood and had dragon vein energy to protect his body. However, after the corpse transformation, the dragon energy changed into
The corpse energy, when struck by lightning again, transformed directly into a flying zombie!
There was a loud "clang" sound, and even though it was tied up with arm-thick hemp ropes, the flying zombies inside suddenly burst out and directly knocked off the coffin lid. Taoist priest Qianhe who was sitting on the coffin lid also flew out in response.
At this time, a burst of golden light suddenly lit up from the four corners of the coffin, forming four pillars of light that converged and landed in the sky, forming a cover to cover the coffin.
The spell Lin Ge laid took effect, blocking the coffin lid for Taoist Qianhe and also temporarily suppressing the zombies.
Taoist Master Qianhe took this opportunity to get up, took out his mahogany sword and inserted the yellow talisman into it. He was about to cast a spell, but the yellow talisman was washed away by the heavy rain and could not be ignited at all.
The zombie in the coffin stood up straight with a "pop", pushed forward with both hands, and smashed the golden cover to pieces, then jumped up and flew towards the officers and soldiers below, grabbed it and gnawed on it.
"What happened? Why is there so much noise outside?" Wu Shilang opened the curtain and saw a zombie sucking blood. He was so frightened that he screamed and ran back to the tent.
Taoist priest Qianhe and the disciples of Death immediately formed a formation and attacked the zombies, but he was no match for Fei Zombie. After just a few moves, he was already covered with wounds.
"Let's go. Let's go quickly." Taoist priest Qianhe tried his best to block Fei Zheng and let his disciples run away.
"Master, if you don't leave, we won't leave either!" Four of Taoist Master Qianhe's disciples stood in a row with him, facing Fei Zhan without any retreat: "Good versus evil, fighting for life!"
"Okay! Let's go together!" Taoist Master Qianhe attacked again with his sword. However, due to the heavy rain, the fire spell, which was most effective against zombies, could not work at all. His strength was greatly reduced as a result, and the four disciples,
Not to mention, there is almost no resistance in front of Fei Zheng.
At the critical moment, Taoist Master Qianhe pushed away a disciple who was almost bitten on the neck by Fei Zong, but he raised his hand to block Fei Zong's attack, and was directly stabbed with several bloody holes by Fei Zong's sharp claws.
Taoist priest Qianhe couldn't stop Fei Zong at all, so he could only fight and retreat. In less than a stick of incense, most of the people in the camp died tragically in Fei Zong's hands.
Fei Zhan rushed into the tent and was about to take action against Brother Seventy-One, when suddenly a black umbrella flew from outside the tent and blocked Brother Seventy-One.
The black umbrella opened and closed, and directly "caught" Brother Seventy-One and took him out of the camp.
Fei Zhan roared angrily and rushed towards the door. As soon as he pushed through the door curtain, a sledgehammer hit him in the face. With a "clang" sound, he was knocked back to the tent.
"Tsk, I said it's so strange. It turns out that you have to be struck by lightning to become flying. I don't know if you are colluding with those naughty foxes..." Lin Ge stood at the door of the tent, throwing a ball behind him.
There were six brown foxes strung up on strings.
Originally, Lin Ge followed Qianhe's team shortly after they set off. I don't know if it was because of "the main god's plot interference" or if it was just a coincidence.
It was clear that the road Qianhe's team had just walked, but as soon as Lin Ge left, a few little demons jumped out to block the road. As soon as they were cleared, there was another heavy fog.
In the mist, another fox demon is causing trouble.
Fortunately, Lin Ge has double-eyed eyes that can see through all obstacles. Otherwise, he would have been blinded all the way, and Qianhe might not have been able to save the situation in time if his group was destroyed.
"Xuanzong of heaven and earth, the root of all things."
"..."
"There is golden light in my body, which reflects my body."
"..."
"The golden light appears quickly and protects the real person."
Golden Light Spell, turn on!
Lin Ge instantly opened his golden body and rushed into the camp with a sledgehammer in both hands. As a Taoist, he directly started a close combat with Fei Zhan.
Of course, Lin Ge was not fighting alone.
With the help of a black umbrella and the protection of Gigi Ou's Ghost World, there is also a little girl holding a brown bear and Li Gui, clapping and cheering. Lin Ge is getting harder and harder and braver!
Outside the tent, Taoist Master Qianhe and his four disciples, who came to help, saw Lin Ge chasing the Fei Zong Hammer with a big hammer, and they didn't know how to describe their feelings at this time.
Although the battle was not one-sided, Fei Zhan relied on his invulnerable body to withstand Lin Ge's attacks and fight back. But it was not Lin Ge who was difficult to deal with, but the red mist surrounding him. Wherever Fei Zhan attacked, there was red.
The fog will condense into a red mirror to block his attack.
Lin Ge was like a zombie wearing a red mist armor, invulnerable and capable of purely physical attacks. There was nothing he could do against him, thus creating a situation where "it seemed like he was being chased by the whole field."
"Senior Brother, let me help you!" Taoist Master Qianhe was already covered in wounds, but seeing Lin Ge dealing with zombies, he couldn't just stand aside and watch.
As soon as Taoist Master Qianhe stepped forward, Lin Ge grabbed him by the collar and threw him back to the four disciples: "You four, keep an eye on your master. If you are injured, why don't you help me? Just stay there."
Lin Ge hammered his hands so loudly that they whirred, but no matter how powerful the zombies were, they could not break through his double defenses. Both sides were invulnerable, and they were in a deadlock for a while.
"ah!"
Lin Ge slapped his forehead and said suddenly: "I'm sorry, I'm addicted to the ghost hammer recently, and I forgot to deal with invulnerable zombies like you. I'm not good at physics, but I still have magic damage!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the giant hammers in his hands turned into white light and disappeared. Then, Lin Ge moved his right hand, and with a burst of red light, the magical weapon Fire Lot appeared in his hand.
Lin Ge raised his left hand again, and a black token with "Black Impermanent Envoy" written on it appeared: "You have high physical defense, but I don't believe that you also have high legal defense!"
Lin Ge held two tokens, the Fire Stick, and stepped forward, dodging Fei Zheng's attack, and then slapped Fei Zong on the face with the Fire Stick.
"laugh--"
The moment the fire stick touched Fei Zong's face, there was a burning sound and white smoke rose up, burning the invulnerable body.
Lin Ge then used the token of "Black Impermanent Envoy" to draw Feizheng away. This scene made Qianhe Taoist Priest and the five others stunned.
Although what this senior brother (junior uncle) said was difficult to understand and he seemed to have some mental problems, he was too strong, right? One person could "play" Fei Zombie?
After being struck by lightning, Fei Zong became a spirit and became conscious. After just a few minutes of fighting, he knew that he was no match for Lin Ge. He jumped up, tore the top of the tent, and flew out.
Taoist priest Qianhe said anxiously: "Brother, he wants to escape!"
"Thank you, I saw it. Flying zombies, it's normal to be able to fly." Lin Ge took the fire stick and knocked on the token. He was a little regretful that the trident hadn't been repaired yet. Otherwise, there would be no need to chase if the trident would just fly.
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However, Feizheng is not so much about flying as it is about jumping high and far. When he jumps with all his strength, he can fly at least ten meters away. From this point of view, it is no problem to call him "flying".
However, just a few meters above Fei Zhan's tent, a red mist suddenly appeared around him, and then condensed into a red mirror directly above him.
With a "clang" sound, Feizheng bumped into several mirrors one after another, and was actually "photographed" directly from the air by the red mirror.
Resolutely landed, Lin Ge had already rushed up, dual-wielding the Fire Sign Token to beat Fei Zong hard. The Fire Sign and Token were surprisingly effective against targets with negative attributes. After a random shot, the zombie had already
His face was completely disfigured, as if it had been scorched by a fire.
However, this also highlights from the side how high the defense of Fei Zong is. Lin Ge was so hard that his hands softened after being pumped. The stiff "zombie meat" on Fei Zong's body was beaten into paste. This guy can actually fight back "alive and jumping".
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Fei Zhan jumped up again, trying to distance himself from Lin Ge, but this time Lin Ge was already prepared. He stepped on the condensed red mirror next to him with a few "噌噌噌噌"" sounds, and almost jumped out of the tent together with Fei Zhan.
He rushed out of the big hole, and with the help of Ou Yongqi and Hongjing, Lin Ge's speed was even faster!
Snap!
Lin Ge clapped his hands together, and when he pulled them apart, lightning flashed, and then he smacked his palm towards the frozen Tianling Gai: "Look at my great compassion and thunderbolt lightning palm!"
Snap!
Fei Zhan was slapped back to the ground by Lin Ge. Lin Ge jumped directly from the air and stepped on Fei Zong. First, he covered his face with the "Lightning Thunder Fist" and pushed Fei Zong back to the ground.
, then took out a bronze sword, thrust it into the zombie's mouth, and pressed both palms on the bronze sword at the same time.
The electric light in his hand flashed, followed by the bronze sword and rainwater, and instantly penetrated into Fei Zhan's mouth, causing his body to crackle and explode!
Finally, Lin Ge held the "Black Impermanence Token" in both hands and thrust it toward Fei Zong's eyebrows, instantly piercing his head!
"scold!"
Lin Ge followed up with another move and directly blew up Fei Zhan's entire head, killing him. Then he reached out and grabbed the thumb-sized "origin" inside Fei Zong's body.
[Complete the side story "Uncle Zombie" and kill the final boss "Royal Zombie", and you will be rewarded with 5,000 reincarnation points and equipment exchange coupon (c-level) x1. 】
After dealing with the zombies, Lin Ge stood up and walked towards Taoist Master Qianhe. He looked at Junior Brother Cheap, who was being supported by four disciples, and asked, "How are you?"
Taoist priest Qianhe glanced at the wound on his arm and sighed: "I am so incompetent that I was killed by a zombie..."
"Stop, stop, you weren't bitten by a zombie, you were just scratched. Go back to your senior brother Fourth Eyes to have a look. If nothing works, your senior brother Ninth Eyes may be able to save you." Lin Ge thought, since Uncle Ninth Eyes can cure it with glutinous rice in the movie
A literary talent who was also scratched by a zombie should be able to cure Taoist priest Chizuru.
After all, it is rare to get Maoshan F4 together, so it is a pity that Taoist priest Qianhe is "incompetent and killed by a zombie... uh ah".
But whether they could be saved could only depend on Fourth Eyes and Uncle Nine. Thinking of this, Lin Ge asked Taoist Master Qianhe's apprentice to take Brother Seventy-One and the unconscious sissy back to the residence of Fourth Eyes.