On the forest path outside Gantian Town, a short, fat, middle-aged man was pushing a cart of straw and was heading home.
Feeling a little tired, he stopped at the edge of the forest, picked up his straw hat and fanned himself.
"This weather is so damn bad. Oh, and so is that stinky bitch. She has to ask me to deliver things on this hot day. If I deliver them later, won't it be a good thing?"
While complaining, the middle-aged man felt like he was in the shadows and the sunlight seemed to be blocked.
When he looked back, he saw a giant green python more than ten meters long staring at him while spitting out snakes.
"Ah, ah!"
The middle-aged man screamed in fear and instinctively wanted to run, but his legs were weak and he could not take a step forward. The giant python opened its bloody mouth and bit him.
Half of the middle-aged man's body was swallowed by the giant python. At this moment, lightning exploded!
A bolt of lightning struck the giant python's head, causing his head to tilt, and then spit out a piece of the middle-aged man's body!
"Tsk, it's easy for me to find." Lin Ge walked out of the path ahead, rubbed his thunder method with both hands, and continued to attack the giant python.
Prior to this, Xiaobai had not eaten people and had not turned into a demon, so he had no evil aura and was very troublesome to find.
Lin Ge wanted to say "God bless, don't panic, it's not a big problem", because according to the plot, Aunt Niu would be rescued by Lei Xiu who was passing by and delivered the baby, and the mother and child would be safe.
Lin Ge:?
When something happened and someone reported it, but your police station couldn't find anyone, you came to Mao Xiaofang for help? Taoist priests in this era are really omnipotent, right? Sure enough, there are not many Tiaozi in the world who can be like the Tiaozi in "The First Commandment"
"Reliable"!
Song Zilong said: "We have searched along the river bank, but we still can't find Zhang Ma and the others."
Lin Ge nodded: "It makes sense."
"Brother Lin?"
"Then let's go to town and have something to eat."
Lei Xiu couldn't figure out what kind of loss he would suffer, so he put down the windmill and went to the sweet potato stall in front to find Lin Ge.
"noob?"
As soon as Lin Ge finished speaking, Ah Chu felt his eyes blur. Ou Yongqi had come behind him and kicked his other leg. Ah Chu immediately knelt down.
Zhang Ma frowned, a little unhappy: "What are you doing? Why are you looking at me like this? I think you are a girl, so I'm afraid you will suffer a disadvantage."
"Then have you eaten?"
Lin Ge glanced at him and left with Ou Yongqi and Lei Xiu. When he went downstairs, he heard Xiao Hai complaining about A Chu.
Lin Ge handed over the bamboo basket in his hand: "I am indeed here to find you. When we first met, I smelled the smell of a spiritual snake in the bamboo basket on your body, which was the same as the smell of this spiritual snake. You see
Look, is it your snake?"
Before Ah Chu could finish saying the word "I", Lin Ge stepped on a stool nearby and the stool hit Ah Chu's knees, causing him to half kneel down in pain.
"Master, Master." Xiao Hai wanted to plead for Ah Chu, but before he could speak, Lin Ge raised his eyes and glanced over, frightening him.
Mao Xiaofang originally thought that Lin Ge was extremely talented and had superb Taoist skills, and he was probably not weak in boxing and kicking. However, after the fight, he discovered that Lin Ge only knew some basic boxing and kicking, so he suggested that he follow him and learn some boxing techniques for self-defense.
Zhou Yuan said anxiously: "Aunt Niu gave birth to a baby. When Ma Zhang helped her deliver the baby, the baby came out feet first. Ma Zhang said she had been possessed by an evil spirit and had an evil fetus. Ma Zhang asked people to arrest Aunt Niu, saying that she was going to be arrested.
Go to Shenhe. People from the police station went there, but couldn't find anyone. We hurriedly asked Master Mao to help find him. Master Mao, do you have any way to find the person?"
Lin Ge bent down and stared at him with cold eyes: "Although I can't hurt my fellow disciples, there are a hundred ways to kill you. Not for the sake of my senior brother, you slept in the hole forever last night. Since
If you don’t know how to respect teachers, then I will teach you a lesson for your master!”
Lin Ge saw off Lei Xiu and returned to Fuxi Hall with Ou Yongqi. Mao Xiaofang was practicing boxing in the yard. When he saw Lin Ge coming back, he suggested that they compete.
"Master Mao, Master Mao!" Zhou Yuan shouted angrily as soon as he entered the door: "Master Mao is not good, something happened!"
"If I didn't want to use you to gain Lei Xiu's favor, I would kill you immediately and make a pot of snake soup." Lin Ge patted the dried snake's head and stuffed it into a bamboo basket.
Lin Ge agreed without thinking much.
Xiaobai opened his mouth and roared angrily, biting towards Lin Ge.
"Not really. However, she has a serious illness, so her current situation is a bit special. She didn't mean to ignore you."
After serving the delicious food, Lin Ge asked Xiao Hai to sit down and eat. Xiao Hai did not dare to disobey and sat up straight after sitting down.
"Bang" knocked him in front of Lin Ge.
Since Lei Xiu was originally from the mountains, he was dressed in cloth and animal skins, with his long legs exposed, which always attracted the attention of passers-by.
Xiao Hai quickly waved his hand: "No, no, no. I, I. I want to say that when the master kneels down, he will hold a bowl."
"Sigh. It's different to have a good face. You can take advantage wherever you go. It's a pity that some people are just like beasts. They have lovely wives at home, but they are still messing around with women outside. Tsk, tsk, tsk, the world is getting worse, the world is getting worse."
"You want to kneel down too?"
Lei Xiu took the bamboo basket, opened it, and said happily: "Xiao Bai! Brother Lin, where did you find Xiao Bai?"
"Ah Chu, don't, don't, don't bother your uncle." Xiao Hai couldn't stop him, so he had no choice but to follow.
Lei Xiu seemed a little surprised to see Lin Ge appear here. She glanced at Ou Yongqi behind Lin Ge and tried to call out: "Sister-in-law."
"What's a green snake called Xiaobai?" Lin Ge complained, and hit him with a few thunder spells, causing the giant python to spit out the middle-aged man completely.
"Eh? Isn't that Uncle Master?" Xiao Hai raised his head and saw Lin Ge.
Lin Ge asked again: "Is your father back?"
Immediately afterwards, Ah Chu felt a sharp pain on his back, and was kicked forward by Ou Yongqi.
Lin Ge was naturally very happy to have such a "good thing".
…
Lin Ge's face suddenly turned cold when he heard this, and he looked at A Chu silently. Xiao Hai suddenly felt that the atmosphere had turned cold, and wanted to drag A Chu away, but he heard that the other party was still talking nonsense.
"Okay, if you spill a drop of tea, it will add an hour."
[Affected by the charm value, the favorability of the plot character "Lei Xiu" increases. 】
"Ah Chu, don't talk about uncle Shi like that. Master teaches us not to gossip about others behind others. If master finds out, you will be punished," Xiao Hai reminded.
"Don't worry, when have I ever broken my promise?"
Ah Chu also raised his head and looked towards the stairs, and happened to see a pair of long legs. He was stunned for a moment and said: "This cheap uncle has deceived a little girl out of nowhere. Look, this guy looks pretty."
You look like a dog and your heart is broken."
boom!
When Lei Xiu heard Ah Chu slandering Lin Ge, she slammed the table and shouted angrily: "What did you say!"
After Lin Ge told Lei Xiu what had just happened, the other party's face suddenly changed when he heard this: "Xiao Bai, how could you...can...Brother Lin, thanks to you, otherwise Xiao Bai would have made an irreparable mistake.
It is very greedy, but it can’t tell what can and cannot be eaten. I will definitely keep an eye on it and not let it come out to harm others.”
Xiao Hai smiled sheepishly: "Uh, I'm sorry. Uncle Master's eyes were so scary, as if he came out of a pile of monsters. When I got nervous, I told him about the things that Master usually punishes us. It's no big deal for you.
I'll help you with tomorrow's chores to make amends."
"OK!"
Ah Chu just raised his head, and with a "swish" sound, a murderous butcher knife fell less than an inch from his face and was inserted into the floor!
However, the two of them had just practiced boxing for a while when Song Zilong and Zhou Yuan from the police station hurriedly came to find Mao Xiaofang.
At this time, people from the restaurant came to serve food, and there were also people A Chu and Xiao Hai knew, police officer Zhou Yuan's sister, Zhou Xi.
Lei Xiu obviously didn't understand what was wrong and looked at Zhang Ma with a strange expression.
"Little girl, are you from out of town? Have you never seen a windmill of this style? Buy one to play with?" Upon seeing this, the boss greeted him warmly.
Xiao Hai quickly waved his hand: "No, uncle, we just finished eating. I don't want to disturb your meal. Ah Chu and I will go back now."
Lin Ge and the other three walked around the street all afternoon. Seeing that it was getting late and they couldn't just eat some snacks, they took the two of them into a restaurant.
Lin Ge:?
Seeing that Lin Ge's reaction was a little stiff, Lei Xiu asked weakly: "Brother Lin, did I call you by mistake?"
Just as Zhang Ma was about to turn around and leave, Uncle Niu ran over nervously: "Zhang Ma, Zhang Ma! Come on, come on! I, I, my wife is going to give birth!"
Ah Chu was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word and quickly nodded.
…
Lei Xiu shook his head: "Not yet. He said he would be back at noon, but I don't know why he hasn't come back yet."
"I told you not to mess with my uncle. Look, have you been punished?"
Zhang's mother complained from behind: "Huh, it's so kind and unpaid. Dressed like this, you must not be a good person."
Ah Chu quickly put his hands on his head, holding the bowl handed over by Lin Ge, and raised it above his head.
Zhang Ma was dragged by Uncle Niu into a trot, and complained: "Don't be anxious, don't walk so fast. Women will give birth to children, why are you in such a hurry."
Lin Ge directly shot a lightning spell into its mouth, and was hit by several lightning spells in succession. Xiaobai was a little unable to hold on, but when Lin Ge struck an electric shock from his mouth, he immediately returned to his original shape and transformed into a little green snake.
appearance.
Lin Ge could only rely on the details in the play to search all the way from the grove where Lei Xiu lived, and finally found Xiaobai before he could eat people.
Lin Ge's ability to transform into objects out of thin air amazed him, but just now a butcher knife fell close to Ah Chu's face, which really left a big shadow on him.
"Let him kneel down!"
Lin Ge warned: "You must be careful. Once a spiritual snake eats a person, it will be contaminated with evil spirits and turn into a snake demon. If you want to change it at that time, you will not be able to change it."
On the other side, Lei Xiu was looking for the lost Xiaobai in the woods. Since there was no plot about Song Zilong being injured, she did not meet A Chu and Xiao Hai who came to catch the snake. She walked all the way from the woods to the field and happened to see Lin
Song and Gigi Ou.
After eating, Lin Ge was about to send Lei Xiu away. He glanced at Ah Chu, who was kneeling a little tremblingly, and said, "I won't do it anymore. I will just kneel down and close the restaurant. If you dare to get up before Haishi, you will bear the consequences."
When Lin Ge was paying to buy roasted sweet potatoes for her, Lei Xiu was standing in front of a stall selling small windmills, looking at them curiously.
If he had been even one inch closer, Ah Chu’s face would have been gone!
"Brother A Chu, Brother Xiao Hai, this is..." Zhou Xi was enjoying the food, with a puzzled look on his face.
Zhang Ma, who was passing by, couldn't stand it anymore and stopped to persuade her: "Little girl, it's not good for you to walk in the streets dressed like this."
"Just remember."
"I……"
Ah Chu stepped forward and said angrily: "Uncle, what a coincidence. I heard you ordered so many things, have you finished them?"
"I, I will pay attention." Lei Xiu said seriously.
Lin Singer turned the page, and the peach wood sword appeared in his hand. He patted Ah Chu's left and right arms: "Raise your hands and hold the bowl."
Xiaobai instantly turned into a stiff "snake trunk".
Ah Chu said nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of? Master is not here."
Xiao Hai pulled Ah Chu, but the other person stood there with no intention of leaving: "Uncle, I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry? Hey, uncle, could it be that you found this little sister again?"
'Master's aunt' right?"
…
"Come on, let's go up and see if this cheap uncle is deceiving this little girl." Ah Chu put down his chopsticks and walked upstairs.
Lei Xiu nodded in understanding: "Brother Lin and sister-in-law came to the grove to find me?"
When entering the restaurant, Lin Ge didn't notice that Mao Xiaofang's two apprentices, Xiaohai and Achu, were eating in the corner and went straight to the second floor.
"Certainly!"
…
"Why don't we sit down and eat together?" Although Lin Ge didn't like A Chu from the bottom of his heart, he wanted to give Mao Xiaofang some face.
Mao Xiaofang quickly stepped forward and asked, "What happened?"
Xiao Hai quickly explained: "Ah Chu got into trouble. This is our uncle. He is punishing Ah Chu. Please stop asking."
"Yes, uncle." Ah Chu didn't dare to have a bad mouth anymore and knelt down honestly.
Lin Ge took Ou Yongqi and Lei Xiu back to the town. He originally planned to go to an inn, but Lei Xiu expressed that he wanted to eat some snacks on the street.
Xiao Bai immediately wanted to run away into the woods, but Lin Ge wouldn't let it slip away and flew out a holding charm.
Lei Xiu shook his head.
"Kneel straight!" Lin Ge shouted.
After the two of them went upstairs, they saw Lin Ge taking the menu and ordering.
"oh oh."
Lin Ge filled the bowl with tea, then took out six sticks of incense and lit them. He inserted three sticks on each of Ah Chu's clothes under his left and right arms. As soon as his hands fell down, they would be burned by the incense.
"noob!"
"Then thank you for your 'advice'!"
Lei Xiu rarely goes to the town and is curious about everything. Sometimes she looks at the snacks on sale, and sometimes she looks at the jewelry on the street stalls.
Ah Chu was so frightened by Lin Ge's cold eyes and aura that he immediately knelt straight, not daring to say a word.
But to avoid errors in the plot, he decided to go with Mao Xiaofang to see the situation, and asked: "Is there only one river in Gantian Town? It doesn't have to be a river to sink a river. Lakes and ponds can also sink. Since
Zhang Ma thinks Aunt Niu is unknown, so she definitely doesn’t dare to let them die in the river. After sinking into the river, they have to be fished out and buried, so as long as there is deep water, that’s fine.”
Mao Xiaofang immediately agreed: "Yes, Zhang Ma knows a little about Feng Shui, but she is most taboo about these things. Flowing rivers give birth to water ghosts, and she doesn't dare to let Aunt Niu turn into a water ghost and harm her family. In the end, she can only choose to be buried. So immersed
The place for pig cages may not necessarily be by the river. Have you ever been to Gantian Lake?"
"Not yet." Song Zilong shook his head.
Mao Xiaofang said: "Let's go to Gantian Lake."
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