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ah.
I dreamed about what happened before time travel again.
I didn't expect that after becoming a god, I would still dream about it frequently. As expected, I was still too idle.
After waking up from the dream, Baili Fanhua, the newly minted immortal, touched her hair that no longer fell out casually and thought helplessly, as expected, she still had to work hard to find a job.
Simply.
"Who gives immortal officials good benefits? Not only can they give us immortal stones every year for us to practice, but they can also teach us how to overcome tribulations. Even if we become immortals, our average life span is only one hundred thousand years. Only when we become immortal officials can we
Only by being recognized by the heavenly realm in the immortal world will we not be destroyed by the three disasters and three tribulations unique to immortals. Even the third son of the Emperor of Heaven was reincarnated as a mortal because he did not survive the three disasters and three tribulations. The son of the Emperor of Heaven is not exempt from the secular world.
What about you and me?" Fuying took a deep breath, "If I hadn't been able to meet the most basic passing standards, I would have definitely tried hard to take the exam."
"I feel that I am destined to be a nameless immortal." Baili Fanhua said, tears almost falling from her eyes.
An ordinary temporary job of burning stoves for the twenty generals under His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven. The contract period was only a hundred years. For such a job that sounded very frustrating, Baili Fanhua confidently applied for a similar resume.
I wrote about my great achievements in the world of cultivation and boasted about myself, but in the end I didn’t even get a chance to be interviewed.
Next, Baili Fanhua repeatedly applied to almost tens of thousands of jobs, only a handful of them received interviews, and the number of offers she received is still 0.
too difficult.
Because to the way of heaven, the huge number of immortals nowadays are equivalent to parasites. They do nothing but absorb the vitality of heaven and earth and live forever, which violates the law of life and death. Simply put, immortals can seamlessly integrate into the workplace.
Can Heaven tolerate the old youtiaos who are paid high salaries but do not work? So they have to find ways to lay off employees. And Sanxian, as a group of pests with no guarantees and a large number, will undoubtedly be the first to be laid off.
One batch.
Immortal official positions vary from high to low, but everyone agrees that even the lowest-level immortal official has a good position as long as he stays in the immortal world. On the contrary, leaving the position in the immortal world is not good, no matter how high the salary is.
She doesn't want to be a loose fairy.
After understanding the cause and effect of all this, Baili Fanhua just wanted to die. Why did she hate going to work so much in her previous life, but she actually begged to go to work in this life?
There is another one who is a proper second-generation immortal, and his father is the younger brother of the god general’s colleague and friend.
God must be playing tricks on her!
Fuying could only pat Baili Fanhua on the shoulder and sighed helplessly, "There are more and more immortals ascending these days. If this continues, how will your review be going? The Eighty-nine Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty-Nine in the Immortal World
The Ninth Immortal Official Recruitment Examination is about to begin. You were only three points away from entering the interview last time, so you should be able to do it this time."
In my previous life, I could only work for forty years at most before retiring. As a result, I traveled through time and ascended to become a god. If I want to retire, I have to work for at least one hundred thousand years. And what is more terrifying than working for one hundred thousand years is that you are still looking for a job.
Not working!
Come on, every immortal has gone through a lot of hardships to achieve success? Nowadays, if you say you are laid off, you will be laid off, and you may live worse than death. Which immortal can bear it? So, all kinds of awesome immortals appeared for one position.
The phenomenon of doing whatever it takes.
One is the most famous alchemist in the world. Baili Fanhua, who was so famous before his ascension, grew up listening to other people's legends and stories.
In this fairyland, Baili Fanhua has been looking for a job for fifty years, but she can't find one at all.
"Although I was only three points behind last time, I was still separated by more than 30,000 places. Moreover, the number of immortals who applied for the Immortal Official Examination this year has reached a new high. Moreover, in addition to the Central Immortal Court, the Immortal World has now added four regions: southeast, northwest, and southeast.
Immortal Court, but the number of Immortal Official positions is still far from enough. I heard that the Emperor of Heaven is now so worried that he wants to abdicate in favor of a worthy person." Baili Fanhua sighed, and the words he spoke made Fuying, a fire-attributed Phoenix Immortal, feel heartbroken.
Cool and cool.
"Yeah, two days ago, some immortals rebelled again, saying that they could no longer stay in the immortal world and wanted to go to the demon world. The competition in the demon world will only be more cruel than ours. The jungle will eat the strong. If the weak immortals go there, they will be eaten by those demons as food.
"Fuying folded her hands and said, "By the way, the job list should have come out, which immortal official position are you planning to apply for?"
In comparison, Baili Fanhua, who has no background, no bloodline, and no special combat power, is not worth mentioning at all.
Immortals have a long lifespan. Below the Immortal Realm, there is a world of cultivation known as All Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms. From time to time, a group of immortals ascend, causing the immortals in the Immortal Realm to be crowded into piles. Immortal energy is simply not enough. Except for things like Hundred Miles of Flowers and Fuying.
Immortals who have just ascended have a so-called newcomer protection period, which is approximately equal to the identity protection of a fresh graduate in the previous life. Only then can they live in the collective cave provided by the immortal world. Once the identity of a fresh graduate expires and they have no idea of a job, they can only become a nameless immortal and wander around.
I'm getting by doing odd jobs.
When Baili Fanhua heard this, a look of distress appeared on her face, "Fuying, after all, you still have the blood of the demon race. There are many more positions being recruited than me. I am an ordinary human being, and I am not even qualified for an interview."
Baili Blossoms is filled with sorrow and indignation that cannot be expressed.
"The number of immortal official positions this year is 30% less than fifty years ago, and almost all of them are the lowest-level officials. I'm afraid the competition this time will be even worse than the previous one, and the situation in the future will not be better." Previous life
She saw in "Journey to the West" that Sun Wukong obtained the position of Xima Wen when he first went to heaven. If converted to their current fairyland, he could be regarded as a high-ranking official.
Loose immortals are very miserable, because they don't have enough immortal stone cultivation, so they often look older, and there is no way to survive the three disasters and three tribulations that belong to immortals. If you can't directly overcome the tribulation, it is better to die directly.
, those who are unlucky may still retain a ray of soul and start from the beast, but that will be fatal.
Such a comparison makes Hundred Miles of Flowers even more sad.
I thought that after ascending, I would be a happy and immortal immortal, but who knew that Xiaoyao would be happy, but I would have no income at all!
These days, too many people are ascending.
She even envied those Pegasus. At least they had a system, so they didn't have to worry about whether they were available or not.
Fuying's jaw almost dropped when she heard this, "Are you crazy? You finally ascended and you want to return to the world of cultivation? And I remember that this position has not been able to recruit people for many years. Even if I recruit an immortal and work for a few years, I would rather be backlashed by the contract of heaven.
If you want to come back, why can't you think of taking this exam?"
"Fan Hua, I failed the interview again." A fairy with red eyes and a peerless appearance came towards me, hugging Baili Fanhua and burst into tears, "I failed again, I will soon be separated from the protection of the new fairy.
It’s due, I haven’t been able to find a job yet, I’m going to be a nameless immortal, woo woo woo.”
Who are the people going for the interview?
One is a descendant of dragons and phoenixes who were born with elixir fire. It is said that they can cook anything in the stove without using the flame provided by the fairy world.
Do you want to avoid being laid off? First of all, the best position is to be an immortal official and work hard for the creatures of the three realms. Heaven will let you go. The second is to turn yourself into a stone. If you don't absorb the immortal energy, you will naturally not be able to do it.
It is also possible to be targeted by heaven, or to be reincarnated as a mortal directly. The premise is that you must have great merit and be reincarnated into a good family, otherwise you will suffer a life of hardship. The worst option is to become a loose immortal.
Go be a beast.
Before time travel, Jiang Fanhua was just an ordinary worker who diligently clocked in every day but died on the eve of the company's listing. After time travel, she became Baili Fanhua, the peerless genius who was the only one to ascend in three thousand years. She directly skipped foundation building and golden elixir.
Nascent Soul and other stages, traveling through time means ascending. It can be said that two lifetimes of luck have been accumulated to this moment!
Then, luck took a turn for the worse.
Baili Fanhua hesitated for a long time, and finally said slowly, "I applied for the position of the Immortal Realm's Management Department in the Cultivation Realm."
For example, the Fairyland Office in the Demon World, the Religious and Cultural Management Department in the Buddhist World, the Management Department in the Cultivation World, etc.
Among these positions, the management department in the cultivation world has the highest resignation rate. It can be called a garbage position that everyone in the fairy world will change their color and avoid after hearing about it. Even the unknown loose immortal is better than that position. After all, the unknown loose immortal can still
If you die later, if you take this position, you may be attacked by heaven and die faster.
"Fuying, you have to understand, it's not me looking for a job now, but looking for jobs that are willing to find me." Baili Fanhua can't help it, but now she doesn't have an immortal stone, a bunch of immortal magic is higher than her, and the blood is higher than hers.
Damn, all the great masters with richer backgrounds than her are still struggling to find a job. She can just apply for a job now, so what else does she need for a bicycle?
"For this kind of rubbish position, the number of immortals who have signed up now exceeds 10,000. It seems that everyone has the same idea as me." Baili Fanhua looked lonely into the distance, "The immortal world is like a furnace, and all the immortals are suffering. Everyone is suffering.
I don’t want this.”
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