Chapter 98 Jade Dragon God who loves to listen to bad jokes
Chapter 98 The Jade Dragon God who loves to listen to cold jokes
How can you tell someone a joke right away?
Luo He was caught off guard. Looking at Senior Qing, he saw a trace of expectation in her bright eyes.
'Do I look like a joke to you?'
Luo He suppressed the desire to complain in his heart, but decided to follow the other party's wishes, and said in a deep voice:
"Senior, what kind of jokes do you like to hear?"
"I want to hear jokes that don't exist in Snow Mountain." Qing said lightly.
Luo He was quite self-aware and said, "But I don't have a sense of humor. I can only tell cold jokes."
"What is a cold joke?" Qing used declarative sentences to express questions.
"A cold joke is not funny at all. It will make people feel bored after telling it, and then it will be a cold joke." Luo He said frankly.
Qing nodded and said immediately: "Sounds interesting."
Yulong's comprehensive strength has already entered the extraordinary realm.
The sweet fragrance floats to the clouds.
"This is a joke." Senior Qing said calmly: "I learned it from others a long time ago."
Junior Qing glanced at Dragon Fish, then looked at Luo He and said:
Bare ice field bear.
Luo He: "Huh??"
"The ice bear told it what happened, and then the big penguin also finished plucking his hair. Before he finished plucking, he said: It's really hot!!"
The race level breaks through and awakens, crossing a short stage to reach the higher level of transcendence!
Luo He was stunned for a long time, looked at Yulong, and said:
Luo He was shocked and doubtful, and when he came back to his senses, he saw the young man walking into the forest, his back seemed to disappear like clouds and mist.
Hearing this, the senior was in high spirits, and Tang Yao cheered up.
Imperial City, fourth game.
Immediately, the junior Qing turned around and said calmly:
"Before pulling it out, it said something: 'It's so hot.'"
Although the figure of the fish was not seen, the magnificent scene clearly heralded the arrival of the fish god.
"Listen to what you have to say!" Luo He was interrupted in his story and said in a bad mood.
Suddenly, the wind and clouds surged.
It is clearly not the fish god who travels across the seven seas, appearing in human form to protect Yuhu Village!
"What's wrong?"
"So, that's called a hot joke..."
Moreover, the Jade Dragon possesses the power of a dragon and has no original tactics. It is doubtful that he can kill the 'Lord of the Secret Realm' Crazy Anaconda alone!
The white-haired woman nodded, pretending to be attentive.
"Oh." Junior Qing shut up.
Luo He, a senior, and Yulong looked up and were all shocked.
Luo He glanced at Senior Qing, unable to discern any emotion from her iceberg-like face, and said hesitantly:
Luo He comforted Tang Yao and said: "At most, you know that the fish god will appear in the snow mountain domain in human form."
Although there is a chance for you to taste your own craftsmanship today, if you don’t have a chance, I will see you again and mention it again.
Luo He said: "The big penguin who came here passed by and saw that there were no piles of ice bear fur on the ground, so he ran to ask the ice bear what happened."
a moment ago.
The jokes told by the host are really hot.
"Is it possible that I can let you dance for him again~"
"It's broken, don't be sad."
"Young people should stay calm." Hu Tu said calmly: "What happened?"
"His eldest son, saw the totem class again?!"
Luo He was full of confidence and said:
"Something's wrong."
The white-haired man turned around and left, and Luo He also planned to stay.
The ice bear plucked out all his fur and said, "It's so hot."
Yulong said with a loud voice, small tears welling up from his eyes, feeling extremely regretful.
The scene was eerily quiet for a moment and fell into a strangely heated scene.
The corners of Qing's mouth were constantly twitching and rising.
Then what kind of young man is that? What kind of dragon man is that?
"Ugh..." Yulong raised his head, still blaming himself.
Luo He coughed heavily and said, "Ruzui has finished speaking."
Luo He glanced at Xiaojiu and Yuyu behind him, cleared his throat, and slowly narrated:
"The Ice Bear is chatting, why do you want to pluck out its own hair?" The younger generation still used declarative sentences to express questions.
"One strand, two strands, eight strands... I kept plucking them out, and the ice bear plucked all his hair out."
Luo He knew that Tang Yao was blaming himself for not being able to recognize the Fish God, thus missing the opportunity to investigate the whereabouts of his grandma.
"What?"
[Moves: Dragon Fish Leap (exclusive skill), steam, oil immersion, water bubble, torrent tail, dragon power]
Yulong: "Woo...⊙_⊙" (It's so hot.)
"Moreover, you also know its likes and dislikes, so you are no longer confused about it."
"Hey~" The senior hugged his little tail and shivered.
There seemed to be no hot wind blowing across the island in the middle of the lake.
[Pet name: Dragon Fish (mutated)]
On the occasion of departure.
"The fish god is not fond of bad things. He loves to hear hot jokes!"
The white-haired man stared at Luo He quietly, waiting for the above.
Luo He sensed the data outside the pet's space and was surprised.
Luo He saw the change in the iceberg beauty's expression and complained in his heart.
The colorful ringtone rang. Hu Tu glanced at his phone, answered the call from Luo He, and said in a deep voice:
In the clear sky under the vast snow-capped mountains, there is a spectacular sea of clouds stretching thousands of miles away. The beautiful clouds seem to have gathered into a giant dragon. The rays of sunlight pierce the sea of clouds and shine on the snow-capped mountains, making the continuous snow-capped peaks shine goldenly.
[Race Level: Advanced Extraordinary]
"Yulong, the fish god he is looking for shouldn't be the young junior just now, right?"
The fish spirit was swimming in the clouds, overlooking the island in the middle of the lake, its eyes moved slightly, and disappeared into the depths of the sea of clouds.
He hates hearing hot jokes, right?
"The joke is not funny, so that should be fine, right?"
Yulong was slightly startled, and then he felt that the energy in his body was rising continuously, and the level that had been stagnant for a long time broke through!
"Director Hu, you don't have a single thing to report!"
"It's not funny, I will send you to see the snow mountain." Senior Qing said coldly.
Qing thought about the joke just now and said thoughtfully:
Luo He looked at the ripe snake beauty fruit under the tree and smiled:
The corners of Qing's mouth raised perceptibly, falling into Luo He's eyes.
[Growth Level: Advanced Extraordinary]
What is the identity of the younger generation, who can weaken the life source of Yulong in such a difficult way?
"As long as you receive his gratitude, then leave him alone."
…
Director Hu sat under the boss's chair in front of the hand-made writing desk, looking at the documents under the computer screen with an angry look.
Luo He asked the senior to pick two snake beauty fruits as advance payment for the mission, then summoned a complete set of kitchen utensils and lit a fire under the island in the middle of the lake to cook.
This joke is not funny at all and is already threatening!
And the energy originating from the snow-capped mountains also allows the dragon fish's life source to grow stronger.
"Ugh?" Yulong burst into tears.
Qing said calmly: "You got it wrong."
"You plan to make a meal of 'pulled snake fruit' using the snake beauty fruit under the island in the middle of the lake, and it will be your morning tea!"
Luo He laughed twice and said: "Then I will tell a cold joke."
"He gave you one less joke, so you also give him a gift."
Luo He seemed to have discovered Xin Xiaolu: "Junior, did he laugh just now?"
Hu Tu narrowed his eyes, slapped the table and stood up, his tone suddenly lowered:
Luo He said: "It will stop plucking its own hair."
"There was an ice bear living in the ice field. One day it felt very interesting, so it stopped plucking its own hair."
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[Attribute: Water]
While Luo He was in a daze, a violent white light emerged from Qing's palm and fell into the body of the golden arowana.