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Chapter 735 Two sad guys, pissed by a dog

Chen Ping smiled and said, "Meiyuan, they two are fine."

"After a while, I will give them another injection and they will wake up."

After Chen Ping said this, Gao Meiyuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Because, she will soon teach a group of girls how to practice the Fairy Heart Sutra.

Many girls are practicing for the first time, and they need to be taught the basic first-level moves.

At this moment, she had to make some preparations in advance.

So Gao Meiyuan said to Chen Ping: "Chen Ping, I will go to the old village doctor's house first to prepare. I will teach everyone the Fairy Heart Sutra soon."

"Okay, go ahead, thank you for your hard work."

Chen Ping smiled at Gao Meiyuan, and Gao Meiyuan left quickly.

At this time, Zhao Xiaomei came over with some leftover bones and some leftover fat.

She walked to Chen Ping and said, "Chen Ping, I brought the bones and meat. Where can I put them for the little yellow dog to eat?"

Chen Ping looked at the little yellow dog with twitching eyes and said, "You can put the vest bag at the door of the woodshed. It will eat it by itself in a while."

"OK."

Zhao Xiaomei walked to the woodshed, opened the mouth of the vest bag, and placed it at the door of the woodshed.

Then, he looked at Zhao Ziqiang and Zhao Xiaoshun lying on the straw in the woodshed.

There was no movement from these two people.

Zhao Xiaomei looked worried.

She observed for a while, then walked to Chen Ping and asked, "Chen Ping, why are Ziqiang and Xiaoshun not moving?"

"Didn't you say that the two of you would wake up this morning?"

"Why is there no movement now? Is there something wrong?"

Chen Ping hurriedly replied: "Sister Xiaomei, there will be no problem with the two of them, don't worry. After the little yellow dog eats the bones, I will give them two injections and they will wake up."

Zhao Xiaomei nodded: "Well, that's good."

"I thought there was something wrong with the two of them again."

"Since they are fine, I will leave first. I will go to the village committee to find my father. I will also go to watch the workers painting the exterior walls of the villa with fine gravel."

"Okay, Miss Mei, go and do your work."

"I'll wait here and treat Zhao Ziqiang and Zhao Xiaoshun soon."

"Okay, I'm leaving then."

Afterwards, Zhao Xiaomei left.

After Zhao Xiaomei left, the little yellow dog muttered: 'Zhao Xiaomei is really stingy. All she brings to me are other people's leftovers.'

'These bones are too hard.'

'You eat meat, I eat bones.'

"You ate the lean meat and left the fat meat for me. It's really yours."

Seeing the little yellow dog muttering, Chen Ping replied: "You beast, we haven't gone to town to buy meat recently, and now we have some good food."

"Other dogs can't even eat bones or meat, so stop being picky."

"Eat quickly. After you finish eating, I still need to treat these two bastards."

After Chen Ping said a few words, the little yellow dog looked aggrieved.

Then, he climbed to the waistcoat bag and started eating.

This guy was probably hungry, so he ate quickly.

'Chen Ping, you have no conscience too.'

'I won't tell you anymore, I'm leaving.'

After the beast roared a few words, he walked up to Zhao Ziqiang and peed on his face and body.

Then, he also peed on Zhao Xiaoshun's body and face.

"You beast, what are you doing?"

"You don't even have to find a suitable place to pee, or I'll beat you up."

At this time, the little yellow dog had already run to the village road and looked at Chen Ping with a smile on his face.

Little yellow dog: 'Give me the leftovers and I will pee on you.'

'Hey, I'm leaving and going to the valley.'

After roaring a few words, the beast slipped into the grass and disappeared.

Chen Ping watched the little yellow dog disappear into the grass, feeling dumbfounded.

This beast is so narrow-minded.

He didn't think much about it, and first took care of Zhao Ziqiang and Zhao Xiao to wake them up.

Chen Ping took out the No. 3 golden needle from his side and walked to Zhao Ziqiang. After pricking several acupuncture points on his body, the guy slowly started to react and his hands kept moving.

Then, he gave Zhao Xiaoshun a few more injections, and then Zhao Xiaoshun's body also responded.

Less than a minute later, Zhao Ziqiang woke up.

He slowly opened his eyes and sniffed.

Then, his brows furrowed.

A look of discomfort on his face.

He looked towards the roadside and saw Chen Ping.

Look at the place where you are lying, and the smell of dog irritation and urine that surrounds you.

He immediately sat up and asked, "Dr. Chen, what's wrong with me?"

"Why did you sleep here?"

After saying that, he touched his face, which was still wet.

After smelling it, I felt so angry!

"Also, what kind of water is on my face? The smell is too strong."

Chen Ping smiled at Zhao Ziqiang: "Zi Qiang, you and Xiao Shun were invaded by evil insects. After I helped you exorcise the evil spirits, you fainted."

"I slept in the woodshed here last night. This woodshed used to be a place where dogs slept, so the dog smell was very strong."

"The water on your face and Xiaoshun's face is the dog's urine."

As soon as Chen Ping said that, Zhao Ziqiang suddenly felt sick.

"This stinky dog, I have to kill it from now on."

Chen Ping added: "Dog urine is very irritating. You can wake up quickly after smelling it."

"Otherwise, you would still be in a coma now, and you would have to thank that dog for peeing on your face and body."

Zhao Ziqiang looked sad.

"This beast peed on my face, I have to thank it!"

"Hey, why am I so unlucky!"

Zhao Ziqiang is indeed a bit unlucky, having been possessed by evil spirits twice.

At this time, Chen Ping said: "Zi Qiang, you are unlucky to have Xiao Shun."

"Xiao Shun has become a eunuch, and the place has been reduced by half. He is even more unlucky than you."

After hearing what Chen Ping said, Zhao Ziqiang looked at Zhao Xiaoshun lying next to him and finally showed a smile.

"Well, it's good for this guy to become a eunuch. He will be able to behave himself in the future."

After he finished speaking, Zhao Xiaoshun also woke up.

He slowly opened his eyes and smelled the same unpleasant smell all over his body.

I touched my face and it was wet.

Then, he put his fingers in his mouth and tasted it.

"Ouch, why are you so sour!"

Zhao Ziqiang immediately burst out laughing: "Xiao Shun, you bastard, what you tasted is dog urine, can it not be sour?"

"Do you have any brains? You know you smell so stinky and you taste it with your hands. It's really your fault."

"There's a short-circuit in your place, maybe there's a short-circuit in your brain too."

After being scolded several times by Zhao Ziqiang, Zhao Xiaoshun held his face in pain and could not say a word.

He is indeed unlucky enough.

Every time something bad happens, it's his turn.

Chen Ping looked at the two of them, one with a cheerful face and the other with a depressed face, and asked: "Do you two remember what you two did at the village chief's house in Dajiang yesterday afternoon?"

Zhao Ziqiang looked puzzled: "I, we went to Pan Dajiang's house?"

Chen Ping nodded: "Yes, don't you remember?"

Zhao Ziqiang shook his head: "I really don't remember. What did we do at his house?"

Before Chen Ping could reply, Zhao Xiaoshun spoke first.

"I still remember that I was eating a big chicken leg yesterday afternoon. The big chicken leg was quite delicious, and the meat was very fat."


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