Chapter 45 Shall we... Let's make a written statement first?
"Human monk, please put away your despicable and shameless face. Do you think that I am easy to deceive? How can I be fooled twice in a row by using the same trick?" Mo Lianyun looked at him like a fool.
other side.
He Changsheng: "..."
He thought that the little banshee would compliment him without hesitation. After all, the little banshee was quite thick-skinned. Even though she was usually fierce, she could throw away her pride in the face of temptation.
However, he had previously overestimated the little banshee's IQ. How could such a sincere person tell lies?
"Then don't regret it in the future. I think the noble young master Bai Ze will not go back on his word, right?" He Changsheng gave her a high hat without hesitation, and it didn't cost money anyway.
Even if he couldn't eat the Hundred Calamity Fruit, it would still be a very generous income if it was converted into spiritual power.
This matter shouldn't be so evil, right? Can the protagonist's aura still be unreasonable?
Okay... It seems quite unreasonable... But this time Mo Lianyun gave up on his own, and he was the first to discover the Hundred Tribulations Fruit. How could God be so biased?
However, it is also possible that he is thinking too much... maybe it is not so weird.
He Changsheng's mood couldn't help but be a little complicated. It's true that humans are more infuriating than monsters. Even if the other party lies flat, a chance will come to him.
Then looking back at himself, he is very cautious in everything, but he is still sitting at home, and disasters come from the sky. Every step he takes is a trap... Only the dog system depends on him for life.
Suddenly I feel disgusted...
He Changsheng shook his head and put aside these messy thoughts. Whether it is feasible or not, we will know everything in this simulation.
Mo Lianyun looked suspicious and said: "I have not promised you anything. Are you, a despicable human monk, trying to plot against me again!?"
Fortunately, she reacted quickly. This human monk's behavior seemed not quite right. From what he meant, could he really have the Hundred Calamity Fruit!?
Seeing this, He Changsheng sighed in his heart: "This little banshee is quite clever..."
Then He Changsheng didn't bother to say any more. This little banshee had been slandering him, a kind person, all day long, and the fruit of the other party's hundred calamities was gone!
"Okay, okay, why are you so petty as a human race? It's useless for you to keep the Hundred Tribulations Fruit anyway. You must never eat it again. Only the blood of our demon race can refine the Hundred Tribulations Fruit.
If the medicinal power can be refined into the Hundred Meteor Pill, the effect will be even better. If you humans eat the Hundred Tribulations Fruit, you will only end up with your meridians cut off and the Purple Mansion festering." Seeing that the other party ignored her, Mo Lianyun immediately
Anxious.
He Changsheng suddenly realized, and then said decisively: "Not this time either. I was just teasing you."
Mo Lianyun's face darkened. This damn human race was raising the price again. She gritted her teeth and said: "My previous promise is still valid, and the Hundred Tribulations Fruit is useless to you. Why not exchange it with me for five one-turn golden elixirs?"
In this way, you, a human monk, will make a lot of money."
"Deal!" He Changsheng said simply.
"Then bring it!" Mo Lianyun's eyes suddenly lit up and she said impatiently.
It seems that this human monk is ignorant. This Hundred Calamity Fruit is much more valuable than the first-turn golden elixir. At least it is comparable to a third-turn golden elixir. There is no problem.
Humph, you damn human monk, you still dare to play tricks on me, you are too young.
"How about... we make a written pledge first, and then you make an oath to the law of heaven?" He Changsheng felt that this little banshee was not real at all. Based on her shamelessness, she might not admit it afterwards.
Mo Lianyun: "???"
This human monk is poisonous, who do you look down on!?
Mo Lianyun glanced at him sideways, her eyes full of anger.
But he still swore an oath of heaven in an honest manner, and said with an unhappy face: "That's all right!"
He Changsheng said: "Where is the written evidence?"
"Why don't you, human monk, chop off your hand and lend it to me?" Mo Lianyun said fiercely.
"Ahem... I forgot, I'll do it then." He Changsheng couldn't help but look embarrassed. He stood up and dug out a piece of yellowed straw paper from the drawer... I'll make do with it.
Then he moved his pen and a line of small characters gradually came into view.
'Today, my young master Bai Ze, Mo Lianyun, owes five golden elixirs of immortality. I promise to return to my clan and return them immediately. If I violate this oath, heaven and earth will be abandoned, and both body and soul will be destroyed... giving birth to a child without a butt
.'
He Changsheng finally smiled with satisfaction, then pushed forward and said:
"Here, press your paw."
When Mo Lianyun saw this, he was immediately confused.
This human monk is too vicious...especially the last sentence, which is simply an insult to her.
She aspires to become the king of the demon clan, but the one who can catch her eye has not yet been born!
"Hurry up, don't dawdle." He Changsheng urged.
Mo Lianyun's face was full of reluctance, but thinking that Baijie Guo was waving to her, she gritted her teeth and moved forward.
"Snapped!"
One hoof went down and the straw paper was trampled into wrinkles.
In her eyes, the papyrus seemed to have turned into that hateful human monk, and she wanted to kick him again.
Seeing this, He Changsheng quickly rescued the papyrus filled with oaths from Mo Lianyun's feet. He didn't want to write it again.
"Take it easy... how can you, a little banshee, be so rude? Learn more about my elegance and easygoingness. Look at how you have ruined this." He Changsheng folded it carefully and put it in his pocket.
, let’s just make do with it, since there is a safer way to take the Oath of Heaven anyway.
However, compared to the oath of heaven, he still prefers this kind of visible and tangible thing. To him, this can be said to be a huge sum of money, which is all white spiritual power.
"Human monk, where is my king's Hundred Calamity Fruit?" Mo Lianyun's face darkened, and she suppressed the unhappiness in her heart. It was better to get the Hundred Calamity Fruit first, and let this hateful human monk be arrogant for a while longer.
Once she refines the medicinal power of the Hundred Tribulations Fruit, she will soon be able to avenge her shame!
"Uh... I don't have it with me now. I'll take you there in a few days." He Changsheng touched his chin, thinking that it would be better to wait a few days before leaving the village and then pick up the Baijie Fruit.
After that, He Changsheng stood up and left, leaving only Mo Lianyun with a confused face.
She...was deceived again!?
Mo Lianyun's expression became distorted again, and the entire demon collapsed powerlessly, as if the entire demon's body had been hollowed out.
...
At the same time, He Changsheng's figure also sat down in the courtyard.
He was going to try another simulation. As his strength improved, he felt that he could try to change his thinking.
How many!?
He Changsheng's whole body was stunned for a moment... The dog system came to super double again.
Although he had expected it before, when it actually came, he still felt so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.