Chapter 215 Smoke surrounds the gully (Second update!)
Author: Seeking spring and continuing the day
Chapter 215 Smoke surrounds the gully (Second update!)
"It's best for Taoist friends to know what a nickname is and how to exaggerate it to be called a nickname. If you don't understand this, ask an adult. Don't pretend to understand."
When the words fell, Chu Weiyang could already hear the faint laughter of people on the hill.
The two paths of Xuanyuan and Xuanyuan are not so harmonious.
If etiquette is important, even if you laugh till you are hoarse, no sound will be transmitted out of the room. What's more, the sound is deliberately transmitted to the foot of the mountain, and it happens that the three people can really hear it.
As a result, Chu Weiyang seemed to laugh in agreement, and nodded towards the mountain.
In an instant, the smile stopped abruptly.
Chu Weiyang looked back and spoke again.
"The second point is that Pindao came to the banquet. He was invited to the banquet by the host of this place, Emperor Huazong Zhang Du and Zhang Daozi. Yes, Pindao is just a humble cultivator. If necessary, I can bring him to the banquet. This line was written on his forehead, but even so, Pindao still came to the banquet.
In this case, I shouldn't have been stopped at the door by you, fellow Taoist, and I haven't had a sip of wine or a piece of meat until now.
Oh, by the way, let’s go back to the first thing. Fellow Taoist, you all know what Pindao’s nickname is, and they have even fought against each other. From the beginning to the end, fellow Taoist has never told his name, even if it is a nickname. It works!
Is this the etiquette of Xuanmen, one of Xuanmen’s holy land sects, and the disciples of Five Elements Sect monks?
In the past, Pindao suddenly met Mr. Fan of the Shenxiao Sect and was taught by him. Then he was asked a few questions. In his panic, he could only say a few vague words. But even so, Mr. Fan also talked to me. Give me a gift and say goodbye with good words.
Listen and take a look! This is the style of an expert in the Holy Land!
By the way, fellow Taoist, you don’t know why this banquet was held. If I said that I deceived someone, why did you come to the banquet? You rushed here to teach me how to deceive. of?
It can be seen that you are still convinced about this matter. You are just a fellow Taoist, and you are here to bully me, a humble cultivator, a humble cultivator outside the Holy Land and the Great Sect. It’s nothing, but you shouldn’t blame Mr. Fan of the Shenxiao Sect with your words. Now that the name has been brought out, you also said that he is the octogenarian of Xuanmen.
A monk from the Five Elements Sect, who is not sure if he is a Taoist monk, actually became the master of the monks in the Dan Fei Realm of the Shenxiao Sect in order to bully a casual cultivator, and even used his opportunity to achieve enlightenment as an excuse...
I am a casual cultivator and don’t know much about cause and effect, but I just feel deeply that it’s not appropriate!”
In fact, when Chu Weiyang opened his mouth to say something, the brief confrontation between the two was destined to never return to a battle of wits.
When Chu Weiyang's lunar thunder shattered his sleeves, it was already an extremely gentle battle of spirits.
But at this time, with a few words and a series of blows, all the murderous intentions of the Five Elements Sect monk Man Yun disappeared.
On the spot, the man almost subconsciously seemed to want to flick his sleeves and robes, but when he waved his hand, it all fell into the air.
Even the young monk with such a steady expression finally failed at this moment, and his unnatural expression of embarrassment disappeared in a flash.
Then, when he looked at Chu Weiyang again, the young man's eyes were filled with an expression of deep hatred.
"Pindao, Five Elements Sect, Cheng Xuanzhong!"
On the spot, Chu Weiyang also held his fist and cupped his hand towards Cheng Xuanzhong as if nothing had happened just now.
"It's clear, it's clear, it turns out that it's Fellow Daoist Cheng who's in person."
Perhaps he heard the sarcastic tone in Chu Weiyang's voice. In the same place, Cheng Xuanzhong glanced at Chu Weiyang hatefully, raised his other hand, and threw it away in front of Chu Weiyang. He picked up a sleeve of robe, then turned around without saying a word and walked towards the mountain.
After stopping there for a while, Chu Weiyang saw Cheng Xuanzhong's figure disappearing from his sight. Then Chu Weiyang smiled and looked at Qi Feiqiong, who had been watching the excitement for a while.
"Fellow Daoist Qi, is this your sect's way of hospitality? I think I'd better leave. If Fire Dragon Island and our party can't do without anyone, they can do without me. Anyone who talks about who is responsible is just dispensable excuses. , I looked at it, Zhang Daozi still wanted to take the opportunity to kill me.
When I first came here, I had to offend the monks of the Five Elements Sect. After all, it was because the poor Taoist knew the water escape method and was taught the thunder method by the seniors of the Shenxiao Sect, which was an eyesore...
This behavior doesn't look like Zhang Daozi's free and easy tone when everything was agreed upon earlier. But I thought that what Yuanmen Daozi said would be more effective than any other swearing oath, so I dared to come to the banquet. of.
Forget it, it’s useless to talk any more, fellow Taoist Qi, please spare my life and teach me how to walk!”
However, when Chu Weiyang finished speaking, Qi Feiqiong in front of him did not say a word. Suddenly, a familiar voice to Chu Weiyang came from behind him.
"Friends of the Five Poison Taoists, it was all a misunderstanding, it was all a misunderstanding! Taoist friends who are good at teaching, don't worry. When a poor Taoist speaks, he naturally means the same thing. What do you mean? If I say it won't harm your life, I won't harm your life!
But in the same way, if you want fellow Taoists to come to the banquet, you must come to this drinking and elixir banquet!"
Tsk, it still needs to taste like this.
To be honest, after what happened just now, Chu Weiyang was most unsure of what was happening when he faced Cheng Xuanzhong of the Five Elements Sect.
Even though he prepared a lot of rhetoric in a flash, it was actually difficult for Chu Weiyang to guess what was going on in the mind of this kind of person. Maybe he was stuck in some corner and couldn't get out. If Weiyang refuses to give up, it will only be a lose-lose situation for both parties.
On the contrary, it was the way Zhang Du, a Yuanmen Taoist, spoke, and the true meaning of the Yuanmen barbarian between the lines, that really made Chu Weiyang feel relaxed and comfortable to deal with it.
The feeling was as cordial and joyful as suddenly meeting an old friend.
So, Chu Weiyang calmly turned around and looked at Zhang Du not far behind him. As if he didn't hear the threat in his words, he nodded repeatedly with a smile on his face.
"Zhang Daozi said this, and I believe it!"
As a result, Zhang Du also showed a happy smile on his face.
"No need to be so polite, just call me Taoist friend."
On the spot, Chu Weiyang nodded obediently.
"Well, if you shyly call me Daoist friend Zhang, it's better for me to obey my orders and experience the grand scene of this immortal family in person."
"please!"
Just as he said that, the three of them started walking straight up the mountain.
But before walking a few steps, Chu Weiyang suddenly stopped again.
"wrong."
Hearing this, Zhang Du looked surprised.
"What's wrong?"
"That's what Daoyou Zhang said himself. It was all a misunderstanding. But what happened happened after all, and it won't work without compensation!"
Hearing this, Zhang Du's face showed some coldness.
"Oh? What kind of compensation does fellow Taoist Five Poisons want?"
In the same place, Chu Weiyang was still talking to himself.
"Because of this mistake, the poor Taoist priest did not drink wine or eat meat. What I am talking about today is that fellow Taoist disciples need to control their food and drink with me!"
As soon as the words fell and the time came, the coldness on Zhang Du's face froze.
Chu Weiyang originally said something that seemed to be funny, but he said it out of breath. There was nothing wrong with it, but the change in Zhang Du's expression made it seem that this Yuanmen Taoist was a bit angry.
As a result, Zhang Du had to hide his embarrassment and laughed loudly.
"It's easy to say! It's easy to say! Fellow Taoist Five Poisons, I must teach you how to control your food and drink! If you can't do this, it's the fault of the poor Taoist! It's the fault of the poor Taoist!"
It's just that the two of them were so busy taking advantage of their words that they didn't realize it. Qi Feiqiong had already tried to say something to Zhang Duyan several times, but was interrupted every time.
As a result, a group of three people followed the bluestone mountain road and disappeared into the rustling jungle.
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Halfway up the mountain, the name of the Taoist palace is "Tingjie". Through its open door, you can see the noisy crowd inside.
This cocktail party seems to have no distinction between seasons. It has been held for a long time, and it is foreseeable that it will continue to be held.
Xu Shi's eyes were already dizzy and his ears were full of wine. At this time, most of the Xuanyuan and Dao monks in Tingjie Dao Palace, many of them gathered together in twos and threes, drinking and talking, as if they were old friends.
Only a few people seemed to be isolated from such a noisy environment.
Like Cheng Xuanzhong, he lost his face on the mountain, and at this time he still had an expression of not letting strangers in.
Brothers and sisters such as Xie Jiang and Master Jin Guan of the Qianyuan Sword Sect have an authentic style of swordsmanship, with "good and evil not coexisting" almost written on their faces.
Another example is Chu Weiyang, a person who wears strange clothes, is cold, arrogant, or vicious. In short, he has a temperament that is incompatible with other cultivators and the banquet itself.
It turns out that Chu Weiyang is not the only casual cultivator present today.
As he was thinking like this, Chu Weiyang calmly picked up a glass of wine, ignoring the strong smell of alcohol and the rich aura inside, and drank it all in one gulp.
When he looked again, Chu Weiyang's expression barely changed, and then he picked up a piece of fried meat as big as a pastry with wooden chopsticks, and looked at it carefully for a moment.
This seems to be the recipe of some kind of spiritual chef, and it should be regarded as half a Taoist friend of Chu Weiyang.
Therefore, Chu Weiyang carefully guessed the person's cooking method and the meaning used in it, then chewed it hard a few times and stuffed it into the alchemy cauldron in his stomach pouch.
Although he said that food and wine should be kept in check, Chu Weiyang never actually ate any dish in his hands.
That would be too eye-catching.
I'm a humble guy who hasn't seen much of the world, so it makes sense for me to try a little bit of everything, right?
And there just happen to be a few of them that taste so exquisite, so it’s only reasonable for me to try them a few more times, right?
So, while he was enjoying the meal slowly but calmly, Chu Weiyang seemed to hear the sound of the tripod striking the bell and chime in some trance.
That is the joyous sound of the stomach pill cauldron, the joyful sound of the Tao and Dharma of "Five Zangs and Food and Qi Jingjue" coming from Chu Weiyang's mind!
He has been hungry for a long time, so hungry that he has not eaten so happily in a long time.
——
At this moment, suddenly, a familiar voice sounded behind Chu Weiyang.
"Oh, fellow Taoist Five Poisons, we haven't seen each other for a long time since we parted ways in Tianwu Daocheng!"