Chapter 168 Chen Yipin fell out of favor (third update)
Author: Lulu Momo
Chapter 168 Chen Yipin fell out of favor (third update)
Chen Yipin said angrily to the carrier pigeon on the beam:
"Get up, get up, stop arguing."
"The woman next to you hasn't gotten up yet!"
cried the homing pigeon.
Chen Yipin glanced at Yao Yue next to him, and then said:
"She'll wake up later! Also, stop talking and don't disturb anyone sleeping."
The carrier pigeon nodded, and then shouted:
"I know, I know!"
Chen Yipin: "..."
Yao Yue, who was still sleeping, slowly opened her eyes after hearing the sound.
Yao Yue looked sleepy and asked Chen Yipin doubtfully:
"who are you talking to?"
Chen Yipin used his eyes to signal Yao Yue to look at the beam.
Yao Yue squinted her eyes and looked over in confusion.
As soon as her eyes looked over, they happened to meet the eyes of the homing pigeon.
One person and one pigeon were stunned for several seconds.
"Beauty! Beauty! I want to marry you!"
The carrier pigeon suddenly shouted.
While speaking, he flapped his wings and flew towards Yaoyue.
The homing pigeon suddenly flew towards me, and Yaoyue was startled by it.
Chen Yipin had quick eyes and quick hands, and with a wave of his hand, he patted the homing pigeon directly.
The carrier pigeon flew out. Fortunately, it reacted quickly. Just when it was about to hit the table, a carp suddenly appeared and rolled in the air. It flapped its wings and flew back to the rafters.
As soon as he steadied himself on the beam, he screamed.
"Ah! Killing pigeons! Killing pigeons!"
Chen Yipin rolled his eyes at it and said angrily:
"Next time you say you want to marry me, I will sew your mouth shut!"
The homing pigeon was so frightened that it stretched out its wings, covered its mouth, and nodded desperately.
Yao Yue looked at the "smart" carrier pigeon with confusion and asked curiously:
"Where did this homing pigeon come from? Why is it so big?"
"I picked it up! Ignore this guy!"
Chen Yipin said.
Yaoyue looked at Chen Yipin in confusion:
"Picked it up? Where can one pick up such a big pigeon, and it can also speak human language."
The pigeon spread its wings and shouted:
"I didn't pick it up! I didn't pick it up!"
Yao Yue found this talking pigeon interesting, looked at it and asked:
"You didn't pick it up, where did it come from?"
"I was born by my mother! I was born by my mother!"
shouted the carrier pigeon.
"Hahaha! How interesting!"
Yao Yue was amused by the carrier pigeon, and the sleepiness she felt just now disappeared.
"Stop talking to it, let's pack up and go out!"
Chen Yipin said.
He didn't want his wife to be chatting enthusiastically with a pigeon.
This pigeon just "plotted evil" against his wife, how could he continue to chat happily with his wife?
"good!"
Yaoyue nodded.
After the two of them packed up, the carrier pigeon flew onto Yao Yue's shoulder.
He kept shouting:
"Beauty! Beauty!"
Chen Yipin couldn't help but roll his eyes at this guy and really wanted to roast it and eat it.
The two walked out of the room, and the others had already woken up.
They were all sitting under the pavilion, eating the breakfast that Huang Rong and Li Mochou had cooked in the morning.
Dongfang Bubai was also there, listening to Lianxing talking to her.
From time to time, he would nod.
I don't know what Lian Xing is talking about.
Last night, I said that those clothes would be washed by Dongfang Bubai, but I didn’t know if Dongfang Bubai would agree.
"Sir! Good morning!"
"Sister Yaoyue! Good morning!"
"Good morning everyone!"
The carrier pigeon on Yueyue's shoulder saw such a woman having breakfast together and shouted excitedly:
"Beauty girls! So many beauties! Good morning, beauties!"
Chen Yipin: "..."
Li Mochou: "???"
Xiao Longnu: "???"
Huang Rong: "???"
Qu Feiyan: "???"
Dongfang Bubai, Lian Xing: "???"
Li Mochou and the others looked at the carrier pigeon on Yao Yue's shoulders in confusion.
"Good morning, beauties!"
Seeing that they didn't respond, the carrier pigeon said hello again.
Then, pacing back and forth on Yaoyue's shoulder, he said with an embarrassed look:
"I know I'm handsome, but if you look at me like this, I'll be shy."
After saying that, he stretched out his wings to cover his face, looking embarrassed.
Li Mochou and others: "..."
Chen Yipin reached out and grabbed the pigeon's legs and turned it upside down.
"No matter how handsome you are, can you be as handsome as me? Next time you do this, I will stew you and drink pigeon soup!"
The homing pigeon flapped its wings and shouted:
"Master, I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't stew the pigeons!"
Huang Rong quickly got up from the chair and snatched the carrier pigeon from Chen Yipin.
"Don't be lazy, you idiot. It would be a pity to stew such an interesting pigeon. Let me play with it first!"
With that said, he took the carrier pigeon and returned to the place where he was just sitting.
Chen Yipin: "..."
The women gathered around Huang Rong and looked at the carrier pigeon curiously.
Lianxing rubbed the pigeon's head with his hands and said:
"Why is this homing pigeon so big and can it talk?"
The Invincible Way of the East:
“This pigeon’s feathers and feet are very special!”
Qu Feiyan patted the pigeon on the head and said:
"The head is so hard, like a rock."
Li Mochou looked into the pigeon's eyes and said:
"Also, its eyes are different from those of homing pigeons."
Xiao Longnu asked curiously:
"I wonder if its meat is delicious?"
As soon as Xiao Longnu finished speaking, all the women's eyes focused on Xiao Longnu's face.
Chen Yipin nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Miss Long can see clearly. I also want to know if the pigeon meat is delicious!"
The carrier pigeon was trembling in Huang Rong's arms. The owner and the beautiful woman who looked like a fairy were too scary.
Always want to eat me!
Because of the appearance of homing pigeons, several women became curious about this strange and talkative pigeon.
Therefore, Chen Yipin was ignored.
Chen Yipin was not annoyed. No one bothered him. It was quite good to be a salted fish.
At least……
The one who is annoyed now is not himself, but the homing pigeon.
"how old are you?"
"Do you still know who I call you?"
"Are you a pigeon or not?"
"How did you grow so big?"
"Is your meat delicious?"
Several women chattered to the pigeon, and even the three calm women, Yao Yue, Dongfang Bubai, and Li Mochou, just like Huang Rong and the others, asked the pigeon one question after another.
Originally, the homing pigeon was quite happy to be accompanied by a few beauties, but it really couldn't bear to be asked some mentally retarded questions all the time.
But in order to be able to "hide" in this manor, I can only answer honestly.
"have no idea!"
"Not sure!"
"It's an extraordinary pigeon!"
"I don't understand!"
"Never eaten!"
The carrier pigeon answered honestly, and that was enough anyway.