Hong Kong comprehensive, catching tricks and becoming a fairy starts from the Museum of Meng Tricksters Chapter 208 Enlightened by the smell! A big lie! Chance
Chapter 208 Enlightened by the smell! A big lie! Chance
Chapter 208: Be enchanted by the sound and become enlightened! Big lie! Opportunities only appear in an instant!
This side is in the realm of the God of Death.
"Dead people? Can they really be resurrected?"
"The dead? Really resurrected!"
After Sister Jiu, Shi Chun and others saw the scene of Zhou Wenjian being resurrected from the dead, their eyes widened with joy and excitement on their faces.
Immediately afterwards, there was only one thought left in their minds!
"Suddenly, we are rich!"
"Haha! The master we know is actually a powerful person who can bring people back to life! From now on, even if something happens to us, we won't be afraid anymore!"
"Oh my god, even this dead man can be resurrected. Is there anything else that our master can't do?"
"Master is awesome! Master is amazing!"
"Master, from today on, you are my number one idol!"
After hearing this, the officer who walked to the door of the office reached out and opened the door of the office. Then he turned his head and asked softly: "What's going on?"
After all, what this [Eyeless Death God] has witnessed with his own eyes has proven that what Zhou Changqing just said is accurate.
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"Sure enough, the real [Echoed Heavenly Man] actually possesses the power of [resurrection from the dead]..."
Little did I know.
"In that case, I can accept your apology."
At the same time, the burly God of Death also disappeared, replaced by Zhou Changqing in black casual clothes, holding his shoulders with his hands and looking at the [Eyeless God of Death] with interest...
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After chatting with this [Eyeless Death], Zhou Changqing took Yun Jin, Mei Hua and others out of the police station and returned to the mountainside villa where he was.
The third floor of the police station.
In an instant, a burst of excited shouts came from the mouths of Ninth Sister, Shi Chun, Aqiu and others.
On the other side, after seeing Zhou Wenjian come back to life, this [Eyeless God of Death] trembled all over, and an excitement of seeking the truth suddenly emerged in his mind.
"By the way, have you been here for so long? Do you know if there is any strong man in black robe with a crystal ball nearby?"
"The power of resurrecting the dead! Is this the ability of the real [Echoed Celestial Being]?"
"Salary increase!"
Wait until all the surrounding competitors have left.
"I just talk less and do more!"
In an instant, a burst of helpless emotions appeared in the mind of this [Eyeless Death]!
In fact.
Hearing this, the officer sitting behind the desk took out a wooden sign and asked, "What is this word?"
You know, if we really talk about it, Zhou Changqing today is just a Qi refining monk who has reached the [Qi Refining Great Perfection].
Director Ashin raised his hands, patted Jin McGee and Meng Chao on the shoulders again, and said with a serious face: "What are you doing? Of course it's to catch zombies."
"qualified."
I have to say that this [Eyeless Death God]'s speaking skills are quite good.
"Haha! If you quit now, you are committing a crime. For this crime, you will go to jail for thirty years anytime and anywhere!"
As they spoke, Jin McGee and Meng Chao turned their heads and looked at Director Ashin expectantly, as if they were waiting for Director Ashin's instructions.
"Okay! Then, you will select a few elite plainclothes officers from various departments to form this ghost-hunting team!"
"This is a ghost word!"
Therefore, what he wants to think about now is how he can get a promotion and a salary increase, and reach the pinnacle of his life!
With a burst of impatient shouting, these plainclothes men turned around and returned to their posts.
"What a coincidence. I also really hate this kind of person."
At this moment, they looked as if they had found a golden backer.
As a result, Jin McGee and Meng Chao walked out of the police station, got into an ordinary car, and drove towards the nearby street with excitement on their faces.
Xiao Ping Tou threw away the cigarette he was holding in his mouth. He lowered his head and looked at the poster with excitement: "Promotion, salary increase, housing allowance... one year for captain, two years for inspector."
, promoted to Director in three years!”
After witnessing the power of Zhou Changqing's [Resurrection from the Dead] with his own eyes, this [Eyeless God of Death] no longer had any doubts about what Zhou Changqing said before.
What a pity.
The next second, the little crew chief walked up quickly and said with disdain: "Haha, ghost catching team? Let me tell you! Don't say whether there are ghosts or not! If there really is a ghost by then, you guys
I’m going to die too!”
A real [Echoed Heavenly Man] actually masters this kind of divine and demonic power of [resurrection from the dead]!
For example, if he could make friends with Zhou Changqing, wouldn't he be able to gain more knowledge on spiritual practice?
All of a sudden, several thoughts appeared in the mind of this [Eyeless Death God].
"That's right, Kim McGee, you're smart and figured it out!"
Xiaopingtou immediately stood up straight and replied seriously!
"No regrets?"
"If you can't catch the ghost, you can't make any achievements, and you will die!"
Feng Laosi and Uncle You glanced at each other, and they could see a look of shock in each other's eyes!
Back to life!
After saying these words, the officer suddenly stood up and said with concern for Xiao Pingtou: "Okay, I know you are mentally unbalanced. Please sit down. I'm going to eat..."
As soon as these words came out, the plainclothes people sitting on the benches in the recruitment office stood up one after another, came to the middle-aged plainclothes with polite expressions, and eagerly signed up.
Ten minutes later, a foreign man with several flowers on his shoulders slowly walked out of the director's office.
The next second, a neat and smiling voice suddenly sounded: "Okay, let's just pretend we don't know anything..."
"Promotion!"
A plainclothes man wearing glasses was putting up a poster of "Ghostbusters".
Even though he had expected it in his heart, Jin McGee still opened his eyes wide and was about to say something to evade...
Xiao Pingtou suddenly saluted, and then, holding the poster in his right hand, he asked carefully: "Sir, can you give this poster to me?"
The next second, the little crew chief's mouth opened wide. He trembled and said with a miserable look on his face: "Are all the promotions and salary increases fake? In other words, I was deceived!"
On the three rows of benches, there was only a young plainclothes man with a crew cut. He raised his head with a cool look on his face. He had a cigarette in the corner of his mouth and took off the hat on his head with his right hand.
Come down.
"Huh? I have always recognized my ancestor! It's just that I'm not like someone who is so eager to show off."
In this regard, the officer looked at it carefully, and then he suddenly tore off a piece of paper on the poster and said with a smile: "By the way, you should also go back and take a look to see who posted this [promotion bonus]
I’m here to hurt you with my [salary] note.”
"Sir, can I quit now and not participate?"
"There's a bonus!"
As he spoke, the right hand holding the cigarette in the flat head waved, and he said passionately: "Tell yourselves, is this true? The chief wants to trick us into dying, and he thinks we don't know...
"
"I'm telling you, this job has no benefits at all. It's better for us to go to a funeral parlor than to hunt ghosts!"
"have you understood?"
After a while.
"Think of us as fools!"
It is both atonement and apology...
"ah!"
"Haha, Meng Chao, I've known you for so long, this is the first time you're so smart! Let's go! We'll go find the master immediately after lunch!"
Zhou Changqing's cultivation is still at the second level.
"Clearly clear!"
"That's right! As long as the master draws us the "Cinnabar Body Washing Technique", then we will have the power to avoid ghosts, and we will not be afraid of ordinary zombies and sneaky things."
The founder actually mastered this mysterious power!
Fortunately, they had embraced such a golden thigh a long time ago, otherwise, they would have missed many opportunities!
"This time the ghost hunting team was established, and the Taoist skills we learned from the master finally came into use."
"I don't know about this. After all, in this world, at most there is only one little monk in the [Spiritual Soul Realm]."
In response to this, this [Eyeless God of Death] also smiled slightly and said meaningfully.
Kwun Shui Tong Police Station, inside the Commissioner's Office.
at the same time.
It's a pity that Director Ashin standing in front of them is really too familiar with these two subordinates who like to fish in troubled waters. Therefore, he didn't wait for Jin McGee to say something and said bluntly: "You guys are so stupid.
Please help recruit team members."
This notice board at the police station.
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"Idiot, Master is very angry. Do you want to be hated by Master?"
This [Eyedless God of Death] never imagined that Zhou Changqing knew the path of cultivation beyond this [Eternal Heaven], but this does not mean that Zhou Changqing mastered the cultivation path beyond this [Eternal Heaven]
method.
As he said this, Xiao Pingtou signed the report with his left hand.
The little crew chief sitting on the chair suddenly shouted: "Ah SIR!"
Early the next morning.
In just a few words, Xiao Pingtou explained all the people watching the fun around him.
Director Ashin has no worries about this matter at all.
After issuing this order, Director Ashin raised his head and walked out of the office slowly.
In the recruitment department.
A thin middle-aged plainclothes man walked out slowly. As he walked, he said: "Anyone who has offended your boss, been demoted, or chased your boss's wife, you'd better sign up as soon as possible. This way, you can still
Turn over."
"ah!"
At the desk, Xiao Pingtou made a grimace and retorted reluctantly: "Sir, you also know that I was deceived."
Just the skill of "Resurrection from the Dead" displayed by Zhou Changqing is enough to make any cultivator in the world crazy about it and surrender to it.
In this regard, this [Eyedless Death God] was very self-aware. He raised his head and said politely to Zhou Changqing: "In order to show my apology to [Heavenly Man], I am willing to work beside [Heavenly Man]
One year to express my apology."
In the Kwun Shui Tong Police Station, the officers with flowers on their shoulders began to select members of this [Ghost Hunting Unit].
For example, if he wants to go one step further in the realm of [Echoed Heavenly Man], this possibility will fall on Zhou Changqing...
Just after Director Ashin left, Jin McGee and Meng Chao, who were still looking downcast, changed their expressions. They looked at each other with proud smiles on their faces.
You know, their ghost hunting team has already booked Master Zhong Fabai and Master Zhou Changqing, so he is not as resistant as the original plot of "Ghost Hunting School".
Hearing this sentence, Jin McGee and Meng Chao's eyes lit up, and then they held each other's right hands and shouted happily.
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Xiao Pingtou took a closer look, and then he spelled out the English word for "Sir" [鬼]. Then, he asked excitedly: "Sir, can I get a promotion and a salary increase?"
"Thank you sir!"
Just like this, there was nothing to say all night.
Seeing this, Director Ashin showed a somewhat happy smile on his face. Then, he put his hands on the shoulders of Jin McGee and Meng Chao, and said unhurriedly: "Sir, I was told to let
I will organize a ghost-hunting team, and I will be the captain, and you two will assist me!"
now.
"Senior brother, fortunately you changed your story early. Otherwise, if you change your story now, you would probably lose all face..."
Obviously, these colleagues did not want to join the "Ghost Hunting Team", so they conspired to act together to lure this little guy into being fooled.
"You can take it home as a souvenir."
"I understand, Director!"
Unexpectedly, the officer suddenly reached out and patted the table, which scared Xiao Pingtou and slumped down on the chair. Suddenly, his eyes narrowed and he said to Xiao Pingtou in an alarming manner: "You didn't ask me, so you just sat on my chair."
In this position! Do you want to die?"
When he thought of this, Xiao Pingtou hurriedly pulled down the poster, and then he quickly went to his parents' office.
It is precisely because of this idea that other thoughts began to arise in the mind of this [Eyeless Death God]!
At this moment, this [Eyeless Death God] also had some realization!
This little crew chief is called Chen Huihong, and he is also the department plainclothes officer who has offended the most people.
Ninth Sister, Shi Chun and others also followed Zhou Changqing back to the villa.
When everyone reacted, their figures appeared in the morgue again.
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When Director Ashin walked out of the office with a high-spirited look, Jin McGee and Meng Chao, who had been waiting for a long time, walked up quickly. Just when they were about to say something, they heard
When Director Ashin arrived, he said, "Congratulate me quickly, and then congratulate each other and yourselves."
The officer did not directly answer Xiaopingtou's words, but wrote a few lines in a report. Then, he asked Xiaopingtou meaningfully: "Have you thought about it clearly?"
"No wonder, we so-called [celestial beings] are no match for this real [feathered heavenly being]!"
Let the other party say all the good things.
"Let me go, senior brother, when did you become so eloquent? Aren't you always taciturn?"
On the contrary, thinking about it in Director Ashin's mind, he had two ghost hunting masters with him, so there would be absolutely no problem.
While he was talking, outside the office, a large group of plainclothes people who were listening to the corner rushed in quickly.
Not knowing that there were a lot of colleagues standing behind him, the crew-cut man sat on a chair and said miserably: "Sir, can you maintain my little dignity and not let the colleagues outside know that I have been fooled?
"
"Uh? Kim McGee, why don't we go to the master's villa as a guest earlier?"
Immediately, the officers with flowers on their shoulders saluted one after another and answered respectfully.
Kim McGee raised his head and asked with a puzzled look on his face.
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Director Ashin, who was sitting behind his desk, raised his head and asked the subordinates standing in front of him with a majestic look.
Yes! An elder and supporter who can bring the dead back to life!
For Ninth Sister, Shi Chun, Aqiu and others, this is definitely a perfect golden thigh, and it is also a golden thigh that they will never let go of in this life!
In the office.
Black sand, dark soil...
This party brought everyone into the second world and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"I will never regret it!"
Almost as soon as Jin McGee finished speaking, Meng Chao also raised his head and asked, "What is this for?"
"Then sign it!"
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Hearing this, Jin McGee and Meng Chao suddenly seemed to have been drained of their energy and energy. They smiled bitterly and looked reluctant.
aside.
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"We don't want to sign up."
However, Zhou Changqing only let Jiu Jie, Shi Chun and others live in the guest room on the first floor, and did not allow them to go up to the second floor.
The other side.
Behind the desk.
"…………"
At this moment, a group of plainclothes people watching the fun had gathered near the notice board.
"Ghostbusters?"
The officer with glasses on his face put away the report and said slowly to the little crew chief: "On behalf of the police station, I warmly welcome you to join the ghost hunting team!"
Xiaopingtou knocked on the door, and then walked into the office with a happy face: "Hello, SIR! Police officer 37119 applied to join the ghost hunting team!"
Zhou Changqing did not refuse this free powerful man who came to his door. He pondered for a moment and said meaningfully to this [Eyeless God of Death]: "Since you stay by my side, then, I hope you
It’s best not to do other little tricks, because what I don’t like the most is people stabbing their friends in the back.”
The officer with glasses on his face showed a smile that looked at a fool. He played with the pencil and said with a smile: "It's not just fake? This is a scam."
at this time.
"Snapped!"
In the office, there was a loud sound of banging the head on the table.
Of course, this little flathead didn't know how drastically his life would change in the future just because of the choice he made today!
People are not born equal.
Therefore, sometimes, there are some opportunities, and if you seize them, it will change your life.