"I am the Supreme of the Immortal Realm, the Nine Heavens Thunder God!"
"The first time I saw you, I could already sense the breath of that broken stone!"
The Thunder Beast looked arrogant, and its two long and pointed ears stood up straight with pride.
Tang Fan was speechless, his panic could no longer be described in words.
Although he knew that this guy's soul was not a thunder beast, but was placed on a spiritual beast for some reason, and he probably had an extraordinary life experience.
But now it seems that its power is still underestimated!
Tang Fan's performance made Ben Lei Beast very proud. It curled its lips and said: "Little Tang, Master Lei is very capable. Come and worship him. Maybe I will teach you one or two life-saving techniques!"
"I'm telling you, I'm much better than that piece of stone! That idiot is at most my grandchild!"
"He's nothing. He's just the Dragon Emperor's scapegoat, but he thinks he is the Dragon Emperor. Isn't it because he has a pair of eyes that can see through!"
"This guy never does serious things. He relies on a pair of clairvoyant eyes to wander among the stars all day long, peeking at fairies bathing, and stealing fairies' bellybands..."
"Lei Ba, shut up!"
While Tang Fan was stunned, a roar suddenly came from the dragon crystal, making his mind roar and his ears buzzing.
"Lei Ba?"
Could this be the previous name of Ben Lei Beast?
"Lei Ba, you shameless guy, you are still as shameless and dirty as before, you always like to speak ill of people behind their backs!"
"When did I peek at the fairy taking a bath, let alone steal the bellyband!"
Tang Fan's eyebrows flashed, and a purple light flew out from it, transforming into the ethereal figure of the weapon spirit.
"Haha, it's really you!"
The Thunder Beast jumped up happily and said excitedly: "Xiao Zi, the Thunder Emperor is here, why don't you come and pay your respects quickly!"
The weapon spirit raised his hand and pointed, and a ray of purple light flew out, roaring: "I am the Dragon Emperor, it is strange that you should pay homage to me! From now on, don't call me Xiao Zi again!"
"Hey, Xiao Zi is angry, haha..."
The Ben Lei Beast flew away from the purple light and said happily: "You kid, you really don't have a long memory, you actually want to be on an equal footing with me, no matter in terms of appearance, temperament, body, or even age, you... how can you compare with me?
ah!"
"I am the most handsome Supreme Being in the Immortal Realm and the most charming God of Thunder in the Galaxy!"
The Ben Lei Beast acted like a master, staring at the weapon spirit as if it were a junior.
"What the hell! Who gave you the title of Thunder Emperor? You are a big wretch who gets struck by lightning all day long!"
Qi Ling also has a proud temperament, so how can he bear the pressure from others.
He was so angry that his whole body was shaking, and his ethereal figure seemed to disperse at any moment.
Tang Fan looked left and right, speechless for a while.
These two guys, are these the powerful people who once dominated the immortal world?
Are all people in the fairy world so out of tune?
Tang Fan had fantasized about the beauty of the immortal world many times, but now, he was a little disappointed.
When Ben Lei Beast heard the weapon spirit's accusation, he immediately counterattacked: "Smelly stone, you still dare to scold me, don't forget, you are a foreigner, I was born millions of years ago when you came!"
"You...you are more despicable, shameless and shameless than before. You were born just a few seconds earlier than me. In terms of status, you are just a piece of rubble in the Milky Way. But although I flew to the Milky Way by chance, it is boundless and vast.
The unparalleled number one fairy stone!"
When Qi Ling said this, he seemed to have regained his confidence and laughed loudly: "You are the number one scum in the galaxy!"
"Xiao Zi, how dare you scold me? If I am the number one scum in the galaxy, then you are the number one old pervert in the universe!"
"Ha ha……"
"You're talking nonsense. Even if I don't become the Dragon Emperor, I'm still the famous purple-eyed immortal doctor in the galaxy, the number one immortal doctor!"
"The first one who farts, the first one who steals the fairy's bellyband, right?"
"Ha ha……"
"You...you're talking nonsense. You didn't frame me for those things. If you hadn't made a bet with me, I wouldn't have been able to do those things!"
"That's right. Let's do it anyway, right?"
"I was forced! Ah... I will kill you!"
"Come on, who is afraid of whom? Today I will teach you, a junior who doesn't know etiquette, a lesson!"
"Ahh..."
The two old guys' scolding escalated and they began to exchange blows. One side was filled with purple light, while the other side was flashing thunder.
The two rays of light intertwined and exploded with each other, making an earth-shattering sound.
Tang Fan was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly. Thinking back to the conversation between the two, he became even more disappointed when he saw the scene in front of him.
Originally, he thought he had got two golden fingers!
However, I didn't expect it to be two scoundrels!
Tang Fan was very aggrieved. These two people were probably the two most incoherent guys in the immortal world. Why did they bother him?
"Why……"
Tang Fan sighed deeply and quietly retreated to the Tianchi, leaving a trace of autistic figure behind...
Behind him, two bastards were fighting and talking at the same time.
"Xiao Zi, don't forget, I have existed in the Milky Way for tens of millions of years. No one knows my name. Even the grandson of Jiu Xuan is my junior! Who can see me in the stars and rivers in the sky and in the sky?
Why don’t you all kneel down and pay homage to me?”
"Wherever Mr. Lei has passed, who dares to raise his head?"
"Who dares to disobey Master Lei's order?"
"Master Lei was so angry that the Milky Way trembled!"
"But what about you? You're just a stinky stone from a latrine somewhere outside the Milky Way. You accidentally flew to the Milky Way. If Master Lei hadn't taken care of you, you would have been killed long ago!"
"Now that you and I are living in the mortal world, you still need my care..."
When Tang Fan heard this, he couldn't help but look back.
Although Ben Lei Beast's words were obviously bragging, there was still a hint of domineering about him, and he felt like he was haunting the world.
"Lei Ba, you still like to brag so much! I think back then, if the Nine Profound Saints had not pitied you, you would have been reduced to ashes! Can I still keep you till now?"
"Looking back at me, when Jiuxuan saw me for the first time, he said that I was the number one immortal stone in the universe! It was he who personally laid out the formation for me, allowing me to absorb hundreds... no, tens of millions of years.
The essence of the galaxy, and gave me the sacred mission to unify the galaxy!"
"Of course, although you are not as good as me, you are not too bad. Jiuxuan once said that I am the number one immortal stone, and you can also be ranked second!"
The weapon spirit has a stern look on his face, with a bit of contempt in his eyes, and is even more arrogant than the Thunder Beast.
However, compared to the arrogance of the Thunder Beast, he has a hint of maturity and stability, and a faint hint of imperial power.
But this imperial power is a bit awkward no matter how you look at it, as if you are imitating others.
"Fart, when Lord Lei became famous, you were still receiving the shower of my thunder light! Among all the fairies in the Milky Way world, which one didn't throw himself into my arms?"
"What is the thing in the fairy world that I don't know?"
"Do you know the real reason for the war in the fairy world?"
"Do you know the true meaning of the existence of the two saints Youying and Zhuming?"
"Do you know why you ended up in the Milky Way?"
"I……"
The thunder beast spoke loudly, making the weapon spirit speechless.
Qi Ling wanted to speak, but he didn't know what to say.
He looked a little confused, and then showed a hint of curiosity despite being unwilling to do so.
Tang Fan was also curious. Although he heard both of them bragging, he also gleaned some valuable information from them.
It sounds like the Thunder Beast really knows more about the fairy world than the Weapon Spirit...
The Ben Lei Beast was very satisfied with their performance, with affection flashing in his eyes, and continued to speak:
"I am the same age as Yinhe. I can be called a walking dictionary of the fairy world. Even a fart contains more than a million secrets!"
"I am loved by all the immortals, and how many girls are crazy about me!"
"Once upon a time, Fairy Bichen knelt under my crotch for a hundred thousand years, just to get a drop of my essence. Where were you then? And little Yueqiong, do you know why she rejected the Dragon Emperor's pursuit?"
"Yue Qiong ever rejected the Dragon Emperor?"
The weapon spirit looked startled, and his thinking was obviously distorted.
Tang Fan suddenly understood that although the Thunder Beast was also a remnant soul that had not fully awakened, it seemed to be more intelligent than the Weapon Spirit.
However, what he said should be ironic. Considering how Ben Lei Beast usually behaves, he is probably the lecherous guy...
"Master, come and take a look, something's not right here!"
From a deep pit not far away, the screams of silver-shining insects could be heard.