When the banquet is over, the music is over, and after the music is played, everyone is still immersed in the music, deeply immersed in it, and traveling nine days away
"Keke..." Who is this? I hate disturbing my enjoyment of the beautiful scenery.
"Welcome everyone, and thank you all for coming to the place where you can praise the girl Shishi today." At this time, while everyone was intoxicated by the sound of Shishi and the piano, Shi Niang climbed onto the platform halfway up the floor and said.
"You have also seen it. Is Miss Shishi beautiful?" Shi Niang asked. If you talk about this, I'm not sleepy anymore. You can continue.
"Beautiful!" everyone replied.
"Louder, I can't hear you!" Shi Niang said with a sweet smile.
"Beautiful!" Everyone roared in unison, and the sound shook half of Linqing City, causing a burst of barks and bursts of curses.
"Well, I heard it this time. The Shishi girl is not only beautiful, but she is also good at poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting." Shi Niang smiled.
"So Miss Shishi said, let's take a look at the skills of everyone here today to recite poems correctly." After saying this, Shiniang smiled again.
Some people are happy and some are worried. There are many old people and rough people, but there are so many beautiful things to say about talented people and beautiful women. Most people still have no ink in their hearts and only rely on money to go to restaurants.
How can one casually compose a poem, song, or verse and win the heart of a beautiful woman?
So someone reluctantly shouted loudly, "If no one can make a good work and win the favor of Miss Shishi, but Shishi deliberately says that person is a good work, then how can it count?"
"In this way, when reciting poems, not only does Shishi Girl say yes, but also 80% of the people present say yes, how about it!" Shi Niang asked.
Everyone thought for a moment and said, "We agree."
"What do you think, Miss Shishi?" Shiniang turned around and asked Shishi.
"Agree." The same cold voice came out, as comfortable as drinking an ice drink on a dog day.
Reciting poetry? I can't do it? Destroying poetry? I know a little bit about it. I wonder if I can win Shishi's heart? I guess the requirements here are not too high, so there should be no problem, right?
Lu Ren, who came back to his senses only after Shiniang made a sound, cleaned up the wine that Yuanyuan poured on him, turned away from Yuanyuan, listened to the words of Shiniang and the guests, and thought to himself.
Because he was driven away, Yuan Yuan complained. Hey, men are really like pigs. They like the new and hate the old. They can't walk when they see beautiful women.
She didn't even think about the beauty of Shishi. Even she, as a woman, was fascinated by it. What's more, what about this group of stinky men who came just for Shishi?
The scene in Wanhua Tower was quiet for a while, and everyone was lost in thought. They all hoped that they could suddenly enlighten themselves and compose a poem that would shock the world and weep about ghosts and gods. It would be passed down through the ages and the beauty would be welcomed back. It was also a kind of beautiful talk!
"I asked you, can you do it? No one has said a word for a long time. If it doesn't work, just give up. Let's go directly to the stage where the highest bidder wins!" Mei Renzang shouted loudly.
Anyway, he thought that he was uneducated and incapable of writing poems, so he gave up as soon as possible to save his few brain cells.
A man can't say he can't do it! The Meiren orangutan, who offended the public, won unanimous scorn from everyone.
No matter whether it is true or not, I can make poems, but I will not give up to Ume Renzou so straightforwardly. We are all shameless people, and we can't let others think that we are idiots. There are many people who pretend to be false.
Especially Lu Ren, who scolded you the most and made slanderous remarks one after another. Why am I so envious of your face and maintaining such a thick skin?
Your skin is really the most amazing thing about you, it can be big or small, thin or thick, or even dispensable!
Is your IQ still at the level of prenatal education? The brain is a daily necessities, I hope you don't treat it as a decoration.
If you have nothing in mind, pack more stuff, don't even have some water.
I don’t know why you always don’t think without that thing hanging around your neck.
You said that while you are alive, besides showing off how beautiful the world is, what else can you do?
Every sentence was aimed at Mei Ren's face and IQ. If he hadn't chosen poems to compliment and curse people, Lu Ren would have already won the beauty back.
"Hahahaha, my little brother's words make me very happy. I have long been unhappy with this Mei Ren orangutan. You scolded me well. You have shown me the style of my generation!"
In a private room upstairs, one of the four people in the room, two men and two women, said with a smile.
"You..." Meiren shrank his head after being scolded and did not dare to say a word. When everyone gradually calmed down, he heard someone mocking him again and turned around to yell at him.
"Who do I think he is? It turns out to be Young Master Ma Pijing!" Mei Renzang glanced at Ma Pijing and said.
"If you don't lord it over your own territory, you come here to flatter me. It's true that you can't change your nature!"
"I'm..."
Ma Pijing came down to have sex with Meiren Orang after mentioning a bottle of wine. He hated it when people used his name to make fun of him. He, Meiren Orang, violated the taboo again. This time, he was in front of such an important person and let himself lose his status. Give him a shot and he won't even know how many eyes Lord Ma has!
"Ahem." There was a light cough, and Ma Pijing instantly put away his rage, glared at Mei Renzang, turned around, went back to his room and closed the door.
"Oh, coward!" Even though Meiren looks like he is dying of exhaustion, he is a first-rate provocative person.
"Now that you've finished scolding, don't stand still. If anyone has a masterpiece, please show it to us!"
There was another round of scolding, and it didn't stop until Shiniang, who was sitting at the judges' table, spoke and asked everyone to show off their skills.
The first person to appear was a man who looked like a scholar, and he chanted.
"This woman is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, with fair skin, good looks and a good figure..."
It is a common convention that a poem should start with four lines. If there are no four lines, it is not considered a poem. However, this scholar repeated it over and over for a long time and could not complete the last line.
"Thousands of men actually bend their backs?" Lu Ren, who couldn't bear to listen, replied.
"Yes, thousands of men are vying for it!" The scholar thought of his next sentence, and everyone booed. The scholar blushed, sat down gloomily, and drank to cover up his embarrassment.
"If that counts, then I'll do it too." Meren stood up unceremoniously.
"This beauty is extraordinary. She is an immortal descended from heaven. Would you like to come to my house and sit down, and we can compete with each other every day!"
There was no need for Shishi to deny it out loud, and there was another burst of boos. This person didn't hide his thoughts at all!
"If the level of poetry is so good, then I will show my shame." Ma Pijing closed the door angrily on the second floor, opened the room again, and coughed loudly through the door.
"Fairy Shishi is so beautiful. She is as beautiful as my first love, and my soul is full of dreams. May I ask Miss Shishi if she will return my home with me?"
In order to join in the fun without losing sight of others, Ma Pijing also sang a song.
"Hahahaha~ Others say showing one's ugliness is humility, but if you show one's ugliness, you are really showing off your ugliness!" As soon as Ma Pijing finished speaking, Meiren laughed loudly after listening to Ma Pijing's poem.
"It's obviously a seven-character poem, but there are even a few extra words at the end, and it's not neat and tidy. Why do you have the nerve to say it?"
Mei Renzang made another burst of cynicism, and Ma Pijing gnashed his teeth in anger.
"In my last sentence, I just need to remove the words "Shishi girl" and add them there, just to ask about Shishi girl. You know nothing!"
"Hahahaha!" Mei Renzang laughed up to the sky again, laughing until he coughed and took a breath before calming down.
"Miss Shishi, you have already removed it, and you are still writing shitty poems, and you still want to get a shitty beauty to return? You should be less embarrassed!"
Angry, Ma Pijing slammed the door angrily and secluded himself. This chapter has been completed!