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Chapter 114; It's all the system's fault

In fact, Lu Ren's heart was also full of doubts. As he flew towards Wu Erniu's residence, he quietly asked the system in his heart, "What do you mean by those words you just asked me to say?"

"What do you mean?" the system pretended to be dumbfounded.

"Don't pretend to be stupid. I obviously didn't feel any movement or heartbeat. Why did you ask me to say that I felt movement and heartbeat?" Lu Ren said.

"Can I still harm you? We are on the same team. We both prosper and suffer. Don't worry, of course it is good for you, that's why you said that." The system said.

"What's the benefit?"

"Now is not the time for you to know. You will know then."

"when?"

The system pretended not to answer, and Lu Ren had no choice but to stop worrying, so he asked another question, "Then what do you mean by 'three arrows to kill evil spirits'?"

"Didn't Wu Erniu say that? It's just a natural wonder. It's just a coincidence. It's just a fancy name to fool people."

"Who are you fooling?"

"Fooling fools." The system said with a smile.

Lu Ren angrily scolded his mother, who was he to blame as a fool? After scolding the system for a long time, the system did not respond. When his anger subsided, he continued to ask, "Then why does the wind start to blow in that place after I plant a willow branch?"

What makes the water move?"

"At that time, noon became noon, and time passed, causing the temperature to change, and the temperature to change, causing the air flow to fluctuate. When the air flow fluctuated, the wind blew and the water moved. The water moved the wind, and the wind caused the water to move. When the water on the surface moved, the undercurrents below followed.

, eventually forming a scene of wind-blown whirlpools, it’s just a coincidence." The system explained.

"Coincidence? Then why did Wu Erniu pull out the willow branches, the wind stopped and the whirlpool became smaller, and when he planted the willow branches, the wind and water surged up again? Is this also a coincidence?" Lu Ren asked again.

"What else? Then when the wind is tired, can't you take a breath and blow again? As soon as the wind becomes smaller, the vortex will become smaller, shouldn't it? You don't really think that just an ordinary willow branch has such a great ability

Right? It's all just a coincidence!" the system said.

"Then Wu Erniu circulates his internal energy and absorbs the spiritual energy to feel cool. How should we explain it?" Lu Ren asked unwillingly.

"It was by the river. The water vapor is rich and the air is relatively humid. The internal force drives the air circulation. Isn't it normal to feel cool? It's the same as the air conditioner that blows cool breeze. It feels cool. It's normal to feel cool.

!" the system said.

"Then aren't you deceiving people?" Lu Ren said angrily.

"That's right, didn't I tell you that I'm teaching you to fool a fool? Only a fool can believe it." The system said lightly in a tone of 'Are you stupid?'

"Then what do you mean by what you specifically asked me to say at the end?" Lu Ren asked unwillingly.

"I've already said that if you fool a fool, of course you have to do a complete show. It's anticlimactic, but it ends at the end!" the system argued.

"Then what do you mean when you just said it's good for me and won't harm me? You won't be able to argue now, right? Keep making it up!" Lu Ren discovered the flaw in the system's words and hit a critical hit to hurt me.

"Of course, it is to enrich your ability to do things, increase your knowledge, and increase your style changes, so that you can become a polygonal warrior with no blind spots, adapt to various environmental changes, and strengthen your survivability!" the system said maliciously and cutely.

"Is this the reason why you let me, a fairy with a promising career, mistakenly evolve into a liar that everyone shouts about?" Lu Ren said with red eyes.

"How is that possible? I'm just increasing the diversity of your skills in re-employment positions. I'm not asking you to give up cultivating immortals and become a full-time magician. I don't have the brain-dead thinking of giving up watermelons and picking sesame seeds." System Self.

He said feeling good.

With a system that operates under the slogan ‘I’m all for your own good’, what else can you do to him? Of course you choose to forgive him... How is that possible?

The system is not Lu Ren's biological father. How could Lu Ren let him go so easily after it deceived him as well?

So, Lu Ren let the system understand how rich and colorful his vocabulary was, and how free and harmonious his style transformation was. The system fell into a dead silence and pretended to be dead, not daring to say a word.

It didn't stop until Lu Ren took the two adults and three people who were high in the air to Wu Erniu's house. Even if Jin Lian made a late lunch, they started eating together, and Lu Ren was still cursing in his heart while eating.

, and the scolding didn’t end until just before dinner started.

"Let's stop here first this time. Next time you do things like take off your pants and fart, I won't just scold you for half a day. If I don't scold you for not being able to take care of yourself for three days and three nights, it won't be over." Lu Ren patted.

He clapped his hands and said with satisfaction.

Then I feel at ease and ready to enjoy the delicacies made by Jin Lian and Wu Er Niu.

The system wiped the void generated, and he was so confused that his head and face were covered with foam stars. He thought with tears in his eyes that this could not block the sounds of the outside world, especially the host's. If he met a cursed host again, this would really make the system want to die.

I have all my heart!

It was so miserable. I kept scolding him for a long time. Is there such a rhythm as to drive the system to death? But the system did not dare to say a word of complaint or say a word, for fear of attracting Lu Ren's saliva again.

Baptism, the system doesn't want to work overtime, it can only break teeth and swallow the grievances.

At the same time, Shishi, who chased the fat and thin men and successfully killed one of them, forced one of them to burn his essence and blood, damaged his own cultivation and escaped, and waited until Ma Zhizhang, who beheaded the big guest Qing alone, and Mei, who had successfully escaped.

Ren Zang and others met with her.

"Are you all here?" Shishi stood there. When no one came over, he turned around and asked the five people.

"We have met Princess Shishi." The five of them paid their respects to Shishi.

"Princess Bing, there are five of us, and we are all here. We are too late to rescue the princess this time. I hope the princess will punish us." The five of them bowed down but did not stand up. Ma Zhizhang, who had become famous early and had a high level of cultivation, continued.

"Now that I am no longer a princess, just call me Shishi." Shishi, who has suffered all these years, has long since looked past these false reputations and no longer cares about the past, only the hatred of country and family. She has never let it go and always keeps it in her heart.

"I am extremely grateful to General Ma for rescuing me this time. I will always bear in mind your contribution. How can I punish you and other meritorious people? I hope you can survive." Shishi used her magic power to help the five people up and said.

.

"Thank you, Princess. It is our duty to rescue the princess. How dare we trouble the princess? It is a great blessing for us that the princess does not blame me for waiting for the rescue to arrive late." Ma Zhizhang said with his hand.

"There's no need to speak in an official tone, it's quite tiring. Let's just communicate as normal." Shishi said.

"Thank you, princess. Since the princess doesn't dislike it or feels condescending, I will obey your order." Ma Zhizhang replied.

"What's the point of being unyielding? I'm like a lost dog now, with no dignity to talk about." The five people hurriedly wanted to bow and apologize, but were interrupted by Shishi.

"Okay, stop being a bureaucracy. I'm disgusted with this now and I've had enough!" The five people gave up.

"By the way, I remember that there was another person who was acting and fighting with you. Where is that unfamiliar person? Why didn't he come?" Shishi asked doubtfully.

"Oh, he was just passing by to help. After the fight started from behind, I haven't seen him again. Now I don't know where he went." Ma Zhizhang replied.

He also explained to Shishi in detail the whole process of how he met Lu Ren, how Lu Ren helped them rescue Shishi, and how he made the plan.

"Lu Ren?" Shishi murmured, "He's really just a passerby."

Shishi smiles slightly, blooming like a hundred flowers.
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