"I told you not to interrupt, I just want to know what your solution is and how to do it!"
"Oh, you want to know how to do it, right?" Lu Ren asked, Wu Erniu nodded.
"If you had told me earlier, wouldn't I have told you earlier?"
Under Wu Erniu's expression of wanting to explode, Lu Ren then said, "Actually, my method is also simple. It can be summed up in one word: just beat it and that's it!"
"Is this a word?" Wu Erniu asked confused.
"Wait a minute, why is it just a fight? How to fight? Who to fight? And why? Can you tell me more details?"
"You're so stupid! You don't even understand this!" Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu with contempt, and then continued without even giving Wu Erniu time to make an expression.
"Okay, let me explain to you in detail how to fight. In fact, we first need to kill all the ruffians, scoundrels, robbers, thieves and gangsters, monsters, monsters, bastards, dogs, and people who are worse than animals in these six streets.
Beat it several times until you are convinced!"
"Oh, if the crime is serious, it will be handed over to the judicial department after the beating, and the department will convict it." Lu Ren added.
"Why? Isn't it to control environmental sanitation? Why do we have to beat them? If we beat them first and then transfer them to justice, isn't this an abuse of lynching? What is the difference between it and the underworld?" Wu Erniu asked in confusion.
"Humanistic environmental sanitation is also a type of environmental sanitation. If we don't cure the people first, it's not easy to just control the environmental sanitation first!" Lu Ren sighed and continued.
"It is because of the existence of these evil people who do whatever they want that the environment here becomes dirty and messy. If we don't control them first, even if we improve the environmental sanitation, what will happen here again? What will happen here?"
, It’s all in vain, it’s better to subdue these people from the beginning and then talk about the rest.”
"If you want to quickly control this place and ensure that it never changes back to its original state, you have to be worse than the bad guys, and the bad guys are even worse, so that they feel fearful and don't dare to do it again. When the time comes, defeat them.
Whatever you say, managing this place will get twice the result with half the effort. That’s what I said, quick results, short time consumption, I have a huge solution.”
"Is there no other, fair way?" Wu Erniu said, holding Yahuazi in his hand.
"Of course!" Lu Ren said cheerfully.
Under Wu Erniu's expression of eagerness and anticipation, he suddenly changed his tone and continued cheerfully, "It's a pity that I don't know how to do it!"
Wu Erniu's intuition was about to burst out, "Then you still talk so lively, but there are two ways to do it. It is effective quickly, it is time-consuming, and it also allows people to choose. Just say you want to be the boss!"
"
"Fuck me, how do you know what I really think? Are you the roundworm in my belly?" Lu Ren said in shock.
Wu Erniu curled his lips, "Who is that thing? It's disgusting. It seems like no one knows about it. I will not participate in this matter. I will not participate in doing bad things."
"It seems you still care about your reputation!" Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu and said with disdain.
"Who cares!" Wu Erniu said emphatically. "Do I care about my reputation? I don't want to do evil!"
"I'm just asking you, do we want to do good things for the people and do practical things?" Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu and said.
"We don't do evil for the sake of doing evil, we do it out of necessity. This is called killing monkeys and police chickens, you know? We have killed monkeys. Well, people who don't do evil know what to do. Our starting point
, it’s just to control the environmental sanitation here. If you are not here for fame, you should help us even more."
"After all, we don't have enough manpower." Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu with sincere eyes and said.
Wu Erniu also considered whether to go official. He laughed to death. There is no official. To put it bluntly, the Shangqing Sect is just a gang. Even if it occupies a larger area and has more people, it can't hide that it is a gang.
Gang facts.
If it can ensure the stability of the general environment of Linqing City under its rule, it can be regarded as a good gang with good governance, conscience, and responsibility. If you want to cover everything, stop joking. Doesn't it take time to cultivate immortality? Governance does not cost money.
Bar?
Wu Erniu thought about it carefully, "Since you are short of manpower, I will reluctantly help you. Let's talk about it first. If you are not doing this for practical purposes, if you are harming the people and acting arrogantly,
, I will quit at any time, and I will not be in conflict with you!"
"You boarded my pirate ship and still want to go ashore. What are you thinking?" Lu Ren said with a smile, and Wu Erniu suddenly changed his color.
"Why are you so nervous? Are you kidding me? The most important thing in cultivating immortals is moral retribution. I don't care about attaining enlightenment and becoming an immortal. I insist on being the boss of a village that brings disaster. Am I sick?"
Lu Ren held his forehead and said speechlessly, "We have been together for so long, but we still can't make jokes. Why are we so arrogant?"
"How could I know if you are so short-sighted?" Wu Erniu said jokingly, which made Lu Ren sigh, "Fortunately, I didn't teach you for so long."
After the three of them finished laughing, Lu Ren said, "Okay, now that we have unified our opinions and all the people are here, let me start coordinating and arranging the tasks, You Jiecuo."
You Jie looked at Lu Ren in confusion, "What are you doing?"
"What's going on? When I call you, you should answer 'yes', you know? Don't answer me 'what are you doing', you know? We are doing this again, You Jie Qi."
"Arrived... arrived?" You Jiexi replied uncertainly.
"Be decisive next time, forget it this time, remember, Wu Erniu." Lu Ren shouted in a lively manner.
"If you have something to do, just say it quickly, don't deal with these useless things." Wu Erniu said unaccustomed to Lu Ren's fault.
"One demerit. If you do it again, your salary will be deducted!" Lu Ren glanced at Wu Erniu and said displeasedly. Wu Erniu expressed his gratitude with a roll of his eyes, as if he was actually being paid.
"The roll call has been completed. Let's start dividing the tasks now. You are familiar with this place called Youjiesou. You are responsible for leading the way and participating in the battle when necessary. You are the one who leads the way. It is commonly known as the dog leg."
"Wu Erniu, your martial arts value is relatively high compared to that of You Jie Xiu. You are responsible for the main output of force, fighting and killing bad guys, and violent sanctions. You exist as a tough attacker. You are commonly known as a reckless man."
"The tasks have been divided, start taking action, and disband on the spot!" Lu Ren announced excitingly.
"How come I'm such a bitch?" You Jiexi asked as soon as Lu Ren finished speaking.
"Why have I become a reckless man?" Wu Erniu said dissatisfiedly, fortunately, at least he is better than a loser.
"Also, we both have tasks, what are you doing? Isn't it said that there are not enough people? Why do you have nothing to do?"
"Who said I have nothing to do? I'm very busy. As a conductor, commonly known as a commander, I have to sit in the rear, take charge of the overall situation, detect at any time, and deploy troops at any time. At the same time, I also have to attack important enemy targets and overcome difficulties.
Disaster."
"Stop the invading enemy's high-end combat power, adjust the command policy in time, and take precautions before it happens. I'm very busy, okay!" Lu Ren said plausibly.
Wu Erniu Dandan said sadly, "Isn't it just the beginning of the operation? Where are the strong enemies and ruffians on the spot? There are only three of us. Where are the troops and generals? Why don't you sit in the rear?"
Do you just want to be lazy and not work, so that we two can work hard?"
"Why am I such a bitch?" You Jiexiu continued.
"If you know, ask, hurry up and get to work. Go early and come back early. I'll go hunting first and then go to your sister-in-law's shop in the evening to reward everyone!" After Lu Ren finished speaking, without waiting for the two of them to react, he rushed out of Youjie's secluded home.
, took out the scooter, got on it and fled through the air.
In the blink of an eye, he was nowhere to be found. It can be seen that in order not to work, Lu Ren used all his energy to escape.