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Chapter 8; Teddy Taoist friends officially debut

As the mysterious power of the system was activated, Lu Ren straightened his sitting posture and directly entered the deep stage of meditation.

Yes, yes, yes, this is it. Every time after entering the emptying stage, when I am about to start to feel the spiritual energy, I will fall asleep in a haze because I haven’t found the spiritual energy for a long time. This time, under the guidance of the system, I will not be able to feel the spiritual energy.

Failure?

"How is it possible? Watch carefully, experience and learn with your heart!"

"Fuck you, you can hear what I'm feeling in my heart. Why don't I exit the meditation state now that you're talking to me?"

"Who am I? It's a system. It's a system with mysterious power. I'm guiding you now, so I can enter your sea of ​​consciousness and sense your thoughts!"

"Oh, you scared me!"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense and feel it with your heart."

As soon as the system finished speaking, Lu Ren felt that his consciousness became highly concentrated, and then he felt his consciousness probing out of his body. At this time, his consciousness 'saw' a group of fireflies-like light clusters flying around him.

, at this time, as long as the consciousness is close to a light group, the light group will flexibly avoid it first, and then slowly approach it, and finally it will attach to the consciousness, follow the withdrawal of the consciousness, and enter one's body together. That's it.

Just like fishing, first throw out the fishing line and bait, and then you can retract the line after the fish eats the hook. But don't rush, otherwise the fishing line will break, and don't slow down, otherwise the fish will unhook and run away. The speed is important.

Just understand it carefully.

Wait for the fish... When the spiritual energy has gathered to a certain level and the sea of ​​consciousness feels a little sore and the consciousness becomes weak, you can close the sea of ​​consciousness, withdraw the consciousness and return to the body, and then guide the spiritual energy in the body to swim in the meridians in a certain order.

Walking. After a week of walking, the spiritual power will be stored in different acupuncture points according to the different mental methods. Each acupuncture point is one of the three upper, middle and lower Dantian, and some are different.

With this first stream of spiritual energy finally being stored in the lower dantian, Lu Ren has officially entered the Qi training period, and his consciousness will not only become fuller, but also become richer and stronger due to the spiritual energy traveling around the body for a week, and then he can

The second round of fishing begins... absorbing spiritual energy into the body.

In this way, under the guidance of the system, Lu Ren didn't fully learn how to practice qi until he had memorized all the methods of inducing qi and tried it alone several times without making any mistakes. Time also passed.

Lu Ren went from excitement at the beginning to peace afterward, and one night passed.

"Ah, it feels so good. I feel like my body is full of strength! Damn it!" Lu Ren, who had practiced all night and felt refreshed, just stretched out and found Tai Hao staring blankly with dark circles under his eyes.

Looking at it for himself, Lu Ren thought he had brought in a great lover. At that time, he was so frightened that his anus tightened, he crossed his arms and said shyly. "I said, little fat girl, look at the dark circles under your eyes, it can't be..."

You didn't sleep all night, and you kept staring at me all night, right? I'm telling you, don't mess around, I don't like this!"

"..." Taihao, who felt that the amount of information Lu Ren said was a bit wrong, didn't know what to say and continued to stare at Lu Ren speechlessly.

"Say, little fat girl, you didn't really stay up all night just because you were thinking about my beauty, right?"

"Thanks!"

"Damn it, you idiot, don't come here! Ya Zhu Die Ya Zhu Die..."

The style of painting instantly changed to an indescribable state...

"Although I don't understand what you mean, I feel that when I say thank you, I may not have the same meaning as you think, because I was actually in your room and saw you break through to the beginning of Qi training, so I followed you

You said thank you!"

"Oh, what's the big deal? Isn't it just a breakthrough in getting started with Qi training? It's that simple!" Lu Ren replied sternly. He didn't even think about the fact that he only learned to guide Qi because of the system's step-by-step instructions, so that he could get started with Qi training.

Taihao was still very grateful to Lu Ren. Last night, because he had not fully memorized the qigong exercises, he was afraid that if he practiced it easily, it might cause terrible consequences ranging from severed tendons to severe consequences, so he planned to go to bed directly.

.

Hearing Lu Ren talking in the bedroom, he thought he was calling him, but when he opened the door and looked in, he found that Lu Ren was in a room with no lights, slightly emitting a hazy light that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and Lu Ren was sitting cross-legged.

The way they were sitting to draw Qi, and the time they entered the sect, Xiao Pangzhi speculated that Lu Ren was just starting to practice Qi, and he even let himself see it! Lu Ren was indeed his nobleman and did not run away, even though he was just staring at Lu Ren

Looking at it won't really help you much, but it means seeing a successful case, right? If this can help you make some detours, won't it be easier for you to successfully enter the path of cultivating immortality? As the saying goes

, One step at a time, one step at a time. Maybe because I will take less detours, my future path to immortality will be easier, faster and stronger? So a thank you is nothing compared to my future.

"I can stay here for one night and see you get started with Qi training. It only costs three taels of silver. I feel like it's worth a fortune!"

"Damn it, you idiot actually peeked at me all night. You can't deal with this for only three taels of silver now. You have to pay more!"

"..."

"Haha, I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, I don't sell myself... No, I don't sell my body as an artist." Looking at the smiling face of the little fat paper, he gradually lost his smile and became stiff. Lu Ren slapped

Haha said, "Let's go have dinner first. I haven't had breakfast for a long time. I'll show you my craftsmanship after dinner. Don't worry, I guarantee you'll be satisfied!"

"I think you should take a shower before going out, you almost stink!"

"Ah, really? I told you why there has been a smell lingering on the tip of my nose since I woke up. I thought it was because you had stuffed it in your trouser pocket. I was too embarrassed to say it. The feelings are mine, sniff... ugh...

..." Lu Ren, who almost vomited after smelling the stench on his body, rushed out of the door and said, "Let me deal with it before we talk!"

Taihao actually didn't know that when Lu Ren was guided by the system to practice Qi, he was also baptized by the spiritual energy while observing. Although there might only be a trace of spiritual energy left in his body, it also had a profound effect on him.

It is of great benefit. It will make it easier for him to get started when cultivating immortals and qi. If he knew about this, he would definitely give Lu Ren money to express his gratitude. Anyway, he also knows that although Lu Ren is rich, he loves money very much. He is a chubby boy.

He is also a person who is not short of money, and he is not a stingy person...



"Congratulations to the host for officially getting started with qi training. Due to the host's preference, the host is given a special reward of 100 copper points to purchase a must-win skill [Bounce the Brain]. The system automatically deducts the money successfully, and the skill is credited to the account. The credit is successfully credited. Please sign for it."

, signed successfully. [Bounce the Brain] is a must-hit skill. As long as the host’s middle finger is bent against the belly of the thumb, the gesture must be activated. It must be activated within five seconds! You can choose to lock on the target. If there is no target, the gesture will be activated.

Automatically locks on the host and activates it. If there is a target, it will be forcibly bounced on its head. This skill has no damage and will only make the head red and swollen. It can be wrapped up and dropped, and it will be accompanied by a heart-wrenching pain.

Directly to the soul." Lu Reng had just fetched water into the house and took the powerful detergent soap purchased from the system. When he was about to clean up his own hygiene problems, he suddenly heard the system's prompt tone. This was a reward, but

What does it mean to deduct money?

"I said you have to do it when I'm taking a shower and I'm not allowed to broadcast at all. Isn't your skill a bit useless? It has no lethality! Other people's skills are astonishing.

Yes, I want this skill to be of any use? I’m still deducting money! Isn’t it a reward? What do you mean by still deducting money?”

“This is the cost of customizing your skills and delivering them to your doorstep!”

"Let me ask you, what is the use of this rubbish skill?"

"There are no rubbish skills, only rubbish users. Explore them yourself!"

"Can I return it?"

"Once the exclusive skills are customized, they will never be returned or exchanged!"

"What! No refund! Have you asked me? You just gave me this rubbish skill without even asking. If you don't give me a refund, you'll still be deducting money!"

"Special rewards are automatically determined by this system."

"Give me your money back!"

"Don't even think about it, it's impossible! Just accept the reality, brother!"

"Ah! You're cheating me! You profiteer! I'll kill you with one hit. It's a really magical skill - [Bounce the Brain]! Ouch... it hurts, it hurts..." He received a blow from himself.

Lu Ren squatted on the ground and rubbed the bump on his forehead. The pain really penetrated his heart and reached his soul!

"Ah, hahahaha... come on! Hurt each other! Keep playing! Aren't you incapable of hearing? Aren't you making me give in? You keep playing!"

"Revenge, this is Hong Guoguo's revenge!"

"So what! Come on! Play me! Hahahaha..."

"Just wait for me!" Lu Ren, who was timid, said harshly, and then continued to take a shower...

"Ouch, ouch... if not, I can just hold a soap!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... can't the left hand also work?"



"Brother Lu, why do you have three extra bumps on your head after taking a shower?" Taihao asked in confusion as he saw Lu Ren's head with one bump on the left, middle and right.

"I'm telling you, don't ask what you shouldn't ask! Did you know that if you know too much, you will be silenced?" Lu Ren, who was burning with anger, said bitterly.

Taihao, who instantly became timid, replied decisively, "Oh, okay!"

"Little Fatty, your name is really not good. You will be bullied a lot in the future. You can't meet kind-hearted people like me every time. Have you considered changing your name?"

"I have indeed thought about it, but I don't know what name I should change it to. I would like to ask Brother Lu if he has any advice?"

"I don't dare to take it, I don't dare to take it. I can't even speak of high opinion. I only have two rough suggestions. Since your surname is Tai, I suggest you keep your surname unchanged. One is to change it to a single name with the character "Di", and the other is to split the character "Hao".

What do you think about forming a name?"

After thinking about it for a while, the little fat man said, "Brother Lu, I think both names match me very well. I don't know which one to choose for the moment. Brother Lu, do you have any good suggestions?"

"Well... I think your name can definitely be called Teddy. Aren't you going to become an immortal and become a Taoist? From now on, your Taoist name can be called Teddy!"

"Thank you, Brother Lu, for borrowing Brother Lu's kind words! Well, I think it's feasible. From now on, I will be called Teddy, and my nickname will be Tairtian!" The former Taihao, now Teddy, said happily.

From then on, there was a heinous madman in the world of immortality. He usually looked very kind, and felt like he could be bullied by anyone. But as soon as his temper got angry, he entered a certain state, or when fighting, he became brutal.

Boundless! Another jingle was sung.

say--

Who dares to say invincible?

Who dares to say that he is invincible!

Once the character Hao is taken apart,

Call all the immortals to worship!
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