Chapter 145 Why Didn't You Kill Yourself Stupidly?
Welcome the morning glow to watch the sunrise, send the sunset glow to watch the moon rise,
Watch the flowers blossom and fall, wait for the tide to rise and bloom,
Lu Ren, who has been far away from the mortal world, has officially entered the pace of Xianyun Yehe's life of cultivating immortals. He has finally cultivated immortality, and he still feels as tired as working. What are you doing?
Are you trying to improve the humanistic and cultural development of people in this world, or are you trying to boost the GDP of people from other worlds?
Don't make trouble, Lu Ren doesn't have that much leisure, and doesn't have that big ideal. The only pursuit of working in the past was to wait until he had money to be free, unrestrained, and eat, drink and have fun as he pleased.
Now that I have become an immortal, I have such a long life, and I don’t need to enjoy the natural scenery and feel the beauty of nature. Could it be that I took the wrong medicine?
Anyway, now that he has cultivated his skills, no one cares about where he wants to go, what he hunts and what he eats. If he doesn’t give himself a long vacation and enjoy life, then when will he wait? Do he have to wait until he can no longer walk or play? Do you want to go again after moving?
"Zi~liu~ha!"
"Cool!"
"I'm telling you, in a season like this, under a shady tree, in a place with little water flow and a little dirty, it's the most suitable place. I guarantee you'll catch the right one every time. Just listen to me, you're right!"
Wearing large colorful trousers, a large white vest, slippers, and a straw hat on his head, he sat on a pony under the shade of a tree, just like an old farmer who had just returned from working in the fields, sitting under the shade of the tree to enjoy the cool air.
After taking a sip of the freshly brewed tea, he broke out in a hot sweat, shook it a bit, and tied a wooden pole with silk thread hanging into the water in his hand, Lu Ren said to himself leisurely.
"What are you fishing for?" The system asked helplessly as Lu Ren looked at Lu Ren, who had been showing off for half a year without making any progress.
Lu Ren casually lifted up the chicken legs tied on the string, looked at them, and found that there was still no delivery. He casually answered the system, "Shrimp!"
"You're blind!" the system said angrily, "I just don't have eyes, but I can see!"
"Who said you are blind? The old peacock spreads his tail, I mean I am fishing for shrimps." Lu Ren took a sip of hot tea and spoke in a calm tone.
"Don't you want to drink beer for dinner? It won't be fun without crayfish as a companion."
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, and you eat in different ways, and you don't care about your cultivation? You are the big brother here to cultivate immortality!" The system couldn't help but get annoyed.
"How about you change to a foodie in another world, and I change to a mukbang system? Do you dare to pursue it?"
Lu Ren's eyes lit up and his heart skipped a beat, 'Really?' He almost blurted out!
After half a year of being nurtured by nature, Lu Ren, who luckily found some face, resisted the system's tempting offer that was hard to refuse, and said unconfidently, "No way, I have been practicing cultivation recently and increasing my cultivation." All right."
"What about your current training results?" the system asked knowingly.
"...Does gaining twenty pounds count?" Lu Ren said shyly.
"..." The system was speechless, and a mouthful of old blood rushed straight to his forehead. "How about we change careers? Cultivation to immortality is too dangerous and too tiring. Maybe these are really not suitable for you."
"That's okay. I didn't want to practice immortality in the first place, but you forced me to practice it. If I change my career, I support it with both hands and feet," Lu Ren said nonchalantly.
This is impossible. The system knows that this is just wishful thinking of the two of them, and it is impossible. The system sighed silently and calmed down. Not wanting to have such a tense situation between them, the system changed the subject in a soft tone.
"There are no crayfish in this river. You can't catch them. You'd better find another dinner."
"How is it possible? I fished when I was a child. In this kind of river and in this kind of terrain, it is easy to catch crayfish." Lu Ren, who also knew that he was having extravagant hopes and was also trying to repair the relationship, was questioned by the system and still endured it.
He couldn't help but argue.
"You also said that since you were a child, pollution and hunting are so serious now. The crayfish in the river are not as easy to catch as before." The system explained.
"And this is a different world of cultivating immortals. Crayfish are an invasive alien species. There are only clear shrimps in fresh water and large lobsters in salt water, but they are not that kind of crayfish. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals are also talking about the kind of large lobsters. All of them say
It’s from Crayfish, it’s all tampering, it’s all heresy!”
"You said they are invasive alien species. People like me who have traveled through time are also alien invaders, aren't they? Since there can be time-travelers, it is not normal for crayfish to exist in freshwater rivers in other worlds.
"?" Lu Ren said, scratching his neck.
"..." The system said helplessly, "If you are so stubborn, there is nothing wrong with you. But there are indeed no crayfish in this river, only shrimps."
"How can you be so sure? I don't believe it!" Lu Ren said unconvinced.
"I haven't used it for half a year, and you have forgotten that I have a scanning function? As soon as I scan it, won't I know what is in the river? Besides, you have your own spiritual consciousness now, so you don't need my system's scanning function, you use your own spiritual consciousness
Just scan it and you’ll know it,” the system said tiredly.
"Didn't I forget that I still have spiritual consciousness that I can use?" Lu Ren said shyly.
"Forgot?" The system couldn't help but open the high-profile door and exclaimed.
"You can forget the basic skills of a monk. It seems that you have really not practiced at all in the past six months! I thought I had wronged you!"
"We get along with each other day and night, don't you ask this question knowingly? Why do you doubt that your record is good?" Lu Ren pouted his lips and said, "You must believe in your own abilities!"
"Then I should really thank you for your continued trust in me!" the system said in a suppressed tone.
"We are all our own people, there is no need to be so polite." Lu Ren waved his hand and stood up after speaking.
"There are not even crayfish in this small river. It has failed to live up to my expectations. It is simply intolerable. What can't be tolerated! Today I will let you know what fried fish is!"
After Lu Ren said angrily, he took out a grenade, pulled out the ring, and threw it into the small river. With a loud "Boom!", the small river successfully stopped flowing, and the river water splashed everywhere on the bank, and there were also
There were fish and shrimps that were still alive, lying motionless in the soil.
"Ah! It's such a loud noise, I'm deaf!"
Lu Ren, who was covered in mud and blackened by his own explosion, covered his ears with his hands, screamed.
"How dare you throw the rune grenade at your own feet and detonate it, how come you didn't blow yourself up!" The system, which was about to be manipulated by Lu Ren, cried out in anger. Unfortunately, Lu Ren could not receive any sound now.
Fortunately, Lu Ren forgot to transfer mana and activate the grenade pattern. Otherwise, maybe Lu Ren could try and see if he could restart the game...
After Lu Ren cleaned up his miserable appearance that was blown up beyond recognition by the rune grenade, and buried the crime scene where he had tricked countless fish and shrimps to death, he picked out the fish and shrimps that had committed suicide this time and returned home with a load, and turned to the place where he now lives in seclusion.