Lu Ren once again put on his night clothes and a simplified version of his strange face, disguised himself as a commonly used face, saw the right moment, jumped up, and once again successfully escaped from the wall of Prince Kang's Palace without alerting any guards.
On the roof of the house, he jumped to the top of the dry toilet inside the wall of Prince Kang's palace...
On the toilet at the beginning, everything else depends on the waves, so there is no problem.
"It's going to be a massacre!"
After Lu Ren published this course of action, he started the activity of this unjust act and embarked on a journey to lead the chaos in Prince Kang's palace.
Lu Ren rolled his eyes again because he was smoked. He covered his mouth and nose skillfully, and turned over and got off the toilet roof. The smell should not be mentioned, it was... so good... that's weird!
The smell is not only pungent, but also a bit spicy to the eyes!
Lu Ren quickly ran forward a few steps, and after avoiding the source of pollution, he fanned the air in front of his eyes and took a deep breath to change the unclean air in his mouth and nose.
In other words, if you inhale through your nose, your sense of smell will smell the odor in the air. But if you use your mouth instead, will you not be able to smell the odor?
Wait, does this seem to be the same as eating it in the mouth? Hey... it seems to be even more disgusting!
Lu Ren, who was dizzy from being smoked, suddenly moved forward. As soon as he reached the servant area and the full moon exit, he met a man wearing a helmet and armor, holding a knife in a creaking nest. The leaves he held in his right hand should have been picked from the bushes in front of him.
Middle, now pulled.
The left hand pressed tightly against the guard, and the guard looked panicked and anxious. He almost bumped into his arms, and both of them looked stunned at the same time.
"Why did you leave your post without permission? I wonder if the palace is in a special period now and needs to be more vigilant?"
"Who are you? Which battalion, company, and platoon you are from? Please tell me your name and get a demerit." Lu Ren said before anyone else.
The guard immediately panicked. He stopped holding the leaf and pressed it partially. He immediately cupped his fists and saluted, "Sir, I am..." Wait, something seems wrong...
"Touch!" There was a soft sound, and the guard fell down in response.
Lu Ren stepped forward to help the guard, preventing him from falling to the ground, and made a sound to alert other guards.
"What a danger. I was almost exposed. Fortunately, I made a smart beep and calmly dealt with it, and the crisis was resolved."
"With such an IQ, you still dare to take advantage of others during work hours, skip your job, and go to the toilet. Isn't it just free for others to take advantage of? Isn't it okay if you do your duty faithfully and work hard?"
Lu Ren dragged the unconscious guard, randomly found an empty and unoccupied servant room, and put him on the kang.
"Who asked me to be kind-hearted and let you sleep on the kang? If you meet others, they will just find a corner and throw it away."
"Well, while I'm at work, I'm lazy and looking for a place to sleep. I hope you can withstand the consequences of tomorrow." Lu Ren said to himself while looking at his masterpiece.
Lu Ren clapped his hands and turned to leave, "Wait a minute, I just said to take advantage of the opportunity..."
Lu Ren suddenly looked back and looked at the guard who was lying on the kang, unconscious, unable to move, and not knowing how to resist, just like looking at the big bad wolf who could no longer struggle and had roasted his goat, just waiting for his meal.
"The mountain man thought of a clever plan"
"I'm sorry!" Lu Ren said with an evil smile, and slowly leaned towards the guard who was wandering around like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
"Shouldn't it be the mountain man who has his own clever plan?" The system bubbled up.
"Ingenious ideas are all thought out. The mountain man came up with an ingenious plan, and there is nothing wrong with it."
"Haha, as long as you are happy." Pao was stabbed mercilessly by Lu Ren, and the system continued to sink and dive.
It took Lu Ren twenty seconds to take off the guard's clothes from the outside to the inside, and it took twenty minutes to dress himself from the inside to the outside.
It's faster to take off other people's clothes than to dress yourself, so there's nothing wrong with that.
After checking, it was found that it was not worn backwards or wrong. It was exactly the same as what the guard was wearing before.
"As expected of me, I look equally handsome no matter what I wear."
After Lu Ren finished bragging, he then modified his mana to a level, fluctuated, and used a shielding ring to make it almost the same as that of the guard. Finally, he even changed his face to look exactly like that of the guard before walking out of the room.
The Zhengzhen guard was left alone, wearing a thin piece of cloth, lying on the kang shivering.
Gradually, some strange object seeped out of his body uncontrollably, and a mysterious smell also spread...
It seems that his body has reached the limit of endurance...
Well, it was more or less unbearable to watch, and the camera couldn't bear the influence of this mysterious smell. He quickly exited the room and followed Lu Ren away. In the room, only the sound of snoring could be heard...
Since we can't see it, let's not explore it. Let's follow the running camera and watch the footage it spreads.
Lu Ren walked out of the room, picked up the saber and hung it on his left waist. He walked out of the Yuanyue exit in an open manner, pulled out the spear guarded by the slipper, casually inserted it into the bushes, held it in his hand, and continued to walk forward.
Just when Lu Ren didn't know what to do next, a group of patrolling guards came towards him. Lu Ren immediately panicked and wanted to turn around and run away. Then he thought, isn't that right? Isn't he one of the guards now?
Why panic? Stay steady, we can win...
After the guard approached Lu Ren, the leader's voice came quietly, "Why are you standing there so stupidly? Return to the team quickly."
It was so easy to find the organization!
Lu Ren did not answer, so he was exposed. He held a long gun and happily walked to the end of the patrol team. He successfully started the mission of patrolling and protecting Prince Kang's palace as an intruder who caused chaos.
"Why did it take so long to go to the toilet?" Lu Reng had just returned to the team and was walking and patrolling with the team. Not long after, the guard in front of him came over and asked questions without turning around.
What should I do? Lu Ren didn't dare to answer at all. Wouldn't he be exposed if he opened his mouth? Could it be that the perfect opportunity to infiltrate was aborted at the beginning?
Just when Lu Ren was impatient and didn't know what to do, he was planning to break the boat and break out of the siege at the risk of exposing his identity. The leader of the team at the front turned out to be the boss of the team. His scolding could be heard in the distance.
"Stop your voice and watch the night carefully. This is a special period. Don't whisper to each other. Don't embarrass me."
"Cheer up and work hard to discover the figure of the thief and make great achievements!"
"If you dare to be off duty for such a long time, I will deal with you tomorrow when I get off duty!"
Thank you Lao Tie for speaking up and saving my life!
"..." The system uses idioms indiscriminately, forget it, as long as you are happy.
"You still say you are not allowed to speak. You have obviously said more than anyone else." The mutterings of the guards in front of Lu Ren came silently and could not be heard. It seems that this guy is also a master who is not afraid of things.
The leader's last words were obviously meant for Lu Ren...
As for the guard who was knocked unconscious by Lu Ren, the guard sneaked into the toilet during work and will be punished tomorrow. What does it mean to imprison a passerby?
Lu Ren was kind enough to help him replace his duties, so that he would not be found out for completely neglecting his duties and be severely punished!
Therefore, he should thank this passerby for thinking... Lu Ren so shamelessly.
Finally, with a cold snort from the leader at the front, the entire team became completely silent. Lu Ren was also happy and relaxed, mingling freely among the team and looking for opportunities to do evil.