It was such a quiet and peaceful morning. How long had it been since I became a general that I had not slept until I woke up naturally? It had been so long that even I had forgotten it.
The whole day is spent either dealing with military affairs or busy meditating and practicing.
Ah, it feels so comfortable to sleep until you wake up naturally!
Wait, where is this? Why am I sleeping on the floor? Or under the table? What's going on?
Oh, I remember, I received the prince’s secret order yesterday. Only the prince and I knew about it, not even the main character Princess Pingyang knew about it.
I specially disguised myself and hid under the table in the living room of Princess Pingyang's boudoir. I wanted to give that shameless scoundrel who dared to act recklessly and bully the princess, who was also my so-called savior, a head-on blow!
Catch this, the bastard who always disturbs the princess's dream these days has been brought to justice, oh, what an ungrateful task, repaying kindness with revenge!
But for the sake of the prince, and for the sake of Princess Pingyang, I am willing to be this evil person, and I will bear all the punishments alone!
Alas, why did I wander off again? How could I be so quiet and sleep until early in the morning? Why is the attic so quiet? Where is Princess Pingyang? Where is that villain? Has he been here already?
Could it be that his sinful ideas have succeeded again?
Damn...fuck!
So, my mission this time has failed, right? Because for some reason I don’t know, I slept until now, so my mission has failed, right?
What a damn! Because of my carelessness, I accidentally fell asleep, causing the prince's perfect plan to fail in my own hands, right?
How abominable! Has this left a major and indelible stain on my life history of being conscientious, loyal, and invincible?
Damn it! Damn it! Ah!!!
General Zhao, mad with hatred, hurriedly got out from under the table, jumped out of Princess Pingyang's boudoir and ran, heading in a certain direction and disappearing from sight. He wanted to redeem his stain and go to plead guilty.
Only a group of personnel on duty were left, watching General Zhao go away with bewildered expressions.
Isn’t this General Zhao? It’s a monster. Princess Pingyang’s boudoir hides a man!
What is going on? Princess Pingyang’s boudoir is deserted, isn’t it? I just saw Princess Pingyang angrily taking her maids and leaving somewhere unknown. Why did General Zhao run out of her boudoir?
?
Could it be that the recent incident that caused a lot of uproar and filled the city with the intrusion of Princess Pingyang at night was actually committed by an acquaintance?
Is the culprit the immortal genius, General Zhao?
What a big mouthful of melon...so sweet...
But he said he was ignorant and always thought that it was actually because the atmosphere under the table in Princess Pingyang's boudoir was so good that he fell asleep without knowing it.
General Zhao, who didn't know the real reason but that Lu Ren's colorless, odorless, smokeless and dustless Mist Pill played a vital role, rushed all the way.
He even used the body skills he had learned over the years. When he asked where Prince Mingkang was at this time, he ignored the man's subsequent dissuasion and rushed straight into Prince Kang and Princess Pingyang.
in the living room.
It was also the father and daughter who were in the famous scene of severing ties, disregarding family ties, and fighting each other.
The main reason is that Princess Pingyang is at war, and Prince Kang is being hunted down...
General Zhao rushed into the living room. After seeing the person who looked like Prince Kang, he didn't care if the other circumstances were wrong. He glided in mid-air and hit his knees on the courtyard paved with solid marble tiles, smashing them immediately.
Several marble tiles.
Difficulty factor, two stars.
Then General Zhao knocked his head to the ground, hitting the gap between the marble bricks, and smashed four more marble bricks.
Difficulty factor, three stars.
"Your Majesty, the general has betrayed your trust and entrustment. According to your secret order, he hid in Princess Pingyang's boudoir last night. Unknowingly, he actually fell asleep. As a result, your Majesty this time
A flawless plan wasted."
General Zhao kowtowed heavily to Prince Kang's back, "Your Majesty, this general is guilty and deserves death. Please punish me severely..."
The moment General Zhao just kowtowed, he glanced over and saw that there seemed to be someone hanging on Prince Kang's body. At first, General Zhao didn't pay attention and continued to speak according to the confession he had prepared.
Then he kowtowed again to deepen his sincerity, take the mistakes he had made seriously, and sincerely come to apologize for his persuasiveness, and then took another look.
Gradually, the picture that was just fed back to him caught up with the speed at which his brain was processing the problem.
Wait, the one hanging on Prince Kang, biting Prince Kang's shoulder, pinching Prince Kang's arm with one hand, grabbing Prince Kang's beard with the other, and pulling it down, seems to be a woman.
However, why is this woman who is dressed up and has a good temperament a bit weird? Why does it always feel like one of her heads is as big as two?
General Zhao quietly raised his head and took another furtive glance. Well, isn't this Princess Pingyang?
Isn't this the princess of Pingyang whom he wants to secretly protect during this secret mission? Why does she have one head and two heads?
Oh, it's all covered in bruises and swollen from bullets. Is it because I failed to protect it last night, so it's hard evidence of the crime?
It's going to happen!
"General Zhao, are you okay with your visit?" Princess Pingyang asked, pulling Prince Kang's beard.
Princess Pingyang turned a blind eye to Prince Kang's hint that "there are outsiders, let's save some face for my father."
General Zhao was lying on the ground at this time, wishing that there was a hole in the ground. It would be best for him to get in. "Thank you, Princess, for your concern. General Zhao is doing very well recently."
"You are very good, but my recent life has not been good at all, especially last night!" Princess Pingyang shouted in a high tone, "My life has been extremely miserable!"
In General Zhao's intuitive mind, two big words were playing in a loop: "I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
"If I heard correctly, General Zhao just said that you were hiding in my boudoir until this morning, right?"
"Father, this is what you call a flawless, foolproof, easy-to-capture plan, right? Let a man openly hide in my boudoir and spend the night!"
"Father, where do you put my face? You still think your daughter's face is not completely humiliated, right? You have to completely ruin your daughter's reputation before you give up, right?"
Prince Kang smiled brightly: "Isn't this a female cultivator in the house who died in battle the last time I went out with you two? Isn't this a last resort, a last resort, and a father's decision?"
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"I originally thought that I would win the battle with a surprise and capture the thief in one fell swoop, thereby completely changing the image of the palace. Who would have thought that General Zhao slipped up at the critical moment and actually fell asleep!"
"Let the father's perfect plan be ruined!"
After Prince Kang finished speaking, he glared at General Zhao angrily. As a result, General Zhao lay on the ground, as if he was asleep, without raising his head at all. He pretended not to hear anything the father and daughter said, making Prince Kang seem to be playing the piano to a cow.