"You said, will that bastard come today?" Princess Pingyang, who still couldn't sleep after a long time, suddenly asked.
"..." remained silent.
"Who is better, you or that bastard? Can you beat him?"
"..." remained silent.
"I'm talking to you, why don't you answer? Are you polite? Are you, General Zhao, too arrogant?"
Are you drifting off, or am I unable to lift the knife? Have you forgotten how I, the princess, beat you both until you screamed today? How long ago did you forget? Why is your memory so bad? Is it still there?
Do you need my princess to help you recall your memories?
——The inner monologue of Princess Pingyang.
To answer or not to answer? Pretend to hear, or pretend not to hear? This seems to be a question!
——General Zhao’s inner monologue.
"Reporting to the princess, I have never fought with that person, so I don't know who will win and who will lose." General Zhao decided to give it a try. Eavesdropping should have less consequences than being defiant, right?
"Sure enough, you have been eavesdropping on my princess's activities. Sooner or later, I will tell my father and send you to the palace!" Princess Pingyang said quietly.
Oops, it seems that I made the wrong choice. When I meet a princess who has learned bad things, she always talks about this matter. I really can't stand it!
Whether it's death or not, health is more important than being arrogant!
Sure enough, I still made the wrong choice. Is there still a chance to choose again?
"Didn't you meet him? Don't you know what his cultivation level is? Why do you say you haven't fought before and you don't know who will win and who loses? Are you deliberately deceiving me because you think this princess has no cultivation level?"
Princess Pingyang did not give General Zhao a chance to make another choice. She directly confirmed the fact that General Zhao had been eavesdropping and asked persuadingly.
"Cultivation doesn't mean everything. It doesn't mean that you will win if you have high cultivation, but you may also capsize. That's why the general said that there is nothing that can be compared, so he can't make a guarantee, and he doesn't mean to deceive the princess."
General Zhao replied as if he was resigned to his fate.
"You also said that you did not deceive me. You have been eavesdropping on me. Why did you pretend not to hear me just now? Is it because you have bad intentions?" Princess Pingyang said unreasonably and aggressively.
Can we still have a good conversation today? That sweet, sensible and lovely princess turned into a sinister woman for some unknown reason and kept targeting me. It’s really hard for me!
——General Zhao’s sad inner monologue.
The shivering General Zhao also lost the enthusiasm to talk to Princess Pingyang. He stood up and walked to the window. He found a boudoir. With three windows closed, he felt a little airless and bored. He felt dizzy and wanted to sleep.
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Logically speaking, this shouldn't be the case. After all, I am considered to have advanced cultivation, and I am one step away from successfully entering the stage of spiritual transformation.
Although it is not an invincible existence, it is still a top-notch combat power. It's not just that the air is not circulating, and it makes you feel dizzy and sleepy, right? It's really weird.
General Zhao walked to the window, opened some more gaps, and looked at the night outside the window of Princess Pingyang's boudoir. Not to mention, it was indeed the boudoir of Princess Pingyang. It was quiet and elegant. When you opened the window, you could see a gurgling river.
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It cleanses the mind and cultivates the sentiment. The gentle breeze on the river blows on the face, making people dizzy, feeling relaxed and happy, and it is so beautiful.
Ah, rich and powerful people do enjoy it. In the courtyard where they live, a river is artificially dug to bring in living water and inject life into it.
There are koi carps in the river. They don't stop even at night and jump out of the water from time to time. Do they feel that the water is too boring and want to breathe fresh air?
Well, these koi are really big, and they look plump, tender and delicious. If you have time, do you want to steal them... ahem, pick up a few and taste them?
Warm up two more pots of old wine, tsk, it won't work, I can't think about it anymore, I am a mature monk, how could I be affected by the mere desire of words and words, and it is really wrong.
The prince and the princess have taken good care of me, so how can I care about the koi that his family worked so hard to raise under the guise? Why, have I also fallen? It is wrong to have such a weak Taoist heart.
It seems that it was because the princess's boudoir had too many closed windows and the air was stuffy, which made me sleepy and confused, and later I became filled with lust.
Alas, that thief is really not a son of a man. He can take a good boudoir and force it to block three windows, leaving only one door and two windows in the front. It is really a heinous crime.
Don't let me catch him, otherwise he will be unable to eat and carry around!
I was really bored, dizzy and wanted to sleep, but I saw such a big black fish jumping out of the water.
What kind of fish is this and why does it grow so big? It's flying straight towards me. Well, it looks like I have a snack for tomorrow!
Do you want to eat it now?
It shouldn't be too bad to release poison late at night and disturb Princess Pingyang's sleep, right?
Otherwise, the princess who has fallen asleep will send me to the palace to be a eunuch again.
Oh, this princess has been bad at learning recently and has become vulgar.
It seems that what the thief did in the past few days has dealt a huge blow to the princess, causing her temperament to change suddenly.
Wait, the princess was still very energetic when she was chatting with me. Why did she fall into a deep sleep in the blink of an eye? And all the maids in the room also fell asleep in the blink of an eye?
Why does the black fish getting closer and closer in front of me look like it has a human face?
Wait, why does it feel like I’ve seen this face before somewhere? In my groggy head, I can’t remember it for a while...
Ah, I remembered where I saw it. Isn't this the thief who has troubled the palace for a long time and harassed the princess for several nights?
It wasn't until I got closer that I realized that my heavy head was just slow in thinking.
Wait, wo...fuck...
"Phew, it's finally my turn, get ready to die!"
I saw Lu Ren put on the black technology diving suit that he had just rented from the system. The one-night rental fee was as high as 500 copper points, covering the whole body with black technology.
Put on a swimming cap, goggles, a strange face, change into your usual appearance, put on a shielding ring, shield yourself into the air. With such meticulousness, you start this unjust infiltration plan that comes and goes without a trace -
-diving.
Since the difficulty of ground invasion was a bit high, Lu Ren decisively chose to give up and do as he pleases and dive into the water.
Because it was dived from the water, it was natural that it would come and go without a trace.
Lu Ren arrived at Prince Kang's Mansion, which had been identified through system scanning. The upper reaches of the river was also the location closest to Princess Pingyang's boudoir, and he jumped...
I jumped to the other side of the river...
Cough, made a mistake, got excited, used too much strength...
Lu Ren was still accustomed to evaluating his own jumping ability based on the strength of ordinary people, so he accidentally used too much force and jumped to the other side of the river...