"It feels like I have heard the fragrance along the way. I ride on my motorcycle and take you to see the sun never set. It will never turn over..."
"Stop singing! The magic sound is filling your ears! Even if it's out of tune, the lyrics are completely wrong! Who are you trying to torture!"
"You know what? We all know that singing is for emotional catharsis and resonance, but do you know what the highest state of singing is? It is self-pleasure! Having music in your heart will naturally make you happy!"
"You don't care what I sing!"
The person who sang the song was none other than Lu Ren, who was on his way to rescue, and the one who protested against sound pollution was naturally the system.
That day, Lu Ren had just barely taken a second look when he was given a mission to rescue the beautiful senior sister, Wang Xueqi. This scared Lu Ren during the following competitions. But he was honest.
After the game, I basically ran back to Xiaopangzhi's residence, never taking another look at the unnecessary excitement, for fear that the mission mechanism would issue another mandatory mission to trick me.
Every day is a mess of eating, sleeping and eating...
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When the task time came today, Lu Ren came out of the mountain and was on his way to rescue Senior Sister.
Other immortal cultivators all fly with swords, but Lu Ren is different. He thinks it is too tiring to fly on a flying sword, and it is not impressive enough.
After comprehensive consideration of its own technical issues, financial resources, etc.
So Lu Ren made a small motorcycle with a panoramic sunroof, free acceleration, free change of direction, controllable and flyable type.
That's right, it's just an ordinary motorcycle-shaped motorcycle, but it can be driven by mana and fly in the air.
At this time, he was riding his motorcycle and flying in the air.
As for the small motorcycle Lu Ren made, in addition to being larger in size and consuming more spiritual energy, flying while seated is much more energy-saving than flying while standing.
Because it is a controllable, mana-output type of flying in the air, Lu Ren does not even need to control the handlebars, and has completely realized the dangerous driving, the highest level of death-defying driving skills.
Lu Ren not only lost the handlebars, but also put his feet up on the handlebars, held his head in his hands, and lay on his back on the seat to fly. The degree of suicide was: five stars.
I can’t even stand the system anymore——
"I said you can fly to the sky on a motorcycle, and you can fly lying down on your back. Why don't you just make a sofa and fly? It's comfortable to sit on. Or just make a bed, reach it in one step, and fly lying down?"
This suggestion...even if you don't listen!...To try to dissuade someone in the opposite direction is really outrageous!
"Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier? You clearly knew that I was making a motorcycle just to use it when I was on the road. Why didn't you remind me when I was doing it?" Lu Ren gave up as soon as he heard what the system said.
Standing on your feet, you sit upright in vain.
What kind of strange object is this? Why haven’t you seen it flying in the sky? Go and have a look!
A curious little bird originally saw Lu Ren flying in the sky on a motorcycle. In order to see clearly, it turned out to be a magical thing flying in the sky.
So he came closer and flew closer to Lu Ren, but Lu Ren suddenly raised his head. The bird couldn't dodge and hit Lu Ren's head, so it hit him!
"Ah!" A scream rang out, and Lu Ren collided with the plane in the air and was forced to make an emergency landing.
Therefore, when riding, you must wear a safety helmet. If you ride incorrectly, your loved ones will burst into tears. Safety is yours and mine, and compliance is up to everyone...
After all, Lu Ren had the cultivation level of the Foundation Establishment Stage and his body was solid, so he was fine, but the little bird was killed.
"It's so tragic. As a bird, you are so weak, but you are so curious. If you don't die, who will die?" Lu Ren held it and proved with his own life that too much curiosity will kill the truth.
, the body of the little bird said sadly.
"Little bird, little bird, since you died tragically because you collided with me, then I reluctantly take a minor responsibility. In the spirit of humanitarianism, I will bury you! Dust to dust.
, return to the earth, and just accept the cause and effect between you and me."
Lu Ren made an emergency landing and knelt on the ground, holding the body of the bird that had verified the truth. In the grief of having trouble sleeping and eating, he prepared to bury the person who died in the plane crash in his accident.
A little bird.
"Let me tell you, I am kind-hearted and have a conscience. Whenever you meet someone else, you will die in the wilderness. We are in love now. Don't let it happen again in the next life.
I'm very curious." After burying the bird, Lu Ren chirped with unfinished thoughts.
"How can I put it, it tastes really good, but it's a little too small and not enough to eat!" Of course, in order to save land resources and for the sake of environmental sanitation and environmental protection, Lu Ren chose cremation. However, the more roasted, the more the bird's body became.
fragrant.
For a moment, Lu Ren couldn't resist the desire of his body. For a moment, he couldn't resist the temptation of the bird's corpse. So he did not hesitate to kill the bird and buried the bird in his belly.
inside.
High-end and classy, low-key, luxurious and connotative, sturdy and durable, long-lasting constant temperature, the scenery inside and outside can be changed according to the circumstances, and the location can be randomly selected.
A portable, constant-temperature, travel, play, and enjoyment all-in-one, long-lasting cemetery also completely avoids the concern of tomb robbers. Who wouldn’t want to own such a cemetery? Lu Ren said this.
(shui) Subdue yourself.
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"It's so cruel! Not only did it kill our relatives, but it also took off its clothes!"
"After grilling it, I still burned it with fire!"
"If he just burned it with fire, then forget it and forgive his rudeness and unreasonableness. But now, he actually ate it!"
"It is so cruel to leave our relatives with only a few bones that cannot be chewed, and all the meat is eaten by them!"
"Revenge, we want revenge!"
"Yes! We absolutely cannot allow our relatives to die with their eyes open, in such an unclear manner, with their bones not even cold, and even a little warm."
"We absolutely cannot let such a thug escape justice. We must make this thug receive the punishment he deserves!"
"Yes, we have to punish him and let him know what justice comes from heaven!"
"Brothers and sisters, please come with me and rush!"
"Kill!"
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"Ever since I started eating bird meat, a group of birds have been surrounding me and chirping non-stop. It's very annoying. Now they dare to fly at me. It's unbearable!"
"You are asking for death!" Lu Ren, who was almost yelled at, immediately pulled out his revolver and pressed the switch, "biubiubiubiu!"
"Run away, run away quickly..."
"This is a real thug. We are no match for him. Let's run away for our lives!"
The flock of little birds flapped their wings and scattered and flew away, leaving only one place. The little friends who could not fly were lying quietly on the ground, with eyes open and unmoving, motionless.
...a short period of time passed...
"It turns out that you are worried that I won't have enough to eat, so you want to give me food, right? It's really hard for you. You would rather sacrifice yourself and donate the body that you have worked so hard to grow than let me starve.
?It’s really hard for you, you are so considerate.” Lu Ren was roasting, and the birds that had just been sorted and skewered were so moved that he shed crocodile tears (smoky!)
"Let me just say, my stomach is your natural and best grave. Look at you, all of you are rushing over here to die. Should I say it, oh, it smells so good..." Lu Ren gulped down the food, while
Eat, he sighed.
"Eat and drink enough, let's start working!" After eating and drinking, Lu Ren rolled up his sleeves and started working hard.
Because Lu Ren had to fly on a scooter, he drank carbonated water instead of wine. (Highlights!) This chapter has been completed!