"Who are you calling Teacher Pan? My surname is Jin. Now I take my husband's surname and am called Wu Jin. Don't call me Teacher Pan. I always feel that your surname is full of malice when it is placed on me." Wu Jin said.
Cut off Lu Rendao.
"Oh, sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I promise I won't provoke Wu Erniu first next time, I promise!" Lu Ren said with a serious face, putting away his playful smile.
"I will trust you one more time. Please remember your promise and don't blame me for being rude next time!" After Wu Jin finished speaking, she turned around to take care of the crying child.
"I don't think you look like a bad person looking for trouble? Why do you humiliate that Wu Erniu over and over again?" the old lady asked curiously.
Lu Ren sighed, "Sigh. Just because of his birth name, height and appearance, he looks so much like a hero in my childhood."
"Since he is such a hero in your mind, why do you still humiliate him? Shouldn't it be respect?" the old lady asked curiously.
"Who asked him to tease me when I entered the store? I also have a temper!" Lu Ren said proudly.
"Tell me about it." At this time, he was also listening attentively to why Lu Ren always targeted his uncle Wu Jin, and he heard that Lu Ren's words were insincere.
So he said gently, "Tell me the story of the hero in your mind."
Lu Ren chuckled, "Forget it, forget it, let's listen to your story, grandma. What happened to you before you finished telling it? It's better for grandma to tell us, and my sister-in-law will give me a plate of peanuts to eat while I listen to the story."
"As long as you don't mind me being verbose, I'll tell you about my family's daily routine." The old lady was also a sensible person. Knowing that Lu Ren didn't want to talk, she continued her story and talked about trivial matters in her own family before they dispersed.
Lu Ren's sentimentality.
Lu Ren ate the peanuts served by Wu Jin and listened to the old lady talking about her glorious past.
It turns out that my grandma’s real surname is Wang, and she is a local. At the beginning, she also had a dream of cultivating immortals and attaining Taoism. Unfortunately, she did not have the qualifications, so she married the Li family, a local farmer who also had no qualifications to cultivate immortals, and changed her name to Li Wang. She did not have any spectacular life experiences.
There is only a life of ordinary life and daily life with true love.
My wife passed away two years ago and gave birth to four children for the Li family, three boys and one girl. The children were considered filial and kind to the Li Wang family, allowing the Li Wang family to enjoy their old age happily.
The eldest son of the Li Wang family is also 53 this year. The eldest son’s grandsons are also reaching the age of dancing spoons.
It was the youngest son who was a bit unsatisfactory. After arranging the weddings for the first two elders, there was not much money left, so it was not until the youngest son was twenty-four or five that he could marry a wife.
But after marrying a daughter-in-law, troubles also came. They have been married for more than ten years, and the daughter-in-law's stomach has not moved at all. The family often quarrels and bickers about this matter.
Maybe God is pitiful, please open your eyes. Last year, the Shangqing sect recruited new disciples to start, and the younger daughter-in-law went to help the family to supplement the family income, so she went to sell some fruits and food. Who knew that it was too crowded when we started to go up the mountain for the test?
The younger daughter-in-law went up the mountain.
Not long after my daughter-in-law came back, she had fertility symptoms. After checking with the doctor, she found out that she was indeed pregnant. The whole family was so happy, especially the youngest son, who cried with joy and couldn't help himself.
The family stopped quarreling and got angry. They took care of each other and took great care. Finally, a boy was born. His nose was so beautiful that his nose was filled with snot. When everyone met, he praised his daughter-in-law for her strength and aura when she climbed the Immortal Peak. Her daughter-in-law followed her up the mountain.
Then, I gave birth to a big fat boy.
No, today is the day of the Hundred Days Burning. The whole family went to climb the Immortal Peak early in the morning to fulfill their vows. Li Wang was left alone because of inconvenient legs and feet. It was already past lunch time and the whole family did not come back.
My wife was so hungry that she wanted to go out and buy two sesame seed cakes to make a mat, but then she was unlucky enough to meet Lu Ren, who wanted to do good things.
After saying this, Lu Ren blushed again and turned around. He felt that the old lady's daughter-in-law looked so familiar. He seemed to have met her before when he was climbing mountains. So Lu Ren said tentatively, "Then I will also give it to grandma."
Tell me a story."
When Li Wangshi was halfway through the lecture, the dumplings were taken out of the pot and served on the table. Li Wangshi, who was eating happily, smiled and asked Lu Ren to start the lecture. Lu Ren was not polite and started directly.
"Once upon a time, there was an extremely powerful hunter who went up to the mountains to hunt. Although he was an ordinary person with no cultivation, he never made a mistake when hunting. But this time when he went out, he forgot to bring his arrows. When he got to the mountains, suddenly there was an arrow.
The tiger rushed towards him. When he panicked, he drew his bow and shot, but the tiger was still hit by the arrow and died immediately."
"This is impossible. You also said that he is just an ordinary person, and he does not have martial arts or immortal cultivators. He has not brought arrows, unless it is a tiger shot to death by someone else!" Wu Erniu, who was also eavesdropping, couldn't bear it.
Zhu argued.
"Yes, it's possible that someone else helped!" said Lu Ren, squinting at Wu Jin who was also eavesdropping.
Wu Jinshi spat lightly and said angrily, "What are you talking about? Who are you insinuating? I am a posthumous child. Before my husband left, I drank Chinese medicine every day to treat myself. I am a posthumous child. Don't talk nonsense and ruin my life."
reputation!"
"Yes, my little son is also taking Chinese medicine every day to treat himself. Only my little daughter-in-law is pregnant. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will definitely be the first to fight with you!"
Mrs. Li was like a mirror in her heart, she didn't know anything, but could she talk nonsense? Do she want to be a human being in the future? She could only bite her youngest son's son to death, Lu Ren was talking nonsense.
"Yes, yes, I'm just telling a story. It doesn't mean anything. Don't blame me, it really doesn't mean anything else." Lu Ren said with an apologetic smile.
"I am my man's posthumous son, the real posthumous son! I don't allow you to tell this so-called nonsense story again in the future, do you hear me!" said Wu Jin, who was so angry that she almost cried.
Why are you always making trouble? Don't you really know what your little daughter-in-law is doing? Can she be the same as me? She joins in all the fun and makes me mad!
Wu Erniu was left alone, so naive that he didn't know why.
"Yes, yes, the boy made a mistake. Don't blame me, sister-in-law. Don't blame me, sister-in-law. I promise not to tell this story again. I didn't listen to anything today. I promise not to do it again in the future. What do you think, sister-in-law?" Lu Ren stood up, bowed to apologize and swore.
"What you said, I will believe you for the last time. There are many disputes in front of the widow, so don't talk nonsense in the future!" Wu Jin stood up and said seriously.
Only then did Wu Erniu realize what was going on. This was Lu Ren's insinuation and humiliation of his sister-in-law. He had to tolerate his own gains and losses, but he must not tolerate his sister-in-law's affairs!
With the sound of "Teng", Wu Erniu stood up, turned around and went to the kitchen to get a knife to fight Lu Ren for his life.
At this time, Mrs. Li Wang, who was sitting in front of the window, saw a figure running in the distance, which looked very much like her eldest grandson. When the figure came closer, she took a closer look and realized that it was true. So Mrs. Li stretched out her head and shouted loudly
shouted.
"Grandson, why are you running away in such a hurry? Where are your father, uncles and brothers?"
When Wang Li's eldest grandson heard the shouting, he saw his grandmother, so he rushed over and said, "Grandma, why are you here?"
"Ah! Why is there blood on your body? Didn't you go to Dengxian Peak? Why are there blood stains on your body?" Mrs. Li asked anxiously when she saw her eldest grandson covered in paint.
"It was fine going up the mountain at first, but when we were going back home, a wild beast came out of nowhere and attacked us. I took advantage of the chaos and ran back to prepare to go to the county government to mobilize reinforcements to rescue my parents, uncles and brothers. Grandma, you
You should go home first, I have to move reinforcements to rescue them." After saying that, he ran to the county government... This chapter has been completed!