"Did you know that the relationship between uncle and sister-in-law is very serious and does not tolerate fun and games?"
I don’t know why, in just one day, I have learned how bad-mouthed Lu Ren is. If you take it seriously, you will lose. What’s more, for the two of them, it is no less than a blessing, so Wu Jin asked half-heartedly.
road.
"Huh? Really?" Lu Ren touched the back of his head and smiled heartily.
"Didn't I just watch you bow to me over and over again, endlessly? Didn't I tell a joke to distract from the atmosphere so that you don't have to bow to me any more? I feel quite uncomfortable doing so."
"Then you just say no and that's it?" Wu Er said angrily. I have never seen anyone use this method to stop someone from thanking him.
This is the only one, there is no other semicolon.
"Do you listen if I tell you the truth?" Lu Ren asked.
The two of them pondered for a while, that's right. Such a reincarnation of a great virtue would definitely not be done in such a hasty manner. Not to mention kneeling three times and nine kowtows, not to bowing several times, it would appear that they are ungrateful, wolf-hearted, and unskilled.
Like a wolf with white eyes.
But the two of them always felt that this method was offensive, as uncomfortable as watching themselves eat flies alive.
"There is another one, don't you want to read it? The effect is the same. Let's agree first. Just forgive me after reading it." Lu Ren said with a smile.
"What's the matter?" Uncle and sister-in-law asked in confusion. They had never met before. What on earth was worth exchanging for two priceless secret books?
Wu Erniu felt that even if he sold his own life, it would not be worth one of the books.
"You two should take a look first and then talk." Lu Ren said with a smile without answering.
Wu Erniu, who was puzzled, and Wu Jinshi, who had put the child to sleep, read the second secret book "Footwork for Chasing Thieves" by the fire.
This secret manual was also concise and direct to the essence of martial arts. After reading it, Wu Erniu completely stabilized his cultivation and officially became a first-time innate martial arts master.
It also gave Wu Jin, who had no cultivation base, the possibility of purifying his essence and marrow and entering into martial arts training.
The two came to their senses after reading the secret book, looked at each other, and wanted to thank Lu Ren again.
"Three bows..." Lu Ren was about to sing again, but the uncle and sister-in-law couldn't bow anymore.
No need to thank you for this kindness!
"Stop it, I've been putting up with you for a long time. If I hadn't protected you two and feared that you would go crazy, I would have run away a long time ago. You both stink to death. Why don't you go wash it off quickly!" Lu Ren pinched his nose.
said.
The two sniffed and almost vomited it out. Wu Jinshi, who was smelly, hurriedly confessed and went to clean himself up. Wu Erniu, who was also new to the congenital and was filled with a strange smell, was left alone, relying on his thick skin.
, accompany Lu Ren.
"I wonder why Brother Lu asked my uncle and sister-in-law to forgive you?" Wu Erniu said with cupped hands. Since Lu Ren didn't like to worship him, Wu Erniu bowed with cupped hands to show politeness and gratitude.
"What? You're not in the stinky one, right? Get out of here and don't interfere with my eating here. The delicious food has turned off the appetite of both of you!" Lu Ren said rudely.
"Let's wait until you two have cleaned up. Calm down your mood and be mentally prepared."
Didn't you insist on letting my uncle and sister-in-law read the secret book now? Now you make me smell bad and make a fool of myself, and you complain about me. How can this be justified?
Wu Erniu left gloomily and returned to his room to clean up his own hygiene.
After the two left, Lu Ren ate two more mouthfuls of wolf meat. He felt that eating alone was boring, so he climbed over the wall and left.
If you don't go through the door, you just climb over the wall. You are so unique!
Now is the time when the moon is rising. In this era of simple folk customs, no electricity, and lighting by candles, only those under the age of nineteen are not allowed to know, let alone enter, during this time.
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Yes, that's right, Lu Ren was just going to see a brothel that was operated legally in another world, attracted knowledgeable people, and was liked by most wolf friends, and then he went to drink a few glasses of flower wine.
"If you don't visit a brothel during time travel, what's the difference between being a eunuch here?" Lu Ren muttered as he walked.
Although Linqing City can operate these gray industries legally, flights are not allowed at night. Although there is no curfew, air travel is prohibited at night, just to prevent thieves who always come out at night from causing trouble. So Lu Ren, as a good baby, abides by the rules.
Walk over.
"wrong!"
Lu Ren was walking towards Wanhualou, the largest and most luxurious brothel in the Southern District, which he had already used better during the day, when he suddenly said in surprise.
"No, I remember that eunuchs also visit brothels, so if you don't visit brothels during time travel, you are not even as good as a eunuch!"
"grass!"
The system has a saying mmp, I don’t know if I should say it or not!
I thought Lu Ren had discovered it because of his conscience and decided to turn back the prodigal son, or he discovered something happened.
Feelings just found another reason to convince himself, so that it would appear that Lu Ren's visit to the brothel was legal and that he had brought glory to the majority of male compatriots.
"Nonsense, that's not what I went to the brothel for! I'm still young and a young girl. I can't be tainted by others for no reason." Lu Ren said shyly.
"grass!!!!"
The system can’t listen anymore. We’ve all gone to brothels. Why should we set up a memorial arch here? Who are we fooling? The system once again used modal particles to express its dissatisfaction.
"I told you I didn't go there for this, so don't try to persuade me any more! If the gun goes off and something happens, it's all yours." Lu Ren said decisively, throwing away the blame.
"Then what else are you doing for?" the system asked, unwilling to take the blame.
"Of course it's just to see the world, open your eyes, drink wine, and have a chat. What do you think?" Lu Ren asked.
I do not believe!!!!!
"It is our unshirkable responsibility to save the girl who fell into the water. Although there are thousands of people, I am willing to go!" Lu Renyi said righteously.
"I've given you a sense of justice, right?" the system said with disdain.
"I can hear a sense of contempt from this. They are also serious people who do not steal or steal. They earn money through hard work. They have devoted every penny of their physical strength, sweat and water. Why do you look down on other people's careers?" Lu Rendao, the debate genius
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"I'm just looking down on you, okay! Why are you looking for so many excuses? This is a different world, and it's not illegal for you to speak out openly! I look down on your hypocrisy!" the system said with extreme disgust.
"Don't talk nonsense, or I will sue you for slander and ruin my reputation!" Lu Ren warned.
"Oh, look, look at this hypocrisy, why don't you go see the scenery?" the system said with serious suspicion and contempt.
Lu Ren touched his chin and thought for a while as he walked, "It's right to say that it's about looking at the scenery, or looking for one recommended by others, or looking for the scenery alone that no one has climbed before, and enjoying it."
“You can rock climb mountains, swim in water, explore in the jungle, or jump in canyons. If you are interested and have the equipment, you can also take photos to prove that you have been there.”
Report! Someone is spreading inappropriate words here, and the evidence is solid.
"The current speed of the host is too fast, please slow down the host and ensure your own safety." The system professional voice said.
"Really? Am I walking? I'm not driving? Why should I slow down?" Lu Ren pretended to be stupid. This chapter has been completed!