"Can you replace calling...calling me good brother to other conditions?"
Xiaoru's face turned red with embarrassment. Lin Hai initially asked her to call her master, but she felt she couldn't do it. However, Lin Hai changed his name to a good brother, and she still felt it was too embarrassing.
Originally, she planned to take her time and try to think of a good way to get the formula of Golden Cicada and Jade Dew, but she didn't expect that the master would come down to Jiangcheng, and he came specifically for the formula of Golden Cicada and Jade Dew.
That's why she was anxious and wanted to get the formula from Lin Hai as soon as possible.
"What's the request?" Lin Hai looked at Xiaoru leisurely and asked with a smile.
Xiao Ru raised her head and glanced at Lin Hai quickly, and asked: "For example, I boiled chicken soup for you to drink? You have also tasted the chicken soup I cooked. Is it delicious?"
"Well, the chicken soup you cooked is indeed good, but Mr. Xie has promised to cook the chicken soup for me to drink, so I'm afraid this condition is not acceptable?"
"Sister Qing wants to cook chicken soup for you?" Xiao Ru looked at Lin Hai in surprise, "She has never even been in the kitchen. Are you sure you want to drink the chicken soup she cooked?"
"Do you mean that the chicken soup cooked by Mr. Xie is poisonous? Believe it or not, I will tell Mr. Xie what you just said and see what she says about you."
"You must be lying to me!" Xiao Ru curled her lips.
"I'm not lying to you. Mr. Xie did promise to learn how to make chicken soup. This is what she promised me personally."
Lin Hai smiled and said, "So if you want to get the formula of Golden Chanyu Dew, you'd better do it as I said. It's actually very simple. Just call me good brother and I will give you the formula right away. I really can't think of it."
It doesn’t get any simpler than this!”
Xiao Ru curled her lips, she would not call Lin Hai good brother, it was too disgusting!
"No, please change your request!" Xiaoru rolled his eyes and suddenly his vision lit up, "How about I give you a massage? Didn't you say my skills were pretty good last time?"
Lin Hai thought for a while, nodded and said: "That's okay, not even once. You have to massage me at least ten times!"
"Ten times? You've gone too far!" Xiaoru exclaimed.
"If you think it's too much, just call me good brother. This is the easiest!"
"you……"
Xiaoru stared at Lin Hai with an aggrieved face, always feeling that this guy was trying to trick her, but she couldn't provide any evidence.
After all, it was her own initiative to give Lin Hai a massage, so she couldn't say that Lin Hai was taking advantage of her.
Although she likes to argue with Lin Hai, she has never been an unreasonable person.
Thinking of the master who was about to come to Jiangcheng, Xiao Ru secretly gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, ten times, ten times, you are not allowed to cheat when the time comes, otherwise I will definitely not let you go!"
Lin Hai smiled and said: "Don't worry, my character is obvious to all. If you are worried, you can ask Mr. Xie to be a witness! But I must also declare first that you proposed to massage me. In the future, you are not allowed to say that I took advantage of it.
You’re cheap or something!”
"Huh, I'm not that kind of person!"
"Then let's start now. After lying in the hospital for a few days, my neck is really sore." Lin Hai shook his neck and made a crunching sound.
Xiaoru had no choice but to walk behind Lin Hai and reluctantly started to massage him.
Seeing Lin Hai closing his eyes with a look of enjoyment, she couldn't help but clenched her fists and waved twice at the back of Lin Hai's head.
As a result, Lin Hai seemed to have eyes on the back of his head and suddenly said: "If your fist touches me, the massage will be invalid. This is not too much to ask."
Xiaoru was so angry that she had to unclench her fist and hummed: "Don't worry, I promise I won't take the opportunity to hit you. Even if I do, I will defeat you in an honest way."
"Yes, it is a good thing to have ideals. As long as you keep working hard, you will catch up with me one day!" Lin Hai said with a smile with his eyes closed.
"Huh, what are you so proud of? Aren't you just a little better than me? When my master comes, you will know that there are people outside the world and there is a world outside the world!" Xiaoru snorted.
Lin Hai smiled and said: "Then let's make another bet, whether your master or me is more powerful. How about it? Do you dare to bet?"
"Just bet, do you think my master will lose to you?" Xiaoru obviously had great confidence in her master and agreed to the bet without hesitation.
"Okay, let's make an agreement. If I win, in addition to massaging me, you will also have to beat my legs ten times."
Xiaoru's eyes suddenly widened, "Lin, are you going too far? Who do you think I am? Let me tell you, I am not your maid, and you are not a great man!"
"You are overthinking. Isn't this a bet? I can't bet money with you." Lin Hai couldn't laugh or cry.
"Then what if I win?" Xiaoru said through gritted teeth.
"It's simple. If you win, I can give you a massage, or I can teach you the palm technique from last time. You can choose either one. What do you think? I won't let you suffer."
"It's very similar to the palm technique of Zhuifeng Three Palms?"
"right!"
Xiao Ru hesitated for a moment, and finally thought that he would win anyway, so it would be okay even if he agreed, "Okay, I'll choose the palm technique!"
"Don't choose massage? My massage skills are very good, don't you want to try it?" Lin Hai said with a smile.
"Hmph, who knows what your intentions are, I don't want you to massage me!" Xiaoru was very vigilant.
Lin Hai felt slightly disappointed and said: "Then it's settled... Use some force. Didn't you eat at noon?"
Xiaoru was so angry that she almost gritted her teeth and pressed Lin Hai's shoulder with all her strength, "Is the force enough now?"
I have to say that Xiao Ru's massage skills are indeed very good. Half an hour later, when the massage ended, Lin Hai was still a little unsatisfied.
Of course, he felt comfortable, but Xiaoru was so tired that her arms were so sore and weak that she could hardly lift them.
"Don't forget, there are nine more times!"
Before Xiao Ru left, Lin Hai did not forget to remind her.
Xiaoru snorted heavily and walked out of Lin Hai's office with her head held high. As soon as the door closed, her face drooped, with a look of frustration and despair.
The thought of having to work like this nine times drove her crazy.
For a moment, she almost wanted to turn around and go back, just call her "good brother".
But thinking that Lin Hai would look at her with that teasing look, and would always look down upon Lin Hai when she faced him in the future, Xiaoru flatly rejected this idea in her heart.
"Hmph, we'll see, I won't admit defeat!"
After seeing off Xiao Ru, Lin Hai stood up and stretched happily.
No wonder the rich landlords in the past had to keep many little maids, who would pinch their necks and knock their legs every day, because they were really comfortable!
It seems that not all the things left over from the old society are dross, there are still many fine traditions.
Since something is good, it must be inherited and carried forward.
Well, nothing wrong!
At this moment, the phone on Lin Hai's desk rang. This was Dongjiang International's internal phone number. Normally, only a limited number of people, including Xie Yuqing, would call this number to find him.
Lin Hai quickly answered the phone, and the voice that came was indeed Xie Yuqing's, but Xie Yuqing's first words made Lin Hai stunned.
"Lin Hai, follow me to the hospital right away. Second aunt is dead!"