They had been sleepless these past few days and had experienced too much. As soon as they closed their eyes, sleep swept over them, and soon they fell asleep.
The night was uneventful, and the two women did not come to seek revenge. Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu slept until about three o'clock in the morning.
Seeing that there was still some porridge in the pot, Wan Lei was too lazy to cook any more, so he lit another firewood and heated up the porridge.
Confused.
Master Lei felt quite embarrassed and gave a bowl of the porridge to Sister Xiaoyu. He also made another bowl and tasted it. The paste taste was relatively light, which was barely acceptable.
"I can't accept it. Why should I eat the seriously mushy porridge at the bottom? Give me yours."
The little yellow dog looked at the jet-black stuff in the bowl and almost picked it up and threw it on Master Lei's face.
"Why don't you have the consciousness to be a dog? It's good if you have food, so why are you picky?"
"Listen to what you're saying is human?"
The little yellow dog angrily took out a pancake and gnawed it himself.
That bowl of mushy porridge, it refused to eat anything.
After eating, Wan Lei found a piece of clean cloth, wrapped the dry food in it, packed it up, found two water bladders, and filled them with clean water.
Fang Xiaoyu found two tattered clothes and handed one to Wan Lei.
"Wear this inside and our clothes on the outside. When we get to the city, if the good guys prevail, we won't change our clothes. If the sinners get the upper hand, we will take off our outer clothes."
In short, whichever side is stronger, we will join."
"Wow, my wife, you are so smart. Why didn't I expect that Sister Xiaoyu is really smart?"
"Bah, come on, after what happened yesterday, I will never call myself smart again. If it weren't for you, we would have been killed yesterday.
You are much smarter than me, and you are always letting me go.
This time, I heard that the old woman judged our identities from our clothes and words, so I became vigilant, even though her judgment was wrong."
Fang Xiaoyu hugged Wan Lei gently, her little mouth pouting slightly, as if she was acting coquettishly.
She had always thought that she was smarter than Wan Lei, including the previous trick-within-a-scheme. But after what happened yesterday, she realized that in many aspects, she was far behind Wan Lei, which made her more confident.
Be frustrated.
This is why Wan Lei praised her for being smart.
"Okay, be good, don't think so much and try to survive in this world. As long as we can answer the right questions, we can leave here.
I think this is just like the Wood Fairy Secret Realm. If you want to get the final inheritance, you need to understand something.
There is no free lunch in the world, so it is not unreasonable for no one to get it in the last 50,000 years.
Since we have been selected, we must work hard and not let down the expectations of immortals and dogs."
"Yeah, I know."
"Okay, let's go."
Picking up the little yellow dog, Lei Yu and the two embarked on their journey again, heading south.
The black and white young people looked at each other.
"Are they always so shameless? Taking our things and scolding us at the same time?"
"I heard that there is no scolding in the Wood Fairy Secret Realm, but why did you start scolding me when you entered my secret realm?"
"Maybe they also know that you are someone who deserves to be scolded and is very mean."
"I am the protagonist, please respect me."
"Correction, expired protagonist, I was also the protagonist before, did you see that I mentioned it?"
"You are a shitty protagonist...
Hey, why do you hit someone? I deserve to be scolded but not beaten..."
This place is not far away from that unknown city. Wan Lei Fang Xiaoyu set out in the morning. By noon, he felt a little hungry, so he took out some pancakes, drank them with cold water, ate them, and continued walking.
"Walking is so annoying. I didn't think there was anything good about flying here and there before, but now I realize how convenient it is."
"Yeah, it would be nice if I could find two horses to travel with."
The two of them were chatting and walking. Suddenly, Fang Xiaoyu's expression changed, and he immediately twisted up and squatted on the ground, holding his stomach.
"What's wrong?"
"Maybe the food I ate is not clean, or maybe I drank cold water. My stomach hurts."
"You...have diarrhea?"
Wan Lei's expression suddenly changed, and he felt like his stomach was churning.
"Oops, my stomach hurts too."
In his two lifetimes, he had never experienced anything like diarrhea. He never expected that after becoming a mortal, he would actually start to experience the reincarnation of grains.
"What should I do?"
"There is a small river over there."
"Go quickly."
The two of them ran to the river in a hurry, waking up the sleeping dogs.
"What's going on? Are there enemies?"
"No, diarrhea."
"Fuck."
The little yellow dog ran away in a hurry.
The two came to the river, took off their pants, and had a great time.
"No peeking."
"Who is peeking at you?"
"Big pervert."
"Bah, bah, bah, what have I not seen on you?"
"After you go out, you are not allowed to tell anyone about this matter, do you hear me?"
"Don't worry, how could I tell others such an embarrassing thing?"
Two extremely talented people who are famous in the Lei Feng world actually had diarrhea after eating bad food. If this spread, everyone would laugh out loud.
The little yellow dog was in the distance, with a strange expression on his face, muttering in a low voice,
"I seem to have heard of this scene somewhere. When they took Xia Dayu's elixir, they seemed to have frequent diarrhea..."
The young man in white next to him, Xia Dayu, gritted his teeth. If the young man in black hadn't pulled him, he would have beaten the little yellow dog and warned it not to mention this matter.
"Do you have any paper?"
"I don't have it, do you?"
"If I had it, would I still ask you for it?"
"Who is a serious person who carries paper with him when he goes out?"
"Is that a serious person with the paper?"
"What should we do?"
"Wash with the river water."
"But there are already daddies in the river."
"It's okay, it has been washed away."
"Then wash up."
After they finished washing, they let it dry for a long time before putting on their pants.
Suddenly, from the south where the river flows, a sad and angry roar came from the distance,
"Who is so unethical that he pooped in the river! I am drinking water!!!"
The man's vomiting sound could be heard clearly by Wan Lei from a distance.
"Run quickly."
Master Lei, who had fed someone else's shit, felt guilty, so he picked up Xiaoyu and ran away.
When I passed by the little yellow dog, I didn’t forget to pick it up and run for my life in a hurry.
The two escaped far away and continued walking south.
This time they didn't go far, so they went up a hillside. When they came to the top of the hillside, they were shocked by the scene in front of them.
In the distance, there is a city that doesn't look very big.
In the city, fires shot into the sky, many buildings were burning, and black smoke billowed.
A lot of screams, wails, and excited laughter could be heard vaguely.