When Gouzi heard this, he immediately stopped sleeping, jumped off Wan Lei with a squeal, and kicked Karen in the face.
Who knows how this little dog, which can't stand as tall as a man's knees, has so much strength? It actually knocked Karen down with one kick.
Gouzi beat Karen and cursed,
"I know you have bad intentions. I am the origin of the entire moral plane. I am your ancestor in terms of seniority. I appeared before humans appeared. You still want to eat me.
Damn, when I'm really about to starve to death, I will definitely eat you first."
"Don't fight, don't fight. I was just joking, it's not so inhumane."
Karen picked up the little yellow dog, stood up, and patted the dirt on his body.
He brought the dog in front of him and smiled,
"I haven't noticed that you are so capable of bragging and the origin of thunder. Bah, you think it's amazing that you can talk. Is there anything else awesome about you besides being able to talk?
Really, you want to eat me? Let me tell you, cannibalism is not allowed in novels. I would not even dare to write a post-apocalyptic novel about cannibalism."
"You can pull me down. Another fool who is addicted to the world of novels. He is just like Wan Lei. This is reality. I will eat you. Don't forget, I am a monster, not a human. If I eat you,
Not breaking the law.”
"You two, please calm down for a while and hurry up. I hope there will be someone in front of you so that we can beg for some food."
Wan Lei picked up the water bag and drank a large amount of water. He was also hungry and could only fill his stomach with water.
Unfortunately, there is not much water.
"Alas, it's pitiful that I, the first heir of the Munster family, am reduced to begging for a living.
Hum, I have dignity, I would rather starve to death than go begging."
"Then you will starve to death."
"No, I can rob and grab some food. It's the end of the world. Robbery isn't illegal."
"Robbery is wrong. I never rob. I am a good person."
Master Lei looked very serious, making Fang Xiaoyu next to him burst into laughter.
"Tell me, among those spiritual stones in your storage bag, which ones were not stolen by you?"
"Oh, what you said is wrong. Thirty thousand of them were earned by me as the Tianjie Ferryman, 1.4 million by deceiving my father-in-law, and four million by my Ten Thousand Proud List.
Rewards and contributions to the sect..."
Master Lei counted each stroke clearly with his fingers.
For a person who regards money as his life, there is nothing more positive than remembering money.
"Then tell me, you have so much money, what have you bought?"
"I……"
Young Master Lei was speechless. He recalled carefully that in the years since he came to Lei Feng Realm, except for one thing he bought at an auction, he had not bought anything else.
"Although it can be concluded from your chat that you are both very rich, brother and sister, money is the most useless thing these days.
We might as well pray that a kind-hearted person will come to us and let us rob and get some food."
Karen's throat was almost filled with smoke, and she found it difficult to stand up.
"It's useless for you to shout, I have to shout."
Wan Lei smiled, then looked up to the sky and shouted,
"Bring me a bad guy with food to rob me."
"Why would you want someone to rob you?"
"Because I never take the initiative to do bad things unless the other party provokes me first, so if someone robs me, I can counter-robber him.
This way my conscience can live with it."
"Bah, hypocritical."
"Look, the protagonist's aura has appeared. There is a person over there."
The little yellow dog pointed in the distance and shouted excitedly.
The three of them immediately looked up and saw a sneaky figure on a hillside in front of them.
When the figure saw that he had been discovered, he immediately turned around and ran away.
"Dare you run? Chase me quickly!"
Karen shouted and was about to chase after him, but Wan Lei grabbed him.
"What's wrong?"
"Standing behind me, the protagonist's halo has side effects."
"How is it possible? None of the protagonists I wrote had side effects."
"I am the real protagonist."
"So...what are the side effects?"
Wan Lei did not answer Karen's words anymore, reality had already answered for him.
Ahead, there was the chaotic and rapid sound of horse hooves.
Six horses appeared on the hillside, and seven people sat on them.
"Oh, these people not only have food, but also horses. That's great."
Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu looked at each other happily.
"Hey, let's run quickly. There are so many people and horses on the other side. We can't stop the impact."
Karen was so frightened that she could not speak coherently, and her already pale face turned even paler.
"Can you outrun a horse?"
"cannot."
"Then why run away and just go with them? Don't worry, we are professionals in anti-robbery."
Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu stood in front, staring at the knight rushing in front.
"Brothers, capture them alive. Capture them alive and take them back as slaves."
"Look at these people's thin arms and legs. They probably can't do much work. They can be taken back and used for a few days. They will starve to death and then be thrown away."
"I keep the girl, I want that girl."
"If you want fart, give it to the boss first."
These knights who looked like bandits rushed over and said that the knights were not right. They were just homeless people with horses and no spirit of chivalry.
Wan Lei held Thor's hammer, and Fang Xiaoyu held a sword in one hand. They both bent down, raised their heads, bowed their left legs, bent their right legs slightly, and stepped backwards on the ground.
A set. The movements are uniform and exactly the same.
Looking at it, Karen thought that the two of them had received professional training, and they must have trained together.
This is the preparation posture for charging.
Soon, those people rushed to a very close place. Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu calculated the distance, shouted loudly together, kicked the ground with their toes, and jumped up.
The hammer in Wan Lei's hand was thrown out, hitting the head of the horse in front directly. The horse fell to the ground, rolled forward, and crushed the knight on its back.
Wan Lei, who had already rushed to his side, even clearly heard the sound of fractures.
Fang Xiaoyu rushed to the side of a horse, bent backwards, and slashed the horse's leg with his sword. The horse fell down at the sound.
When the man on his back landed, his neck was cut off by Fang Xiaoyu's sword.
They would not foolishly collide with the horse with their mortal bodies. They would probably be hit so hard that they would vomit blood and be seriously injured.
After the two eliminated an opponent, they immediately put on their armor and started a hand-to-hand battle with several others.
"Fuck, so fierce?"
Karen was very excited to see it and shouted quickly,
"Leave some good horses, we have to ride them on our way."
Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu didn't need to say anything, they were naturally paying attention.