"Mmp, the weather is so bad that we can't let anyone eat at the table. I'm so annoyed. Why is it snowing again? Oh, my elbows are getting cold."
"Uncle Lei, my father said that those who swear are not good children."
"Uncle Lei, my mother also said, don't complain when something happens, but find a way to solve it."
"Uncle Lei, my uncle said that anyone who swears will be struck by thunder from heaven."
"Uncle Lei, look at Aunt Yu who doesn't swear, but why do you keep swearing in your mouth? Don't teach bad things to children."
"Uncle Lei..."
"Shut up, I'll make a formation to block the snow. Little brats have a lot to do."
In the bamboo house, the little Taoist nun desperately grabbed the things in Tiansuanzi's hands, her fragrant shoulders were exposed, and the hot air wafted out.
"Give it back to me."
"If you don't return it, this is a love letter written by my wife to me. Why should I return it?"
"That's just a broken wooden sign, give it back to me."
"I can't give you the beauty I want in this life. I want to treasure it forever and put it in the ancestral hall for our children to see.
Look, this is the love letter your mother wrote to your father back then. How about it? Your father is great, right?"
Tiansuanzi waved the wooden sign in his hand, which read,
"If you come, just wait for me here and I will come back."
"Oh, why are you so bullying?"
"I just like to bully the strong Nascent Soul. Let me tell you, you will be my bodyguard from now on. If someone bullies me, you will beat them up. Do you understand?"
"Who bullies you more in general?"
"Thousands of thunders."
"...Can I beat him?"
"He is a bully, let's stay away from him in the future."
"Speaking of Wan Lei, what do you think, you actually let them come to rob me? Do you think, with their reputations, I can't recognize them?"
"Well... I actually just asked them to stop you first. There is no other meaning. I'm afraid that if I come after you, you will run away again."
"So you found a bully to stop me? What if he really robbed me? Don't be friends with him in the future, he is a bad person."
After all, Master Lei's reputation in the Central Territory can no longer be described as bad, it is simply notorious.
"Actually, Wan Lei is not a bad person, nor is he that cruel. Most of the time, I feel that he is too soft-hearted.
It was only after I met him, Sui Xiaohang, and Qi Manyao that I became friends.
He is very loyal. As long as he is a recognized friend, if someone needs help, he will definitely put in a lot of trouble.
If someone wanted to provoke him or even kill him, as long as there was no deep hatred, he would just defeat the person and then rob him.
Of course, if someone provokes Fang Xiaoyu, they will definitely die. For Wan Lei, Fang Xiaoyu is his life."
"What about me to you? What is it?"
"You are more important than my life."
"Bah. By the way, what happened to Qi Manyao? When I was at Feng's house...my house, I saw my eldest niece's lively expression immediately darkened as soon as she mentioned the word Wan Lei.
Yes, it looks like a love triangle."
"What you said is absolutely right, I watched Wan Lei and Qi Manyao walking over step by step.
Back then, we met at the Thunder Refining Pond..."
"Oh, that is to say, if Fang Xiaoyu doesn't show up, Wan Lei will definitely be with Qi Manyao, Fang Xiaoyu is a mistress.
That Wan Lei is really a scumbag, even worse than you."
"Bah, bah, bah, I'm not a scumbag, I only have you in my heart. Wan Lei isn't a scumbag, he only has Fang Xiaoyu in his heart. If he were a bit scumbag, if he had a little crooked mind, he would have accepted Qi Manyao long ago.
Some time ago, I heard from Sui Xiaohang that Qi Manyao was deceived and seriously injured. Wan Lei killed twenty soul enemies in a rage. Just like that, he didn't take advantage of the opportunity to take Qi Manyao.
Down.
Fang Xiaoyu can tolerate Qi Manyao's existence, which shows how much he trusts Wan Lei's character."
"Just brag. When you talk about Wan Lei, you always say good things. Wan Lei is worse than you, and Qi Manyao is more pitiful than me."
"Really? You will be even more pitiful soon."
"Well..."
Lying down late at night listening to the wind and snow.
The next day, when I woke up, it snowed even more.
"Oh, this damn weather, it keeps snowing. When will it end?"
The little Taoist nun rubbed her sleepy eyes, glanced at the snow outside the window, and muttered complaints.
It's not that she forgot who made the snow, it was just out of habit. She didn't know how many times she had complained over the years.
"The hibiscus tent warms the spring night. The spring night is short and the days are high. I really don't want to get up. It's so comfortable." "Who forced you to get up?"
"It's not okay if you don't get up. There are still important things to do."
"What can happen to you?"
"Let's have a banquet. I just took the money. How can I do it without eating? But we can't let that guy Wan Lei make everything. I heard that the banquet will be set up for three days. It's not too late to go today."
"...progress."
“There’s enough free Drunken Fairy Brew there.”
"Walk."
The little Taoist nun puts on clothes faster than Tian Suanzi, which makes Tian Suanzi's plan to do some morning exercises come to nothing.
The two of them walked outside the bamboo house, and a magic circle appeared again at the feet of the little Taoist nun.
"You have also learned formations."
"I know a lot of things, and there are a lot of things you don't know."
"Then you and Wan Lei compete against each other some other time to see who is more accomplished in formations. This kid shows off every day, so it's time to slap him in the face."
"Pull him down, I heard that his formation is comparable to that of the master of Tianzhen Pavilion, but my half-assed skills can't compare with that."
The two figures disappeared from the same place, and when they reappeared, they were already at the place where they came from.
The two of them flew towards Nanfucheng together. After arriving at Sui Xiaohang's house, they entered the formation and happened to see a table of people eating.
Wan Lei, Fang Xiaoyu, Sui Xiaohang, Feng Silu, Qi Manyao, Baernu, Gouzi, these people are all here.
"Hey, the fortune teller is here and I'm going to tell you something funny..."
"Shut up, don't say anything."
"I want to say that Mr. Lei was eating at the children's table yesterday, but he was kicked out because he ate too much, hahahahaha..."
"Okay, this is awesome."
Tiansuanzi smiled.
"That's necessary... Hey, stop, why are you holding my wife's aunt's hand?"
Sui Xiaohang noticed something was wrong at this moment.
Tian Suanzi came to Sui Xiaohang and slapped him on the head.
"Why are you talking to your uncle?"
"I... what the hell, you are such a scumbag, you only met my wife's aunt for a day and you took her down?
You idiot, let go, let go, let me see how I teach you a lesson."
"Who do you think I am? Don't be rude to your elders."
The fortune-teller who has been promoted to the elders is so unlucky at this moment that he cannot do anything.