While I was in a daze, my trousers were all wet and I stepped one foot into the toilet trough.
Fortunately, Lijiazhuangzi's hygiene measures are good, and the toilets flush automatically, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see anyone.
Bang!
With another slash of the knife, Jiang Han flew out of the soul urn and almost slept on me. My face was pressed to the ground under the weight. Even though it was my own urine, it was still quite disgusting!
"Lord! My subordinates' rescue is too late!" Jiang Han confirmed that I was okay, hugged me quickly and knocked me out of the toilet.
During the charge, something hit me, causing the person next to me to shake. It seemed that the zombie who attacked me in the toilet also hit me because of the narrow space.
"Seal the toilet!" After rushing out of the toilet, I immediately struggled down and ordered Jiang Han to block the door of the men's public toilet.
Xijun, Song Wanyi, Daimei and Hei Maoyan all ran out and crowded in the toilet.
Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both ran over, wondering what I was doing.
"I almost got assassinated by that ghost!" I touched the ghost coffin, summoned Wang Yan, and ordered them to enter the toilet and kill the enemy.
Public toilets are all in the southern squat style, with more than a dozen rows apart. The sink will flush automatically when it is full, which is simple but practical.
Wang Yan took the little female ghost in to kill the zombie maker. Red ropes were all over the toilet. This time he was bumped by Jiang Han and blocked in the toilet. It was a mistake. It would be weird if he couldn't be killed.
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"Get it quickly!" I turned around and said to Li Qinghe who was running over.
When Li Qinghe saw that my head and body were covered with water and dirty, he knew something had happened to me in the toilet.
There will be a funeral tomorrow, and the Li family will have a funeral. Of course, a soul-inducing cannon is indispensable. The one used to open the way is a firecracker with a plastic shell called a "*". It is so powerful that a piece of white fish belly will appear in the fish pond.
The little female ghost can't search for it, so the zombie must be hiding in the toilet tank. The feces and urine will still have an impact on the ghost. The ghost can only search on the ground, knowing that it is dirty.
It's morning anyway, everyone is awake, it's not immoral to light firecrackers, and besides, there's a murderer down there.
I put away Wang Yan and other female ghosts, and Li Qinghe and I took the lead in lighting the firecrackers and throwing them into the toilet sink.
After the loud bang, gunpowder smoke covered everything inside, and a bunch of shit flew out of the toilet's lattice window. No one had time to run. Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both lit firecrackers and threw them in. If there was anyone in the toilet, at least
It would have to be injured, or the eardrum would be damaged.
While he was in a daze, a black figure covered in shit rushed out, hit Jiang Han's ghost head shield at high speed, then stepped on Jiang Han's shoulder and flew through the air.
Everyone was stunned. When they realized what was happening, the shadow appeared outside Zhuangzi.
"Damn it, you escaped!" Li Qinghe reacted, but the firecracker in his hand was still lit, and the fuse was almost burned out.
I was so frightened that I slapped his hand, then covered my ears and jumped to the side.
Li Qinghe wanted to scold me, but the firecrackers exploded so loudly that a group of people's heads started to buzz.
When the firecracker exploded, everyone's ears couldn't bear it, so they stopped chasing after him and blamed Li Qinghe for being in a daze.
"Okay, let's not talk about Qinghe. He hasn't slept for two days and two nights. How do you expect his head to be clear?" I helped Li Qinghe because this kind of thing often happens to me. I stay up late.
The more you know, the more you understand. Don’t expect a flash of inspiration. It’s very difficult to handle normal things without making mistakes.
Li Qinghe covered his ears and expressed gratitude to me.
On the big night, the master started to call the relatives of the Li family to gather together. There was another ritual and there was going to be a funeral. I found a gloomy place and watched with Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei, and by the way, I released all the ghost generals to be on guard.
This time the corpse maker gave me a hard time. He must have wanted to kill me, otherwise he wouldn't have gone to the toilet to assassinate me. Fortunately, my sister-in-law knew that my life was in danger, so she would try her best to remind me.
Time flashed to eight o'clock, and the coffin and coffin were carried out, preparing to carry the coffin up the mountain.
Li Qinghe led the way holding Li Ruizhong's portrait, while Wang Yuanyi, Zhang Xiaofei and I followed behind the coffin and walked to the Feng Shui treasure land selected by the Li family.
This time the Feng Shui site was chosen by Zhao Xi of the Zhao family. The location was relatively far away. It passed through many sugar cane fields and woods, and then entered the mountain road. It took two groups of people to carry the coffin to the hillside surrounded by mountains and rivers.
The walker didn't come along the way, and the sun came out. Although I stayed up all night, I felt relaxed. The walker probably won't come again in broad daylight for the time being.
I lit a firecracker and threw it into the dug grave. I walked over and muttered some words, sprinkled three taels of anti-mortem powder, a handful of ghost money, and a stick of lit black incense. This would prevent Li Ruizhong from deceiving the corpse, and he will do so in the future.
It was safe and sound, and then the Li family was allowed to bury.
People in the Li family and Xuanmen all know my abilities, and they all look up to me when they see me doing things now. Some masters and teachers also use my methods to explain the secrets to their apprentices.
Li Qinghe looked at me gratefully. After all, this effort alone cost a lot. This is true brotherhood.
After the burial, I took a red rope and some red chips and headed back. Wang Yuanyi's friend Zhang Xiaofei also followed, and Li Qinghe burned incense and knelt down in front of him.
Everyone dispersed quickly, and the crowd was quite safe. Nothing happened either. Because I had the Yin and Yang order, my wife and sister were here, and if I couldn't fight, I could go to the underworld, so I slowly relaxed.
After returning to Li's village, they stepped over the weights and braziers, washed themselves in hot water soaked in grapefruit leaves, and prepared to leave, agreeing to meet at the peace banquet.
"I'm exhausted. I have to go back and sleep for a day. It's hard to take a day off." Wang Yuanyi said beside him and went to drive his sports car.
"Okay, see you in the afternoon." I said, getting ready to drive away in the pickup truck.
Zhang Xiaofei drove his own van this time and did not leave with Wang Yuanyi. However, when he saw that I was alone, he followed me and said, "Brother Tian, let's discuss something?"
The last time I was at the Si Xiaoxian Taoist Temple, Zhang Xiaofei was hesitant to talk. This time, he took the opportunity to find me again when Wang Yuanyi and Li Qinghe were not around. It was not convenient to use the phone. It seemed that he was up to something bad.
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"Tell me, what's your bad idea?" I thought it was nothing to listen to. Since it didn't cost money, I might still have the money to deliver it to my door.
"Brother Tian, I recently heard from outside that you spend a lot of money. The ten million on hand have been almost spent recently, right? You also need to renovate the Four Little Immortals Taoist Temple and so on. I can't tell you, you have a lot of things to do, snake.
The hole is big, and we will soon be unable to make ends meet. How about we cooperate in tomb robbing? There is a big tomb recently, which is bigger than the one of South Vietnam King Zhao Yu. With your ability and the tomb robbing ability of our Zhang family,
"How about we turn it over?" Zhang Xiaofei reminded me with a glance.
"Grave robbing? It's not a good idea, is it?" I knew what this guy wanted to do before I even finished listening.
"What's the matter? Even if we don't go, others will go. We are all brothers. Can I, Zhang Xiaofei, trick you? According to ancient records, there are many gold, silver and jewelry inside, but this is not the main thing. There are many more
If you get a batch of antiques and so on, you will be able to cover your expenses for several years! If that works, let’s make an appointment over the phone to have tea and meet in person to chat.” Zhang Xiaofei encouraged him without sparing any effort, no wonder he stopped talking on the phone.
"Well, I'll think about it and I'll give you a call when the time comes." I said casually. Actually, I know that robbing tombs can make you money quickly, but danger also comes with it. I've done a lot of evil things now, and the zombie killer is chasing me.
He was running around. After last night, he didn't know where to hide today, so he had no time to accompany him.
It seems that hiding in the underworld is my destination. I took out the keys to the pickup truck, started the car and went back to Sixiaoxian Taoist Temple.
What the Liao brothers bought this time was a domestically produced pickup truck, ZTE’s flagship, which cost RMB 60,000 to RMB 70,000. And despite Liao Hong’s stunned look, the songs he chose were very overbearing. Paired with the music, this car feels like a tiger when driving.
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Lian Xijun put his arms around my neck, and when he heard the music, his little head shook and started humming. It was very cute.
No wonder Liao Hong became a singer for Zhao Yu, the corpse king, when he went to a nightclub. That was the fermentation of tiger gall and music cells.
The zombie maker was blown up this morning and was covered in shit. Of course I was in a good mood. I didn’t bother to change the music. I ran all the way and picked up the phone to call the Liao brothers. After all, it took a day and a night. Zhao Yu didn’t know this.
How's it going?
The call was connected quickly. Liao Zhao probably kept looking at his phone: "One day?"
"It's me, how is Zhao Yu?" I asked right away.
"Oh, we were ordered to run out at noon yesterday, and then we continued to have all kinds of fun! Now we just left the nightclub! We are going to take a bath in the supreme sauna! But Zhao Yu said that we should not go back today. He said that we will have to continue without you.
Listen to him, by the way, where have you been? The Li family has a funeral?" Liao Zhao sighed.
"Well, we're almost at the county. Just around the corner from the road sign. Okay, I'll go to the county and call Zhao Yu back." This Zhao Yu is the King of Corpses, and his behavior patterns and body are not much different from those of human beings.
, in addition to his cold and lifeless body, ordinary people would not think of him as a corpse king when they came into contact with him. At most, he was a black young man wearing green contact lenses.
"Oh, okay, then come quickly..."
As a result, before Liao Zhao finished speaking on the phone, when I was turning the corner, my wife-in-law suddenly pulled my clothes, which scared me so much that I looked around and quickly put my foot on the brake.
At the corner, two people with dull expressions were sitting on two big rocks on the side of the road. They turned to look at me. When I looked with my yin and yang eyes, I saw that they were two late-stage bloody corpses!
I stepped on the accelerator and wanted to drive over, but these two bloody corpses suddenly stood up, picked up two large rocks weighing several hundred kilograms, and threw them at me!
Boom!
When my sister-in-law reminded me, I hurriedly turned the steering wheel, but I still managed to avoid it. The front of the car was hit by a rock, and the passenger seat was completely destroyed!
The car braked and the inertia caused by the stone caused the airbag to explode. My mind went blank and I fell into a small river seven to eight meters beside the road.
