Sure enough, the TV played the movie. As expected, Nong Guofu didn't lie to me. The strange thing was that there was no name for the movie. As soon as it started playing, the actors appeared.
That beauty was indeed so pretty that I couldn't help but look at her twice.
Mrs. Qi snorted softly, which made me look over. Not to mention, Mrs. Qi is still very beautiful. Now she is at the age when the flower buds have finished blooming and she is so beautiful.
"This actor is really good-looking, but he wears too little clothes. I didn't expect that as time goes by, the world has declined." Mrs. Qi looked at the Japanese drama with annoyance.
I nodded awkwardly and watched the little girl on TV sitting on the sofa in a swimsuit and chattering. The subtitles were like, 'Good morning, I'm Shangyuan Mei, I'm very happy and so on.'
After I finished reading it, hey, that’s not right, this is...
Is it now popular in Japanese TV dramas to introduce the actors first and then start the show?
I immediately said: "In that country, is this popular now? I need to introduce the main actors first, and then start acting. I don't know what the prosperous Tang Dynasty was like at that time, Madam?"
I don’t watch much TV myself, and I only use search engines on my computer. After all, my wife’s sister monitors me very much, and she can be very sinister. When I was a teenager, I was almost frightened to death because I played a romantic action movie on a CD.
So from then on, I cultivated my moral character and cultivated my character, thanks to my wife’s contribution.
"The prosperous Tang Dynasty? Our prosperous Tang Dynasty was like this too. If you don't verify your true identity, you won't be able to enter the palace." Mrs. Qi said decisively.
There was still some time before the actors were introduced, so we chatted about it. After a while, Song Wanyi and Liu Xiaomiao also came over. She watched a lot of TV, but she probably wanted to see me for something, so they came together.
When Song Wanyi saw what was playing on the TV, her eyes lit up and she said, "I forgot something. I'll be back later. Xiao Miao, please wait here for me."
I saw that Song Wanyi was weird, so I ignored her and continued to watch TV with the two girls. Liu Xiaomiao didn’t know that she was abducted from some historical site in Zhou Feng. She had never seen anything on TV before. Seeing this
The beautiful woman asked about Mrs. Qi.
Mrs. Qi immediately copied what I explained and explained it to Liu Xiaomiao.
"It's interesting. Let's read it first and then talk to you about the express company." Liu Xiaomiao suddenly understood and immediately stood aside with interest.
"Yeah." I nodded. It turns out that Song Wanyi and Liu Xiaomiao came here for this.
The plot enters very quickly, and the main movie seems to have begun.
On the TV, two men suddenly ran out and started groping at the actress. At this scene, Mrs. Qi was stunned on the spot.
Even I was speechless and my eyes almost popped out.
Liu Xiaomiao also blushed and pointed at the TV, too shocked to speak.
Those two ugly men didn't care how we behaved in front of the TV, but they were very quick in their methods. Before Mrs. Qi, Liu Xiaomiao and I could react, the actress had plucked them all!
Not only did the actress not resist, she even acted cute with a playful smile.
"This! Xia Aiqing! What is this?" Mrs. Qi was extremely embarrassed. Both men were pressing on the little girl!
I was so frightened that I quickly ran over and turned off the TV! At this moment, my face turned red and I glanced at Liu Xiaomiao. Liu Xiaomiao was already crying with anger. He pulled out the Chun Lei Sword and yelled: "The thief!"
"No! This must be the wrong way to open it!" I quickly explained and looked outside the door. Song Wanyi was giggling outside.
No wonder Song Xiaonizi ran so fast. She knew I had fallen into the trap but didn't tell me.
"Xia Yitian! You lecher! You used this thing to stain my eyes!" Liu Xiaomiao, the chivalrous girl, was not joking. She immediately drew her sword and slashed at me!
"Xia Aiqing, you actually teased me... I am a widow in the cave, and my fate is already bleak, but you have such evil intentions. Where do you want to kill me?" Mrs. Qi was a little angry and a little embarrassed, but there was still a smile on her face.
The look of joy was as wonderful as knocking over the five-flavor bottle, and I was instantly drunk.
With a bang, the hard drive was cut in half. Although Liu Xiaomiao didn't dare to kill me, she still dared to destroy this small box.
I was so frightened that I ran out of the cave, and Liu Xiaomiao was so angry that I chased me out, asking for an explanation.
"Xia Yitian! You have such intentions. If you don't give me an explanation today, I won't let you go easily!"
"It's all said to be a misunderstanding. When my friend gave it to me, I didn't see what was inside!" In fact, if there is any explanation for this thing, I will let it go. Do I still need to express my own opinion?
Hearing the noisy sound of our cave, Master also came, and it became lively now.
"One day! If you don't stay in the cave to practice well, you will cause something!"
Just now, the word 'lewd thief' was shouted loudly, attracting many ghosts at once. Not only the old master, Xijun, Wang Yan, Zheng Qingling, etc. also came, but Jiang Han also came, inexplicably.
I'm watching what's going on here.
Even if I don’t say it, I’m ashamed. It’s all because I don’t have a thorough understanding of Japanese dramas. I didn’t know that such a big change has happened in the past few years. Speaking of Japanese dramas, his mother Nong Guofu was so shameless that he gave me a Japanese love action movie.
, this is a Japanese drama? But it seems that he asked me at that time if I really wanted a Japanese drama.
I'm also greedy. With Korean dramas, I feel that Korea and Japan are the same, and even Japanese dramas. Now I'm so angry. I watched a romantic action movie with Liu Xiaomiao and Mrs. Qi, and I jumped into the river.
Don't even think about cleaning it up.
Liu Xiaomiao is a heroine who hates evil. At that time, Tang Zhi, the young master of the Tang family, just wanted to slap Zhao Qian's big ass, but she was beheaded. I took her to see this. She won't come to assassinate me tonight, right?
?
Mrs. Qi is complicated. I don't know how to face her better. Now a deeper misunderstanding is about to come.
"Teacher! This summer, I brought some messy things to show to my disciples and Mrs. Qi. He...he is so...so bad!" Liu Xiaomiao was ashamed of her words, and her face turned red after speaking, feeling that she was too embarrassed to appear in public.
The ghost escaped from the cave.
"One day! Come here, my teacher!" The master was furious. He didn't know what it was. He was old, but he had seen a lot of things. He immediately called me to the classroom to make a plan.
"Teacher, you can't hit my brother! You can't hit me!" Xijun hugged me quickly and refused to let me pass.
Wang Yan also ran over and held my hand, looking at Qiu Cunzhi aggrievedly.
Song Wanyi originally thought it was lively when she was there, but now seeing that Qiu Cunzhi was so angry, she quickly ran over to intercede.
In the end, I still couldn't resist, so the master used magic to lead me to the classroom. Qiu Cunzhi was very angry. This kind of thing is simply unacceptable to the older generation. The key is that he ran away with Liu Xiaomiao in anger. The blame for this crime is
Big.
"Teacher, my master didn't do it on purpose. Someone must have framed him!" Song Wanyi said anxiously, but Qiu Cunzhi ignored her at all. A gust of wind blew her aside with a wave of his hand.
Qiu Cunzhi took out the ruler and was so angry that tears came out: "You! You scoundrel, how can you be so tormented! Teasing women and children, what a despicable act! Kneel down! Stretch out your hands!"
I suddenly felt aggrieved. I was indeed wrong in this matter, but I only passively caused this situation. I didn't get any advantage at all, and I even got a beating.
"Master, can you please stop beating me? You really can't blame me for this. I just took my friend's film!" I knelt down with a grimace and stretched out my hand.
Snapped!
This time, the pain was so painful that I was heartbroken. Qiu Cunzhi really hit him, but he was so angry that he shed tears. I sighed. It seemed that no matter how I explained it, I couldn't explain it. Who is so unlucky?
Well, it’s hard for anyone to explain this.
I watched it even if I didn’t watch it, what can I do?
After two more hits, Qiu Cunzhi simply threw away the ruler and sat down on the chair dejectedly: "I'm training you as a teacher, and it's for your own good. Is this an excuse to hit you? How can you enter the Taoism if your mind is so unstable?"
Since you are coming back to attack the Tao, you should experience it carefully, keep your breath steady, and not have distracting thoughts, but what about now? Forget it, let’s go, go back and think about it!”
I was stuck on the path, and my master was angry at me for not fighting, so the problem of women came up again, and now he himself is very embarrassed about accepting me as a troublesome disciple.
I was also depressed, so I went back to the bedroom, wrote a magic charm, and prepared to ask my wife.
