Lingtong didn't mind me scolding him at all. He took several strokes before he stopped. The pain made me grin and feel weak all over.
I struggled to get up, but my clothes had become strips of cloth. We were happy together, and Ling Tong didn't want to give me new clothes, so I could only dress like a beggar and wander around.
"If you bribe me with money again, I will beat the hell out of you! The Yin Division has always been fair and just when dealing with people, not to mention that what you have committed is a heinous crime. The Yin Division's document is here, if you dare to do anything else
Others, don't blame me for being tortured immediately!" Ling Tong looked at me coldly, took out a white indictment in one hand and threw it in front of me. He waved his hand, and the four or five ghosts blocking him behind him started to move around.
They carried out their belongings.
Those ghosts opened the black cauldron covered with white cloth, and there was boiling oil inside. They also took out a set of exquisite tongue-pulling tools, and looked like they were going to pull out the tongue. I was so scared that I almost sat down.
Fall to the ground.
I picked up the criminal indictment on the ground and took a look. It was all the same words like 'you' and 'I' that he had read before, and there were many strange seals on it.
Ling Tong smiled proudly, his face full of a good show: "Did you see it? This is the sin edict, handwritten by the city god, with a seal of title, which can reach the world of the world at will, no matter who you are, emperors, generals, souls of Shinto living Buddhas, Yang Shou
In the end, I will be able to call you too!"
"Oh, this is the guilty edict. It's a good calligraphy, but can it really lead to the earthly world?" I nodded, looked at the guilty edict, and then at the smoke coming out of my soul body, and frowned hard.
stand up.
"Does this need to be said? Just read the edict and tell me that anyone's soul will be sent straight to hell, no matter what you do, huh." Ling Tong saw my heart-wrenching look and sneered.
He then looked at the tall city wall in front of him, which stretched so long that he couldn't see clearly, and the gate in the middle of the wall, and said to me: "The city god is right there. Don't you look at the man wearing big blue armor and holding a big shackle outside."
Who is he! That’s General Shackles! Bribing me? You’re really looking for death!”
"Ling Tong, you whipped me twenty-nine times and kicked me seven times. I admit defeat. The dog bit me, and I feel bad for biting me back. But today I will never end my relationship with you City God. If
If you, the City God, don’t release me back to the earth, I will call for help and demolish your City God’s temple together!” I looked at Ling Tong fiercely.
Ling Tong thought I was joking and laughed sinisterly: "Very good, you have the backbone and you are helping me. Let's see how long you can hold on!"
"Hold on? I'll let you hold on!" I cursed angrily, holding the indictment in my hand, drawing a few spells on Zhao Xijun and Song Wanyi with my fingers, and shouted: "Xijun! Song Wanyi! I'll give you my soul."
The life-seeking ghost has been dragged to the road to hell, what are you two doing holding on to the body! Why don't you come to rescue him quickly!"
"Haha! Hahaha! Are you a fool? This criminal edict is about calling for souls. It's useless for you to call people who have not yet reached the end of their lifespan! Stop making trouble quickly, otherwise I, Ling Tong, will tell you to get out of here!
Ling Tong laughed loudly, took the indictment in one hand, and kicked me to the ground: "I don't know what it means, but I'll beat you until you know why, and then let the ghosts drag you to see the City God! I want to come to his old man's house."
You won’t make a fuss about me! I’ve seen a lot of evildoers like you, so you don’t deserve to be beaten!”
"Ling Tong, you bitch, you better have such hard bones! If you don't torture him for a while, you will die!" I refused to let him go, and the most I could do now was give him a few more sticks.
Just as I was getting comfortable from the beating, two reinforcements, one white and one red, flew over from where I came just now. Seeing that I was beaten so hard by Ling Tong that I had too much air and little air, Xijun was so angry that his mouth was split behind my ears.
Gen, the ape rushed over with his teeth bared!
Song Wanyi was also furious, so she entered my house and became the female general. Before she even used her fists and kicks, the master was almost beaten to disability by a ghost. It would be strange if she didn't beat the maid to death with a stick, thinking about the madam's
So domineering, she wishes she could have more legs now.
"Bitch Lingtong! You'd better not be scared to death!" I saw Xijun rushing towards us, and I knew that this criminal edict had an effect. I was surprised before that this guy had called me "hun" in ancient Chinese.
, the soul actually flew directly to the underworld, without even having to borrow the earthly path.
Entering Huangquan Road, this bitch started talking to each other. He must have recited a spell before. Otherwise, with Xijun and Song Wanyi as guardians, how could the underworld have pulled me down without a bloody battle?
I told him that he still didn't believe me when I called for help. He didn't know that I was raising ghosts, and the people I called were not from the earthly world?
"Xijun, kill all the bastards except this bitch!" I gritted my teeth and lay on the ground, pointing at these bastards.
When a ghost meets a fierce ghost, it's like a sheep meeting a wolf. These ghosts looked smug when they thought I was easy to bully, but in reality they are bullying good and afraid of evil.
Xijun even eats fierce ghosts, let alone this group of ghosts. With a roar, all the ghosts around her were shaken to the ground and couldn't move. She picked one up with each hand, just like picking out candies, and opened the blood basin.
He swallowed Guizhao's head in his big mouth.
After eating one at Zhaojiazhuangzi last time, Xijun knew the taste after eating the marrow. Gui Cha and other things, it tasted the best when it was cold all over the body. When she stayed in Yinfeng Town, there were only ghosts and ghosts there.
But she had never gone in before, and now twenty or thirty of them appeared. Of course they were all new to her, and they were ordered by me to eat. She turned into a foodie by order, and Xijun liked them the most.
When Ling Tong saw two extremely powerful ghosts coming, his face turned green with fright. He trembled and immediately took out the mourning stick to fight. As a result, Song Wanyi gave a light drink and waved her hand, causing a violent hurricane.
, the blow made Ling Tong's soul unstable and rolled to the ground.
I picked up the mourning stick, struggled to stand up, and hit Ling Tong's face with the stick.
Snapped!
"Ah!" Ling Tong rolled over in severe pain.
"You bitch! Let you beat me to death!" I yelled angrily and hit all parts of his body with the mourning stick. I hit him until his whole body was covered in smoke, just like an immortal dancing.
"Master, don't hit him. If you hit him again, his soul will be gone. It's a mourning stick. It can capture souls. Every blow can knock away a wisp of ghosts. It's not a dog-beating stick. If you hit it too much, it will disappear." Song Wanyi was a little confused.
He looked at Ling Tong worriedly and said to me.
"What? How could you..." When I heard this, I wondered how could Song Wanyi speak? Her voice was so sweet. When I looked at the surrounding environment, I remembered that I was in the underworld.
"This is the underworld, Master, and... should your posture... be changed?" Song Wanyi also said to me, and then she looked at me, who was wearing a cloth suit all over, and I was hanging proudly on Lingtong.
There was something indecent exposed on his body.
Even with any movement, the man's charm could not be blocked. Of course, her face flushed and she was too embarrassed to say anything.
"His grandma, I've only given him sixty-four strokes, and that's not twice as much!" I glared at Ling Tong pretending to be fierce, avoiding the embarrassment, and kicked him a few more times: "Take that skin of yours."
Give it to me! Hurry up!"
"Xia... Master! Sixty-four is more than twice as much... Please don't... hit me... I'll pick it up, just pick it up!" Ling Tong still hesitated, but when he saw me picking up the stick again, he immediately gave me his official uniform.
He pulled it off and gave it to me with both hands.
"Wow! Brother is naked, Xijun wants to hug me!" Xijun finished eating and saw that I was about to wear new clothes. He didn't care that I had just stripped naked, so he ran over and wanted to hug me like a curious baby.
I immediately covered my important parts with my official uniform.
The Lingtong saw that I threw him the prison uniform that I was wearing. He understood the shame and put it on immediately. After all, as an extradition officer, his identity is very important, so he couldn't be naked.
The official uniform must have been specially made by the Yin Division. The beating was so severe that no cracks were left. No wonder I saw that Ling Tong seemed to be quite resistant to the beating, and his soul was almost destroyed.
However, this dog-skin official uniform looks quite handsome. Song Wanyi and Xijun’s eyes lit up when they saw me. This is much better than the cloth beggar outfit just now.
On the other hand, Ling Tong is now hunched over and covered in smoke, yet he dare not stand up straight. If he does stand up straight now, he will be exposed.
"Didn't you stand upright just now? Now that your identity is reversed, you become like this?" The change of roles made me feel better. I touched the trace of smoke still coming out of my body. I really wanted to beat this Ling Tong to death.
, his hand was a little too harsh, and he almost beat me to the point of losing my soul.
"Master Xia, look what you said... I am not forced to do this. You have clear orders on your matter, and General Shackles is still waiting there in front of you. How can I pretend to be a public servant for personal gain... I really am not with you.
You are deliberately doing something wrong!" Ling Tong really scared me. It was so easy for the new official to take office three times, and he also took on the job of seducing the soul of a repeat offender. Returning is an important promotion bonus, and his performance now must not be rewarded.
The person showed that he was angry and aggrieved, but he had to keep a smile on his face.
"Come on, tell me! How can I return the Yang? After seducing the soul, there must be a way to return the Yang!" I thought, hadn't it been reported on TV that many people had been dead for several hours and still survived? This must be after death.
I have discussed it with the jailer boss in the underworld, so there is a way to return to the world, but the key is the conditions. Besides, how long have I been dead?
"Returning to Yang is a big deal. Unless you seduced the wrong soul, you can go through the interrogation by the City God and the twenty-four divisions above, and sign the consent document... This situation may be difficult now... Otherwise, you will always be old.
Are you going to serve as an errand in the underworld? If you can send two ghost generals to the City God, they must be in official positions!" Ling Tong said carefully and apologized.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately kicked him: "Get out of here, you piece of shit! I'm a good human being, but I still want to be a ghost of your underworld!? If I can't recover, I would rather risk my life to do it."
I’ve killed your little county God’s Temple!”
When Ling Tong heard this, his face turned green and green, and he was so frightened that he said, "This man is too willful. Isn't it good for him to be in charge of the underworld? He can order a bunch of ghosts around and serve delicious food. What others think
It is said that the right way in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. How can people be as strong as ghosts in these days?
Are you still not willing to give me back to you? Do you still want to fight hard?
"Master Xia! I'm just a little extradition officer. Anyway, you, the Old City God, must have a visit. Why don't you come with me first?" Ling Tong had no choice but to roll his eyes, wanting to invite me.
This great god went to the City God to let go of his burden. He didn't want to serve me anymore anyway. Maybe when he arrived at the City God, General Shackles showed off his power and swarmed up with all the brave ghosts and tied me up. It wasn't the Yins who said that.
Forget it? You can teach this man a lesson about keeping a low profile when you are a ghost, right?
