Chapter 147: So My Brain Is Broken
The next day.
At about ten o'clock in the morning, Uncle Wang and others came to find Ye Fan again.
After returning yesterday, they directly told Liang Deqi the good news, and a group of people held a vigorous meeting.
The content of the meeting mainly has two focuses.
First: How to find a way to get closer and gain the approval of the two seniors.
Second: If possible, try to deceive the two seniors...oh no, invite them to the palace.
Liang Deqi, Uncle Wang and others worked all night and prepared seven or eight plans.
After all, anything can happen, and it’s always good to be more prepared.
In fact, they wanted to come earlier. After all, arriving late would make people think that they were not caring about the matter.
But Liang Rujing said that Ye Fan would most likely not get up before ten o'clock...
It is absolutely undesirable to disturb Ye Fan, a transcendent senior, from resting.
Think further.
Senior Ye Fan seems to be sleeping, but if he really thinks he is sleeping, he is naive!
Maybe he is researching some profound knowledge about elixirs!
Does this mean that before ten o'clock is the prime time to learn alchemy?
This is the key point and needs to be circled!
"I've met these two seniors!" After entering, Uncle Wang and others saluted respectfully.
The attitude is extremely pious.
Even more pious than when I first became a disciple!
The two uncles were squatting in the yard playing when they heard the shouting and got up quickly.
Turn your body first, then your neck.
Such a cycle...
Although it was not the first time they saw it, Uncle Wang and others could not help but tremble...
Especially Master Xie Yan’s left eyeball that moves erratically and his horizontal ‘S’ shaped mouth...
All in all, it caused great discomfort...
But this time, none of them looked away!
If you look away when your senior looks at you, wouldn't it make your senior feel disrespected?
Senior will definitely be very unhappy by then!
If the senior is unhappy, it will be completely out of the question!
Also, since they have decided to learn from their seniors, they must learn thoroughly.
Strive to be in line with your seniors in your daily words and deeds!
It's not that difficult to turn your body first and then your neck. It should take some time to get used to it.
It's just that the bald senior's unique eyes and smile seem a bit difficult to deal with, right?
"Good morning." The two uncles smiled at everyone.
"Good morning, seniors."
Everyone suddenly became nervous.
When seniors say hello, we must respond politely.
When your seniors greet you with a smile, you must also smile when you respond.
Thinking of this, they tried hard to control their left eye and mouth.
If the eyeball doesn't move, try to make the left eyeball move around.
Some things seem to be just a little difficult, but when you actually sit up, you find that it is impossible...
They worked hard for a long time, but still couldn't meet the standards of Master Xieyan.
Not to mention it has been achieved, it is not even remotely similar!
No matter how they turn their left eye, their right eye will always move a little bit...
But fortunately, in addition to being alchemists, they are also monks.
Use a burst of true energy to fix the right eye, and then release a burst of true energy to control the movement of the left eye.
After everyone's hard work, they managed to keep the right eye still and the left eye moving slightly.
but……
Hiss~
It fucking hurts!
I feel like my eyeballs are almost popping out...
Then everyone released two streams of true energy again, pulling the corners of their mouths in opposite directions...
After their hard work, it finally took shape...
But the pain also doubled...
Everyone kept comforting themselves.
As long as I can learn about elixirs from my two seniors, what does it mean to be in pain?
Comfort is reserved for the dead!
Just when they were about to try to open up the topic, they found that the two seniors frowned slightly.
Everyone’s hearts suddenly skipped a beat!
What does it mean when senior frowns?
Is there something we did wrong?
They tried to recall whether they had done anything rude during the time from entering the door to saying hello.
While thinking about it, I had to endure the pain and try my best to maintain the current expression.
It would be troublesome if the seniors found out that they were distracted while talking!
But no matter what they thought, they couldn't figure out what was wrong with it.
The brows of the Second Elder and Master Xie Yan were even more furrowed than before.
Uncle Wang and others became even more nervous...
What did I do wrong?
do not care!
Keep thinking!
The senior's frown must be due to dissatisfaction. I can only say that he didn't expect it.
Time passed little by little.
Uncle Wang and others' expressions gradually became distorted because they were too uncomfortable...
"Master Xieyan, I really can't tell." The second elder shook his head and said softly.
"The situation is a bit complicated." Master Xie Yan also felt a bit difficult to deal with: "I can't seem to figure it out..."
The two uncles were stunned.
This group of people were obviously fine when they left yesterday, but why did everyone have problems with their expressions when they arrived today?
The eyes are split and the corners of the mouth are twisted.
At first, Master Xie Yan felt that the other party seemed to be imitating him, but he soon denied it.
These people seemed very polite yesterday, and it was impossible to joke about their physical defects.
And if you want to learn from yourself, that would be too unlikeable.
It feels more like there is something wrong with the facial nerve.
But after exhausting all he had learned in his life, he still couldn't find out what was wrong.
These people don't even have any minor problems, let alone serious illnesses.
A healthy person simply cannot be healthier.
But since there is nothing wrong with the body, why does the expression become like this?
Especially now, everything is starting to get distorted.
Master Xieyan pulled the second elder and squatted down.
"Second Elder, there should be no physical problems with these people." Master Xieyan whispered, "I suspect there is a problem somewhere else."
"Other places?" The second elder was a little confused.
Master Xie Yan secretly glanced at Uncle Wang and the others, and then quietly pointed at his head.
The second elder suddenly understood!
It turns out that my brain is broken!
It's a pity that neither I nor Master Xie Yan can do anything about such a thing as having a bad brain.
These fellow Taoists are really pitiful.
It was going well at first, but after one night, my brain was completely damaged.
The two uncles exchanged glances and nodded at the same time.
Although the two of them cannot help heal their brains, they can make them feel warm with kindness.
There is only so much they can do to treat such mentally ill patients.
"Are you here to see Ye Fan?" The two uncles stood up and came to the crowd with kind smiles.
"We are here to see two seniors today." Uncle Wang and others replied anxiously.
"Looking for us?" The two uncles were obviously a little surprised.
But soon, they understood.
The other party obviously came to see me for treatment.
But is there really nothing I can do to cure my brain damage?
But it’s hard to say it directly, as it will hurt the other person’s feelings.
"In that case, let's set off." Thinking of this, the two uncles gestured.
This chapter has been completed!