"Are you talking?" the little witch asked in surprise.
"Hello, beautiful fairy." Banana replied: "It's true that I'm talking."
Ye Fan looked at the obviously abnormal banana, and then at the pheasant squinting her eyes on the ground beside him basking in the sun...
Mad!
Why did I encounter all kinds of strange things?
It would be fine if a chicken demon spoke.
What's your fun with a banana?
...
"If you find it interesting, then go and have fun." Ye Fan waved his hand.
Now that things have come to this, he will definitely not be able to eat this banana anymore.
Eating a banana that speaks humans is even more weird than eating a chicken demon that speaks humans...
The little witch obediently took the peeled half of the banana and sat on the chair next to her and started chatting.
"Big Banana, why can you speak?" the little witch said curiously.
"Beautiful fairy, I don't know anything about this." An open banana peel touched the tip of the banana core like a human arm: "It's just that one day, I'll do it."
"Interesting." The little witch said with great interest: "Tell me what happened to you?"
"I was originally a banana with a grape in the forest, hanging on the tree with my brothers and sisters." The banana replied: "I was picked a while ago and I went to the city."
"Wouldn't the people before be curious when they saw you talking?" the little witch continued to ask.
"I don't usually talk to others, I prefer to think quietly." Banana replied.
"Then why did you speak again just now?" the little witch was puzzled.
"Because you were going to eat me just now." Banana peel made a move to spread her hands: "I don't want to die yet."
"That's right..." the little witch nodded suddenly.
"Beautiful fairy, you used the word "Ye" when discussing my words just now." Banana asked, "Have you ever encountered a banana like me before? If it is still alive, can you introduce us to it?
Why can I speak like this? I was also curious at the same time."
"Not a banana." The little witch pointed to the pheasant staring beside her: "It's it."
"Hello." Banana greeted the pheasant.
"Hello, you." Shan Ji looked confused.
It also thinks that a banana can speak, which is really weird.
"It seems that you have a lot to say." The little witch took a few steps and placed the banana in front of the pheasant: "You have a good chat and be friends."
After the incident, the little witch returned to Ye Fan and continued to feed him fruit.
"Damn!" Shan Ji exclaimed: "Brother, what's going on with you?"
"It's what you heard just now." Banana divided two pieces of skin and made a mat for himself. The other two pieces of skin were posing in a thoughtful posture: "Brother Chicken, how can you speak in your mouth?
?”
"I don't know either?" Shan Ji replied, "That day, when I was playing games with the little hen, I suddenly knew it."
"What a magical." Banana nodded: "It's a fate to meet you and me in such a situation. Why not make friends."
"Okay!" Shan Ji said excitedly: "Brother, where is your hometown?"
"On the other side of the monster forest in the south of the city."
"Damn, so do I! I won't say anything, it's all fate!"
...
The two guys started chatting with each other, and the more they talked, the more they became more and more speculative.
Especially the pheasant, she was so excited that she couldn't help herself.
Although it looks a bit lustful and inappropriate, it is actually lonely and lonely inside.
You can speak without transformation, which gives it some inexplicable sense of superiority.
I always feel like I am one head taller than other monsters.
But after that, it had no common language with ordinary monsters.
Those guys only know how to eat, sleep and practice, which is so boring!
But it is not that easy to integrate into the human world.
For example, the previous one...
What's that girl's name?
Forget it, this doesn't matter.
I sincerely want to make friends with her so that she can feel her sincerity and warmth.
But what about her?
She just treated herself as a toy and threw it away after using it!
The world is declining!
The world is cold and cold!
Brother Chicken is heartbroken!
...
Now I have met someone who is not the same, which makes Shan Ji feel like she is finding a close friend in the vast crowd.
"You guys have to chat and go somewhere else, don't affect my sunbathing."
Just as they were having a lot of fun chatting, Ye Fan muttered dissatisfiedly.
Listening to a chicken and a banana making nonsense, I always feel uncomfortable all over...
The pheasant hurriedly picked up the big banana with its wings and ran to an empty room.
After sitting down on the bed, I continued to pull up.
"Brother, have you just become a spirit not long ago?" Shan Ji said curiously: "Why is the only level of Qi refining cultivation?"
"Not that." Banana Xin shook her head: "Actually, it has been hundreds of years since I became a sperm."
"So long?" Shan Ji was surprised: "Brother, your cultivation level..."
"I just have no interest in cultivation." Banana replied: "I prefer quiet thinking than cultivation."
"For example, what kind of existence is a monster?"
"Why can't humans and monsters coexist peacefully?"
"Would you like to sit down and have a good talk? Why do you have to stay alive?"
"In order to become an immortal, what is above the immortal?"
“What is the essence of the world?”
"Is our world the only one?"
...
A banana problem was smashed, and the pheasant was stunned!
How do I know these?
Don't say I know, I haven't thought about it at all?
My dream is simple, I just miss a girl...
"Brother, I'm a rough chicken and have no education." Shan Ji sighed: "What I admire most in my life is a cultured monster like you!"
"Actually, thinking is a very interesting thing." Banana replied: "You can try it, I believe you will fall in love with this feeling."
"I'll forget it...by the way, brother." Shan Ji decisively changed the topic: "I just visited the chat and forgot to ask you what your name is."
"My name is Shan Ji." After saying that, Shan Ji took the lead in introducing herself and extended a chicken wing to the banana.
Banana lifted a banana peel and shook hands with the pheasant: "I don't have the name yet."
"Why is this?" the pheasant asked curiously with her wings.
"The name is a sacred thing," explained Banana, "Once you take it, you can't change it at will."
"I always thought it would be more appropriate to leave this kind of thing to the destined demon." Speaking of this, Banana paused: "Now it seems that Brother Ji is my destined demon, why don't you get it for me?"
"I'm just a rough man." Shan Ji said in a difficult situation: "Look, I'm a pheasant monster, so I named myself Shan Ji."
"The way is simple." Banana Xin nodded: "It's simple and unpretentious..."
Although there is no logic problem, it seems that everything is strange when a chicken or a banana is.
A few minutes later.
"According to my observation, humans usually use the word "gentleman" to respect you as a cultured person." Shan Ji suggested: "Or why don't you also add the word "gentleman" to your name?"
"Banana gentleman?" Banana was stunned for a moment: "It seems even more strange? Or... Is it called Banana Jun?"
"Hey, this is good!" Shan Ji's eyes lit up: "I think it's OK!"