"Sister, although it can speak, its strength is only qi cultivation." The little witch did not bother with her and kindly reminded: "It is not helpful to the battle."
"It doesn't matter whether you fight or not." The female cultivator looked at Banana Jun with bright eyes: "How about I exchange my magic weapon with you?"
"You are not worth it, right?" The little witch wondered: "Your magic weapon is obviously better than it."
"But the magic weapon is a dead thing." The female cultivator said with her eyes: "But this banana can move and speak!"
Banana Jun looked at the female cultivator in wonder.
Although it doesn't know why the other party is so interested in it, it always feels that it doesn't seem like a good thing...
"Forget it." The little witch refused politely: "After all, this is my husband's thing, and I'm not easy to make decisions."
"Then...well..." The female cultivator sighed with regret on her face.
When I went shopping, the little witch was always in a state of wonder.
Because from time to time, female cultivators would come over to ask her if she would sell bananas.
"Sister, why are they all so interested in Big Banana?" The little witch finally asked the question in her heart.
"This..." The female cultivator sighed: "It seems that you get along well with your husband..."
The little witch scratched her head in wonder.
Why are these female cultivators in Geshan City weird?
The two of them walked until evening before they separated.
After dinner, the pheasant and banana were sitting on the roof looking at the stars.
To be precise, the pheasant was sitting on the roof, and the banana was riding on the chicken's neck...
"The human world is indeed very wonderful." Banana Jun sighed at what he saw and heard today: "The harvest is really good today."
"Yes..." Shan Ji said perfunctorily: "Then congratulations."
"Shan Ji, why do you look a little unhappy?" Banana Jun realized that his friend was in a wrong state.
"I'm not happy!" Shan Ji complained, "Those beautiful girls all like you so much, but they just ignore me!"
"I don't know this either." Banana Jun raised the banana peel and scratched his head: "This problem has also troubled me for a day."
"My number is unbalanced..." Shan Ji sighed: "But you can't blame you for this, just treat me as a slut..."
"Shanqi, you don't have to care." Banana Jun gently patted the chicken's neck: "At least you have a good friend, don't you? What a wonderful fate we can meet in the vast sea of demons."
Gradually, it was late at night.
The Er Yao seemed to have finished talking about the topic and fell into silence.
Because Banana Jun said it was a little cold, the pheasant protected it under its wings.
Banana Jun thanked him and hugged the chicken's claws with the banana peel.
"It's really a good friend to make the demon happy." Banana Jun said, gently rubbing the chicken legs with the banana core.
The pheasant did not reply, but protected her wings more strictly.
Banana Jun’s previous topic about friends made Shan Ji feel warm in her heart.
It is indeed a pleasant thing to be good friends with it.
At least I will not be as lonely and bored as before.
While moved, Shan Ji vaguely felt something was wrong.
"Banana, can you stop rubbing my legs?"
"I read the book before and said that friction can keep warm."
"But you don't seem to have read a book, right?"
"Oh, don't care about those details."
...
The next morning.
Because of the agreement before separation yesterday, the little witch went shopping after eating and drinking.
Due to yesterday's lesson, she did not bring the chicken and banana combination when she went out today.
Being watched by those female cultivators always makes her feel like she is being seen as a monkey...
After meeting, the female cultivator couldn't help feeling a little disappointed when she saw that the little witch did not bring Banana Jun out.
And the Banana Lord she was thinking about was strolling around the street with the pheasant.
A gust of wind blew.
A female cultivator's skirt was blown up.
"Bang!"
"Senior Brother, I didn't expect you to be such a person!" The female cultivator covered her skirt and blushed, staring at her senior brother and condemned her.
"Junior sister, it's not my business!" The senior brother covered his face aggrievedly: "It was the chicken that ran over just now that lifted your skirt..."
"I don't even have the courage to admit my mistakes. Senior brother, I misread you!"
"Junior sister, what I said is true!"
...
The two chased after each other and gradually disappeared into the crowd.
The entrance of the alley not far away.
"This is a fascinating feeling." The pheasant put his wings in front of his nose and said intoxicatedly: "I love you so much!"
Seeing its intoxicated and aftertaste, it looked like a pervert...
"What a pity..." Shan Ji changed her tone and sighed: "We monsters are always a vulnerable group..."
"How about this?" Banana Jun said curiously.
"These girls actually wear clothes when they go out. This is obviously not trusting us!" Shan Ji said angrily: "I can tolerate wearing a skirt, and I have to wear something else in my hair!"
"Shan Chicken, you seem to have a logical problem." Banana Jun analyzed seriously: "And humans wear clothes because of shame, it seems that they have done nothing wrong."
"But we monsters never wear clothes!" Shan Ji said dissatisfied: "Humans claim to be higher races, but they are not as open as our monsters, bah!"
"Well... have you ever considered the reason why the monster's hair grows?" Banana Jun paused: "Isn't the fur of a monster equivalent to clothes?"
The air instantly quiet...
A few seconds later.
"Brother Jiao." Shan Ji turned her head and said seriously: "If you continue like this, you will lose my friend..."
Banana Jun picked up the banana peel to make a head scratcher, and it seemed very puzzled.
All morning was spent in the rogue behavior of the pheasant.
Moreover, this guy specializes in picking monks whose cultivation is not as high as him, and he is typically bullying the weak and afraid of the strong.
These female cultivators below the Golden Elixir Realm are basically at the lowest level in Geshan City.
Even if you find out that it is a pheasant, you usually dare not speak out.
Those with high cultivation are too lazy to deal with such trivial matters.
Banana Jun expressed his confusion about the behavior of the pheasant.
What's so good about black paint?
It was almost noon, Shan Ji decided to have another vote and go back to have a meal.
After seeing a female cultivator in the foundation-building realm, Shan Ji leaned over quietly.
The demon wind lifted up his skirt and touched his butt with chicken wings.
Completed in one go!
However, this time the female cultivator did not scream like others, but looked at the chicken banana combination with curiosity.
"Shanqi, this woman's eyes seem to be a little wrong." Banana Jun reminded.
"I saw it." Shan Ji replied in a low voice: "This girl's eyes seem to be about to swallow Brother Chicken."
"It seems that Brother Ji is so charming that I can't stop you." Shan Ji added again.
Then they saw that the female cultivator smiled.
Smiling brightly.
Not only did he laugh, but he also waved.
The next moment.
Several male cultivators in the Nascent Soul Realm rushed out of nowhere and took down the two demons on the spot.
"Girl, I think this is a misunderstanding!" Shan Ji finally realized the seriousness of the problem.
Banana Jun was so scared that he didn't dare to speak, and he was trembling with his neck holding the chicken...
"You can speak without transformation, it's interesting." The female cultivator looked at the two demons with bright eyes: "Go home with me."
In this way, the two demons were taken away helplessly...