Chapter 285 The Correct Posture for Watching a Movie and Eating Melons
"Thank you for your kindness, we will consider it!" The little witch took Ye Fan's hand and said with a dark face.
"There is something to do at home today, so let's go back first." After a casual walk, the little witch spoke: "I'll find two sisters to play with another day."
The Hongying sisters didn't force it, and they left after being polite for a few words.
On the way back, Hongying took out the messaging jade and reported what happened today.
The content is basically the abnormal breakthrough speed of the pheasant and Banana Jun.
The message was soon answered.
"Continue to observe and report new situations as soon as possible."
On the other side.
"Banana, you seem to be afraid of that woman named Luying?" On the way back, Ye Fan said curiously: "What did she do to you before?"
The little witch just mentioned it simply before, but didn't explain the specific one clearly.
"Yes, big banana." The little witch asked, "I didn't tell you last time, what happened that day?"
"Brother, big sister, please don't ask." Banana Jun covered the top of the banana core in pain: "Please allow me to keep the last little privacy?"
"Phoenix?" The little witch picked up the left chicken and said, "Why don't you tell me?"
"I haven't seen the process, but if I guess..."
"Panther!" Banana Jun immediately became furious: "If you said it today, I will break up with you!"
Although the pheasant did not see it with his own eyes at that time, based on the Banana Lord's understanding of it, the pheasant must have seen some clues.
"Big brother, big sister..." Shan Ji said, "Why... don't ask?"
"Tsk, it's mysterious." The little witch put the pheasant back on the ground in disappointment: "If you don't say it, pull it down."
Ye Fan looked at Banana Jun’s look...
Let's think of Lu Ying's lustful eyes before...
A bold and outrageous idea gradually formed in his mind...
Then he was frightened by his thoughts!
I'll go!
Could this female cultivator be so heavy, right?
Through contact with Banana Jun, Ye Fan discovered that it was a very pure monster.
And it is not the same species as humans, and it will not have any messy ideas.
After all, rogue chickens like pheasants are just exceptions.
If that's true...
All this is indeed unbearable darkness for its young banana spirit.
...
If Banana Jun knew what Ye Fan was thinking, he would probably really cry.
Because the facts are countless times more terrifying than he imagined...
Not long after walking out, a big excitement appeared in front of Ye Fan and the others.
A brief look at least tens of thousands of monks, and the sky was covered by shadows!
And not only did it fight in the sky, but also a large area spread out on the ground!
The light of various magic and the flying of broken arms and broken limbs was so joyful!
This time, not only pedestrians, but also the passing "beasts" and the "flying" in the air have changed their way!
Ye Fan and the little witch immediately looked at each other.
This is the first time I saw such a large-scale dry-fighting scene after coming to Geshan City.
Compared with the scene in front of me, those things were simply pediatrics?!
"Huh?" Shan Ji looked into the air and exclaimed lightly.
"What's the situation?" Ye Fan picked it up and asked.
"Looking at those people's clothes, it seems that they are from the two major local gangs." Shan Ji crawled on Ye Fan's shoulder: "That's right, it's from the Qinglang Gang and the Liehu Gang."
"Tell me in detail." Ye Fan simply hugged his arms and entered the state of watching the show.
"These are the two largest gangs in this area, and they often fight for snatching territory." Shan Ji hurriedly replied: "But in the past they were all small-scale fights, and it was the first time they were doing such a large-scale crime like today.
As for the specific reason, I don’t know."
"As the best of the intelligent race, humans are keen on killing each other." Banana Jun suddenly sighed: "And such a contradictory complex has become an existence that dominates the entire continent."
"You're right." The little witch nodded in agreement.
Ye Fan immediately gave her a little head: "It seems like you are not a human being."
The devil's way is ultimately a human category, and it is different from the demon race.
The little witch wrinkled her nose at Ye Fan and continued to watch the show.
"Okay." Ye Fan signaled: "It's wrong for us to watch the show like this when we fight."
"Oh." The little witch and the second demon responded and prepared to leave.
Then they saw Ye Fan took out several small stools from the ring...
Finally, I took out a large watermelon and cut it into several petals.
"Now is the right way to watch the show." Ye Fan said naturally while dividing the watermelon.
Little Witch:...
Chicken Banana Combination:...
Big brother is big brother!
Learned!
Soon, the battle evolved more and more fiercely.
Afraid of being affected and injured, many people with low cultivation also ran away: It is good to watch the fun, but life is still important.
Among the few melons to eat, Ye Fan and his group really became eye-catching in an instant.
A faint black aura emanated from the little witch, covering Ye Fan and the others.
【Stop your meaningless wasteful behavior quickly!】
"Senior, it's not too much to watch the fun occasionally." The little witch replied in her heart and ate a bite of the watermelon comfortably.
【Mad, you were damaged by this stinky salted fish!】
【I'm fucking…】
...
"As a banana, will you feel uncomfortable eating watermelon?" Ye Fan suddenly asked Banana Jun: "How can you say that, you are half of the same kind, right?"
"It's okay." Banana Jun replied casually: "It's common for monsters to have similar cannibals, not to mention that we are not strictly considered similar."
While speaking, Banana Jun "eats" another bite of watermelon.
It’s not so much about eating, but rather about absorbing it.
As soon as the watermelon pulp and banana core come into contact, it melts and disappears.
Originally, Bananas didn't need to eat.
It does this just to better integrate into human society.
Moreover, since he practiced those two skills, he suddenly became interested in food.
After the pheasant chewed a watermelon in a few bites, he stared at the scene of the melee.
Seeing this, the little witch's eyes narrowed.
Is the pheasant absorbing practical experience?
Thinking of this, she nodded secretly.
Although the cultivation level of these people is not up to her eyes, it is barely just right for Shan Ji.
Practicing exercises is just a theory, and this scene in front of you is indeed a good teaching for it.
Why don’t you look back and have time to catch a few little demons with similar cultivation to practice their skills?
The pheasant's eyes became more kind, and his bare body was trembling slightly.
suddenly!
The pheasant rushed out in a flash!
"What are you doing with little chicken?" the little witch shouted in surprise: "It's too dangerous, come back soon!"
"Forget it, let it go." Ye Fan grabbed the little witch who wanted to take action: "The flowers that have not been baptized by the wind and rain will not last long."
At this moment, Ye Fan saw his former self in the pheasant.
As a cultivator, fighting was a common occurrence.
Every time I become stronger, I get it back with blood and sweat.
All of them are achieved by struggling on the brink of death again and again.
Although he no longer practices in this life, he still supports Shan Ji's determination and spirit very much.