Chapter 34 Master, you are too tight, I can't put it in
The toilet is more than a thousand meters away from the front hall.
In addition, the former peak master of Xianyu Peak was a bit mysophobic, so he specially set up a formation similar to purifying the air in the toilet.
But now, Ye Fan is still so bad that he fainted from the smell...
Uncle's!
Li understands that this guy is a horse-drawn laixiang or is he engaged in biochemical research?!
Ye Fan covered his nose and rode the flying bed to the outside of the toilet. He quickly filled the array with several spiritual stones and the terrible stench finally disappeared...
After doing this, Ye Fan hurriedly flew back to the bedroom to take a shower!
Just for a moment, he felt as if he had fallen into a cesspit...
Inside the toilet.
Li Mingming sat on the toilet and passed out.
He was stunned by his own stink...
And the great familiar Nirvana is completely confused!
Because he discovered that he was actually pulled out by this human monk!
What's even worse is that an extremely strong smell is hitting his olfactory nerves crazily...
Nirvana felt that he must have seen a ghost!
His majestic familiar was pulled out by a human???
And the smell is so damn bad that I can’t stand it?
But soon, he realized that this was an opportunity!
Now that I have left this monk's body, I can directly seize the innate Tao body!
You tried your best to float outside, but your head was pushed back by the edge of the toilet...
"It seems that I am too weak..." Nirvana muttered: "It's just a cesspit, let me blast it to pieces!"
Nirvana controlled the few demonic energy and blasted it towards the edge of the toilet!
And just as his demonic energy took effect, a large golden light suddenly lit up in the toilet!
Sanskrit chants sounded in the toilet along with the golden light.
"Why is there such a dazzling golden light in the manure pit!" Nirvana suddenly panicked: "No--!"
However, no matter how he shouted, it had no effect.
As there are more and more Sanskrit sounds, the toilet has become a sea of golden light!
The demonic energy is eaten away by the golden light, and the body is swallowed up by the Sanskrit sound...
A generation of demons, Nirvana, fell into the toilet in frustration...
This time, he was completely dead.
There is no turning around again...
Half an hour later, Li Baiming woke up leisurely...
After saying goodbye to Ye Fan awkwardly, he ran down the mountain dejectedly...
Ziyun Peak.
Master Ziyun on the futon slowly opened his eyes.
She was feeling a little down.
It has been more than two hundred years, and her cultivation has shown no signs of improvement.
If nothing else, with her qualifications, she will stop here in her life...
Although he was extremely reluctant in his heart, Master Ziyun was forced to accept this fact.
This kind of thing is a huge blow to any monk, and Master Ziyun is no exception.
She was lying on the embroidered bed in her room, feeling sad for a long, long time...
An hour later.
Master Ziyun suddenly had an idea!
There is really no chance of progress if you practice like this.
What if you ask your precious apprentice for help?
Although the abnormal cultivation speed of the innate Tao body only affects the innate Tao body himself.
But besides being an innate Taoist body, this precious disciple of mine is also suspected to be the reincarnation of a great cultivator!
Although this kind of reincarnation will not retain the previous memories, the cultivation methods and other things will be retained.
Since he is the reincarnation of a big boss, he might have a solution to his problems!
Just do it!
Master Ziyun immediately straightened his clothes and flew towards Xianyu Peak.
The top of Xianyu Peak.
"Master?" Ye Fan quickly put down the recipe in his hand and stood up from the recliner: "Is something wrong?"
"Good disciple, are you studying the recipes?" Master Ziyun asked with a smile.
Ye Fan frowned slightly and realized that things were not simple.
No matter what, it seems that my master has no good intentions...
"Actually, I have nothing to do when I come here this time. I just want to..." Master Ziyun suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "I want to learn how to cook from you."
She knew that if she directly asked Mark to give her guidance, Mark would definitely not do it.
After all, no matter how he said that he was his master in name, this would make Ye Fan very embarrassed.
So, she pretended to learn how to cook.
Besides, in her opinion, there are different paths, so maybe she actually learned something from cooking?
The premise is that this precious apprentice of mine is really willing to teach...
Ye Fan looked at Master Ziyun with an even weirder look!
You came all the way here to tell me that you just wanted to learn how to cook?
There is indeed something wrong with my master!
"What, can't I learn to cook?" Master Ziyun felt a little uncomfortable when Ye Fan looked at him: "My teacher is a woman anyway, what's wrong with learning how to cook? What if my teacher gets married one day?"
Don’t you get it?”
"Then you should find a master to come back to me as soon as possible?" Ye Fan immediately teased.
"I don't care, I just want to learn cooking from you today!" Master Ziyun glared at Ye Fan fiercely.
Regarding this apprentice, Master Ziyun simply had a headache.
When others call me Master, they always use "you", but I, a stinky disciple, always use "you".
This is tolerated.
Unfortunately, although this stinky disciple calls himself Master on the surface, he doesn't regard himself as Master at all in his heart.
Every time he looked at her, it was like an old man looking at a little girl.
Sometimes there is even a feeling of kindness in the eyes!
This fairy is so angry!
A kid in his twenties actually did such a crazy thing!
However, I was reluctant to beat and scold him because of the innate Taoist matter.
The most important thing is...
I didn't care about it before, but now I can't beat him...
I have failed so much as a master...
So angry!!!
"Master wants to learn, of course." Ye Fan stopped teasing her and readily agreed.
Although I don’t know what my master’s intentions are, it doesn’t matter if I just ask her to cook.
Anyway, as long as she doesn't push herself to practice, she can do anything!
Ye Fan felt that Ziyun was over a thousand years old, so even if he didn't cook the food himself, he should know a little bit about it, right?
But the facts proved that he was very wrong...
"Master, you can't do this." Looking at the kitchen that looked like it was after an earthquake, Ye Fan said speechlessly: "Aren't you usually able to send and receive Qi freely? Why do you lose control when cooking?"
"I...I'm a little nervous..." Master Ziyun said awkwardly: "Okay, from now on I promise not to use any energy!"
"Then, first stuff these ingredients into the opening under the chicken's neck like this..." Ye Fan said as he picked up the ingredients and stuffed them into the opening under the chicken's neck.
Although Master Ziyun said he was no longer nervous, his hands were still tightly holding the chicken's neck.
Even if she, a big shot in the Nascent Soul Realm, doesn't use her true energy, her physical strength is not comparable to that of Ye Fan, a scumbag.
Because Ziyun's grip was too tight, Ye Fan had no way to start...
"Master, relax." Ye Fan said helplessly: "You're making it too tight, I can't put it in at all."