Ji Yunqi was extremely happy while holding the meat that Ye Muan gave her. The first thing she did when she got home was to take photos and post them on WeChat to show off.
Ji Yunqi: This is the second gift you gave me.
Ji Yunqi has been posting a lot on her WeChat Moments recently. Her manager was worried that she would go ahead and make an official announcement directly, so she was always paying attention. When she saw a succulent picture posted today, she couldn't help but complain.
Sister Duo: Are the roses not good-looking, or are the lilies not fragrant enough? Do I need a pot of succulents as a gift?
Xiaoyu: This pot of succulents looks like dragon fruit. Can it be eaten?
Friend 1: As expected, rich people’s displays of affection reek of copper.
Friend 2: You are blind upstairs. Isn’t it just that you can buy two pots of succulents for five yuan per pot?
Friend 3: If you buy on Taobao, you can get free shipping.
Friend 4: If my boyfriend gave me a pot of meat, I would pass him on the spot.
Friend 1: Haha, you ignorant women, is this an ordinary pot of succulents?
Is your boyfriend willing to give you a pot of succulents worth six million?
Friend 2:!! Six million pieces of meat! Can you live forever if you eat it?
Friend 3: Poverty limits my imagination.
Friend 4: If my boyfriend gave me a pot of succulents worth six million, I would marry him right away.
Ji Yunqi was stunned when he saw these comments. It took him a while to react. When he looked at the pot of meat on the window sill, he felt his scalp was numb.
Didn't Ye Muan say it's not expensive?
Isn’t six million expensive?
She was a little panicked and quickly opened Ye Muyi's WeChat account.
Ji Yunqi: Ye Muyi, I'm a little panicked now.
It took Ye Muyi a while to reply to her: Are you pregnant?
Don't panic, I will take responsibility.
Ji Yunqi: What does my pregnancy have to do with you?
Ye Muyi: Aren’t you pregnant with my nephew?
My uncle's milk powder and diapers are all included.
Ji Yunqi: Can I not afford milk powder or diapers?
Ye Muyi: Then why are you panicking?
My brother refuses to admit it?
No way, my brother is not such a person.
Ji Yunqi: Of course not your brother.
Ye Muyi: Wouldn’t everyone be happy?
My brother is going to be a father, you are going to be a mother, and I am going to be an uncle. Oh my, you guys are moving very fast.
Ji Yun's face darkened: Shut up! I'm not pregnant, you've led me astray.
Ye Muyi was very disappointed: My little nephew's dream was shattered, you give me back my little nephew.
Ji Yunqi sent an emoji like "Fuck", and then immediately sent him the picture on Moments.
Ye Muyi: Huh?
This pot of succulents looks familiar, as if I’ve seen it somewhere.
He hadn't seen Ji Yunqi's circle of friends yet, so he didn't know that this pot of meat was a gift from his brother.
Ji Yunqi reminded him: Your greenhouse.
Ye Muyi was shocked: Did you go to my house?
And stole this pot of succulents from my greenhouse?
Ji Yunqi: I'm sick. Ye Muyi, is all shit in your head?
This was given to me by your brother! Ye Muyi was even more shocked: Oh my God, my brother is so quick at understanding that he even knows how to give you flowers.
Ji Yunqi's head was full of black lines: Is this the point?
The point is, I didn’t know this pot of succulents was so expensive. I heard that your father raised all the flowers in your house. Will your father beat your brother to death when he comes home?
Ye Muyi: Then you really think too much. My dad must be comforted by Lao Huai.
Ji Yunqi:?
?
Ye Muyi: My dad is a businessman, and he can get a daughter-in-law for just six million. It’s such a good deal, and it’s too late for him to enjoy it secretly.
Ji Yunqi: ...Ye Muyi thought to himself that I didn't even tell you that the jade pendant my brother gave you when you were a child was still an heirloom of our family.
After finishing the conversation with Ye Muyi, Ji Yunqi didn't feel at ease because she was afraid that it would be too sinful for her to raise this pot of succulents worth six million to death.
After thinking about it again and again, she decided to take this pot of succulents with her wherever she went to film, so as not to be robbed when she was not at home and steal the 6 million pot of succulents.
After making the decision, Ji Yunqi went to sleep peacefully.
After a good night's sleep, Ji Yun got up early the next morning. Ji's mother prepared breakfast, which was all her favorites. She sat down and ate a lot.
Ji's mother is leaving today, and it's hard for her daughter to go home when filming. She might as well go back to accompany her husband.
Ji Yunqi didn't have time to send his mother to the airport, so he asked Sister Duo to see her mother off. She took Xiaoyu and Duorou to the set.
The little fish was salivating at the meat along the way: "Is this really inedible?"
"You go ahead and eat it. This pot of meat is worth six million. You first have to figure out whether you can afford it."
Ji Yunqi was reading the script and glanced at Xiaoyu.
"ah!"
Xiaoyu was so frightened that he opened his mouth into an O-shape, and he could hardly speak clearly: "Six, six million?
You don’t have more, why don’t you say a few more zeros?
Isn’t it just a few dollars for a pot of meat?”
"Have you ever seen a succulent that costs a few dollars a pot and looks like this?"
Ji Yunqi looked well-informed, but he was actually shocked when he learned the price yesterday.
Xiaoyu shook his head subconsciously.
Ji Yunqi gave her a "No more then" look.
"The meat of Zhumen's dogs stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road."
Xiaoyu was so envious that he looked up to the sky and screamed: "While I was still struggling with food and clothing, others could already raise six million succulents."
Ji Yunqi was amused by her and explained: "From now on, this pot of succulents will follow me wherever I go. You are responsible for taking good care of it. You can't let it die or lose it. Otherwise, hehe, you will suffer the consequences yourself."
think."
"No."
Xiaoyu cried: "I'm just a little assistant."
"Salary increase by 20%."
Ji Yun stood up.
"But I don't know how to grow flowers and grass."
"thirty."
"Yunqi, please don't make things difficult for me."
"Fifty."
"OK."
Xiaoyu nodded repeatedly and assured: "Don't worry, I'll be there if it's there. If it dies, I'll die. I'll protect it with my life."
Ji Yunqi:...Why did her shrewd agent want to recruit a little money-crazy assistant for her?
Xiaoyu accepted the task of raising more succulents, and immediately posted a request for help on WeChat Moments.
Xiaoyu: Omnipotent circle of friends, who of you sells insurance? I want to buy an insurance policy for a pot of succulents. The kind that can pay out 6 million if it dies and is lost.
Friend 1: Today is another day for Xiaoyu to tell jokes.
Friend 2: Are your succulents encrusted with diamonds?
Friend 3: I suggest you go to the hospital and have a brain CT scan. Oh, it’s best to buy insurance before you go, otherwise you won’t be able to buy it if you find out you have a brain disease.
Friends began to build a building under her circle of friends to laugh at her, some of which were good-natured ridicules, and some of which were malicious ridicules. In short, this circle of friends was very lively.
Xiaoyu read through them one by one, and came up with a unified reply very calmly.
Unified reply: Today is a day for Xiaoyu to increase your knowledge. Let’s learn more about Jiansinova.
Very few people know this kind of unpopular knowledge. After seeing her reply, her friends collectively searched the Internet for "Jiansuowa Succulent" and were all dumbfounded.
It's not that Xiaoyu is mentally ill, but that they have too little knowledge. There is really a kind of succulent that is worth six million, which is more expensive than diamonds. It has a price but no market.
Even if he is not as good as a dog, now he is not even as good as a pot of meat.
It's too awful.
I was deeply shocked by a pot of succulents early in the morning.
In the next life, they will also be reincarnated as a pot of meat, the kind worth six million.