My brother, you should really thank your sister-in-law for marrying you, otherwise you would really be destined to be an orphan.
Xia Jingze was familiar with everything and casually listed a lot: Coach, LV, Chanel, Dior, Hermès, Prada...
Ye Lancheng received a list of names from Xia Jingze, glanced at it casually, then copied and pasted it to Lao Jiu.
Lao Jiu was confused: Young Master, what is this?
Ye Lancheng: Buy these brands of bags and lipsticks.
Lao Jiu: Buy them all?
Ye Lancheng: Yeah.
Lao Jiu: Okay, I will arrange it tomorrow.
Ye Lancheng: Buy it now. I will see it at home tomorrow morning.
Lao Jiu:......
Young Master, do you know what time it is? The shopping malls are closed, okay?
However, Lao Jiu complained, and he replied instantly: Yes, young master.
Ye Lancheng turned off his phone, turned on vibrate and threw it on the bedside table. When he turned to look at An Zhisu, she was already fast asleep.
Ye Lancheng:......
Are you really angry? How can anyone sleep so soundly when they are angry?
Ye Lancheng looked at the pillow that stood between him and his young wife. He felt that it was an eyesore, so he stretched out his hand, picked it up and threw it to the ground.
This time it looked much more pleasing to the eye, but there was still an empty space between the couple. He didn't like the blank space again. After a while, he saw that his little wife was really asleep, and he started to put her in his arms.
Drag. An Zhisu was always sleeping soundly next to Ye Lancheng, and she was unconscious when Ye Lancheng dragged her over. When Ye Lancheng dragged her into his arms, she habitually raised her legs and put them on his waist, apparently forgetting that she was
I said no one is allowed to hug me
What she said.
Ye Lancheng raised the corners of his lips, turned off the main light in the bedroom, and closed his eyes around his little wife under the dim balcony wall lamp.
…
The next day.
An Zhisu stood in front of the sink and brushed her teeth. While brushing her teeth, she was thinking seriously about a question. She and Ye Lancheng clearly drew the 38th parallel last night. Why did she and Ye Lancheng fall asleep together again when she opened her eyes?
No, to be precise, she was unilaterally grabbing her like a koala, and she was lying on her back, sleeping like a gentleman, without even putting her hands on her waist.
An Zhisu was very confused. The pillow was thrown on the ground next to her. Could it be that she had thrown it when she was asleep because she thought the pillow was preventing her from getting into Ye Lancheng's arms?
Oh, how embarrassing!
An Zhisu spat out a mouthful of toothpaste, and she also righteously forbade others from hugging her. However, she was lucky enough to hug her even after half the night. It was so... shameless.
.
An Zhisu brushed her teeth with a red face, washed her face with a red face, and protected her skin with a red face. It wasn't until she walked out of the bedroom door that she pretended as if nothing had happened and calmly went downstairs.
After that, she was shocked.
On the floor downstairs, there were rows of bags and lipsticks neatly arranged, like soldiers in formation, spectacular and unified.
An Zhisu rubbed her eyes, maybe she was still dreaming.
But when she opened her eyes again, the bags and lipstick were still lying neatly on the floor, not a single one was missing.
An Zhisu's jaw dropped in shock and he ran over to take a look. Good guys, they are all big names.
"Ye Lancheng..." An Zhisu shouted loudly.
"Huh?" Ye Lancheng's voice came from the kitchen.
"Where did these bags and lipsticks come from? Are you planning to transform into a micro-business? Are you posing so neatly for photos?" An Zhisu asked in surprise.
Ye Lancheng:......
What kind of brain circuit is this? Shouldn’t you scream in surprise when you see these things? Shouldn’t you run over and give him a good morning kiss and say, hubby, I love you to death? What the hell is WeChat business? “It looks like
It's genuine, Ye Lancheng, where did you come up with these?" An Zhisu randomly picked up a Coach bag and looked at it. Although she didn't do much research on these big-name bags, she could still tell the difference between genuine and fake.
of
.
Ye Lancheng:......
What looks genuine is actually genuine, right?
"Given to you." Ye Lancheng interrupted An Zhisu's random speculation while holding back a mouthful of old blood.
An Zhisu:……
An Zhisu was stunned, and his tone rose an octave: "Given to me? All of them?"
"Yeah." Ye Lancheng asked, "Are you happy?"
An Zhisu: "Are you telling the truth?"
Ye Lancheng turned around and glanced at her: "Yeah."
An Zhisu said weakly: "To be honest, you might as well give it to me in cash."
Ye Lancheng:......
Can you still be more secular?
An Zhisu was in pain: "Who gave you this bad idea? You want to trick me into giving me red envelopes. If you can't give one to me, give me two, or if you can't give two, give me three. If you really can't, it will rain red envelopes. After all, I am the same."
Just coax her as much as you want."
Ye Lancheng said with a dark face: "Superficial!"
An Zhisu retorted: "Giving these is more superficial? Am I the kind of person who can be coaxed with a bag and lipstick?"
Ye Lancheng: "Haha."
An Zhisu: "Hey, let's forget it this time. Since you gave it sincerely, I will reluctantly accept it."
Ye Lancheng hehehe: "I still have to thank you?"
An Zhisu waved his hand: "We are just a husband and wife, why are you so polite?"
Ye Lancheng: "嘚丝."
An Zhisu was in a good mood. He took out his cell phone and took a photo of the bag and lipstick on the floor, and decisively posted it on WeChat Moments.
Caption: Am I the kind of person who can be coaxed with a bag and lipstick?
A minute later, the comments exploded.
Song Jiaren: The second one in the first row, the third one in the second row, the first one in the third row, the second one in the fourth row, give it to me!
Xia Ning: You are.
Lisa: Wow, romantic.
Xu Baozhu: I am convinced by this bowl of dog food.
Meng Manni: After living for twenty-four years, she had the most luxurious breakfast in her life, local brand dog food.
Xie Xinyan: +1 upstairs.
Tu Xiaoting: Upstairs +2.
Zhao Yu: Upstairs +3.
Su Qingchen: My 172cm long legs couldn’t bear it and kicked over this bowl of dog food!
Bai Xinci: My son has just grown up, and I feel very relieved.
Su Ye: Find out more about high-priced second-hand recycling.
Xia Jingze: Praise me, praise me, I gave Brother Lan Cheng some advice.
Jiang Tengdu, who was far away in the army, was rarely bombarded: Down with all capitalists, long live the proletariat.
Su Ye replied to Jiang Teng: How dare you, a person with a city registered permanent residence, say this?
Xia Jingze replied to Jiang Teng: The second generation of the military, don’t be so pushy.
Jiang Teng returned to Su Ye: Hello, Capitalist No. 2.
Jiang Teng replied to Xia Jingze: The rich second generation should shut up.
An Zhisu laughed out loud when she saw these comments. Especially after Jiang Teng, her style of painting suddenly changed, and her comment section became a battlefield for the three brothers to fight each other. She laughed so hard that her abdominal muscles almost popped out. Ye Lancheng came out with breakfast,
Seeing her smiling like a little fool, she raised her eyebrows: "What are you laughing at?"