Chapter 1048: Pricking people online (fifth update)
Of course, Dan Huang cannot be so wretched.
What Li Baoer also wanted him to take a fancy to was his talent.
His thoughts enveloped the whole sect, and he also discovered a series of performances of Li Bao'er, and also saw Bao'er's spirit.
She acts with freedom and her heart, and is close to the Tao. She laughs when she is happy and scolds when she is unhappy.
Her cauldron spirit is still suppressed by the Danhuang who also possesses the cauldron spirit.
This shows that Li Baoer's innate talent is still above him.
Bao'er thought about it for a few moments and said, "I've thought about it seriously, okay, I quite like you, Lao Yiyi."
"Hahahaha, good girl, come on, come on grandpa's shoulders."
Dan Huang laughed and patted his shoulder.
Li Baoer stepped up, jumped up, and sat on the shoulders of the giant Dan Huang.
Dan Huang straightened up and asked with a smile: "What kind of meeting gift do you want? Immortal magic, magic, elixir, Tianbao, grandpa can give it to you."
Immortal magic, magic, elixir, heavenly treasure!
Do you want to hit people like this, Sect Master?
The candidates and disciples around him were extremely envious.
"Hmm... I haven't thought about it yet. Is it okay to go with Dan Yiyi after I have thought about it?"
"Of course you can. It will be effective at any time. The Alchemy Sect will be your home from now on."
"Congratulations, sect master, for getting such a good disciple."
The elders and examiners around him sighed and could only clasp their fists in congratulations.
Come on, such a good fairy seedling was unexpectedly poached by the sect leader himself.
The sect master will naturally also be her teacher in the future.
"Hehe, Dan Yiyi is so nice. By the way, I still have something to do."
Li Baoer remembered something and jumped off Danhuang's shoulders again.
"You're going to the west, why are you running away?"
Li Baoer pinched her waist with both hands and yelled viciously.
Among the crowd, Shang Xitian was preparing to leave secretly.
As soon as Li Baoer opened his mouth, he stood still in embarrassment.
"I didn't run, I just had a sudden stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet."
Shang Xitian said with a straight face.
"You fart, you obviously want to escape. If your stomach hurts, I will feed you two Liuwei Emperor Pills. Have you forgotten our bet? Come here and call Sister Bao'er."
Shang Xitian's mouth twitched when he heard this. Now that Li Baoer's status was instantly more noble than his, he couldn't afford to offend him.
"Sister Bao'er!"
Shang Xitian gritted his teeth and said, unwilling to do so.
"Hmph, that's pretty much it. Little brother Xitian, why don't you come and serve tea to the eldest sister?"
Bao'er's little face lifted up, triumphant.
"Where is the tea here?" Shang Xitian said humiliatedly.
"It's okay, I don't know, hurry up and cook it. I want to drink Biluochun. By the way, add some sugar in it."
"yes!"
Shang Xitian gritted his teeth and immediately went to find a tea set to make tea.
"Sister Bao'er, I want to hang out with you."
At this time, Xia Donghai came over with a playful smile.
"Sister Bao'er, accept us as your younger brothers."
As a result, other candidates also immediately gathered around, begging to be accepted as a younger brother. There were countless people from extraordinary family backgrounds.
And Bao'er instantly became the eldest sister among the group of people.
Xiang Chen had to be scolded by Zhuge Yuan for a long time if he accepted a younger brother. Look at Bao'er, people are begging to be his younger brother. He may be a fake protagonist. People around him may live better than him if they leave him.
It must be said that his three-pronged strategy was very successful.
Maybe there will be no need for him to rebel in the future. After a few years, the three sects will have been ousted by his people.
What I fear the most is that when I meet brothers in the future, I will say, Brother Chen, do you still want to fight in this world? If you don’t fight, I will almost become the leader of the clan.
The brothers and sisters are starting to have a good time, let's take a look at Xiang Chen.
You're still being chased by bugs! Ergouzi, you can't survive anymore, you're useless.
In the ancient forest, a group of calf-sized poisonous wasps were buzzing and flying, like supersonic fighter jets chasing after Xiang Chen and other brothers.
"Oh!! I got stabbed!"
Wang Xiaoji screamed, and a venomous wasp stabbed him in the back of his butt with its tail needle as long as a sword.
The chick's butt immediately swelled up and spurted out a stream of blood.
And behind, there are a large number of Sword Venomous Bees.
"Damn it, why do these evil obstacles stick to us? Oh!! Mr. Infinite Heavenly Lord Nen, I have been stabbed too. You scumbags, don't stare at the buttocks of poor people."
Zhuge Yuan also exclaimed while holding his buttocks.
Valley Gate, open!
boom!!
Then, a burst of golden thunder was released from the gate of his back, killing the Sword-Poison Bee in one stroke.
Good guy, you farted and your blood was boiling. Others opened the gate of life and closed the gate of death. This Zhuge opened the gate of valley.
After seeing this, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord called him an expert
"My lord, I'm afraid these evil spirits sense the Taiyin energy in our bodies and want to suck it in."
Xiang Chen Qingcheng fled at the front.
He turned around and looked around, seeing an overwhelming crowd behind him. If he was surrounded by a crowd, even if he took detoxifying pills and accumulated too much poison, he would die.
And there are so many of them that people have to be sieved.
"Brother Chen, didn't you say that I have a guaranteed future with you, Mr. Infinite Heavenly Master Nen?"
Zhuge Yuan was like a jet, bursting with thunder and speeding up to catch up.
When others are upset, others are thunderous, and when they speak, they are thunderous.
"I still suspect that it was you who took advantage of my luck and wiped out all my good luck, leaving only bad luck."
Xiang Chen said angrily.
"Ah! Oh! You're so stupid. It's so miserable to be with you. I've been starved for nine meals in three days, been struck by lightning and given injections."
Zhuge Yuan let out another ghostly cry, obviously being stabbed again.
Sword poisonous bees and sword tails rushed straight towards Qingcheng, intending to put such a needle on Qingcheng's butt.
However, as soon as Qingcheng's heavenly eye opened, a force that reversed the chaotic space burst out.
The sword-tailed wasp that was stabbing at her was suddenly changed in direction by this force.
Stab towards Xiang Chen!
"oh!!"
Xiang Chen screamed and was stabbed hard on his left buttocks. It was so miserable.
"Qingcheng, why don't you trick me like this? It hurts me to death. You murdered your own husband?"
"I'm sorry, brother Xiang Chen. I can't control the direction very well, but what's wrong with pricking you? You are thick-skinned and thick-skinned. How can you bear to prick me? Are you a man? Brother Xiang Chen, you have changed. Alas.
, it was paid in error after all.”
"Yes, damn it, why can't I refute what you said makes sense? No, I have to retaliate against this evil."
Xiang Chen turned his head and his head turned into a wolf's head. He opened his mouth and spat out, and a wave of light from the sky and moon shot out.
Rumble!
The poisonous sword wasp that stung him was hit and exploded with a bang.
Then, his head turned into a bird's head with a sharp beak.
call!
A hot and violent Golden Crow True Fire swept away, and dozens of Sword Venomous Bees were enveloped, burned, fell and hit the ground.
"My dear Boundless Heavenly Lord, Brother Chen, you are both a wolf and a bird. What the hell are you?"
Zhuge Feilang exclaimed.
"My lord, I've always been the only one who scumbags others, but today I got pricked by you. Am I so easy to prick?"
Xiang Chen sneered when he saw a group of people burned to death. However, after killing this wave, there were still tens of thousands of them, so Ergou still chose to run for his life.
"ah!!"
"oh!!"
All kinds of screams sounded leisurely, one after another, which made people feel distressed and sometimes made them want to laugh.
It’s a good thing that there is no Internet in this starry world, otherwise this sword poisonous bee would not be able to start a live broadcast and shout, "At the peak of bee life, we are gathering online to fight against future bosses. All the veterans who are passing by will pay attention and hit 666. Who is the craziest in the ancient jungle?"
, the sword poisonous bees swarm and attack the Sirius!"
Suddenly, in the ancient forest ahead, a huge river appeared dozens of miles away during Tongli's exploration.
"There is a river ahead. Everyone, run away and jump into the river. The Sword Bees are afraid of water."
Xiang Ergou was overjoyed and let out a roar. The wings behind his back vibrated and his speed increased a bit.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
Everyone immediately followed with all their strength, and soon they were above the river.
Plop! Plop!
One by one, they threw themselves into the river like dumplings.