"Nonsense, is there anything in this ancient world that I don't recognize?" the Nine Heavens Mother Goddess said in a bad temper.
Then her body suddenly appeared in front of Xiang Chen, still emitting a strong divine light, and her specific appearance could not be seen clearly. She frowned at the black egg, stroked it, her eyes were a little absent-minded, and murmured: "I didn't expect you to be like this.
Come to my nine days."
Xiang Chen opened his titanium alloy dog eyes to see clearly what the Nine Heavens Mother Goddess would look like when Tuantuan grew up, but his pupils were completely unable to penetrate the Mother Goddess's light.
Xiang Xiaotugou asked in confusion: "Mother God, what on earth is this bastard?"
The Nine Heavens Mother Goddess came back to her senses, turned to look at Xiang Chen and frowned, "What did you call it?"
"You bastard."
With a snap, Xiang Chen let out a cry, and his butt instantly exploded again. In pain, he held his buttocks and shot straight up into the sky.
Xiang Chen wants to cry but has no tears. What did I do wrong?
It's so abominable, she must be avenging herself for being spanked for disobeying her when she was a child.
When he was a child, he forced Tuanzi to learn Gou Dao's Three-Character Classic, learn medical skills, and practice Buddhism. If Tuanzi disobeyed, Xiang Chen would spank Tuanzi. After all, it was a big pot, so he still had the power to beat him due to family affection. As the saying goes, there must be a cause and a result.
, Ergou’s retribution has finally come.
"No matter how big or small you are, you can't call him a bastard. Hey, but it's fate that you met. Let him follow you from now on." The Nine Heavens Mother Goddess sighed.
"No, he's too good to eat. I'm not rich enough to waste it. I can't afford it, so I'll give it to you." Xiang Chen quickly refused while covering his butt.
When he finally pulled the little white tiger with a spirit stone and a sword and transformed it, Xiang Chen didn't want to continue being a nanny and take care of the baby. This money-burning guy was obviously better than Xiaobai.
The Mother Goddess of the Nine Heavens said calmly: "If you don't want to take care of it, why don't you ask me to take care of it? I'm too lazy to take care of it. As a good eldest son of the mother, you should take on this responsibility and I will help you hatch it."
As the Nine Heavens Mother Goddess spoke, there was a jade bottle in her hand, and a stream of divine essence immediately poured out of the jade bottle, and was happily absorbed by the bastard.
Xiang Chen looked at the source of the divine essence that was being continuously absorbed, swallowed his saliva, and said: "Mother God, now that you have awakened, I can mine the source of the divine essence in the well of the divine way."
"In your dreams!"
The goddess of the Nine Heavens slapped Xiang Chen on the head with her jade hand, and said angrily: "I am in a weak stage now, and I cannot allow you to mine the source well of the divine way. Moreover, you blew up the sun core. Do you know how to restore the well?"
Will the sun consume my power again?"
Xiang Chen chuckled and said, "I had no choice but to protect Jiutian and you, right?"
"Humph, that's why I didn't pinch you to death."
"Speaking of which, what is the background of this guy? If you want me to raise him, then I have to know what he is." Xiang Chen asked again.
The Nine Heavens Mother Goddess showed a playful expression on her face and said with a smile: "You will know it later. It is no good knowing it now, but it should be fun to hatch this guy. It should surprise you. Don't worry, this is not a drag.
Oil bottle, it will be of great help to you in the future."
Xiang Chen was speechless when he heard this. Why do these big guys like to pretend to be so serious? I will know everything in the future. Labor and management want to know now.
"Hey - I hope it's a surprise, not a shock."
Xiang Chen looked at the black egg that had swallowed up many of the divine essences. At this moment, the black egg bloomed with colorful light, releasing terrifying vitality.
With a click, the black egg finally cracked open. Xiang Chen stared at it with wide eyes, wondering what the hell was this thing that he had raised for thousands of years, from the mortal world to the Nine Heavens.
The black egg opened a hole, and Xiang Chen was stunned by what crawled out of it.
"Ah this——"
He looked in disbelief, his eyes full of shock, not surprise, but fright, disbelief, and even speechless.
"Mom——" The thing sent out a thought, and then rushed towards Xiang Chen, hitting Xiang Chen in the face.
This is a huge caterpillar!!!
This caterpillar is covered with colorful down, soft and fluffy, and is as big as a cat.
There are little pink feet under her body, a round head and a pair of small eyes as big as mung beans, which are dark and crystal clear.
Although it is a worm, it is not scary, but rather cute.
It lay on Xiang Chen's face and kept rubbing Xiang Chen's face.
But Xiang Chenren had fallen to the ground stiffly, twitching.
What I have fed for so many years and spent so many resources on feeding is actually a worm! Or a caterpillar!
"Oh my God, why are you doing this to me? It doesn't matter if you come out like a dragon or a phoenix -"
Xiang Chen was lying on the ground, being rubbed by the caterpillar, and his eyes were moist.
This is like the feeling of investing a lifetime of hard work to support an internet celebrity, only to be banned on the day you debut before you even start making money.
"Oh no!"
Xiang Chen immediately sat up like a carp, holding the caterpillar in both hands, and said: "It can't be an ordinary caterpillar. How can a caterpillar be so edible and release amazing spatial powers? Are you not the legendary one?"
What kind of sky-swallowing worm, or space divine butterfly, or poison emperor Gu worm?"
Xiang Chen looked at the caterpillar and murmured to himself, while the caterpillar looked at Xiang Chen with its dark eyes, and then stretched out its pink tongue to lick Xiang Chen's face, which suddenly became sticky.
"Unfortunately, none of your guesses are correct. You can raise it as an ordinary caterpillar now. I will go back and continue to sleep. Don't call me unless there is something important." The words of the Nine Heavens Mother Goddess were like cold water poured on Xiang Chen.
In my heart, she suddenly disappeared.
"Mother Goddess, what on earth is it?"
Xiang Chen's wailing received no response, but one person and one insect looked at each other in the practice room.
"Mom——" the caterpillar conveyed his thoughts.
"Bah, you can't call me mom, call me dad!"
"Hey! That's not right, you are just a bug, you can't call me daddy or big brother!"
"Cauldron—" the caterpillar responded.
Xiang Chen sighed, what could this insect do? He asked, "What magical powers do you have?"
"I know how to eat it-" the caterpillar Nuo Nuo responded.
"I know you can eat it, but this isn't a magical power, what else?"
"I can fart and spit."
Xiang Chen: "——???"
He suddenly shouted in despair: "Mother God, I want to return the goods!! I don't want to be a baby daddy anymore. It's difficult for me to support myself now. Please be considerate of the extremely poor households in the universe!!"
Xiao Weide suddenly appeared as a friendly reminder: "Master, you are penniless now. You are not even considered to be a super-poor household in the universe. Being penniless and a poor person in the universe is your current stage of wealth."