"Farting is very hard, I don't want to fart." But Er Mao shook his head repeatedly, unhappy.
Xiang Chen deceived and said: "Er Mao, there is a serious shortage of nitrogen and methane in the universe now. The lack of elements may lead to imbalance in the universe. If you fart and I fart, our universe may become better because of this fart."
, come on, crash one."
Ermao's little eyes are all confused. I can't understand what you mean.
Xiang Chen said helplessly: "As long as you fart, the cauldron will reward you one million high-quality jade."
As soon as he said this, Er Mao's eyes immediately lit up.
"Okay, as you said in the cauldron, you are not allowed to lie to the insects."
"Don't worry, the big pot never deceives anyone. Children and old men are not deceived."
Xiang Chen touched its head lovingly.
Er Mao took a deep breath, then held it in for a while, as if he was brewing.
And within its body, a majestic force was gathering, and Xiang Chen saw its butt begin to glow.
"What kind of effect will it have?" Xiang Chen waited expectantly.
boom……!
There was a loud noise, and a terrifying space force erupted from behind Er Mao's butt.
Whoosh!
The spatial propulsion of this burst of power reached an appalling level, and then it impacted Xiang Chen. Xiang Chen suddenly hit the wall, creating a big hole.
On the Liangyi Mountain, a ray of light rushed into the starry sky at an incredible speed and disappeared into the night sky in an instant.
In the starry sky, stars were hit and exploded by this light at an incredible speed. Xiang Chen and the people were almost knocked unconscious. This speed was so fast that it felt like people had been knocked out of the galaxy. The surrounding space and time seemed to be gone.
It's like it stopped.
After a long time, Xiang Chen stopped, but he was also stupid. He was suspended in the starry sky, with stars in his eyes. He entered a dizzy state, with bruises all over his body and tattered clothes, as if he had been torn apart.
The caterpillar crawled on Xiang Chen's neck with a weak look on its face, a little listless, as if a fart had knocked it out.
After a long time, Xiang Chen finally came to his senses. He felt a sharp pain all over his body, and his body was about to collapse. He was already on the verge of collapse.
"Uh-huh, this fart is too strong, isn't it?" Xiang Chen muttered to himself, and a large amount of vitality immediately emerged from his body to recover from his injuries. He looked at the two caterpillars in horror.
He used the Jiutian Mark to sense the distance between himself and the Liangyi Mountain.
I don’t know what I feel, and I’m shocked when I feel it.
"Half, half a light-year away - my God, what the hell is this - one fart knocked me out of the Immortal Realm!" Xiang Chen's eyes were full of shock, the power of this fart was so terrifying!
What is the concept of half a light-year distance? Light travels hundreds of thousands of kilometers per second. This is the distance that light travels in half a year!
A fart that made Xiang Chen collapse half a light-year away. What kind of fairy fart is this?
Xiang Chen's three views were shattered, and he was willing to call this guy the strongest.
Back then, Bage said that he could collapse out of the Milky Way with just one fart, but now it seems that what he said may be true.
"Big pot, hungry, divine jade, divine jade." Ermao wrapped around Xiang Chen's neck and said weakly.
Xiang Chen came back to his senses, looked at Er Mao with a monster-like look, and said: "The cauldron is out of jade, right?"
"You lied to me, lied to me!" Ermao quit. The fart released so much energy that it starved to death.
Xiang Chen chuckled and said: "Brother, you are not lying. You are not a human being, you are just an insect. But without the divine jade, there is something more delicious than the divine jade."
Xiang Chen took out a few Kirin fruits and fed them to Ermao. Ermao couldn't eat enough, so he ate eight more Kirin fruits in succession before he gave up.
"Haha, it is indeed an incredible little thing. It combines a master key, attack, and escape device into one."
Looking at Er Mao, Xiang Chen already had a brand new robbery plan in mind. Er Mao's ability to create space wormholes is suitable for visiting the treasure house. After visiting, if he is discovered, he will use the space fart to escape.
Sun Wukong can do a somersault and turn out to be his younger brother who is thousands of miles away. He can collapse half a light-year with a fart. This is how powerful he is.
Xiang Chen thought that his great merit in saving Jiutian must have moved God, and God gave him such a heaven-defying caterpillar.
Xiang Chen sighed: "This person should do more good deeds to accumulate luck. Good people do more good things, and my unlucky luck will come. I can't stop it. Haha, this is my life."
The most correct investment ever.”
Xiang Chen, who had previously collapsed because of Ermao's appearance and foodie status, was immediately relieved. Instead, he was happy. He was glad that he had not given up on the bastard for so many years and finally hatched such a heaven-defying caterpillar.
"Insects cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. The starry sky does not care about the traveler, and the emperor and the sky do not disappoint those who care about it. Haha, I am in a good mood today, and it is so clear."
Xiang Chen activated the Jiutian Origin Mark, and the person disappeared instantly. When he appeared, he had already returned to the Liangyi Mountain.
This is the power of the Nine Heavens Mark. If he flew by himself, it would probably take him half a year.
And his own palace was reduced to the ground because of Er Mao's fart. At this moment, many people were shocked and gathered next to Xiang Chen's palace where a big crater had been blasted. There was also a special smell in the air, which smelled like a fart.
Just know it.
"Ugh—gouchy, what are you doing? Why does it stink so much?"
Xia Houwu was alarmed and came over. He pinched his nose and waved his hands to stir up the fart mist surrounding him.
"This smell -" Tianpeng Dijun took a couple of strong sniffs. On top of it, there was an ecstasy smell that shocked the soul. He frowned and said, "It's so weird."
"You idiot, of course it's weird. This is the smell of fart, and it's probably the fart of this bastard." Xia Houwu slapped Tianpeng's brother on the head angrily.
"What!" Mr. Tianpeng was stunned. He has become a god and can still release the energy of grain reincarnation?
"Ugh-" Then he couldn't help but retched again. He took a few big gulps just now. Wasn't he eating farts?
Xiang Chen chuckled and said, "I'm sorry, I had an accident while practicing and one of them collapsed."
Xia Houwu looked at the caterpillars wrapped around Xiang Chen's neck and wondered: "What are you doing with a scarf wrapped around it? It's so colorful and so feminine."
The two hairs were wrapped around Xiang Chen's neck, indeed like a scarf.
"You know what a fart, this is the new fashion in the universe. A country bumpkin like you will never understand. Okay, let's all go away. This fart smells so thick, don't you feel uncomfortable staying here?" Xiang Chen waved.
He waved his sleeves and the strong wind swept away the fart mist.
"That's disgusting. Don't mess around anymore. Brother, you are not the only one who lives in Liangyi Mountain. This is also the palace of the Mother Goddess. If she knew that you farted like this in her palace, she would beat the shit out of you."