"Hey, poor baby, shit is dripping on your head - good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and you don't know when you are about to die."
Xia Houwu, who was seriously injured, couldn't help but sigh when he saw this scene.
"Don't leave any psychological shadow on this child in the future, right?"
Xiang Chen, the shit-making figurine, said with a nonchalant look on his face: "That's not true. Xiaoji drank two big bowls back then without any fuss. Didn't he just get sprayed all over him? What's the big deal?"
"I still remember that when I was a kid in my previous life, I was resented by a gangster from our class at school. He made an appointment with a group of people to fuck me in the woods after school. There were about ten of them, and I was the only one. You know
How do I beat them until their butts pee?"
Xia Houwu was curious: "How did you fight?"
Xiang Chen looked proud: "Hey, I went to the back of the class to get a mop, and I went to the toilet and took out a mop of shit and urine. I carried the mop over there and tried to stop all the others. I shook all those guys off.
Yes, no one within three feet dared to come close to me. They were all so frightened that they cried and went home to find their mother."
"From then on, no one in our school dared to bully me."
"Wochao, Niubi!"
"By the way, when it comes to this, we have to summon the chicks."
Xiang Chen operated the formation within the Phoenix Clan and exerted the power of teleportation.
After a few breaths, Xiaoji, Yuer, Kuhai, Pangpang and others also appeared here with confused faces.
After a while, Tian Ci, Wang Yan and others also regained consciousness and looked around blankly.
"I knew I couldn't die." Wang Yan breathed a sigh of relief when he saw everyone there.
"Hey, what is that guy Su Huohuo doing there? Why are you crying?"
Wang Yan curiously asked Su Yan, who was crying and cursing while taking a bath by the lake.
Su Yan gritted his teeth and said with a hint of tears: "Wang Yan, senior Tianci, you owe me a huge favor. I pulled you out of the pile of dead people."
Tian Ci remained silent, and Wang Yan looked confused.
"What should I do with this fish? How about roasting it?" Xia Houwu asked, looking at the huge Taichu King Sturgeon.
Xiang Chen studied the Taichu King Sturgeon for a long time and was full of amazement: "I didn't expect that such an ancient species still survives and is not extinct."
"What kind of fish is this? It's so powerful, even good guys can't break through its defenses." Wang Yan was amazed.
Xiang Chen said: "This fish is called Taichu Red-armored King Sturgeon. In short, it is Taichu King Sturgeon, or Red-armored King Sturgeon. It is a species that should have been extinct in Hongmeng's ancient times."
"This kind of fish was eliminated because of its low IQ and difficulty in transforming. I didn't expect there to be another one here. What's even more weird is that it has evolved to the point where it can combine the power of taboos with the black and yellow energy of heaven and earth, so it is so difficult to kill."
"The red-armored king sturgeon can combine the power of taboos with the black and yellow energy of heaven and earth, so wouldn't this fish be a great supplement?" Yu'er's eyes shone.
Xiang Chen smiled and said: "Small snacks, don't be in a hurry to eat. This fish still has great research value. I'll see if I can conquer it."
Xiang Chen stretched out his palm and pressed it on the head of the red-armored king sturgeon.
The red-armored king sturgeon stared at Xiang Chen with a pair of big eyes, and there was a humanized look of fear in his eyes.
Obviously this red-armored king sturgeon has a much higher IQ than the previous red-armored king sturgeon.
Xiang Chen penetrated the beast-controlling divine patterns into the body of the Red-armored King Sturgeon, and then he was surprised to find that the soul of the Red-armored King Sturgeon was actually integrated with the physical body and was inseparable.
"It's actually such a structure that every inch of flesh and blood is equivalent to a part of the soul."
"Show me your memory!"
A powerful dream witch power was released from Xiang Chen's eyes, penetrating into the body of the red-armored king sturgeon, and his consciousness merged into its body to spy on its memory.
In the early days of Hongmeng, a large number of primitive creatures appeared, and the red-armored king sturgeon was one of them, all over the world's lakes and oceans.
Later, the world changed, and a large number of primitive creatures either evolved into intelligent creatures, or were eliminated by the times or reduced to fish meat.
The red-armored king sturgeon was raised as blood food by the Taichu gods and demons of Hongmeng because of its extremely delicious meat. It is one of them.
Originally, Tianmiao Lake was not such a taboo, but later, for some reason, mysterious energy became added, turning the entire lake into a dead lake. Countless creatures in the lake began to die under the penetration of that power.
The same was true for its parents, but it was the only alien. Its body resisted the slow penetration of that power, and even began to become very powerful.
It doesn't know any cultivation methods, but its body instinctively absorbs, fuses and penetrates the energy into the lake water and its body. In the end, all the clan members died, but it was still alive.
Finally, the great catastrophe of heaven and earth came again, and the power of taboo swept across the world. Countless Phoenix people in the Phoenix Holy Land fell into consciousness, and all living beings here who did not have this qualification died.
The forbidden power penetrated into the lake, and it actually withstood the corrosion of the forbidden power and survived. However, the soul was strangely completely integrated with the body, and the soul could not escape.
Later, there was a large blank in the memory of this red-armored king sturgeon, and there was no memory. It was not until the Phoenix Holy Land was born in these years that it broke free from the amber that wrapped it and woke up.
Xiang Chen was shocked after reading it. This guy has lived like this since ancient times.
"Interesting, this red-armored king sturgeon is indeed worth studying."
Xiang Chen penetrated all the beast-controlling divine patterns into the opponent's body, and after establishing the induction, he let go of the red-armored king sturgeon, which was probably capable of fighting the Emperor of Heaven.
The body of the red-armored king sturgeon was suspended in the air, as if swimming in the water. When it looked at Xiang Chen, its eyes became intimate, and it touched Xiang Chen's head with its shark-like head.
Xiang Chen smiled and said: "You must be very lonely during these long years. From now on, just walk for me. By the way, I will call you Tiedan'er from now on."
"Tiedan, Tiedan'er, I heard that the meat of your clan is extremely delicious. You must give me more roe and grandsons to eat in the future."
Kuhai was speechless and clasped his hands together: "I am Amitabha Buddha, Lord, do you think you are speaking human language? If it gives birth to descendants, it must leave two tails for me and I will teach them sutras and enlightenment!"
Yu'er sneered: "It's not about preaching scriptures and enlightening people, you just want to disembowel them."
"Hey - I knew this bastard wouldn't get a good name." Xiahou Wu touched his forehead and sighed.
"Woo——"
The red-armored king sturgeon flew around Xiang Chen happily after hearing this, and was very happy.
Xiang Chen jumped on its back and signaled Xia Houwu and others to come up. Everyone got up one after another. Tiedan's body became ten feet in size and carried everyone directly towards Tianzhong Lake.
With a bang, the red-armored king sturgeon entered the water faster than flying, like a bolt of lightning shooting into the lake below, many times faster than Xiang Chen and others' diving speed.
Soon we reached the depths where no light could be seen, and the bottom of the lake below strangely appeared like a smooth water mirror.