"It's just gorgeous words and full of flattery. My brother Xiang Chen writes much better than him."
Among the many compliments, there was a disdainful sarcasm.
Xiang Chen, who was eating, choked and coughed when he heard this, and looked at Xia Houwu blankly.
What kind of magic operation is this guy going to do again? His skull is short-circuited again?
The smile on Xiao Du's face, which had been praised by everyone, suddenly froze, and he looked at Xia Houwu with evil eyes.
"Boy, what did you say?" Chiliu shouted coldly beside Xiao Du.
"I said, my brother writes better than him, and anyone can crush him." Xia Houwu said with a sneer.
"Monkey, where do you want to play?" Xiang Chen asked speechlessly.
"Help you win over the princess, Gouzi, come on and sing two songs to overcome the evil obstacles of the Flame Palace." Xiahou Wu whispered.
"Did I specifically say that I wanted to pick up a princess?" Xiang Chen looked at him with contempt.
"Fart, if you can, let him write a few sentences, something, just a weakling." Chiliu said with a sarcastic smile.
Xiang Chen raised the corner of his mouth when he heard this and said, "It seems that Brother Chiliu likes to fart very much."
Chiliu frowned and said in a cold voice: "What's wrong, you weakling, your back is stiff again? I said you like to let go..."
Gululu...
However, at this moment, before Chiliu could finish speaking, there was a sudden muffled sound in his stomach, and in his dantian, a powerful flow of air suddenly appeared and rushed straight into his rectum, and then erupted from Gumen.
Puff puff……!
A series of ear-piercing loud farts suddenly erupted from his vagina, causing his pants to bulge and his back robe to blow up.
Rumble...
Almost a stream of smelly air that could be seen and smelled suddenly collapsed behind him on a group of people from Zhongzhou Academy.
A group of people in the Bund had long hair and confused faces. Then, a stench filled their nostrils.
The whole place fell silent for a moment, everyone stared at Chiliu dumbfounded, and they were all stunned.
"vomit……"
"What a stinky fart."
"Chiliu, you bastard, what did you eat?"
Afterwards, a group of people from Zhongzhou Academy immediately vomited, held their noses, and cursed angrily.
Ji Zhan and Ji Ran's hair was flying, their faces were extremely gloomy and ugly, and they were staring at Chiliu with murderous eyes.
Chiliu's face instantly became extremely embarrassed, and he blushed for a while.
Everyone in Yan Palace stared at Chiliu with their mouths open.
"Hahahaha, seconds, seconds, in response to the situation, in response to the situation, there is a thunder, it is like a thunder explosion."
Xiang Chen laughed loudly and sarcastically.
"Let me go, Chiliu, do you want to be so wild? You really farted, it stinks so much."
"You bastard, have you eaten too much croton?"
People from other schools around him also cursed angrily.
Above, Princess Linglong was stunned for a moment.
Someone really dared to fart at her palace banquet! Even if he farts, he still makes a sound! Even if he farts, he farts so loudly and continuously!
Chiliu blushed and quickly apologized, saying: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, maybe I haven't been feeling well for the past two days. I definitely didn't mean any offense."
As he spoke, his back was turned to his own person, Xiao Du and others.
At this moment, another powerful airflow burst out from his stomach, only rushing towards the valley gate.
Por…poof!!!
Wow…
This series of big farts burst out again, shaking the table, shaking the drinks, and a stream of stinking air shook Xiao Du, and the hair of Xiao Shui and others flew up.
Each one of them had eaten countless farts and was stunned.
"Red stream!!"
As a woman, Xiao Shui roared angrily, then pinched her nose and vomited on the side.
"Senior Brother Chiliu, what's wrong with you?" Everyone in Yan Palace was stunned by the collapse, and then they all left the table to escape.
"I, I don't know, I don't want to fart, but he can't control it." Chiliu said with a bitter face, so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
"Hahahaha, it's so interesting, it's such an earth-shattering sound."
Xiang Chen and a group of others were holding their stomachs and laughing.
"Little beast, I laugh at you..."
Chiliu was furious and wanted to transfer his anger to Xiang Chen and others.
However, at this time, a stream of air came again!
Phew!
But this time, it's even more powerful. Not only does it have energy, but it also has real goods. No, it's rare goods.
A stream of yellow rushed out, and an even more unbearable stench was released. The trousers burst into pieces with a loud crash, and behind them, the faces of Zhongzhou Academy and the others were covered with sparse dots and starry sky.
What's even more outrageous is that one guy's lip collapsed, and subconsciously... uh, cough cough.
"Ah!!! Chiliu, I'm going to kill you!!" Ji Ran screamed, her face was shattered, and she directly used her magic weapon to kill Chiliu.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
Chiliu was so frightened that he quickly left the table and fled.
"This is unreasonable. Come here and kick this person out."
Princess Linglong said angrily, it was so shameful and humiliating that someone dared to fart on her table.
"promise!"
The two guards endured the stench, immediately stepped forward, captured Chiliu, held him up, and dragged him out.
"Your Highness, I didn't mean it. Your Highness, I'm sorry."
Chiliu was about to cry, and he was dragged out on a frame.
Princess Xuanji frowned. She had never seen anyone ruining an occasion like this before. It was so weird.
Xiang Chen was serious, his face turned red from holding back his tears, and he was almost holding back tears.
Xia Houwu and others didn't care about the crowd, they all held their stomachs and were happy.
"You are too cruel, Gouzi." Xia Houwu secretly gave Xiang Chen a thumbs up.
"Brother, what did you do? You are too shameful, but I admire you, haha." Dongfang Yueyin also secretly admired him.
"Come here, please remove all the banquets." Princess Linglong said with a gloomy face.
A group of guards came to change the banquet.
A group of people from the Zhongzhou Academy rushed to the lake to wash their faces, and even got into the water, all of them retching.
After a while, the banquet was changed. Many people were still cursing about this matter. By the way, everyone in Yanzhou Academy also had a bad look on their faces.
Everyone in Yanzhou Academy looked extremely embarrassed, and they were too embarrassed to look at everyone's eyes.
"Chiliu, you bastard." Xiao Du was also cursing secretly in his heart, gritting his teeth in hatred.
"Ahem, okay, everyone, please forget about some of the unpleasant things just now."
Princess Linglong's expression returned to calm.
When everyone heard this, no one dared to discuss this matter, they were so disgusted.
Xiang Chen, the "shi" pupa, was laughing so hard in the corner that he suffered internal injuries.
He also admired Bago. How could there be such an unscrupulous medicine in Bago's prescription? But he liked it so much.
Traveling through time and space, I'm afraid he still doesn't know that something similar happened many years ago.
Everyone agreed tacitly not to talk about what happened just now.
"Brother Huang Gong just said that your brother can write better poems. If you have any idea, let me hear it." Xiao Du also said in order to divert everyone's attention.