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Chapter 302 The best day of life

 Chapter 313: Be more vicious

Zhang Ming saw the other party slashing the air with an axe, and sighed: "Well, I just miss the past a little bit... She is very good on the surface, but in fact she has a bit of a personality. That's how little girls are, wanting to possess everything.

Only when I got older did I understand this truth. This may be why first love is not successful."

"Um...can you please stop looking like my ex-girlfriend? It looks weird. Or can you change it?"

Zhang Ming gave a rare compliment: "Let the lost people and stories live in your memory completely, don't remind me from time to time. And you don't need to play her, I think... you should have your own style, no

Do you need to pretend to be someone else?"

"You'd better have an image of your own. Whether it's a human or a gourd, there has to be a main image, right?"

[Okay, I can now become your father, mother, sister, or your own image.]

[Because this dream space is built based on your memory, using images you are familiar with can reduce my mental energy consumption, especially male images, which can exert slightly greater power.]

[So you want me to become you, or your father? If I are exactly the same as you, I can probably increase my power by about 10%.]

Zhang Ming was speechless.

This guy must be maliciously retaliating!

He imagined the scene of two big men relying on each other, holding hands, and bravely venturing to the end of the world. Suddenly, he felt a chill in his heart, and he felt like a mental illness was coming: "Don't be like this, you have 10% more strength, but your mental value is decreasing every day."
[Okay, in short, what image do you want me to appear in? In your memory, your idea is similar to Mr. Shimama. Do you want me to play something special...]

"Don't!"

Zhang Ming got into the memory library, lay down, and said cheekily: "Although I did think so, I never said so, right?"

"This world has to pay attention to one's opinions without regard to one's heart. It's actually rare to see a bastard like Shimama who speaks out directly."

The milky white light made him feel comfortable, and the pollution on his body was slowly being eliminated.

[However, you have had more bold ideas...] Hulu ran away while gossiping, [I have never guessed before that you actually have such an idea deep in your heart.]

Zhang Ming didn't have any embarrassment. He lay on the floor of the library, regained his mental strength, and said righteously: "This is your fault, madam!"

"You peeked at the memories in the memory library. I won't condemn you. Just treat it as if you saw it accidentally."

"Then you used some of the thoughts in my memory as a way to tease me."

"You have to know that even the Buddha has various desires. You can't regard a little perversion in my heart as everything I am."

"You are a gourd who makes wishes for free, but you will always make people think about it."

The light in Ms. Calabash's eyes flickered, and she found Zhang Ming's debate quite interesting.

I really enjoy this feeling of trust or being trusted.

[Okay, I will no longer peek into your memories, nor will I accept random wishes from others. As compensation for peeking into your memories, what wish do you want to make?]

【As long as I can do it.】

[However, I must first state that this is just the ruins of your dream, not the real world. There is no way to repeat things you have never experienced.]

Zhang Ming scratched his head, always feeling that this guy was using some special method to lure him into the abyss of evil.

He didn't think so at first, but he became mentally disturbed by Xiao Gourd.

Zhang Ming pondered for a moment: "First of all, my first wish is that I will never call me 'you' again. It will make you look like a special service person with ulterior motives."

[Okay, I understand, I won’t address you as ‘you’ in the future.]

【Is this your only wish?】

The gourd looks unsatisfied, [You can ask for more.]

"Second wish, you can scold me from the bottom of your heart."

【Hmm...why?】

"I apologize for the mistrust in the past. You helped me a lot, but everyone treated you like that."

"I'll let you curse a few words, and you might feel a little happier. Don't mind if you curse a little more viciously. After all, we may have to get along for a long time." As an old troll who has insulted [Longest Wish] for 84 years, Zhang Ming knows this deeply.

, trolling people is still very stress-relieving.

Isn’t that how those trolls on the Internet come about? You can troll to your heart’s content!

[Okay, I will fulfill your...your wish.]

Hulu is actually quite happy, but because she is not aggressive, she didn’t even think of trolling anyone after thinking about it for a long time.

Finally racking his brains, he faintly said: [I thought about it, are you ready for the complaints I have accumulated for 10 years? Because I have never scolded anyone, so my aggression may exceed your psychological expectations.]
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"Get ready, let me see how good you are as a troll, come on." Zhang Ming was excitedly preparing to take the bait.

Ms. Calabash was very hesitant, but then she cursed softly: [Mama Zhang, you are such a big idiot!!!]

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There is no wave in the calm sea of ​​demons, and only the howling of turtles can be heard faintly.

"Ah woo~ (Did Emperor Zhang die like this? Died of mental illness? Did he die like this?)"

(The great journey ends like this?)

The emotional little white turtle is still in an incredible state.

It cannot accept Zhang Ming's death.

After some discussion, the animals finally parted ways and decided to see if the guy was still alive.

Zhang Ming's experience taught Xiaobai a colorful lesson. The Demonic Sea is really full of dangers. No matter how strong a creature is, it may be fine today, but it may overturn due to various accidents tomorrow.

Keeping a low profile is the way to go!

Xiaobai is determined that if he doesn't cultivate to be the strongest in the world, he should...don't leave the mountain!

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"Wow!", the propeller stirred the sea water and pushed the ship forward at high speed.

Soon, under the driving of Xiaobai, the steamer approached the destroyed world.

After a distance of ten kilometers, the friends saw dense clusters of mushrooms, yellow, purple, red, and brown, like strange squirming blood vessels, extending outwards in all directions.

(I sensed his ax in that direction!) Xiaobai howled and said, (But I didn’t sense the breath of life. He was really dead.)

"I'm going to take a look, Guisun, don't act rashly."

Master Shimama didn't know what kind of mentality she had. She originally wanted to tease her a few times, but she seemed unable to rejoice at the misfortune. She jumped into the water with a "plop" and rolled across the sea like a football.

Not long after, it found the small gourd that had lost its light, Brother Hao's grave, and the ax of the abyss filled with the smell of blood on the beach on the shore.

Zhang Ming's body was not found.

"How do you feel that they have become one?" Shitou fiddled with it suspiciously.

"I can't lift this axe."

Shimama rolled back onto the boat again.

"Pelican, go over and dig out Brother Hao's grave, and then bring back the ax and gourd!"

The big sister Pelican barked a few words, her eyes sharp, why did she have to do such physical work just after she got this boat?

This kind of mushroom-like world hunter has powerful parasitic and reproductive abilities. It is because of this that it destroyed the world.

If something goes wrong, it will be parasitized. Who will save the pelican?

"Captain Bird, don't you care whether the crew members live or die? Two crew members died there and you didn't go to retrieve the bodies. How can you be a captain like this?"

"Gah?" The pelican was startled and thought for a moment with his undeveloped head.

Yes, it is the captain now!

The obscene stone finally experienced the fun of yin and yang, and it began to tease the newly appointed silly bird captain with its super high IQ.

"The captain must have a sense of responsibility, otherwise why should we believe you? Now two are dead, no, counting the wishing monster, three crew members are dead. Three!"

The pelican opened its big mouth and raised its wings. When it heard the word "captain", it filled its heart with unspeakable heroism.

It is the owner of this ship. It defeated Zhang Ming and snatched the ship.

If it wants to be the captain, it has to convince other animals!

When he thought of Brother Hao and Zhang Ming, his eyes softened slightly and he sighed. The dog was dead, and so was the man.

Flowers bloomed and fell, and the tide rose and fell. Fortunately, the pelican also experienced many life and death situations, and soon he gritted his teeth, spread his wings, and arrived near the coastline.

"Quack, quack, quack!" It roared a huge ring-shaped sound wave, and for a while, a large number of mushrooms staggered and languished.

Its sonic attack can target souls and is also effective against plants!

Taking advantage of this time, the pelican quickly dug out the grave with its claws.

He grabbed the backpack inside with one paw, grabbed the small gourd with the other paw, and flew back to the ship with the huge ax of the abyss in his mouth.

"Gah!" The pelican was panting from exhaustion.

This ax is too damn heavy. Is it for humans?

"Captain Bird, cow!" Shimama yelled from the edge of the deck.

The pelican lost himself in the compliments of the humble maid, squinting his eyes and calling "coo coo".

It’s exactly this feeling. It’s not in vain that it has spent hundreds of years tempering itself, and it’s not in vain that it challenges powerful enemies all the time.

Isn’t it just for this moment?

Only the fiery red eyeballs, which represent Bai Ze's consciousness, are silent.

What's wrong with this stupid bird? He got like this after being praised for a few words.

Moreover, it looks like there is some potential...

However, Bai Ze didn't have anything to worry about. As time went by, the bloodlines of the past mythical beasts spread out and hybridized for countless generations.

Many bloodlines are too thin and have no effect, but there are also a small number of creatures that experience atavism.

Bai Ze was just carefully exploring the contents of the gourd.

"It seems like he's not dead yet."

A suspicious demon anchor cannot be overemphasized. It would be impossible to lose it, but it would be impossible to keep it.

What a tangle in Bai Ze Lao Goat’s heart.


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