"Hey, where is this place...how many years has passed?" Zhang Ming grabbed Xiaobai and put it on his head.
Xiaobai struggled wildly against the mucus on his skin and burst into tears.
"Haha, Xiaobai, you still love crying so much. You really don't know what I've been through! This life is really dreamy. After all the hardships in life, I really live up to this trip and feel any difficulties in the future.
You can’t even stop me!”
"Devil, it doesn't seem to be a big deal."
Breaking free from the hands of the devil and returning to reality, Zhang Ming felt a sudden sense of happiness in his heart.
He was so excited that the turbulent emotions poured out of his heart like a flood that had burst a dike.
The overwhelming yellow sand cannot cover up that feeling of happiness.
[Hello, Mr. Shimama; Hello, Mr. Xiaobai, long time no see. Thank you very much for your help. Without you to find this world, it would be difficult for us to clean up the remaining power of the devil.]
The little gourd naturally came to life again, shining with golden light, and wandering around Zhang Ming, still using his usual polite tone.
The past three years have been really difficult. Even under the protection of the world, it is still not easy to clean up the remaining power of the devil.
In the real world, the little gourd can no longer reincarnate at will, and can only become the original little gourd.
"Yes, thank you to the external rescue team, thank you for your help..." Zhang Ming bent down and bowed to Shi Mama, the sleeping Bai Ze eyeball, the little white turtle, and also to the Pelican ship looking around in the sky.
Chang, bowed deeply.
This is his most sincere thanks.
The Pelican sister flew down again and stood at the edge of the deck, wanting to show off her power.
But when I saw Zhang Ming thanking me so much, I felt quite comfortable.
The Pelican Captain nodded, thinking that he could accommodate this homeless "defeated general".
"Hey, old sheep head, it's time to wake up." Shitou called in spiritual language.
Bai Ze woke up quietly and trembled in disbelief when he saw Zhang Ming.
Lao Zhang...is resurrected?
Even the little gourd has come back to life?
Bai Ze still felt a little vigilant in his heart, and the flames in his eyeballs were beating, trying to figure out why.
"First of all, I want to announce something. Ms. Calabash has helped me a lot. She is trustworthy. I am not anchored by [Long-cherished Wish]."
"Okay, I know you have a lot of questions. Find a safe place first and I will explain in detail. Hmm... Why does this world feel a little weird? The wind and sand are too big."
"Isn't this Honggangren's communicator? Why did it explode?!"
Zhang Ming fiddled with the furnace communicator, then looked at the green mucus on his body, and said rather speechlessly: "Why do I look like a monster, Miss Calabash, what good place did you put me in?" p>
Calabash Youyou said: [I did make the mucus. If you are in a coma for a long time and don't eat for a long time, you may starve to death. A healthy body is the basis for a strong spirit, so I covered you with a layer of mucus that is absorbed through the skin.
Mucus.】
[Don’t misunderstand, this is resin from the Tree of Eden, not other... stupid humans, this is just a trading item a long time ago.]
[As for why your skin is green, it is because of these resins, and it will recover soon.]
"Well, it's not a big problem."
Zhang Ming jumped onto his ship excitedly and found that the ship was in tatters and had signs of many battles on the deck.
At best, animals can only use the above functions, but they are not good at maintaining them. Over time, they naturally show signs of aging.
He turned back again and found the strange lake, feeling a strong temptation from the soul level.
"This world...is a little weird."
Zhang Ming frowned subconsciously.
However, after he was reborn, he felt so relaxed that he wished he could take a bath immediately, cook a good meal, and experience the fireworks of life.
I was too lazy to investigate all kinds of weird things for the time being, so I drove the ship and ran along the river bed towards the coastline.
"I have something to tell you. Just now, your human civilization called and asked you to go home as soon as possible and attend some exchange meeting!" Shimama explained the entire process in general.
Xiaobai was still fiddling with the broken communicator.
(Zhang Ming, there is anti-entropy technology here!!)
"Really?" Zhang Ming was giggling while bathing in the scorching sunshine.
Shimama said earnestly: "Guisun, the water in this world is too deep, you may not be able to play around. Don't get close to this lake, let's return to the coastline, and then consider other things."
"If you are really bored, you can also look for civilization ruins along the coastline, although the civilization here will definitely not be strong."
Such a serious Shimama made Xiaobai a little uncomfortable and cried out "Ah woo".
(Didn’t you say on the communicator that you want to take the scientific research results back?)
Shimama sneered and said: "They really have something to do with Zhang Ming! Civilization-level events are related to hundreds of millions of people and the survival and reproduction of billions of people. Do you think I don't understand the importance of this kind of thing? You let me
What should I say? He was sucked into the gourd for three whole years, and he didn’t know whether he was alive or dead. Could it be that he couldn’t wake up? What if he woke up? At that time, I didn’t know that he could wake up.”
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment and looked at his ancestor.
Shimama sighed: "Guisun, if you are very capable and others place all their expectations on you, with unprecedented expectations, it will be an unbearable burden."
"If you have never experienced this truth, you will never understand it. Every best expectation will only turn into hell in the end."
"It's better to pretend to be crazy, confuse the audience and tell some vague nonsense, so that they can lower their expectations."
"As long as they lower their expectations, they will prepare all response plans. Whether Zhang Ming is dead or not, they will be prepared."
"They wouldn't ask me, a madman, to bring back the so-called 'results', don't you think? After all, I am a madman, and they would only listen to half of it."
"Do you feel the same way and don't have high expectations for me? Do you think I am full of surprises when I suddenly say these words? This is the advantage of lowering expectations, especially for civilized exchanges.
It needs to be."
Xiaobai was stunned for a long time, recalling his ancestor's reply. At this moment, the black stone shone with the light of truth.
Shimama hummed and ignored it, remembering some ancient past events - its predecessor was Xuanwu!
How could it not understand politics?
It’s just that now it’s in ruins.
"It's nice of you to reply like this!"
Zhang Ming took the steering wheel and said: "Actually, after this experience, I have figured out a lot. I am a duckweed with no fixed abode. It is quite satisfying to have long-lived species like you by my side.
.Even the Pelican sister can live a long time, right? Well, it’s really good. You are like family members to me."
"It's so disgusting." The stone started shaking, "It's so disgusting!"
But Zhang Ming seems to have really changed a bit, it's... a bit hard to tell.
After driving all the way for a long time, we finally arrived at the coastline.
The blue sea is like a quiet sapphire, just like his current mood, in addition to happiness, there is also quiet tranquility. People who don't always know what is truly important better than those who have it.
He seemed to have no feeling of loneliness at all.
The sandstorm here was slightly smaller, so Zhang Ming jumped into the sea and took a bath.
Then I caught a big fish and went home to cook.
As smoke rose from the cooking pots, Zhang Ming felt extremely calm and enjoyed making a pot of fish soup.
The talkative Hulu used his nice voice to describe the story that happened in the dream. When he heard that [Long-cherished Wish] had gone around in such a big circle, the purpose was to kill Hulu and achieve the "ultimate", it immediately triggered an uproar.
What a big wave!
The old sheep head was extremely ashamed. When he thought that all its vigilance and speculations were part of [Long-cherished Wish]'s calculations, it had wronged good-hearted people and even considered committing suicide.
On the contrary, Shimama scoffed, "I told you to break it earlier, old sheep head! Don't worry about so many things, and there won't be any misunderstanding."
[Mr. Bai Ze, you don’t have to blame yourself. Your caution is understandable, and the final result is also pleasant...well, it’s really nothing. [Long-cherished Wish] is so calculating, it’s normal to be fooled by it.
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"Let her play the vampire queen!" Shimama encouraged from the side.
Naturally, the old sheep head didn't listen to its nonsense, and said with shame: "I'm sorry... No matter what, I still have to apologize to you in the end."
[Okay, then I accept your apology.] Chatterbox Hulu happily wandered around Lao Zhang.
After returning to this world, even Ms. Calabash has undergone some subtle changes.
Life here is so complicated, and we have to worry about so many interpersonal relationships.
But it’s okay, after all, the most difficult time has been over...
Zhang Ming, who was holding the spoon, felt a little uncomfortable, "Hey, Hey, classmate Hulu, can't you become a girl?"
"I'm not used to your behavior."
"What? I can turn into a girl!" Shimama was shocked.
Gourd's voice transmission said: [Mr. Zhang Ming, this is not a dream, I... can only be like this. And... they are so serious now, their expressions are so serious, I don't dare to speak anymore.]
"Haha, it doesn't matter, we'll get used to it soon."
"After all, this disaster is the biggest disaster in my life."
"They are also worried about me. It is normal to be serious."
Sister Pelican looked at the chaotic relationship between these guys, and her poor brain was a little twisted.
