On the contrary, Lao Zhang, who knew his true nature, was so embarrassed that he almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes.
However, Lao Zhang was thick-skinned enough, and he immediately explained to the human being as if nothing was wrong: "That is my old friend, Mr. Shimama, who has inherited part of the memory of the mythical beast Xuanwu, and has all the knowledge of Xuanwu breathing technique! So!
Just think of it as Xuanwu."
Shimama is extremely satisfied.
"If you want to improve your breathing skills, you must rely on his old man and his grandson, Xiaobai."
"Everyone, it is the legendary Master Shi Mama." Zhong Yunlong nodded solemnly, "Those of us who are students of human breathing techniques should really call it Teacher Shi!"
Teacher Shi!
Shimama was so happy that she almost died, but she didn't say a word.
Zhong Yunlong then ordered the leaders of the scientific research team to speak politely and not to offend this weird stone.
These professors also wiped their sweat. They had long been warned that this stone was a mental patient.
But when you ask someone for help, you must be respectful and respectful, without even a single rebuttal.
"In addition, Master Shimama also possesses the extraordinary ability of spiritual language." Zhang Ming said seriously, "Spiritual language can not only be used for translation, but also for imparting knowledge, and can even weave immersive illusions."<
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"For example, a battle scene with a certain monster. You know what this means... Through spiritual language, actual combat experience can be improved."
"This is an extraordinary ability that requires almost no cost."
Everyone's hearts moved and they nodded solemnly. Zhang Ming's extraordinary ability requires a price. Naturally, he cannot experiment indefinitely. If the only extraordinary person dies prematurely, who can bear the responsibility?
But Shimama's "spiritual language" can be used unlimitedly. It uses the spiritual language every day at no cost at all.
It means that this is the best opportunity for mankind to study "strong idealistic rules"!
What's more, imparting culture and weaving illusions have too many extended uses.
Several professors got excited about the discussion, and soon realized the awesomeness of the stone. They wished they could immediately invite the black spot on the moon to come down and ask for knowledge!
(Haha...Gah, I agree, agree, agree!!) Seeing the human beings being so respectful, Shimama was so excited that her whole body trembled, as if she were flying on the top of the clouds, and she couldn't hold back the word "agree". This is exactly what it feels like!
It's not in vain day and night, I want to restore the glory of Xuanwu!
It’s worth noting that it has gone through so much hard work to reach the human world!
Turtle Sun, do you know that carrying civilization on a turtle’s back is just to enjoy this feeling?!!
Xiaobai squinted his eyes and glanced at Crazy Shitou, feeling a chill in his heart.
It finally understands now that its ancestors have actually been corrupted by power a long time ago. What a dream, bah, it’s just the desire for power!
It's normal for this ancestor not to have power. Once he has power, he must be a corrupt and depraved bad turtle!
Xiaobai hummed and shook his butt with some disdain. Suddenly he saw several beautiful girls staring at it with bright eyes. They seemed to be discussing how cute this little turtle was. If they could put it on their lap and stroke it.
Just feed it small dried fish. It would be better if you could sleep with it at night.
Xiaobai was immediately elated by the praise and wanted to go over and hear how they praised her.
"Look, that turtle is looking at us!"
“It’s so cute!”
If the compliments are nice, I can let you touch the turtle shell, that’s okay! Do you have... a beige sweater?
I also want to bury myself in it and experience the feeling of Emperor Zhang’s heart.
Just like this, the bad turtle Xiaobai, who was rapidly degenerating into corruption, slowly retracted his head. If he didn't retract it, he would be unable to hold back his expression and start dancing!
"Hey, you can come down now, don't keep being condescending." Zhang Ming shouted a little rudely, this guy is not done yet.
"Hey, hey!" As the atmosphere gradually matured, Shimama suddenly said a spiritual word, and then the ground shook.
The footsteps of a huge creature came from the mountains and forests.
I saw a giant elephant about 5 meters tall, carrying a giant turtle with a back diameter of about 2 meters, slowly walking up the cliff.
This may be the largest elephant and the largest turtle that Shimama has found on Earth.
Immediately afterwards, the elephant carried the giant tortoise.
The giant turtle carried Shimama and Xiaobai on its back, and slowly walked towards the crowd step by step.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
Every time the elephant takes a step, Shimama recites a spiritual saying.
Under the bright moonlight, this scene is actually impressive, creating a magical hallucination in people's minds: in front of them is a Xuanwu standing tall and tall!
The raised head is the backbone of the sky, the ferocious scales are the harbor of the ocean, and the broad back sets off the weight of civilization.
The decayed pillars and beams, the vicissitudes of the face, the long years, seem to have been weathered.
Only his bright eyes shine like stars.
Zhang Ming couldn't help but feel ashamed. He had to admit that the CG setting of this scene was very awesome. In order to show off, Shimama obviously even used the strength to suck milk.
Even an old monster like him who had seen ups and downs was attracted by this scene, and his spirit was affected to a certain extent. Others even restrained their thoughts.
Cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of Zhong Yunlong and others, unable to resist this astonishing momentum. Even the national warriors on earth, how had they ever seen such a terrifying scene? He seemed to be facing the crushing of a whole world!
All of a sudden, the "fire of the soul" was pushed to the limit!
Some little girls trembled even more when faced with the Xuanwu momentum, their faces turned blue, and some of them were unsteady on their feet.
They didn't care that the soil under their feet was wet, they sat down, hugged their heads, closed their eyes, and acted like ostriches.
This is the instinctive reaction of the weak.
There were also some staff hiding on the ship. While their minds were confused, they thought of the story in Indian mythology and legend: The world is a disk carried by several elephants, and the elephant stands on the back of a huge turtle.
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"Boom!"
"Xuanwu" once again took a big step forward, milky white waves splashing everywhere, as if this step could break the earth's crust. Countless birds screamed in terror, flying up from the forest, under the moonlight
Under the irradiation of the sun, the sky is full of darkness.
"I'll accept it as soon as it's ready, it's endless, right?" Zhang Ming complained crazily.
Shimama is actually a little dissatisfied.
The reason is that the elephant and turtle are a little smaller. After all, they are Zhang Ming's compatriots. In addition, they are almost exhausted, so the voice of the repeating gradually becomes smaller.
The indomitable "Xuanwu" disappeared from everyone's minds.
But the sense of awe generated by it did not disappear, and no one dared to say the first word.
Looking at the stunned scene, Zhang Ming felt a sense of astonishment in his heart: "It seems a bit awesome...should I also appear in a similar way?"
No, no, no, this is too disgusting! He really doesn’t have the shame to do such a disgusting thing.
However, it seems to be a good thing. After all, people's hearts are separated from each other. After this, no one should use their brains.
This magical scene lasted for about 2 minutes. Shimama's momentum dissipated and she said slowly in that old voice: "Human beings, can you do what I ask for?"
Don't dare to bluff this matter. An old professor, who seemed to be the leader of a certain team, climbed up from the boat and said tremblingly: "Master Shimama... Your Excellency, your request is too exaggerated! If
With a little more sperm, 100 million turtle eggs can achieve it."
"But now, there are only so many sperms, which is equivalent to one sperm fertilizing one egg. This is too difficult."
"We really can't do it."
"Huh?" Shimama originally wanted to be furious, but in order to maintain her strong character, she still said coldly and seriously, "If you can't do it, what conditions can you negotiate? My grandson's essence is precious, how can I leak it at will? Xuanwu
The art of breathing is so noble, how can it be taught casually?"
Of course, it was happy in its heart, this humble servant was just experiencing the majestic feeling of power.
What's more, even if he doesn't understand science, his turtle grandson still understands it very well. Xiaobai looked helpless and could only explain a few words: (It takes hundreds of millions of sperm to hit an egg! Otherwise, even if it hatches, it will still be a disease.
There are many disabled people.)
So Shitou, the humble maid, retreated to the next best thing and said in a serious voice: "Even if 100 million eggs are not enough, 10 million turtle eggs are still needed."
Seeing the two sides starting to bargain, Zhang Ming sighed and said helplessly: "Let's discuss it slowly, let's go to another place first."
"Xiaobai, take care of your ancestors and don't go too far."
Xiaobai: (I can’t control it!)
Zhang Ming left some of the expert team here, and then took another group of people to see Mr. Baize.
In fact, the importance of old man Bai Ze in the "Grand Academy of Sciences" is much higher than that of Shimama.
As a good gentleman who has collected countless wools from mythical beasts, and has traveled for countless years with a super master like Liu Blind, the knowledge he has learned is not comparable to that of "Xuanwu", who has a weird personality and has no friends.
What's more, old man Bai Ze's desire to learn is much stronger than that of Stinky Stone.
Although both old guys can no longer keep up with the times, there is a world of difference between one who is willing to learn and the other who is already lying flat.
What's more, it has an innate ability to distinguish right from wrong!
There is a saying from the ancients: "The Yellow Emperor patrolled the East China Sea, and a white lake came out. He could speak and understand the essence of all things, so as to warn the people and eliminate disasters. A virtuous king with virtue and tranquility would emerge."
Therefore, this guy is an excellent candidate to become the dean.
Although Li Xianfeng has outstanding abilities, he has not made any achievements in this life, and the ability of [Reincarnation] cannot be exposed. It is really difficult to convince the public if he directly becomes the dean.
