With audiences across the country watching, Zhang Xu started telling dirty jokes:
"A lady entered an adult product store and wanted to buy a self-defense stick. The boss said to her: Pick whatever you like, and let me know which one you like. The lady carefully selected for a while and said: I want the red one. The boss
He shook his head: You should change it to another one, that one is not for sale. The lady asked angrily: Why not for sale? The boss looked at her and said: Because it is a fire extinguisher."
After speaking, Zhang Xu stood on the stage, held his stomach and arched his waist, laughing exaggeratedly: "Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!"
The male host on the side, his face turned red from holding back, argued in vain to the camera: "A self-defense stick is a weapon used for self-defense. The meaning of this joke is: A woman wants to buy a self-defense weapon and thinks a fire extinguisher is very good.
.But the boss has a strong sense of fire prevention, so he didn’t sell it...well, that’s it...poof..."
The male host couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing: "Hahahahaha!"
The two people on the stage burst into laughter.
As for the female host, she was busy using a fire ax to purify Zhang Dagen's sinful soul offstage, so she had no time to host the show.
On the stage, Zhang Xu said: "Let me tell you one more thing."
The male host couldn't wait to say: "Tell me, tell me!"
Zhang Xu showed an evil smile that could be turned into an emoticon, and told a joke: "When my father came home from work, he found that his son had put a condom on his head, so he angrily scolded his son.
My son’s aggrieved explanation: We have a performance tomorrow. Some students will play good guys and some students will play bad guys. I asked the teacher what I should play? The teacher said to me: You act like a fool!"
Zhang Xu: "Hahaha!"
Male host: "Hahaha!"
At this time, some of the audience members who were watching the program were laughing dumbly, and some were embarrassed. Some did not understand, and some pretended not to understand. Some blushed, and some turned dark.
But most people have one thing in common, that is, they remember Zhang Xu.
It’s really unimaginable what kind of material Zhang Xu’s courage and shame are made of, and how dare he drive in public with tens of millions of people watching!
So crazy!
However, before the extremely enthusiastic netizens could post the barrage, the male host announced to the camera with a serious face: "Then the afternoon show is over. See you in the evening!"
After that, the male host pulled Zhang Xu, who was still wanting to tell a joke, and they walked off the stage.
The big curtain also slowly closed.
At this time, the viewers watching the show on their mobile phones only saw the screen go black, and then they realized that the live broadcast room was closed.
Viewers watching TV saw a circular color picture appearing on the TV screen, indicating that there was no program on this channel.
The sudden ending of the afternoon show of The Voice, coupled with Zhang Xu's hot topic of dirty jokes, made the audience's enthusiasm high and they couldn't wait to vent it out.
As a result, people were no longer in the mood to look forward to the night show, and they flocked to Zhang Xu's various online accounts, laughing, scolding, and watching the excitement.
The lawless old drivers drove wildly in the comment area of Zhang Xu’s every post and work. The comment area instantly became so smoky that it was impossible to look directly at it.
Less than ten minutes after the afternoon show ended, Zhang Xu’s Douyin, Kuaimao, BiLiPiLi, WeiBo... were all blocked!
In the backstage studio, Kang Jiayu and others expressed their deep silence and heartfelt respect for Zhang Xu's act of self-sacrifice.
Zhang Xu, the beautiful voice will never forget your sacrifice!
You are a hero!
The reason why Zhang Xu dared to drive in public was because he was instructed by Kang Jiayu.
There is no other way, there is really no way forward, so we must prepare for the worst.
In order to reduce the negative impact of missing the performance, something must be done to divert the audience's attention!
For example, tell dirty jokes.
Facts have proved that this method is very useful.
At least now, no one pays attention to the night performances anymore, and people's expectations for Fang Jin have also been suppressed.
But this is far from enough! More things need to be done!
There were so many things going on that Fang Jin's absence from the performance was not conspicuous.
In the director's room, everyone gathered together, and ideas for making trouble came up one after another: let Chen Luojia and Tang Xin fight, let Brother Bao beat someone to death, let Zhang Xu run naked, create an explosion...
Kang Jiayu listened to the discussion with an expressionless face, and the corners of her mouth twitched from time to time.
Is this all a bad idea? Is this an idea that humans can come up with?
Kang Jiayu interrupted the discussion: "Contestants who have already performed should not come forward again. The program cannot afford to be wasted. Our first goal is to continue the program smoothly. On this basis, we can maximize the
To eliminate the impact of Fang Jin’s absence.”
Speaking of the name Fang Jin, Kang Jiayu's eyes were filled with helplessness and worry.
This bastard is really annoying.
Where was it hidden?
Have you returned to nature?
After listening to Kang Jiayu's words, everyone started brainstorming again.
After discussing for a while, Liu Bing came up with a good idea. She said: "The opening of the show is when the audience's expectations are highest, and we must take advantage of it. Han Wei is the first to play in the night show, so we can let Han Wei
Confess your love to Zhang Honghong during the interactive session. Both of them are well-known public figures, so this topic is definitely hot enough. Moreover, there are already scandals between them, so this will not seem abrupt."
Hearing this, Kang Jiayu's eyes lit up and she stood up directly: "What a great idea! That's it! I'll go and persuade Han Wei!"
…
The time came to 6:30 in the evening, half an hour before the night show started.
In the contestant room backstage, the contestants for the night show were sitting in rows, chatting and remaining silent.
The first person to take the stage was Han Wei. He is the signature artist of Honghuo Entertainment and a veritable top singer.
Last month when Fang Jin was recording "Broader Sea and Sky", he vomited all over Han Wei because he drank too much. In order to apologize, Fang Jin agreed to write a song for him to sing.
So Kang Jiayu drew Han Wei to the Voice of Beauty and gave him a song by Fang Jin. The apology was over.
Han Wei felt like he was at a loss.
Being on a show is a show, and an apology is an apology. These are obviously two different things, so why only give one song?
Other contestants also have songs by Fang Jin, but Fang Jin vomited all over them when they co-wrote them, right?
Han Wei sat on the armchair with his head lowered and said nothing.
He was in a very unhappy mood, but it was not because of the song, but because of the instructions given to him by director Kang Jiayu: to confess to Zhang Honghong during the interactive session.
The last time Kang Yong wanted to reduce the impact of the Miracle Singer's defeat, he let Han Wei and Zhang Honghong have a scandal.
Now Kang Jiayu is even more ruthless and directly asks Han Wei to confess his love in front of the national audience!
Han Wei sighed helplessly.
Can't you two, father and daughter, have sex with each other? You have to make us a couple to be satisfied?
…
There were still ten minutes left before the evening show started, and the audience was basically all here.
Kang Lieguang and Kang Yong were still sitting in their original positions. The father and son did not speak, they just sat there, waiting for the show to start.
Kang Yong glanced at an empty seat in the middle of the auditorium from time to time, which was Wang Xue's seat.
She left at noon and no one knows where she went.
…
Yanjing City.
After dinner, Zhang Qing and others sat down in front of the big screen.
After watching the program for a day, everyone's face looked a little tired, but most of them were still looking forward to it.
Mr. Li looked at Zhang Qing and asked, "That Fang Jin will also come on stage, right?"
Zhang Qing replied: "He is the last one to take the stage. He may have to wait until nine o'clock in the evening."
"Then just wait!" Mr. Li folded his arms, closed his eyes, and said, "Call me when Fang Jin comes on stage. I'll take a nap first."
Zhang Qing nodded: "Okay."
The other old men said in unison: "Let's take a nap too, don't forget to call us."
Zhang Qing: "..."
What's wrong with them?
Then I'll take a nap too...
The time came to 7pm, and the night show of Beautiful Voice officially started.
Two hosts, a man and a woman, appeared on the stage and gave an ordinary opening speech.
The female host's expression was a little unnatural. It seemed that Brother Dagen's actions had a great impact on her.
It was the first time in my life that Latex was given a microphone in public. If it had been any other woman, it would have exploded on the spot!
Just when the female host was stunned, the male host reminded her without any trace.
The female host immediately came to her senses and smiled naturally and generously at the camera.
The male host went straight to the point: "Now, let's invite the first contestant to perform on stage tonight, Han Wei!"
The female host quickly added: "What he is going to sing is Master Fang's new song "Traveling Mountains and Rivers", please give me a round of applause!"
The two hosts hurriedly left the stage and the stage went dark.
After a moment, a ray of light hit the stage, illuminating Han Wei's figure.
"The autumn wind sets the sun into the long river, and the boat is sailing in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River..."
The antique lyrics and rhythm, combined with the beautiful soundtrack, immediately brought the audience into the charm of Xia Guofeng.
"...In the midst of laughter and conversation, who can stay -"
After the song is sung, people are still stuck in the artistic conception of the song and cannot extricate themselves.
The two hosts came on stage and guided Han Wei to start the interaction.
Han Wei took the phone, put it to his mouth, and took a deep breath.
Um?
Why does this microphone smell like milk?
Han Wei shook his head and shook the strange thoughts out of his mind.
It doesn’t matter if it smells like milk or not, what’s important is that I’m going to make a bigger move!
Han Wei's face was full of seriousness. He said seriously to the camera: "Here, I want to say something to someone...I'm sorry!"
Seeing this, many viewers watching the show became excited.
Is this about to break the news?
Eat melon, eat melon!
On the stage, Han Wei held his head high and said loudly: "I was too cowardly in the past and did not have the courage to face you. But from today on, I will not run away anymore!"
After saying that, Han Wei inserted the microphone into the stand and walked off the stage.
Don't say it too bluntly, otherwise no one will believe it.
Because people are more willing to believe the imaginary truth in their minds than the real facts in front of them.
Just a little guidance is all it takes.
After hearing Han Wei's incomprehensible words, some viewers understood instantly and jumped up excitedly. Some viewers didn't understand at all, and their faces were full of confusion.
At this time, the scene turned and the camera gave a close-up of Zhang Honghong's face.
His face was also full of confusion.
However, within a second, the camera moved away.
It was this short second that revealed something shocking to everyone.