The small village is filled with the joy of the New Year and the smell of fire and saltpeter.
This is a traditional year that cannot be seen, heard or felt at all in the city.
Children are running around with a box of Black Tornado in their pockets. If they see something they don't like, they will explode it. It may blow up their own hands. If they come home crying, they will inevitably get a beating.
My mother was preparing New Year's Eve dinner in the kitchen, and my father and the neighbor's father gathered together to talk about international affairs.
A big, round flower exploded in the sky, causing the whole village to marvel.
When a child is tired from playing, he returns home and changes out of his dirty clothes under the scolding of his mother. Then he runs to a neighbor's house and calls his father home for New Year's Eve dinner.
The family of three was eating and watching the host on TV, Chunfeng, announcing with a full face: The Spring Festival Gala starts now!
At the dinner table, Zhang Xu picked up a chicken leg and reluctantly said to his father: "Can you not watch the Spring Festival Gala? It's not interesting at all."
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Dad Zhang glanced at his son and said calmly: "Don't look at me."
Zhang Xu looked at his mother, aggrieved: "Mom, he told me to get out."
Zhang Niang smiled and watched the father and son bickering, feeling warm in her heart.
My son finally went home for the New Year.
A few years ago, Zhang Xu went to Xinghai City without saying a word, saying that he wanted to be a star.
When the second elder heard the news, he was anxious and angry. He was afraid that his child would be deceived by bad people, so he told Zhang Xu to go home quickly.
Zhang Xu has always been an easy-to-get guy. He was rebellious and immature. He regarded his parents' concern as a lack of understanding of himself, so he cut off contact with his family, held back his anger, and kept his head in Honghuo.
Working hard in entertainment has really made him famous.
Nowadays, Zhang Xu has experienced more things and understands his parents' feelings, so he is no longer stubborn and goes home to visit whenever he has time.
Zhang's father, who was not good at expressing himself, said he disliked Zhang Xu, but from time to time he would secretly wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes while he was drinking.
Zhang Xu originally wanted to bring his parents to Xinghai, but his parents disagreed. First, they did not want to drag Zhang Xu down, and second, they had lived in this small village for most of their lives and were already part of the village.
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They are the only folk band in the ten miles and eight villages. Whenever there is a funeral or wedding, they are indispensable.
It was in this environment that Zhang Xu learned many folk musical instruments, among which suona was the best.
While Zhang Xu was getting food for Zhang Xu, Zhang's mother said regretfully: "Lan Lan, who often comes to our house to play with you, is getting married. If you don't cherish such a good girl, you insist on running out to be a star. Now you have missed it."
"
Zhang Xu didn't care about his mother's words: "Which Lanlan? The one from Li Cun or the one from Zhou Cun? Oh, it doesn't matter. Don't worry about me."
Zhang Xu is a well-known handsome boy in eight villages in ten miles. When he was a child, he often followed his parents everywhere. He was the center of attention wherever he went, so many little girls secretly admired him.
Zhang's mother didn't hide it anymore and said directly: "Xiao Xu, have you found a girlfriend outside? When will you get married? You are now old enough to think about this matter."
Zhang’s mother resorted to urging marriage three times!
Zhang Xu bared his teeth and smiled dryly: "It's almost, it's soon, wait a little longer..."
Zhang Xu resorted to detours to fool him!
Father Zhang frowned and said dissatisfied: "What are you waiting for? Your father will die if you wait any longer! Give me an accurate date when to get married!"
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Dad Zhang resorted to: force and force!
Cold sweat broke out on Zhang Xu's forehead, and he suddenly pointed at the TV series and shouted: "Alas, Mom and Dad, watch! Zhao Bensan is on stage!"
Zhang Xu resorted to: change the topic!
Hearing this, Zhang's father and Zhang's mother looked at the TV. Sure enough, the sketch master Zhao Bensan was on stage. They ignored the topic of marriage and watched the sketch with relish.
The round ends, Zhang Xu wins!
Zhang Xu secretly breathed a sigh of relief and felt infinite gratitude to Zhao Bensan in his heart.
Thank you, Mr. Zhao Bensan, for letting me stay single.
On the TV screen, the wonderful sketches made the audience laugh, and Zhang Xu's family also laughed out loud.
Mr. Zhao Bensan is the trump card of the Spring Festival Gala. With him here, the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala will not be too bad.
But this still cannot save the reality that the average ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have been declining year after year.
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Due to the explosion of information that contemporary people are exposed to every day, they have experienced varying degrees of aesthetic fatigue, and the Spring Festival Gala has become no longer attractive.
Last year's Spring Festival Gala was the Spring Festival Gala with the worst ratings in history. Zhao Bensan was recuperating due to illness, the sketch program was forced to tear people, the singing program was mediocre, the magic program made mistakes, and the cross talk program had no new ideas... All kinds of reasons combined led to the poor ratings of last year's Spring Festival Gala.
Dropped to an all-time low of 21!
There was a lot of scolding on the Internet, and the director of last year's Spring Festival Gala was almost scolded as autistic.
Before this year's Spring Festival Gala even started, many people had given up watching the Spring Festival Gala. There was even a trend online not to watch the Spring Festival Gala.
The production team of the Spring Festival Gala had to ask the elderly Mr. Zhao to come out of the mountain top, otherwise it would be a big sin if the ratings really fell below 20.
The Spring Festival Gala, which has been passed down to generations of beautiful memories, cannot just be so cold!
After watching the sketch, the next program was folk dance, and then poetry recitation.
Zhang Xu instantly lost the desire to watch any more and couldn't help complaining: "Why are you still doing this? The Spring Festival Gala is like this every year. It's really boring."
Zhang's father struck a blow: "Aren't you a big star? Then you go up and perform vigorously. What's the point of nagging at home?"
Zhang Xu said angrily: "Don't tell me! I was actually invited by the Spring Festival Gala program! If it weren't for the reunion with your two elders, I would really go to the Spring Festival Gala!"
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Dad Zhang's face was filled with disbelief: "You're going to the Spring Festival Gala? What can you do? Perform suona playing?"
Zhang Xu was surprised: "How did you know? The Spring Festival Gala program team really invited me to play the suona!"
Dad Zhang curled his lips: "You still play the suona? Bragging is pretty much the same."
Zhang Xu: "..."
It's confirmed, he is his biological father.
Zhang Xu didn't lie. The program team of the Spring Festival Gala actually invited him to come on stage to play the suona, which was the "Little Knife Club Overture" that he played in the Beautiful Voice.
However, he was rejected by Zhang Xu. He had not spent the Chinese New Year with his family for five years and this year he would go home to spend time with his parents no matter what.
On the TV screen, Han Wei sang a song "Blue and White Porcelain" composed by Fang Jin, which increased the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala.
Upon seeing this, the director of the Spring Festival Gala became excited as if he had found the password for viewing. He took out his walkie-talkie and kept giving various instructions, preparing to do something.
On the stage at this time, two famous crosstalk actors were performing crosstalk.
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After the cross talk ended, the host covered the headset and stood on the stage, raised his head and smiled at the camera: "Friends, a special program has appeared! Now, we will randomly connect to a lucky audience to see what this audience's New Year's Eve dinner is.
what is it then?"
Seeing this, Zhang Xu rolled his eyes.
This kind of interaction is the most fake. It is all arranged in advance and has no meaning at all.
It's not just Zhang Xu who thinks this way, many people think the same way, and many people are planning to change the channel.
However, everything in the camera and the picture that appeared shocked everyone.
Zhang Xu's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief.
What was displayed on the TV screen was taken from the perspective of the rear camera of the mobile phone. In the middle of the lens was Fang Jin!
Fang Jin was gnawing furiously on an elbow. Next to him, another familiar person, Mr. Kang Lieguang, sat next to him.
Next to it is Kang Jiayu's hand picking up vegetables.
This picture only appeared for less than three seconds, and the rear camera of the phone changed to the front camera.
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A square face with Chinese characters appeared on the camera, startling all the viewers.
Dad Zhang spit out a mouthful of old wine: "Fuck! The Chinese character has become a spirit!"
Zhang Xuteng stood up suddenly and said excitedly: "Lao Jin!"
On the TV, Jin Jian said to the camera: "Sorry, the camera was not adjusted properly just now... It can be adjusted now."
A woman's voice sounded next to her: "Don't use your mobile phone while eating... Huh? Who are you calling, Lao Jin?"
After hearing the voice, Zhang Xu became even more excited: "Wang...Sister Wang!"
On the screen, Jin Jian turned to the person next to him and said, "Ah, it's okay. You eat first and don't worry about me."
At this time, the face of the host of the Spring Festival Gala appeared on the right side of the screen and asked politely: "Hello Mr. Jin Jian, what is your name?"
Jin Jian: "Uh... Jin Jian."
The host's expression froze, and he realized that he had just committed a serious live broadcast accident, and he quickly said to make amends: "It's amazing! I didn't expect that I guessed it right just by casually saying it! Hahahaha..."
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Offstage, the director of the Spring Festival Gala had already ran out to find a kitchen knife, vowing to kill the host.
Although everyone knows that random connections are arranged in advance, you are going too far by acting like this!
The audience in front of the screen burst out laughing:
"Hahaha! What a lucky viewer with a random connection!"
"He has been the source of my jokes for a whole year."
"Pay attention to the key points! Is that Master Fang just now?"
"It must be! Otherwise, what about the wiring diagram?"
"Okay! Master Fang is attending the Spring Festival Gala!"
"..."
At this time, the Spring Festival Gala's ratings were rising steadily, even breaking through the peak of the past five years, 34!
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On the screen, the host smiled with tears in his eyes and said: "Mr. Jin Jian, can you show us your New Year's Eve dinner?"
Ahhhhh I'm dying!
It’s all director Shabi’s fault for messing around and not rehearsing in advance. This time it’s a big mistake!
Jin Jian on the left side of the screen nodded and said: "Okay."
As soon as he finished speaking, the screen of the mobile phone lens went dark, and when it lit up again, it turned into a picture of a dining table captured by the rear camera.
A very sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner, including fish, meat, chicken and duck... full of the wealth and happiness of a well-to-do family.
A greasy hand reached into the camera and grabbed a handful of spring rolls.
Jin Jian's voice sounded from the camera: "This is our New Year's Eve dinner, it's pretty good."
"Well, it looks very rich." The host said: "Mr. Jin Jian, can you introduce us to the family members who are having dinner together?"
"Wait a minute, let me talk to them..." Jin Jian's voice sounded: "Hey, don't eat now, come and say hello to friends all over the country."
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The camera turned and showed Fang Jin and others again.
Kang Jiayu asked with a puzzled face: "What are you doing, Lao Jin? Who are you calling?"
Wang Xue frowned and said displeased: "How many times have I told you! Don't play with your mobile phone while eating!"
Noila Mo waved towards the phone camera and said with a cute smile: "Hello~"
Kang Yong was expressionless, while Kang Lieguang was smiling.