Zhang Xu's family is quite luxurious. It is a standard rural courtyard surrounded by four buildings, with only four rooms with beds.
With a few more bunks on the floor and another person sleeping on the sofa, it would be enough to accommodate a dozen people.
Fang Jin and the four of them did not need to make a bed on the floor and sleep on the sofa.
Wang Xue and Mo Xiaoyun slept in one room, Kang Jiayu slept in one room, Fang Jin and Zhang Xu slept in one room, and Zhang's father and Zhang's mother slept in one room, which was just right.
When going to bed at night, Zhang Xu couldn't sleep and insisted on talking to Fang Jin.
Fang Jin was wearing silk pajamas, lying on a colorful quilt, and said helplessly: "Then just say it."
So, Zhang Xu excitedly told Fang Jin the interesting story of frying cow dung when he was a child:
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"...I was only ten years old at that time. At that time, cattle raising was popular in the village, so there was a lot of cow dung piled up in the small woods outside the village. In winter, the cow dung was frozen..."
Fang Jin: "..."
Stop being disgusting, okay?
Are you going to stop letting people sleep?
Zhang Xu leaned on the bedside, his eyes full of memories, and he was talking enthusiastically: "... During the Chinese New Year, my friends and I pooled our money to buy a lot of cannons, including small thunders, two-legged pedals, and triangular explosive packs.
There are flying monkeys and the loudest and most powerful thunderbolts. With cannons, we want to play with blowing up cow dung..."
"...We went to the grove where the cow dung was piled, and first tried it with a small thunderbolt. After lighting the fire, we ran faster than rabbits one by one. There was a dull thud! A small hole was exploded in the cow dung...
…”
"... Xiaoleizi was not very energetic and couldn't play well enough, so we inserted the two pedals into the cow dung backwards. This cannon was very powerful. First there was a sound, and then there was another sound, and it exploded as big as a basin.
There is a pit with white smoke coming out..."
The dimly lit small bed lamp silently illuminates the cool night, and the unique smell of the countryside lingers in my heart.
Quiet, peaceful, simple and honest.
Listening to Zhang Xu's story, Fang Jin couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
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Zhang Xu got more and more excited as he talked: "...the triangular dynamite pack explodes cow dung very powerfully, but this kind of gun always goes out. Once it goes out, we don't dare to move forward, for fear that it will explode suddenly. One person thinks that it will go out.
When everything was fine, he wanted to pull it out with a stick, but he pulled the fuse with it. He was so frightened that he threw the stick away and ran back screaming. After taking two steps, he tripped and fell again, hahaha.
…”
Fang Jin had a picture in his mind, his shoulders twitched and he laughed: "Haha, what next?"
"Then the guy was covered in cow dung. He ran home crying and was beaten by his father with a belt..." Zhang Xu laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and continued, "...the most awesome one
It's still a thunderbolt! This thing sells for dozens of dollars each! It's not so powerful, this cannon can blow up a bunker! It's so cool to blow up cow dung with this thing..."
Listening to the excitement and fear in Zhang Xu's tone, Fang Jin seemed to have anticipated the tragedy. The corners of his mouth raised crazily and he asked with a smile: "Did you explode?"
"Did it explode? It must have exploded!" Zhang Xu pursed his lips and said: "No one dared to light this cannon at that time, let alone stick it in cow dung and light it. So we discussed who dared to light it.
Whoever has this cannon is the most awesome child! This supreme honor is fatally attractive to children, so I took on the heavy responsibility of lighting the cannon."
Fang Jin looked at Zhang Xu with a silly smile on his face, looking forward to what happened next.
"... A few of them were very scared and wanted to hide far away and watch this once-in-a-lifetime spectacle up close. So, one of them hid behind a tree not far away and urged me to light up the cannon.
.I was so scared at the time, but I still walked to the cow dung pile with the Thunderbolt. After plugging it in, I took out the lighter and lit it, and then ran back quickly..."
Fang Jin smiled and asked, "Didn't you trip and fall?"
"How could I trip?" Zhang Xu grinned and said vividly: "I ran for a long time and didn't hear the sound of the cannon. I thought, maybe it wasn't lit? Because this cannon is very expensive.
, we were reluctant to throw it away in vain, and it must have made a sound. They encouraged me to go up and have a look to see if it was not lit or turned off. I had good eyesight, so I took two steps forward, and at a glance
Seeing that the fuse of Tianlei Bang was still there, it turned out that I was too nervous when I lit it just now, so I didn’t light it. So I lit it again..."
"...It was lit this time. I ran back as hard as I could, but they hid behind the trees and didn't dare to show their heads, but..." Zhang Xu covered his face and laughed wildly: "But the woods are full of saplings.
!You can’t hide people at all!”
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Fang Jin grinned happily.
There was a loud bang of "Boom!", and the sky thunder exploded. I heard a loud scream from behind me, and they were all covered in cow dung. I thought I was safe, so I looked back.
Let’s take a look…”
"... As soon as I turned around, I heard them loudly saying to me: Run, run! Don't look up!" Zhang Xu made a big circle with both hands and almost went crazy laughing: "They didn't let me
Look up, I wanted to look up, and when I looked up, I saw a big piece of cow dung flying towards me in the sky. Damn it!!"
Fang Jin covered his stomach and laughed: "Bullshit!! Hahaha!"
"It scared me so much that I screamed and ran back." Zhang Xu's face turned red with laughter: "As I was running, I suddenly felt something hit my back and knocked me
I stumbled due to the impact. I turned my head and looked sideways, and my grandma's new cotton-padded jacket that I just bought yesterday was covered in a big pile of cow dung!"
Fang Jin couldn't close his legs with laughter.
Zhang Xu continued to talk about the glorious past: "...This is not the worst for me. There was a guy who thought that hiding behind a tree would be fine, so he leaned out, stretched his neck, exposed his head, and stared straight at me.
Looking at the pile of cow dung, when the thunder exploded, his face was directly covered with a pile of cow dung, and he didn't even dare to open his mouth to cry..."
"...There was another guy lying on the ground, and a lump of cow dung happened to hit him on the back of the head. As soon as he stood up, the cow dung fell into the clothes on his back..."
"..."
This is an incredibly wonderful little village with many wonderful people here.
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Many things have happened here, some making people laugh and some making people angry.
These ordinary little things constitute people's memories and the foundation of the entire world.
Pay tribute to the great ordinary.
sleep.
…
The next day.
As the night gradually fades, the small village begins to become lively.
Many families here still use firewood cauldrons, and every time it’s meal time, gray smoke starts to come out of the chimney on the roof.
After Fang Jin and others got up and ate the breakfast prepared by Kang's mother, they made some preparations and prepared to go to the city for a day.
Zhang Xu suggested that we go to the movies together. He bought a lot of movie tickets yesterday, and they were for "This Killer Isn't Too Cold."
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Zhang Xu proudly said to his parents: "Your sons are now acting in movies, aren't they great?"
Dad Zhang curled his lips with disdain, but his eyes could not hide his pride.
Fang Jin and the other four got into Kang Jiayu's car, and Zhang Xu's family got into Zhang Xu's driver's car, and they went to the city together.
The movie didn't start until three in the afternoon, so everyone went to visit the mall first, and then went to local tourist attractions.
Time passed by and it was afternoon.
On the other side, Xinghai City.
Film critic Li came to the theater with a movie ticket.
It was almost time for the movie to premiere, and Li was filled with restlessness and anticipation.
At this time, a large promotional poster was posted at the door of the theater. It was the movie poster for "This Killer Isn't Too Cold".
The picture above is: Fang Jin, who plays Leon, is holding a potted plant in one hand and holding a pistol in the other. Next to him is Mo Xiaoyun, who plays Mathil, holding a paper bag in one hand and a teddy bear in the other. The two of them are walking on the street as if there is no one else around.
The whole picture is a bit weird and at the same time very harmonious.
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Judging from the costumes of the two leading actors, this does not look like a local Xia movie.
Li examined the poster for a while and was a little surprised.
Has Shen Xing really broken the framework of making only local films in Xia Kingdom?
Thinking of this, Li had another expectation in his heart.
After walking into the cinema and checking the tickets, Li entered the cinema smoothly.
According to the seat number on the ticket, Li came to his seat and sat down.
Li is in the middle of the second to last row. Although it is not the best viewing position, it is pretty good to be in the middle.
Before the movie started, Li started to prepare.
He first took out a shorthand notebook and a few pens, and then set up a simple writing desk, intending to record his feelings and opinions about the movie while watching the movie.
This is professionalism!
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Just when Li was almost ready, a long-haired man sitting behind him asked: "Excuse me, sir, are you a film critic?"
Li turned around and glanced at the person behind him, wondering: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Hearing this, Lu Guang, who was in the back row, was overjoyed, but his expression remained calm as he said, "Oh, it's nothing. I'm just afraid of being disturbed by others while watching the movie. If you are a film critic, then that's no problem."
Li waved his hand: "Don't worry, I have high professionalism and won't disturb you while watching the movie."
Lu Guang smiled kindly at Li and said nothing, already feeling happy in his heart.
Great! I was worried about how to write a movie review, so here it is!
Yesterday, Mr. Xie asked Lu Guang to write a film review after watching the movie, in order to enhance Lu Guang's understanding and perception of the movie script, so that he would have peace of mind when filing a lawsuit.
Lu Guang is just a small screenwriter, so how can he write a film review?
When he was feeling worried, Lu Guang saw the person sitting in front of him holding a notebook and a pen with a very professional look, so he asked with a try attitude. Unexpectedly, he met a professional person.
People!
Li turned his head, placed his shorthand notebook on a simple writing table, and prepared to write.
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Behind Li, Lu Guang had bad thoughts.
He took out his mobile phone, turned on the recording, and carefully adjusted the angle of the mobile phone so that he could take a picture of Li's simple writing desk.
He wanted to plagiarize the film review of the person in front of him. Anyway, his film review was only for the guy named Xie to read and would not be circulated outside, so plagiarism was fine.
The movie is about to start.
boom.
The lights suddenly disappeared, plunging the cinema into darkness.
Lu Guang's mouth twitched.
Grass!
I forgot that the lights are turned off during the movie screening, so I can’t take pictures of the movie reviews written by people in front of me.
Alas, it seems that I can only make up my own movie reviews.
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Just when Lu Guang was feeling extremely regretful, the edge of Li's desk lit up, allowing him to write clearly without affecting other people's viewing experience.
This is professionalism!
Lu Guang: "..."
I feel sorry for you even if you don't plagiarize.