Miracle vs. Beauty is over, but for netizens, this incident still has great stamina.
The first is this result that surprised everyone.
Beautiful Voice wins!
This is outrageous. What kind of lineup is Miracle Singer? If you add two cross talk sketches, you can be directly included in the all-star lineup of the Spring Festival Gala!
What is the lineup of Beautiful Voice?
It's a poor crew that has nothing but nothing. The contestants are either fledglings or very unknown 18th-tier singers. The most popular one is the one who has been dormant for more than half a year and is almost forgotten by people.
There is a strong newcomer Zhang Xu, and there is also a tepid sweetheart princess Chen Luojia.
As for Mo Xiaoyun, she has only become popular recently, and her popularity is attributed to the good songs written by her brother Fang Jin.
Just like that, he actually won!?
Speaking of Fang Jin, many netizens are now shouting that they were deceived.
Because until the end of the "Voice of Wonders" program, Fang Jin never showed his face once. Oh, by the way, he did show his face once, the time when he teamed up to beat up Zhang Xu.
But he has never been on stage, let alone sang and performed.
Now Fang Jin is completely famous. Although many people still don't know what he looks like, as soon as the name "Fang Jin" is said, several beautiful melodies will appear in people's minds.
A well-known music creator said: Fang Jin has done something that I have never been able to do in my life in less than a week. Every song of his is a work that I can never pursue in my life.
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This may be a bit modest, but it does express the feelings of most musicians.
In addition, the calls for the full version of "Oldboy" are getting louder and louder.
Because one of the strongest newcomers who did not want to be named released a video. The content of the video is: an unknown Master Fang stood on the table, sang an unknown song loudly, and after singing, he fell into the table.
of leftovers.
The video has been mosaic-processed, so you can’t tell who it is at all. But when the song starts, all the bullet screens read is “Mosaic blocks loneliness.”
The songs are great and the singing is very nice. Even if it is sung a cappella, even if it is recorded with a mobile phone, it cannot obscure the excitement of this performance.
Especially in the last section, when the singer raised his wine glass in greeting, the temperament exuded from him was as if he was standing on the top stage, enjoying the cheers of a sea of people.
But the next second, he fell on the leftovers with flies flying around his feet.
This sense of absurd conflict makes people very uncomfortable.
People are eager to hear the complete version of this song, because according to Zhang Xu's joke, this song was originally ready to be recorded, but a little accident happened, and it was finally recorded as "Broad Sky"
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People didn't know whether to regret or be thankful for a moment. After struggling for a long time, they urged Fang Jin on the Internet to record "Old Boy" as soon as possible.
What’s there to worry about? Want it all!
In addition, taking advantage of the current popularity of The Voice and Fang Jin, a good guy on the Internet organized a "voting for Master Fang's most popular song" activity. In a short period of time, nearly one million people participated.
Naturally, there was a lot of criticism at this event:
"What is he, a rubbish vote? The Divine Comedy "Boundless Ocean and Sky" only ranked third? Everyone has donkey hair stuffed in their ears?"
"A shady story! It's definitely a shady story!"
"What's the name of the dog upstairs? Is it because I don't deserve to see you off and love you?"
"It's low, Chongerfei's ranking is low."
"The older I get, the more lonely I am and the bottom? Are you kidding me? Are you looking down on Tang Da, the beauty?"
"Tang Da - the beauty is really big."
"Where is the old boy?! I asked where the old boy is?"
"My future is not a dream. Why is my ranking lower than the vast sea and sky?"
"Have you ever heard of the vast sea and sky? Go and listen before you talk!"
"Love you love you love you love you!"
"They are all very nice songs, why do we have to fight over them?"
"Fuck you! Today, labor and management will defend the glory of the vast sea and sky to the death!"
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The signature of "Broad Sea and Sky" has been changed to Fang Jin. After a day and night of fermentation and the promotion of Beautiful Sound, this song has completely entered people's field of vision.
Hot list, sharing list, new song list, soaring list, download list...
No matter which list, "Hai Guo Tian Tian" is either at number one or on its way to number one, and the songs that are temporarily ranked above it are all trembling, and I wish I could jump off first to avoid being violently fucked.
Most people fell in love on the spot after hearing Fang Jin's singing for the first time.
As a result, the scolding in the "Vote for Master Fang's Most Popular Song" event became even more intense...
Carnivals on the Internet do not affect carnivals in real life.
At the end of the morning show, the door of the Wonderful Voice Theater was blocked by many local fans.
By the time the afternoon show ended, the entire theater was surrounded by people from all walks of life.
Fans, reporters, paparazzi, advertisers and investors...
In the end, because the noise was so great, the relevant departments had to dispatch local security personnel to maintain order and avoid possible tragedies.
You said let people from the Voice of Beauty come out to maintain order?
What’s funny? The crew of The Voice is notoriously poor, and their security force is negligible. How can they maintain order when thousands of people gather around them?
Who can maintain order?
Rely on a security guard with an electric fly swatter?
The security guard has never seen such a big scene in his life. If he is not scared away, he is already worthy of a salary of 100 a day.
It was already evening, and the audience reluctantly walked out of the theater. The staff began to clean up the venue, and the contestants gathered together to discuss today's performance excitedly.
Kang Jiayu, Liu Bing and others began to discuss what to do next. Should they continue to prepare for the next issue according to the current model? Or should they make appropriate changes to better cater to the market?
Chen Luojia and Zhang Xu went to teach other players "star self-cultivation", telling famous players what they can and cannot do, what they should pay attention to, and what they should avoid.
This kind of thing should be done by a dedicated assistant or agent, but currently we can't find such a person, so we have to let these two experienced people do it first.
Zhang Xu originally had an agent, but since he offended Kang Yong that time, both his agent and the bodyguards assigned to him by the company suddenly disappeared mysteriously.
How strange!
But it is precisely because of this that he can follow Fang Jin without any scruples. (Fang Jin: It's obvious that I am following you, okay.)
As for Fang Jin, he was teaching Mo Xiaoyun a new song at the moment.
Fang Jin leaned down and asked Mo Xiaoyun, who was memorizing the lyrics in a low voice: "How are you, Xiaoyun? Can you sing this song?"
Hearing this, Noila Mo was very excited. He raised his head and hugged Fang Jin's neck: "Listen to this song, I like it so much!"
The foreheads of the big one and the small one touched each other, and they let out a cry of pain.
Fang Jin smiled and rubbed Noila Mo's forehead: "When we come to the Sound of Wonders again next month, can we sing this song?"
The little girl said firmly: "Okay!"
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Hou Zijian and Zhu Cuihua are husband and wife. Other couples live together, but these two live in a gang.
Neither of them have formal jobs, and they usually rely on petty theft or some shady jobs to make ends meet.
A long time ago, the two had a child. They wanted to settle down and live a good life, but unfortunately, the child was diagnosed with heart disease, and treatment would cost a lot of money.
So, the two of them decided to put the child at the entrance of the orphanage and left.
In the following days, the two of them completely fell into despair.
Smoking, drinking, mahjong, playing cards, petty theft, gambling and borrowing money, I was neither hungry nor full every day.
A few days ago, two people were caught red-handed while gambling.
To deal with such a cheap guy, Mr. Huang originally wanted to blend in with the cement wall. But at that time, he was in a good mood and didn't want to be too cruel in front of his new friend, so he asked them to "voluntarily" borrow some loans.
, you have to pay it back every month, and if you don’t pay it once, you’ll chop off one of your fingers, and when you’ve chopped off your fingers, you’ll chop off your arm.
Boss Huang knows a truth: don't worry about what kind of sheep it is, it's just wool anyway, just pick it up a little bit.
The two people encountered severe trouble and had to try their best to make money.
This morning, when Hou Zijian was pretending to be a woman and chatting with fools on his mobile phone to cheat money, he casually clicked on a video to watch because he was bored. As a result, he was stunned as soon as he saw it.
The little girl performing in the video is so similar to the one I threw away!
He immediately found a friend who lived with his gang, or his wife.
The two of them combined together, it’s perfect!
Regardless of whether it was the one you threw away, go and have a look first and then do a paternity test.
If not, there is no loss. If it is really your own child, you will make a lot of money!
Now that you have become a star, are you still worried about having no money?
The two immediately packed their luggage and ran to the train station. They acted so quickly that Mr. Huang thought they were going to run away.
The younger brothers caught these two people at Boss Huang's house and beat them up before asking them whether Mo Xiaoyun, who is currently popular on the Internet, could be the daughter of these two bitches?!
When he thought that his fiancée liked the songs sung by Mo Xiaoyun very much, Mr. Huang generously told the two of them: There is no need to repay the loan! Just bring Mo Xiaoyun to sing at my wedding!
The two of them nodded hastily and agreed.
No, as soon as they left Boss Huang's residence, Hou Zijian and Zhu Cuihua went to the train station and bought two station tickets to Xinghai City.
The two of them sat in seats that did not belong to them, greedily and crazily discussing how to use Mo Xiaoyun to make money quickly and effectively.
Let her sing on TV?
Forget it, how much money can you make?
Let her make movies and accept commercials?
The money came in too slowly. What if she fell ill and died in the middle of filming?
That's like Boss Huang said, let her sing at other people's weddings for ten thousand at a time!
This works! It can be sung not only at weddings, but also at funerals!